Enough funding for new vaccine research already. Let’s use that funding on something way more  important, like how to make fun drugs that you can’t become addicted to, OD, or fuck up your life on.

Hear that big pharma??? You wanna be greedy motherfuckers, then there’s your idea.

Fun drugs.


:turtlehappy:


Yes


If we don’t become addicted how are they going to make their money? 😜


I want a drug that makes my imaginary friend more than just the voices in my head.


Same way dispensaries do, because it’s awesome


It’s much needed


Beyond needed


Oh LSD is already a thing


My gal, you’ve certainly got all the right answers 🫡💜💜


I think this is why people are licking frogs now


nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g please confirm


“We have to do something about the opiate crisis”

Easy. Make safer drugs


Oh neat, nvm then


Yes, are the people licking you?


How many sats for a prescription pad? 😂😂😂


Settle down


I couldn’t resist. Old Noshole 😂


Nature made it for its called Psilocybin mushroom. 0.3 to 0.5 of a gram is totally totally safe. No one has did. No one gets addicted. Its a clean natural high.

But we were lied to and tbey made the forbidden hahaha but some of us realized that humans need a little Psilocybin.


Yes I am aware of this; however, I like a little variety in my life. For example, could you imagine if they made some sort of synthetic opiate that you can’t develop a tolerance to or OD on? 🤯


OLD BEHAVIOR


Oooo it’s been so long since somebody has yelled that at me 😂😂😂


Yaaaa i wouldn't mess that. Hahahaha thats kinda what k2 weed was and that was a major fail.

But i get you yes that would save a lit of lives


It’s been a long time since I yelled that at someone ☠


That’s because there’s no  funding in that type of research.

They’re trying to get rich by pushing vaccines on people who don’t want them instead of trying to make something people would willingly use 😂


Nostalgic AF


Please stop trying to get everyone to lick me.


Edibles on an empty stomach with some whiskey will fuck you right up


Alcohol is addicting and could fuck up my life though 🤔


"hmmm what does my patient need? A med that calms them down and lets them focus? Well I mean there's pot which synergizes with ADHD... Nahhhhhhhh let's give em Adderall for the attention, get em hyper and addicted, Xanax to calm them down and dope em up, lorazepam because the fucker will never be able to sleep again, a sprinkle of setraline because she sounded a little like a Debbie downer over the phone, and methadone because why not? It'll keep her coming back. "


Death? A side effect?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Actually yes. But it's rare. So no need to worry!

Here have some hydroxyzine.


True fucking story


You should consider yourself one lucky frog 🐸😂


I have no words🤦🏽


There is no free lunch.