For me nostr is like a diary. Just how I use it I guess. I write my feelings, because Iβm no good at saying them out loud. Good, bad, romantic (occasionally horny π
sorry).
In a way itβs like Tom Riddleβs diary. But not evil. You write something and sometimes you get a response and instead of a scary noseless wizard replying itβs amazing people from all over the world. Still getting used to that, and I very much appreciate it ππ«
forgot the
- xoxo gossip girl
so u have seen gossip girl?
i just know the reference π€
mhmβ¦ππ
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not sure if I believe that he only knows the reference and not show inside out ππ
somebody replied to me with that years ago and i was like β?β
and then they explained
hahaha πππ weβre
gonna watch it together. From start to
finish
what have i done..
hahah π you just signed up for the best experience ever π«Άπ
π€£π€£ππ€£β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈπ―
You are in charge of his gossip girl watching wencke βΊοΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈ you guys must have a marathon it will be fun π«
can somebody sign me up for therapy after it?
you donβt need therapy. the show itself is the therapy
hahaha πππ at this point he doesnβt have a choice π«£ππ«
π€£π€£πβ₯οΈπ―π«
he decided to do this on his own soβ¦π€·ββοΈ
sorry not sorry
You guys gotta do it π€£πππ« itβs a good show to be fair, and then after watch YOU πβ₯οΈππ½ season one of that one is great π₯βΊοΈ
wait
i thought it was a movie
π
Nonono sir. You are in for a series of watching parties π€£ππ€£
Liminalβs right π€£π 6 seasons my friend π₯π€£ππ«
Also, could this go on zap.stream? π
not sure if torture is allowed on there
Could be hilarious πππ€£ππ½π₯π―
make it stop
wake me up from this nightmare
Wait till you find out who gossip girl is π±
is it about a girl on nostr, that really enjoys the gossip model?
I donβt gossip ππ½π₯Ή I just drag my mean ex is all π
whatβs a gossip model π₯Ήπ€
@hodlbod maybe knows
nostr:nprofile1qqs9c5yvxn6csehvwdq64ugvcxh496fr9wulskwgzq72tm8j42fm77qpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg7waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezuamfwfjkgmn9wshx5up0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndw46xjmnewaskcmr9wshxxmmd9u9s6ss5 you drag me in here to make the most boring comment in the thread? Happy to oblige:
Gossip model is a terrible misnomer (aka routing model, aka inbox/outbox model, aka other things) that describes how clients find which relay hosts a given note
I love you buddy ππ
I am too dumb to explain it, and you are like a gigabrain compared to me
look, dis u https://i.nostr.build/xxkz.jpg
Are those seashells? Why is my body so small?
itβs you floating amongst the galaxies with your galaxybrain
I know (of course, apparently), just being self deprecating π
Gossip model is your client checking relays that your followers use, as well as your own, so you donβt miss as much.
Gossip is also how we get the women on to Nostr π
Ooooo thatβs intriguing, I do like seeing lots of others posts π―π― variety is great π₯π―.
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It could be fun. Now I'm invested π
Yesss liminal knows whatβs up ππ€£π«
yes @5c508c34 we have a long bindge watching time in front of us.
I havenβt seen YOU either π«£
Sorry not sorry π€£π€£πππ« made me giggle π«π«π«
#tanelhas π₯Ή you know gossip girl? ππ«
Oh Christ I could actually hear it π
donβt make me curious enough to watch it pls
Itβs definitely not a male oriented tv show, Iβve just seen bits and pieces
that might have been a different show fren π
Just gonna leave this here π€£π« they were smart with the advertising campaign https://image.nostr.build/fe0492fb86758b0a7c97fb6b2fae9d265c046bff053e007b330333fb24926110.jpg
damn, why did they put quotes from my mom on there
Smart right! Loved how they used the worst reviews from parents π€£π€£ππ―π₯
Ummm, how is this interesting? This is just Great Value Fifty Shades of Grey.
ah yes
50 shades of nostr
To be fair it was actually really vanilla π€£πππ½ compared to whatβs on now, but at the time it was considered rather spicy stuff π€£
Normal tv, or even late night shows are so boring. Havenβt found one interesting in awhile.
You still have a TV?
Yeah, to watch Hockey.π€π»
π«‘ good answer. Good answer. Iβm gonna keep an eye on you. Very well done. π₯πΏπ―π«‘β‘οΈ
?
i donβt speak outdated tech
It's like a monitor, but with a propaganda receiver built in.
so i get paid to watch it, right?
No, no, no. We pay for our propaganda around here!
Seriously though I've never paid for tv in my life β οΈ OG Xbox with a giant hard drive started that trend. Streaming torrents continues it.
so people pay to watch propaganda?
whereβs the benefit?
Hypnotic zombie like state
Generally the ability to control the thinking of groups of people is the benefit of propaganda.
Xbox is clean living for sure.
I still have one Xbox running XBMC. I occasionally for it up for nostalgia.
The Xbox has to plug in to something π€·ββοΈ
Thereβs the gotcha.β
60 inch monitor on the wall connected to the Xbox is TV. BAM.
I donβt play video games anymore, but porn on a 72 β flatscreen, well, thatβs a whole βnother story.π
how did i end up in this thread
I need to catch up π€π€
I think you actually started it π€£
Ahhhh Iβve caught up now π€£π€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ«π
You were the first to reply to it, @5c508c34.
Thatβs what the flatscreen mirror on the ceiling is for
Oooo sick burn bro π€£πππ½π₯
caramel > vanilla
Food wise ?! Whaaa π±
Melon > coconut
eww, this is just wrong π€’
π€£π€£ππ€£π
Dude donβt come for melons they are great!
you just havenβt had good fruit yet ππ
π₯²
whatβs your favourite fruit?
Melon ππ€£π€£π€£π«π€£ ππ½
Mmmm, big joocy melΓ³nes
oppai maxi
Whatβs this π₯Ή ?
hehe
Hmmm
hmm https://i.nostr.build/JLJr.jpg
I bet itβs something dirty ππ€£π€π€
i hope theyβre not
Oh it means boobies ππ€£ how in the world did that slang term come about π€ time to get lost researching something that will help me in no way, Iβll be back π€
It means boobies in a horny way for Japanese people apparently π
I think big boobies π
ππππ€£π«π well, you learn something new every day on nostr ππ½π₯Ή
i had a weird friend when i was younger, using weird words
never googled it π
I do it so you donβt have to π https://image.nostr.build/eb58de78345b7f534af87e99ee00b2da12878f69dfd88b8edd77bf9b772dc614.jpg
Hey what theβ¦ i thought we were talking about yummy tasty melons here π«¨
I meant fruits ππ½ββοΈπ₯Ήππππ€£ππ€£π«π
if i speak, iβm in big trouble
Dude melons are the best π―π―π₯πππ€£. Maybe you had bad ones π€.
need better ones, know anybody?
I just got this π€£π€£ππ€£ very good π€πππ€£
ππππ€£ππ€£ damn, word for word π«π«ππ€£π€£πππ½ Landy coming in clutch π₯Ή
ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ½π« my friends made me google blue waffle in school π
oh god, i luckily managed to avoid most of these π
Smart π₯Ήπ―π« always say no ππ½ππ€£π
I always say yes, itβsβ¦ more interesting I guess
Lemon party
set it as the homepage for an art teacher way back
What is that π₯Ή ? Something bad?
just a party for people who enjoy lemons
Aww thatβs nice. And bullshit I bet. Going to google, brb π€
oh no
βThe Lemon Party pledged to: Restructure Canada's economy to be centred on lemon production.β
A political party in Canada it seems π€ tanel your pranks need work π₯Ήππ«
iβm so glad you didnβt find the actual page, now i have the image in my mind ππ
Jokeβs on us ππππ
Also i just lost βthe gameβ
oh no, donβt tell me you found it
1. Lemon PartyThe term lemon is often used to describe an old man. In this context, Lemon Party referred to a shock website that featured video clips of three elderly men engaged in an intimate act. Some people might tell their friends βto just type lemonparty.β However, be warned since the only thing you might find are videos of three naked, elderly men engaging in intimate activities.
Oh dear π
. https://image.nostr.build/bebf42fc265e27fcda2efa37343ca425df4abbe8466afbc719165711a6640864.jpg
How do I remove sats from someone as a punishment π
Just say no eshara
Dammit I forgot π€£π€£πππ½π―
Double confirmed here, just no. Life is not better with this new information π«
Iβm so sorry liminal ππ€£π«π
The pursuit of knowledge is always just
Iβm glad I didnβt go google images π₯Ήπ―π«π
I fell off my chair trying to exit the screen before the teacher came back and they kept moving the mouse π€£π itβs too risky π±
I googled it for you. It is π
Thank you Landy πππ€£ππ«ππ½π― tis the boobies π₯Ή
Yeah this ended 11 years ago in all fairness π
Damn! Well I feel about 100 years old π€£π kinda like it π₯Ήπ«
This community is so non-judgemental that I feel safe sharing things about myself on here that I would never post on any other social network.
I completely feel the same way π«π am usually really private about feelings and thoughts, but itβs freeing having this place ππ½
The beauty of this place is that itβs open to anyone for anything. One can utilize this protocol however one sees fit. If itβs not what you wanted or hoped it to be, youβre welcome to spend your time elsewhere. Itβs just another tool or option for you to use.
Exactly, I feel the same way π₯Ήπ―π«π just fits right ππ½π«
tom riddle did nothing wrong
Oh ferrell, are you a Slytherin by any chance? ππ€£π«
i actually donβt know my house! lol
Nooo π± you could find out on the pottermore website if you want, itβs quite fun π₯Ή and you learn what your patronus is π₯
I think you are really good at conveying feelings based on posts and nests, and great insight as well.
Thats an interesting perspective on Nostr as a Tom Riddle style diary. Im imagining you writing out posts like that flashback in Harry Potter and then reviewing responses.
Its all very magical. And the best wizards keep it that way.
Thank you Vic π₯Ήππ½ππ« likewise π―ππ½. You should have met me before nostr π€£π crying when upset and not a word said about why. Nostr has definitely helped with my communication ππ«
π€© that would be cool, very magical indeed π₯Ή Iβd say youβre quite possibly a Gryffindor Vic π―π«π₯Ή.
I like that, totally agree βΊοΈπ«
I admire your take about this platform greatlyπ€ Thank you for sharing!
Thank you for listening Jakub, π₯Ή very kind ππ«
Whats the story with the x? Cheating!?
Sometimes you still get the scary noseless wizard. But they might be hiding behind a cute pfp.
ππππ€£ππ« made me giggle π« this is true ππ½
Itβs what makes us what we are. Never give up.
I hope to god that nostr isnβt a horcrux
Good morning Alex - and I hope not too π how would we destroy it? I mean how could we ?! Its nostr ππ₯Ή would be a sad day π«
I thoroughly enjoy your posts and hearing what you say.
(The occasionally horny part made me smile big, and lol for real). Honest person. I like reading your nostr diary. Keep up the great work wise and funny female wizard. ππ«
Thank you Frank, thatβs very kind π₯Ήπ«π likewise ππ½.
This message made me smile big too π₯Ήππ«π«ππ§π½ββοΈπͺππ½
Youβre very welcome! ππ«ππ«π§ββοΈ
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