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 Same here. Started seeing as a marketing stunt to attract listeners. Plus, we were not breaking anything anymore. 
 I actually am loathe to zap half-hearted introductory notes, as it finally occured to me that someone could just churn those out and collect the money.

Npubs show up, say "Hi, I'm new here!", and then we zap so hard that the profile trends.
And then the profile sometimes goes dormant. 
 Seems to happen more with girls' PfPs. Because reasons.

Makes me sort of envious, as only my bros zap me, and there's probably some dude in Asia collecting real money with pics of AI-generated mids standing in front of their fake kitchens or hugging their pretend pets. 🙄

You can often tell because they're so perfectly nondescript, unintimidating, and precisely mid.
Maths. 🤌 
 Hi, I'm new here!
Can someone help me find my way around Nostr? And what is this zap thing?
#introductions

https://image.nostr.build/ceb3e7fefc36d8c3dfb38f22631502ab40d0a9e3afb740d524f0058f18c0ae60.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=512x512&blurhash=UQH.1o-%3B%7EpD%24%5E%25xtNfRjNbM%7CV%3Ft7I%3Bt8%252j%5B&x=b5130317c22f33d3c1090efcc342822ed020d834650f2256b8158404f661d67a 
 GM Leserin! 👋 And welcome to Nostr! You are welcome to follow me and check out my following list to see if there's others that catch your eye 👍 I’m pretty #Nostr and #bitcoin focused, but some of the people I follow are not.
This will explain everything about Nostr and how it works: https://nostr.com/
If you have any questions try to use hashtags about the topic or #asknostr
Good luck and have fun!

#grownostr 
 LOL  
 Damn I guess you’re right….should look at peoples profiles before I trust that they are new. But at least I’m just blindly reaching out to connect instead of blindly zapping 😂🤷‍♂️ 
 That was cute. 😂 
 We need some reach-out bots that just respond to people being introduced, or something. 
 even ai bots can be fooled, just don't zap them newbies, only follow people that reply to your posts or have an interesting profile, that's what i do 
 nostr.com does not explain how to get a NPUB. There is a portion that recommends using a client, but skips over the actual getting the NPUB part, and doesn't scrape getting a LNURL. Any tips? I got mine from getalby, but they are now invite only and frankly, I would rather have my own and not have it linked to a product. 
 Use #Amethyst for that. 
 Seems like I keep seeing a bunch of issues popping up with amethyst though? Kinda seems like that with Primal too recently…. 
 Really? 🤔
I just created some npubs last week and they were fine. 
 Almost every client can generate a nsec/npub for you. I'm not sure what you mean by LNURL not being part of a product. It'sthe address for your lighting wallet and it has a lot of options. On the custodial side Alby is one of the better solutions and even though they are invite only, it's fairly easy to get one. A really quick option is mash.com and if you're outside the US Wallet of Satoshi.
If you want selfcustody Zeus, Mutin Wallet, Phoenix Wallet are all good options, but with self custody you will need to pay a fee to open a lightning channel. Personally I don't think it's worth it if you're starting out and keeping less that $10 in there

 
 Lolol 
 😂 
 😁 
 Hi Leserin, and welcome. Nice trousers, btw. 
Just let me ask you something. Did it hurt when they took your nails away? 
Please don't send nudes. Ever.  
 THERE WILL BE NUDES!

The nipples will be randomly placed on my chest, and I'll have triple eyelids, but beggars can't be choosers. 
 Terrible interior decoration. 
 Loooolz 
 What happened to your fingers? 😧 
 Details, details... Nobody is perfect.

No finger discrimination here. 
 Welcome 🤗 
 But you can see, how I can count on my bros.
Bros before hos, fr. 
 💪