All our collective efforts in 2024 must be employed in developing a Nostr app with a single button. Users won't have to think, they will just press that button and they will be fed with content selected to them by an amazing algorithm. When they are hungry they press the button and food will be put inside their mouths. Whenever they feel a little bit of discomfort in their bodies they just press the button. The app cannot mention relays, keys or the word "Nostr" because that will intimidate users, it should have a familiar name, maybe it should be called "mom", since that word is very familiar to all normies since when they were babies.
The mother of the apps 🤣🤣 (just kidding).
My best wishes for the the upcoming year 🙂.
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Since it is mom, it will never have downtime, works 24/7 forever and needs no payment!
Perfect
LOL! All the best for 2024 for you and your family!
This is unacceptable… I demand its called Mommy
Could call it Board - both a play on ‘bored’ and people can ask each other “are you on Board?”.
It’ll be the onboarding app for nostr.
Momstr interpret it however you want xD
Big Mommy Milkers industrial complex protocol
It has to have pop ups which draws the child back to the tit whenever stimulus overload is absent. It is a crucial part keeping the addict addicted and in trance state where the critical thinking brain is blocked so we can introduce Bitcoin maximalist propaganda by bypassing the filter.
Lets call it HOME 🫂
Good idea!
I already greet new members by saying "Welcome home"
Mom it's the name of a TV series, I don't see it as the name of a social network
Feed them wisdom. Nothing else. The rest will take care of itself.
We already see what happens when algorithms of junk is fed consistently to the people.
It creates a world dominated by fear, greed, and strife.
To get better we must spend time being better. To be better we need more wisdom and far less fear.
Have the algorithm curate wisdom to be fed when the button is pushed.
Nice try, but this idea’s already in widespread use by X, Facebook, and others.
Why have button at all? The matrix is just one NeuraLink away?
The button should look like a NIP and only be able to be activated by lips making a sucking sound...
Oh , the normies will get their button alright, the big red "deploy dronestrich" button under my desk.
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But I like to think for myself.
I don’t want to press a button when I am hungry and food is put into my mouth.
One single button and fed an algorithm would be the worst app ever.
Am I missing some context here?
Is @fiatjaf account compromised?
It was a joke.
Yeah, I figured that after I posted. But you have been doom and gloom lately. So I guess for a second I thought you could be serious. 🫡
There’s a bigger industry in who’s not allowed to press the button
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