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 You could level up with #Footstr Jibbitz. https://image.nostr.build/bcc16a1b675f5e392ca8460e792d82fda830108969f7b92aceba6c9a0befabe3.jpg  
 Pimp My Crocs… where’s Xzibit when you need him? https://image.nostr.build/1997fee031e8dae84eb9abdb44cdd2fde8596fc588f258345744df0da087629f.jpg  
 I’m about to pimp slap you over these crocs. A mess. A whole ass mess. ☠️ 
 I didn’t try at all to find these things. Just search Jibbitz and it’s a whole rabbit hole 😂

I had no idea how deep this goes. 
 @ltngstore big if true 
 Crocs for the winter season of @ltngstore 2025? 

With jibbitz? 🤣 
 I’m gonna have to make some Satoshi crocs, aren’t I?? Is that what it’s gonna take, Heather?! 
 Not much I wouldn’t do for Satoshi 
 Amen. 
 If Lightning store starts making Jibbitz I’ll wear them in every orifice. 
 Do. Not. Tempt. Me. 
 How fast can you spin something up? 
 Do it 
 Jibbitz earrings, Jibbitz nose rings, Jibbitz belly button rings, endless possibilities. 
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RjR9xDYlV54AAAAC/officespace-finger.gif 
 Bitcrocs 
 Hahah 
 I’m crying laughing 🤣 I want these for the beach  
 I fight with him about the damn crocs almost daily