Oddbean new post about login | logout If you do, put more jelly (jam) 🤤 Needs to be 60(j):40(P) 👌
I disagree, 60/40 in favor of peanut butter.
You are both criminal. Too much penis butter feels weird in my mouth. Jelly for the win 🥹🫠
Penis butter 🤣😂🤣
😱😱😱😱nahhh *peanut butter 🙏 sorry 🥲😂 why is that in my autocorrect 😅😭😭
And now it’s been reposted out of context. I’m dying of laughter over here. 🤣😂☠️😂🤣
Nooo 😭😭😭😂🤣 maybe people won't notice 😭 I'm gonna go hide 🥹🙏
Thank you for providing a lighthearted moment, even if it was unintentionally at your own expense 🤣🤙
There is nowhere to hide on Nostr.
Ma’am you have just been exposed for apparently typing that word often 🤣
Noo I don't I swear I never type penis 😭🤣😂 I don't think I do 🫠🤔. @jb55 @Vitor something's wrong with Nostr again cos why autocorrect gonna do me like that 😭
Yeah right why else was it in your auto-correct? 😂😂😂😂
It's too late, we all saw it now.
Maybe cos you eat too much 'penis butter' 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need a proper delete button that works 😭🙏😂😂🥲😭🫠
Onw yuor tyops, @Eshara 🤙💜
No way this is hilarious
And I thought my jokes were bad.
We absolutely do not need a delete button. This brought many tears of laughter to many people.
Deletion is a funwrecker.
Epic 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/e8ca36ad5439d8a90a33b4cfce17c2e6a059281751aef83ac3c0f8c638b58967.jpg
🤣 Done that once or twice, last week 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spzemhxue69uhkummnw3ezu6twdaehgcfwvd3j7q3qjcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqxpqqqqqqzfeulwh
Peanut* 🥹 Whose boosting this 🤣😭😂 noo sexy search bot whyyy 😭
Who's* 😭😭😭😂 I can't spell today...
Then spit the penis butter out, maybe proper spelling returns after. PV 🫂
Expert level engagement hack
You just stand by? Why @Rich Nost?
Ahahahahaha
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I would say: enjoy . For me peanut butter works
Penis butter feels weird in her mouth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygyky35jp2jnmangf68r3upyzp6qm7gj3dldc6tf9fduta6yas0ddspsgqqqqqqs86y6y6
gonna try it out, let’s see 🤔 seems like a mouthful https://i.nostr.build/QPYZ.jpg
Where do you even get these? 😂😂
#taneldoesntwantto
I see what you did there ☝️😭😂💜😂😂🤣 I swear it tastes lovely really, just remember the ratio (my one, not the others, they're mad) 😎🤙
so 60% penis and 40% jelly is like the Goldilocks zone?
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Noo 🤣 well yes but with peanut butter 🙏🥹😂😭😂😭🤣 guys I just want to show tenal some new stuff 😭🤣 he'll never try it now 🥹
I believe that he will definitely try it now
yeah, tenal will definitely give it a go not sure about tanel tho
😂 Eshara is a bit distracted today. Do you have something to tell us?
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yeah eshara, who got your mind spinning like that 😂
Blanched almond butter tho https://image.nostr.build/c07afbc41567196ad64c75d4628e9d4dcdd90aec4f37c530b2f30d02b94f75b9.jpg
How do you have a picture of this?
you don’t? 🤔 https://i.nostr.build/2qQd.jpg
tanel you do have an awful lot of these 🤔 have you just been collecting them over the years 💜🧐
We have wonderd the same thing at one point. He’s got a whole system 😂
10 seconds in google can help anybody out 🤗
Oh my 😳 you find them so quickly 🤣💜
just do a quick google, and you’ll see 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/g0YY.jpg
I'm learning from the meme king 🙏❤️☺️ I'm too slow to react though, would take me forever to find something good in time 🥹
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just lean back and enjoy the show https://i.nostr.build/VoZv.jpg
I will not search 'penis butter' :)
Do it! Your life will be enriched. Don’t trust me. I’ve been watching this go down in real time and getting notifications.
#penisbutter originated here 😂
@NostReport Typo of the week?
penis of the week
peanut*
Guysss what about tanel 🥹 he's never had tacos (and PB&J) 😱😂 🙏🤣
one of the many reasons I love #nostr https://cdn.nostr.build/i/0aeb7560c271bbb1cef00760989acd9dd3f37bdc42b37852eecb0d0b70a3e862.jpg
I love the duality of nostr. https://image.nostr.build/6bfa351fcb0819209605044e3d2ba8ca522d09d6e30d2cc7f09fa1a5af748706.jpg
I was looking for this meme 😂🔥
Legendary forever typo
https://i.nostrimg.com/86c972d6fdd255498f5f5c3c2df73e32ec16df85cc3caccd5fd008a4bd8451c7/file.jpg nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygyky35jp2jnmangf68r3upyzp6qm7gj3dldc6tf9fduta6yas0ddspsgqqqqqqspyu57n
Voilà comment on peut casser #nostr 🤣 #Lapstr nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2sprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7q3qjcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqxpqqqqqqztww7l5
https://video.nostr.build/b2927b75d2712d31112b74c01e3732c51069c07301e1e6527478565bd9442584.mp4 nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qgsfvfrfyz498hmxsn5w8rczgyr5phu39zm7m35kj2jmchm5fmq76mqrqsqqqqqp3ucdyh
Where is her badge
here you go ❤️ https://i.nostr.build/Krng.webp
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But in all seriousness, it should be like 80% peanut butter, preferably crunchy, to 20% jam, preferably raspberry. And if you toast some 21 grain bread for it, that's oh so nice. nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyztzg6fq4ffa7e5yar3c7qjpqaqdlyfgklkud95j5k797azwc8kkcqcyqqqqqqg9tfkqd
Typos make us stronger...and more hilarious.
💯% 🤣😂🤣 I think I'm immune to embarrassment now 🤣😂🙏
One of us! One of us! If the Nests after dark didn't do it, you've now been fully initiated 😂😂
Leave her! We tear down patriarchy to freely express our sexual desires and preferences! If she likes it, let her healthily enjoy it! You go girl👊❤️
Too much penis butter always feels weird in my mouth too. I hear ya girlfriend. nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2shetff8
🤣🤣🤣fapped
Try this, you'd love it! because it comes without 'penis' 😂😂 https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_9568978495358576831694634876.webp
nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68y6trdpjhxtn0wfnsygyky35jp2jnmangf68r3upyzp6qm7gj3dldc6tf9fduta6yas0ddspsgqqqqqqs20upw7 Let's keep #nostr weird 🤣 #PenisButter 🍆🧈
May the sats you earn for the value you provided to Nostr today buy you something truly luxurious in the future. 🫂💜
That's why I keep the amount moderate, like a gentleman
Reminds me of this musicvideo 😅😅 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI
How lucky I was to find the root of the "penis butter" discussion dominating my nostr threads.
This is one hell of a typo!
Got to rebroadcast so I can reminisce in years to come. nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj
For the #reddit frens nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spzdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ukzcnvv5hx7un8qgsfvfrfyz498hmxsn5w8rczgyr5phu39zm7m35kj2jmchm5fmq76mqrqsqqqqqp6v9gm7
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
They are the same thing I think 🤔 but I could be totally wrong 🙏🏽🥹
I can't jelly my finger up my butt.
Weird #nostr world but much penis butter* and hug world. PV 🫂 h/t @corndalorian @AVERAGE_GARY nostr:nevent1qqs0ldgvrrm4hyvjhzmx0k053j4g0muzh92dkwc0rn7rxrrw24w927cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzp57hgyjdm76mm3sm3uvdzlpnxkamf7x8zxp2xhhzwv22fxjwk7caqvzqqqqqqyk8m3q3 *penis butter by @Eshara nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2sppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5pzp93ydys2557lv6zw3cu0qfqswsxljy5t0mwxj6f2t0zlw38vrmtvqvzqqqqqqykf6zqy
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Then were ok, whew
This note must be protected at all costs 🫡
#makeitquote
😂 a classic
🤣😂🤣 sometimes I forget about this 🫂
It gets reposted every now and again…….nostr will never forget 😂🫂
https://d144mzi0q5mijx.cloudfront.net/img/N/E/Never-Forget.png nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qjcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqxpqqqqqqz939cyu
Neva eva
FUCK YES
👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
Oh I seeit now! Full circle! nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj You're still a villain tho.😂
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Here you go: nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spypmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuetfde6kuer6wasku7nfvuh8xurpvdjj7q3qjcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqxpqqqqqqzzfkg82
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Looked up the original note: nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj
