Oddbean new post about login | logout I am just another @ltngstore model, kinda like @QW but I’m cuter 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/d0adbab3fb23378ac06968c46f65f7dde6faa9e4758b12a651cee21bf76dff54.jpg
These boots would look fab with that shirt. 🫂 https://image.nostr.build/099b0cf4917d543ca706e989d343e94b2f21649a20e2c0325a0a476443f54258.jpg
This 🥾 but for pocket steak @BenJustman
Imagine in this heat the level of swampass encased in each shoe They had adult size knockoff crocs at Aldi and they were tie die 🤣
On the flip side the pringles will stay toasty.
Brand crocs… I can’t grok 😉 Unless it’s the Phoenix Suns 🏀
https://shopthemarketplace.com/get-it-now/product/crocs-nba-phoenix-suns-classic-clogs-dickssportinggoods-803d7b
Ok I never said I’d wear them though but holy hell THEY DO EXIST 🤣
You could level up with #Footstr Jibbitz. https://image.nostr.build/bcc16a1b675f5e392ca8460e792d82fda830108969f7b92aceba6c9a0befabe3.jpg
Pimp My Crocs… where’s Xzibit when you need him? https://image.nostr.build/1997fee031e8dae84eb9abdb44cdd2fde8596fc588f258345744df0da087629f.jpg
I’m about to pimp slap you over these crocs. A mess. A whole ass mess. ☠️
@ltngstore big if true
Crocs for the winter season of @ltngstore 2025? With jibbitz? 🤣
I’m gonna have to make some Satoshi crocs, aren’t I?? Is that what it’s gonna take, Heather?!
Not much I wouldn’t do for Satoshi
If Lightning store starts making Jibbitz I’ll wear them in every orifice.
Do. Not. Tempt. Me.
How fast can you spin something up?
Do it
Jibbitz earrings, Jibbitz nose rings, Jibbitz belly button rings, endless possibilities. https://media1.tenor.com/m/RjR9xDYlV54AAAAC/officespace-finger.gif
I’m crying laughing 🤣 I want these for the beach
I fight with him about the damn crocs almost daily
Gradually then suddenly… Heather will be walking on clouds before she knows it. 🧡🤣💜 https://image.nostr.build/0ab6c34985adb4f86913c323ad016ae5f4dca52ed5b4a2047fbac3ad2b8492d0.jpg
I can’t believe there are Suns crocs This screws up my whole world Is anything real anymore?
