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 Enough funding for new vaccine research already. Let’s use that funding on something way more  important, like how to make fun drugs that you can’t become addicted to, OD, or fuck up your life on.

Hear that big pharma??? You wanna be greedy motherfuckers, then there’s your idea.

Fun drugs. 
 Yes 
 It’s much needed 
 Beyond needed 
 “We have to do something about the opiate crisis”

Easy. Make safer drugs 
 "hmmm what does my patient need? A med that calms them down and lets them focus? Well I mean there's pot which synergizes with ADHD... Nahhhhhhhh let's give em Adderall for the attention, get em hyper and addicted, Xanax to calm them down and dope em up, lorazepam because the fucker will never be able to sleep again, a sprinkle of setraline because she sounded a little like a Debbie downer over the phone, and methadone because why not? It'll keep her coming back. " 
 Death? A side effect? 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Actually yes. But it's rare. So no need to worry! 

Here have some hydroxyzine.  
 True fucking story 
 🤷🏽 
 If we don’t become addicted how are they going to make their money? 😜 
 Same way dispensaries do, because it’s awesome 
 My gal, you’ve certainly got all the right answers 🫡💜💜 
 I want a drug that makes my imaginary friend more than just the voices in my head. 
 Oh LSD is already a thing 
 Oh neat, nvm then 
 I think this is why people are licking frogs now 
 @jpfrogmd  please confirm 
 How many sats for a prescription pad? 😂😂😂 
 Settle down 
 I couldn’t resist. Old Noshole 😂 
 OLD BEHAVIOR 
 Oooo it’s been so long since somebody has yelled that at me 😂😂😂 
 It’s been a long time since I yelled that at someone ☠️ 
 Nostalgic AF 
 Yes, are the people licking you? 
 🤣😂😂 
 Please stop trying to get everyone to lick me. 
 You should consider yourself one lucky frog 🐸😂 
 I have no words🤦🏽 
 Nature made it for its called Psilocybin mushroom. 0.3 to 0.5 of a gram is totally totally safe. No one has did. No one gets addicted. Its a clean natural high. 

But we were lied to and tbey made the forbidden hahaha but some of us realized that humans need a little Psilocybin.  
 Yes I am aware of this; however, I like a little variety in my life. For example, could you imagine if they made some sort of synthetic opiate that you can’t develop a tolerance to or OD on? 🤯 
 Yaaaa i wouldn't mess that. Hahahaha thats kinda what k2 weed was and that was a major fail. 


But i get you yes that would save a lit of lives  
 That’s because there’s no  funding in that type of research. 

They’re trying to get rich by pushing vaccines on people who don’t want them instead of trying to make something people would willingly use 😂 
 Edibles on an empty stomach with some whiskey will fuck you right up  
 Alcohol is addicting and could fuck up my life though 🤔 
 There is no free lunch.