For me nostr is like a diary. Just how I use it I guess. I write my feelings, because I’m no good at saying them out loud. Good, bad, romantic (occasionally horny 😅 sorry).

In a way it’s like Tom Riddle’s diary. But not evil. You write something and sometimes you get a response and instead of a scary noseless wizard replying it’s amazing people from all over the world. Still getting used to that, and I very much appreciate it 💜🫂


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forgot the

- xoxo gossip girl


This community is so non-judgemental that I feel safe sharing things about myself on here that I would never post on any other social network.


so u have seen gossip girl?


i just know the reference 🤗


#tanelhas 🥹 you know gossip girl? 💜🫂


mhm…😂💜


The beauty of this place is that it’s open to anyone for anything. One can utilize this protocol however one sees fit. If it’s not what you wanted or hoped it to be, you’re welcome to spend your time elsewhere. It’s just another tool or option for you to use.


tom riddle did nothing wrong


not sure if I believe that he only knows the reference and not show inside out 😂😂


Oh Christ I could actually hear it 😂


I completely feel the same way 🫂💜 am usually really private about feelings and thoughts, but it’s freeing having this place  🙏🏽


somebody replied to me with that years ago and i was like “?”

and then they explained


don’t make me curious enough to watch it pls


hahaha 😂😂😂 we’re
gonna watch it together. From start to
finish


It’s definitely not a male oriented tv show, I’ve just seen bits and pieces


what have i done..


that might have been a different show fren 😂


hahah 😂 you just signed up for the best experience ever 🫶💜


Just gonna leave this here 🤣🫂 they were smart with the advertising campaign https://image.nostr.build/fe0492fb86758b0a7c97fb6b2fae9d265c046bff053e007b330333fb24926110.jpg


I think you are really good at conveying feelings based on posts and nests, and great insight as well.

Thats an interesting perspective on Nostr as a Tom Riddle style diary. Im imagining you writing out posts like that flashback in Harry Potter and then reviewing responses.

Its all very magical. And the best wizards keep it that way.


damn, why did they put quotes from my mom on there


Ummm, how is this interesting? This is just Great Value Fifty Shades of Grey.


me 5 minutes into it https://i.nostr.build/4443.jpg


hahaha 😂😂😂


You are in charge of his gossip girl watching wencke ☺♥♥ you guys must have a marathon it will be fun 🫂


ah yes

50 shades of nostr


can somebody sign me up for therapy after it?


hahaha 😂😂😂 at this point he doesn’t have a choice 🫣💜🫂


Smart right! Loved how they used the worst reviews from parents 🤣🤣😂💯🔥


you don’t need therapy. the show itself is the therapy


To be fair it was actually really vanilla 🤣😂🙏🏽 compared to what’s on now, but at the time it was considered rather spicy stuff 🤣


- xoxo therapist guy


Normal tv, or even late night shows are so boring. Haven’t found one interesting in awhile.


You still have a TV?


Oh ferrell, are you a Slytherin by any chance? 👀🤣🫂


he decided to do this on his own so…🤷♀
sorry not sorry


Yeah, to watch Hockey.🤘🏻


For me nostr is like a diary. Just how I use it I guess. I write my feelings, because I’m no good at saying them out loud. Good, bad, romantic (occasionally horny 😅 sorry).

In a way it’s like Tom Riddle’s diary. But not evil. You write something and sometimes you get a response and instead of a scary noseless wizard replying it’s amazing people from all over the world. Still getting used to that, and I very much appreciate it 💜🫂


Exactly, I feel the same way 🥹💯🫂💜 just fits right 🙏🏽🫂


?

i don’t speak outdated tech


I admire your take about this platform greatly🤙 Thank you for sharing!


It's like a monitor, but with a propaganda receiver built in.


so i get paid to watch it, right?


caramel > vanilla


🫡 good answer. Good answer. I’m gonna keep an eye on you. Very well done. 🔥🍿💯🫡⚡


No, no, no. We pay for our propaganda around here!

Seriously though I've never paid for tv in my life ☠ OG Xbox with a giant hard drive started that trend. Streaming torrents continues it.


Yeah this ended 11 years ago in all fairness 😂


so people pay to watch propaganda?

where’s the benefit?


Xbox is clean living for sure.


The Xbox has to plug in to something 🤷♂


Hypnotic zombie like state


And I, you, good sir.🤘🏻 https://image.nostr.build/0650a24e097c72af1631d41df1b8ebface9d7cfe51335fc43b6a3a5bbc5d1f74.gif


I still have one Xbox running XBMC. I occasionally for it up for nostalgia.


There’s the gotcha.✅
60 inch monitor on the wall connected to the Xbox is TV. BAM.


I don’t play video games anymore, but porn on a 72 “  flatscreen, well, that’s a whole “nother story.😂


how did i end up in this thread


Generally the ability to control the thinking of groups of people is the benefit of propaganda.


I need to catch up 🤔🤓


I think you actually started it 🤣


Thank you Vic 🥹🙏🏽💜🫂 likewise 💯🙏🏽. You should have met me before nostr 🤣😂 crying when upset and not a word said about why. Nostr has definitely helped with my communication 💜🫂

🤩 that would be cool, very magical indeed 🥹 I’d say you’re quite possibly a Gryffindor Vic 💯🫂🥹.

I like that, totally agree ☺🫂


okay, time to finish


That’s what the flatscreen mirror on the ceiling is for


Thank you for listening Jakub, 🥹 very kind 💜🫂


damn… busted


You guys gotta do it 🤣😂💜🫂 it’s a good show to be fair, and then after watch YOU 😍♥🙏🏽 season one of that one is great 🔥☺


Sorry not sorry 🤣🤣😂💜🫂 made me giggle 🫂🫂🫂


wait

i thought it was a movie

😭


Oooo sick burn bro 🤣😂🙏🏽🔥


Food wise ?! Whaaa 😱

Melon > coconut


i actually don’t know my house! lol


Damn! Well I feel about 100 years old 🤣😂 kinda like it 🥹🫂


Just like magic 🫂🫂


Nonono sir. You are in for a series of watching parties 🤣😂🤣


eww, this is just wrong 🤢


Ahhhh I’ve caught up now 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🫂💜


🤣🙏🏽 https://image.nostr.build/c8da67843855ea132761bae1b0de5a156eb596b5e67ea7c40f75d0ab156f06ab.gif


aaaaaaa https://i.nostr.build/7VJe.png


Liminal’s right 🤣😂 6 seasons my friend 🔥🤣😂🫂


These rules also apply to the watching show 🤣🤣🤣


*plans revenge in Spanish*


🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Dude don’t come for melons they are great!


Also, could this go on zap.stream? 👀


you just haven’t had good fruit yet 😂😭


not sure if torture is allowed on there


Nooo 😱 you could find out on the pottermore website if you want, it’s quite fun 🥹 and you learn what your patronus is 🔥


Mmmm, big joocy melónes


You were the first to reply to it, nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4.


oppai maxi


Damn. That thread really escalated.


Could be hilarious 😂😂🤣🙏🏽🔥💯


Woof.


what’s your favourite fruit?


make it stop

wake me up from this nightmare


What’s this 🥹 ?


hehe


Melon 😭🤣🤣🤣🫂🤣 🙏🏽


Hmmm


Wait till you find out who gossip girl is 😱


It could be fun. Now I'm invested 👀


hmm https://i.nostr.build/JLJr.jpg


I bet it’s something dirty 😂🤣🤔🤓


is it about a girl on nostr, that really enjoys the gossip model?


Yesss liminal knows what’s up 😂🤣🫂


i hope they’re not


I googled it for you. It is 😂


I don’t gossip 🙏🏽🥹 I just drag my mean ex is all 😅 what’s a gossip model 🥹🤓


nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn maybe knows


pls no https://i.nostr.build/GnJX.jpg


Gossip model is your client checking relays that your followers use, as well as your own, so you don’t miss as much.

Gossip is also how we get the women on to Nostr 😂


Oh it means boobies 😂🤣 how in the world did that slang term come about 🤔 time to get lost researching something that will help me in no way, I’ll be back 🤓


from japanese


Have mercy


It means boobies in a horny way for Japanese people apparently 😂


Thank you Landy 😂😂🤣💜🫂🙏🏽💯 tis the boobies 🥹


Ooooo that’s intriguing, I do like seeing lots of others posts 💯💯 variety is great 🔥💯.

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🫂💜


I think big boobies 😅😂😂😂🤣🫂💜 well, you learn something new every day on nostr 🙏🏽🥹


Amen


i had a weird friend when i was younger, using weird words

never googled it 😂


I do it so you don’t have to 😂 https://image.nostr.build/eb58de78345b7f534af87e99ee00b2da12878f69dfd88b8edd77bf9b772dc614.jpg


😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🫂 my friends made me google blue waffle in school 😭


Hey what the… i thought we were talking about yummy tasty melons here 🫨


oh god, i luckily managed to avoid most of these 😂


Yes


😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 damn, word for word 🫂🫂💜🤣🤣😂🙏🏽 Landy coming in clutch 🥹


I meant fruits 🙋🏽♀🥹😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🫂💜


if i speak, i’m in big trouble


Whats the story with the x? Cheating!?


Smart 🥹💯🫂 always say no 🙏🏽😂🤣😭


I always say yes, it’s… more interesting I guess


Lemon party


Dude melons are the best 💯💯🔥😂😂🤣. Maybe you had bad ones 🤔.


need better ones, know anybody?


set it as the homepage for an art teacher way back


That’s illegal sir


I fell off my chair trying to exit the screen before the teacher came back and they kept moving the mouse 🤣😂 it’s too risky 😱


What is that 🥹 ? Something bad?


just a party for people who enjoy lemons


Just say no eshara


I just got this 🤣🤣😂🤣 very good 🤝😂😂🤣


Aww that’s nice. And bullshit I bet. Going to google, brb 🤓


oh no


Dammit I forgot 🤣🤣😂🙏🏽💯


‘The Lemon Party pledged to: Restructure Canada's economy to be centred on lemon production.’

A political party in Canada it seems 🤔 tanel your pranks need work 🥹💜🫂


i’m so glad you didn’t find the actual page, now i have the image in my mind 😭😭


Double confirmed here, just no. Life is not better with this new information 🫠


Joke’s on us 😭😭😭😭

Also i just lost “the game”


oh no, don’t tell me you found it


1. Lemon PartyThe term lemon is often used to describe an old man. In this context, Lemon Party referred to a shock website that featured video clips of three elderly men engaged in an intimate act. Some people might tell their friends “to just type lemonparty.” However, be warned since the only thing you might find are videos of three naked, elderly men engaging in intimate activities.

Oh dear 😅. https://image.nostr.build/bebf42fc265e27fcda2efa37343ca425df4abbe8466afbc719165711a6640864.jpg


I’m so sorry liminal 😂🤣🫂💜


How do I remove sats from someone as a punishment 😂


The pursuit of knowledge is always just


I’m glad I didn’t go google images 🥹💯🫂👀


For me nostr is like a diary. Just how I use it I guess. I write my feelings, because I’m no good at saying them out loud. Good, bad, romantic (occasionally horny 😅 sorry).

In a way it’s like Tom Riddle’s diary. But not evil. You write something and sometimes you get a response and instead of a scary noseless wizard replying it’s amazing people from all over the world. Still getting used to that, and I very much appreciate it 💜🫂


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Sometimes you still get the scary noseless wizard. But they might be hiding behind a cute pfp.


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It’s what makes us what we are. Never give up.


😂😂😂🤣💜🫂 made me giggle 🫂 this is true 🙏🏽


nostr:nprofile1qqs9c5yvxn6csehvwdq64ugvcxh496fr9wulskwgzq72tm8j42fm77qpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg7waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezuamfwfjkgmn9wshx5up0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndw46xjmnewaskcmr9wshxxmmd9u9s6ss5  you drag me in here to make the most boring comment in the thread? Happy to oblige:

Gossip model is a terrible misnomer (aka routing model, aka inbox/outbox model, aka other things) that describes how clients find which relay hosts a given note


I love you buddy 😂💜

I am too dumb to explain it, and you are like a gigabrain compared to me

look, dis u https://i.nostr.build/xxkz.jpg


Are those seashells? Why is my body so small?


it’s you floating amongst the galaxies with your galaxybrain


I know (of course, apparently), just being self deprecating 😂


I hope to god that nostr isn’t a horcrux


Good morning Alex - and I hope not too 😭 how would we destroy it? I mean how could we ?! Its nostr 😭🥹 would be a sad day 🫂


hahahah 😂 thanks


yes please 🤝


yes nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 we have a long bindge watching time in front of us.
I haven’t seen YOU either 🫣


I thoroughly enjoy your posts and hearing what you say.

(The occasionally horny part made me smile big, and lol for real). Honest person.  I like reading your nostr diary.  Keep up the great work wise and funny female wizard. 💜🫂


Thank you Frank,  that’s very kind 🥹🫂💜 likewise 🙏🏽.

This message made me smile big too 🥹😊🫂🫂💜🧙🏽♀🪄🙏🏽


You’re very welcome! 🙏🫂💜🫂🧙♀