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 Just gonna leave this here 🤣🫂 they were smart with the advertising campaign https://image.nostr.build/fe0492fb86758b0a7c97fb6b2fae9d265c046bff053e007b330333fb24926110.jpg  
 damn, why did they put quotes from my mom on there 
 Smart right! Loved how they used the worst reviews from parents 🤣🤣😂💯🔥 
 Ummm, how is this interesting? This is just Great Value Fifty Shades of Grey. 
 ah yes

50 shades of nostr 
 😂 
 To be fair it was actually really vanilla 🤣😂🙏🏽 compared to what’s on now, but at the time it was considered rather spicy stuff 🤣 
 Normal tv, or even late night shows are so boring. Haven’t found one interesting in awhile. 
 You still have a TV? 
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 Yeah, to watch Hockey.🤘🏻 
 🫡 good answer. Good answer. I’m gonna keep an eye on you. Very well done. 🔥🍿💯🫡⚡️ 
 ?

i don’t speak outdated tech 
 It's like a monitor, but with a propaganda receiver built in. 
 so i get paid to watch it, right? 
 No, no, no. We pay for our propaganda around here!

Seriously though I've never paid for tv in my life ☠️ OG Xbox with a giant hard drive started that trend. Streaming torrents continues it. 
 so people pay to watch propaganda?

where’s the benefit? 
 Hypnotic zombie like state 
 Generally the ability to control the thinking of groups of people is the benefit of propaganda. 
 Xbox is clean living for sure. 
 I still have one Xbox running XBMC. I occasionally for it up for nostalgia. 
 The Xbox has to plug in to something 🤷‍♂️ 
 There’s the gotcha.✅
60 inch monitor on the wall connected to the Xbox is TV. BAM. 
 I don’t play video games anymore, but porn on a 72 “  flatscreen, well, that’s a whole “nother story.😂 
 how did i end up in this thread 
 😂 
 I need to catch up 🤔🤓 
 Ahhhh I’ve caught up now 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🫂💜 
 That’s what the flatscreen mirror on the ceiling is for 
 Have mercy 
 😏 
 Oooo sick burn bro 🤣😂🙏🏽🔥 
 caramel > vanilla 
 Food wise ?! Whaaa 😱

Melon > coconut 
 eww, this is just wrong 🤢 
 🤣🤣😂🤣😂 

Dude don’t come for melons they are great! 
 you just haven’t had good fruit yet 😂😭 
 🥲 
 what’s your favourite fruit? 
 Melon 😭🤣🤣🤣🫂🤣 🙏🏽 
 Mmmm, big joocy melónes 
 oppai maxi 
 What’s this 🥹 ? 
 hehe 
 Hmmm 
 hmm https://i.nostr.build/JLJr.jpg  
 I bet it’s something dirty 😂🤣🤔🤓 
 i hope they’re not 
 Oh it means boobies 😂🤣 how in the world did that slang term come about 🤔 time to get lost researching something that will help me in no way, I’ll be back 🤓 
 from japanese 
 It means boobies in a horny way for Japanese people apparently 😂 
 I think big boobies 😅😂😂😂🤣🫂💜 well, you learn something new every day on nostr 🙏🏽🥹 
 i had a weird friend when i was younger, using weird words

never googled it 😂 
 I do it so you don’t have to 😂 https://image.nostr.build/eb58de78345b7f534af87e99ee00b2da12878f69dfd88b8edd77bf9b772dc614.jpg  
 Hey what the… i thought we were talking about yummy tasty melons here 🫨 
 Yes 
 I meant fruits 🙋🏽‍♀️🥹😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🫂💜 
 if i speak, i’m in big trouble 
 Dude melons are the best 💯💯🔥😂😂🤣. Maybe you had bad ones 🤔. 
 need better ones, know anybody? 
 That’s illegal sir 
 😂😂😂🤣 
 I just got this 🤣🤣😂🤣 very good 🤝😂😂🤣 
 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 damn, word for word 🫂🫂💜🤣🤣😂🙏🏽 Landy coming in clutch 🥹 
 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🫂 my friends made me google blue waffle in school 😭 
 oh god, i luckily managed to avoid most of these 😂 
 Smart 🥹💯🫂 always say no 🙏🏽😂🤣😭 
 I always say yes, it’s… more interesting I guess 
 Lemon party 
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 set it as the homepage for an art teacher way back 
 What is that 🥹 ? Something bad? 
 just a party for people who enjoy lemons 
 Aww that’s nice. And bullshit I bet. Going to google, brb 🤓 
 oh no 
 ‘The Lemon Party pledged to: Restructure Canada's economy to be centred on lemon production.’

A political party in Canada it seems 🤔 tanel your pranks need work 🥹💜🫂 
 i’m so glad you didn’t find the actual page, now i have the image in my mind 😭😭 
 Joke’s on us 😭😭😭😭

Also i just lost “the game” 
 oh no, don’t tell me you found it 
 1. Lemon PartyThe term lemon is often used to describe an old man. In this context, Lemon Party referred to a shock website that featured video clips of three elderly men engaged in an intimate act. Some people might tell their friends “to just type lemonparty.” However, be warned since the only thing you might find are videos of three naked, elderly men engaging in intimate activities.

Oh dear 😅. https://image.nostr.build/bebf42fc265e27fcda2efa37343ca425df4abbe8466afbc719165711a6640864.jpg  
 🫠🫠🫠 
 How do I remove sats from someone as a punishment 😂 
 Just say no eshara 
 Dammit I forgot 🤣🤣😂🙏🏽💯 
 Double confirmed here, just no. Life is not better with this new information 🫠 
 I’m so sorry liminal 😂🤣🫂💜 
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 The pursuit of knowledge is always just 
 I’m glad I didn’t go google images 🥹💯🫂👀 
 I fell off my chair trying to exit the screen before the teacher came back and they kept moving the mouse 🤣😂 it’s too risky 😱 
 I googled it for you. It is 😂 
 Thank you Landy 😂😂🤣💜🫂🙏🏽💯 tis the boobies 🥹 
 😂😂🤣😂🤣 
 Yeah this ended 11 years ago in all fairness 😂 
 Damn! Well I feel about 100 years old 🤣😂 kinda like it 🥹🫂