So the first thing you want to do is add the embedded node. It should walk you through and give you 24 words. Then go into settings and under lightning address pick your name. Then send yourself a decent payment like 50-100K sats and Zeus will open a 0-conf channel, channel size will be determined by the size of that first payment.
Ok.. things seem to be happening but still confused af. I have Buddhazap@zeuspay.com
Got my words and my old channels are showing.. sent 50,000 sats from WoS as a test.. waiting..
Anything else?
THANKS HOARDER!!!
You have?
How a gringo matter?
#ALL
Mothering for the wrong reasons, as arguing for random mutations and killing to justify corruption and deviance is pathetic.
I have.
Payment came through. I redeemed… what next? Do I post buddazap in my nostr zap space?
Heyyyy I just got your zap hoarder!!!! (I’m assuming!!) 🔥🔥🔥🔥
So where do those sats stay? I tried opening a channel to Olympus and it’s saying funding error?
They're in your lightning balance. If you look in the channel screen, you'll see a channel has already been opened with Olympus.
It’s Not showing that channel yet
Trick question?!
Curious what what cures that illness.
For now you have to open a channel by receiving LN funds. Cannot currently accept onchain funds for channel opens.
Got it. What’s the channel size? Is it .01 bitcoin or greater? It seems like that’s the message I’m receiving
50k min for 0conf chans. 10k sat fee.
1m is the min for onchain chan opens
Hoarder I need help. I’m having a serious tard brain moment. I sent a few million sats to my node but put them in the bitcoin wallet, not the lightning wallet.. and I can’t transfer from the bitcoin wallet to the lightning wallet??? Am I losing my mind? So then I bought a couple million sats on strike to send over and I can’t send to the lightning wallet from there either? How tf did I fund my lightning wallet in the past. I’m losing my shit.
Also wanted to add another 1 million liquidity to our channel and can’t remember how to do that either… I’ve been tarding for too long
Current situation https://image.nostr.build/1a333edb65128d9ededdd03370a1f65975966d484a970111465d52b20c28c851.jpg
Ok ok.. I think I just balanced our channel and now I need to add more liquidity to open the Zeus channel… it automatically pulls the new sats to balance our channel first it looks like.
I’m just talking to myself here, but it’s working
See, you’re not so tarded after all.
Well I have my moments but that’s debatable.. @lauren would call me super tard genius. I’d drop the genius. 😂😂😂
You passed the Mensa. You’re a gifted tard 🤓
Keep receiving funding error… not sure what I’m doing wrong. I’ve hit the end of my talking my way through it ability I think.
Yeah I actually sent that from my Zeus node 😁
Yeah 🎉 that should do it. Just look around in there and and enjoy having a self custodied lightning node on your mobile phone!
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