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 Imagine in this heat the level of swampass encased in each shoe 

They had adult size knockoff crocs at Aldi and they were tie die 🤣 
 On the flip side the pringles will stay toasty. 
 Brand crocs… I can’t grok 😉 

Unless it’s the Phoenix Suns 🏀 
 https://shopthemarketplace.com/get-it-now/product/crocs-nba-phoenix-suns-classic-clogs-dickssportinggoods-803d7b 
 Ok I never said I’d wear them though but holy hell THEY DO EXIST 🤣 
 You could level up with #Footstr Jibbitz. https://image.nostr.build/bcc16a1b675f5e392ca8460e792d82fda830108969f7b92aceba6c9a0befabe3.jpg  
 Pimp My Crocs… where’s Xzibit when you need him? https://image.nostr.build/1997fee031e8dae84eb9abdb44cdd2fde8596fc588f258345744df0da087629f.jpg  
 I’m about to pimp slap you over these crocs. A mess. A whole ass mess. ☠️ 
 I didn’t try at all to find these things. Just search Jibbitz and it’s a whole rabbit hole 😂

I had no idea how deep this goes. 
 @ltngstore big if true 
 Crocs for the winter season of @ltngstore 2025? 

With jibbitz? 🤣 
 I’m gonna have to make some Satoshi crocs, aren’t I?? Is that what it’s gonna take, Heather?! 
 Not much I wouldn’t do for Satoshi 
 Amen. 
 If Lightning store starts making Jibbitz I’ll wear them in every orifice. 
 Do. Not. Tempt. Me. 
 How fast can you spin something up? 
 Do it 
 Jibbitz earrings, Jibbitz nose rings, Jibbitz belly button rings, endless possibilities. 
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RjR9xDYlV54AAAAC/officespace-finger.gif 
 Bitcrocs 
 Hahah 
 I’m crying laughing 🤣 I want these for the beach  
 I fight with him about the damn crocs almost daily 
 Gradually then suddenly… Heather will be walking on clouds before she knows it. 🧡🤣💜 https://image.nostr.build/0ab6c34985adb4f86913c323ad016ae5f4dca52ed5b4a2047fbac3ad2b8492d0.jpg  
 I can’t believe there are Suns crocs 

This screws up my whole world 

Is anything real anymore?