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 They're in your lightning balance.  If you look in the channel screen, you'll see a channel has already been opened with Olympus.  
 It’s Not showing that channel yet 
 Trick question?!

Curious what what cures that illness. 
 For now you have to open a channel by receiving LN funds. Cannot currently accept onchain funds for channel opens. 
 Got it.  What’s the channel size?  Is it .01 bitcoin or greater? It seems like that’s the message I’m receiving 
 50k min for 0conf chans. 10k sat fee.

1m is the min for onchain chan opens 
 Hoarder I need help.  I’m having a serious tard brain moment. I sent a few million sats to my node but put them in the bitcoin wallet, not the lightning wallet.. and I can’t transfer from the bitcoin wallet to the lightning wallet??? Am I losing my mind?  So then I bought a couple million sats on strike to send over and I can’t send to the lightning wallet from there either?  How tf did I fund my lightning wallet in the past. I’m losing my shit. 
 Also wanted to add another 1 million liquidity to our channel and can’t remember how to do that either… I’ve been tarding for too long 

Current situation https://image.nostr.build/1a333edb65128d9ededdd03370a1f65975966d484a970111465d52b20c28c851.jpg 
 Ok ok.. I think I just balanced our channel and now I need to add more liquidity to open the Zeus channel… it automatically pulls the new sats to balance our channel first it looks like. 

I’m just talking to myself here, but it’s working 
 See, you’re not so tarded after all. 
 Well I have my moments but that’s debatable.. @lauren would call me super tard genius. I’d drop the genius. 😂😂😂 
 You passed the Mensa. You’re a gifted tard 🤓 
 Keep receiving funding error… not sure what I’m doing wrong. I’ve hit the end of my talking my way through it ability I think.