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 WARNING NUDE CONTENT ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@Duchess 
@๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท 
@Sikto 
@Eshara 

Got @nobody  to turn around, youโ€™re welcome ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜œ
Now you can study him better ๐Ÿ˜‰
#nudestr
#babechain https://i.nostr.build/joXM.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Good man Xiaolin! Good fun! 
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 Whatโ€™s a little nekedness among frens ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Haha the way you did it was ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘Œโ€ผ๏ธ Men appreciate your dedication in the gym and us girlsโ€ฆ yeah that too we also can appreciate the discipline you have in the gym (โ€ฆand the transparent sticker) 
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 Well Marie. I can always count on you to escalate things ๐Ÿ˜‚.  Good on you! 
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 Now watch as I get banned from every relay on Nostr ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Nah, just plz nsfw hashtag next time or you start to get unfollowed ๐Ÿ˜‚ Damus hides posts that hashtag automatically. Canโ€™t have that stuff popping up (pun intended) with kids around so I have to mute or unfollow people who post nudity and donโ€™t hashtag it. 
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 In my defence I did have a massive warning โ›”๏ธ word! ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Fair but the full pic is visible in the feed despite the warning word. Not telling you what to post of course. Just saying, Iโ€™m able to follow @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท and donโ€™t have to mute her because of that feature. 
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 Yeah sorry then, but itโ€™s just a joke and ensuring to #keepnostrweird 
Guess Iโ€™m getting either a โ€˜muteโ€™ or โ€˜unfollowโ€™ from you ๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 Hahaha nah only if it became a regular thing. Iโ€™m not shy, but I have a 7 and 3 yr old so I have to be a little bit of a prude for their sake ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Itโ€™s a good reminder ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Ngl I laughed pretty hard (oops another pun) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m not sure I know how to feel about that ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Itโ€™s only gay if what he said turns you on ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Isnโ€™t that a bit young to be on nostr? 
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 Lol theyโ€™re not on nostr. I use Nostr and they live with me and are around me as I go about my day, as oneโ€™s kids tend to do ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ 
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 lol kids ๐Ÿซ‚โœจ my friends kids do always ask to play games on my phone (even though I donโ€™t have any games) and they some how always end up in my photos โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Naw donโ€™t apologize. Thereโ€™s so many days I get on here and see men posting nude or semi nude photos of women or they ask women to post nude photos of themselves. If men feel uncomfortable then they can get over it just like weโ€™re forced to ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Really? I almost never see anything nude here ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ sometimes I see @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท on my feed but thatโ€™s about it and I assumed itโ€™s just because I follow her and Iโ€™ve commented on her photos? 
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 And that's why I post male nude content. Let's make everyone uncomfortable and keep the weird at max level.  
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 I feel comfortable 
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 True, but I don't think much could make a four armed blue goddess uncomfortable 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ nope 
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 Maybe 8 ๐Ÿ†, its one extra than there are holds or holes for.  
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† 
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 You both get trophies  
 ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™ 
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 You know you're a winner onyx.  
 Winner winner chicken dinner ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 You hit blackjack? 
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 Awww hehe thanks 
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 Should we take this to the DMs lol 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Okay, one-time pass. ๐Ÿ™ 
We all are learning the rules here - this was more like the school jock who ran across the field naked on a dare and he just happens to look like a Greek god, but he is for sure not advertising for Pornhub.

But side note, what does nsfw stand for? 
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 I think now you will get promoted to something lol not banned๐Ÿ˜…, this is ๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Nice. Just a hint of #sackstr 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Your turn @Derek Ross 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Tasteful ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Itโ€™s a good thing Iโ€™m not on Nostr for followers, cause right now Iโ€™m certain everyone is unfollowing me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Ah, itโ€™s fine. No one cares. I probably would have forgotten to add the hash tag too. We all know you. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 As soon as I saw โ€œnude contentโ€ I knew I was in the right place ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ 
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 Welcome to the club ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 If I could follow you 10 times I would hahah ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sticking around 
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 I like this collaboration. I appreciate this content. 
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 #keepnostrweird 
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 dude has good deltoids 
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 ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ 
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 Pretty much a mirror image of myself apart from the muscles etc. 
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 And this is why I keep stating that we need a โ€˜men on Nostrโ€™ calendar ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Ngl, that would be pretty funny ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 It would be pretty good ๐Ÿ˜œ especially for the ladies, and Iโ€™m sure a few men here as well ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ 
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 Iโ€™d spend a satoshi on that! ๐Ÿคฃ 

Men with their family, grilling meat, drinking beer, talking Bitcoin, and writing code! Whoa 
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 Hell yeah! ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 It has a great body, but take away the eggplant haha. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ 
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 Itโ€™s opaque enough ๐Ÿคฃ just zoom in lol 
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 Omg ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
I literally only just now zoomed omgโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘โœจ 
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 @Marie did you zoom in? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ™Œ I donโ€™t even know what to do with my day now ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Indeed I did, have a shot of tequila(thatโ€™s what I did) and I had a wonderful day afterwards ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซ‚ omg hahahaha Iโ€™m dying! 
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 Oh my god I just realised the eggplant is translucent ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 Give a guy a warning before he clicks on this thread 
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 โ€˜The eggplant is translucentโ€™ would have warned me ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ 
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 I thought it was a rare species if eggplant 
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 Suuuuuureeeee ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ actually, I think it is 
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 Thereโ€™s a massive โ€˜warningโ€™ sign โ›”๏ธ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 New mug incoming ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 @Jeroen โœ… for your collection ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 Ummm @Jeroen โœ… your collection? ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I feel committed now ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ 
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  https://i.nostrimg.com/44dfb0d1822cfedfc69fc59cdb201b3ecf580f2d844b3ebdefc24a978ed56986/file.jpeg  
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 โ„ข๏ธ

๐Ÿซถ https://i.nostrimg.com/2e486d311d464a33ecd5ec8b40902d1d115093ecd1b96cab84abd7af09c14180/file.png  
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 Friends donโ€™t lie, langely.
๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ 
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 ๐ŸŽš๏ธ


I think a #mainvolume issued license is required to think. I think I am European, Swedish in fact. I think I am created by Sina for #mainvolume 


Watch them get cute with โ€˜if the gayโ€™

๐Ÿ˜‰ https://i.nostrimg.com/e57c662515beea903f634030bdb1629619a7fc57bf7c6e84ec45a946bd7b927d/file.png  
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 ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ https://i.nostrimg.com/8305223697ea169f423cf187789a500fd93d671a01b8c7ad9590a7d5e81a2ecf/file.jpeg  
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 Would kinda be like AIDS or something. @apple 
๐Ÿค” https://i.nostrimg.com/9afd5e0eaa7617abc5a33ea86ef075cbb701742aaafc01b6da0018e702d4532e/file.jpeg  
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  https://i.nostrimg.com/4895062e6b59bae0c0363e39cbe0e31e3f6a21cd02e22564112f864847b70384/file.png  
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 ๐Ÿ’Œ

To understand the revolution as well. https://i.nostrimg.com/404ed6156d1381293a6998f5c6f1e3e4e96b6e5f817974d65d093cb55f167228/file.jpeg  
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 ๐Ÿ’Œ

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://i.nostrimg.com/79ec6bb07d44df1e1959f956b1628576a5d1e04895208d57f361eb2d957f8c22/file.jpeg  
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 And so letโ€™s see whoโ€™s full house gonna get cracked to a straight flush.
๐Ÿ’ก https://i.nostrimg.com/f4fc9a36ef0c9408d1988ccacfdb972d05f57dd94693eaccab7d6d08d962f436/file.png  
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 Wait why did you do what you did??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 It was supposed to be a joke but this one got out of hand very quickly ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Gay & Gayer



Itโ€™s dumb and dumber but gay.

https://youtu.be/bvWRMAU6V-c?si=amimwctxJQVAcFVo 
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 https://youtu.be/492p1sCou_U?si=N6_axIizpQX4RF4Q 
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 You donโ€™t give a shit, but in their whore house of god, when needing the โ€˜gayโ€™ like Milo or Bruno to come, how does that work for the straight up normie all going on Christians? https://i.nostrimg.com/1cfc40acaba43546e605e86da46fa1dca1dc13c0f81b845d94e9242a9a058eb1/file.jpeg  
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 ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿป https://i.nostrimg.com/b433af793c0112d6def52132439cdc0a1b63e5316379d98555c105124b33e3b6/file.jpeg  
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 Thatโ€™s why, but thatโ€™s not my problem.

๐Ÿซถ 
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 ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ


Not a false cored social construct?
๐Ÿค” 
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 So mean to those implored as deviant and strange time. 
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 Funny how attacking you becomes a problem. 


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Fuck the system, rage against the machine.

๐Ÿ’ก https://i.nostrimg.com/1f399785612348fcd15ff42be9fce98c0b525bd661442d363c9e8bd39ae77d34/file.jpeg  
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 ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://i.nostrimg.com/cc176b874959a194c699f2fdb6aa6a9c2103959b05612ce3ed145b8aeff450b4/file.jpeg  
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 Profile uppdaterad 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ok I already have some fun ideas for it ๐Ÿ˜„ 
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 Heat-responsive dissolving emoji? 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘Œ 
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 It just seems like a responsible safety feature.. would hate to damage anything 
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 Damn. What have I just seen ๐Ÿ˜‘ 
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 Whaha yes heat dissolving ๐Ÿ† but don't tell customers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Ngl this design would go great on a pair of underwear ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Nostrpants.shop coming soon ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Great you guys wear them and post pics for us ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 NOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
@Landy just make it panties only ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Imagine bringing you date home and she has a bigger eggplant than you ๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ omgggg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ might be more common than you think these days ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 Wait what? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 People that transitioned or whatever itโ€™s called like guys that are in the process of becoming a girl. 
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 I was kind of just referring to the emoji on the panties ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Oh yeas actually it would be ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 @Landy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe from his #DateChain submissions 
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 She means my mug collection but idk If I can handle this one in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
https://image.nostr.build/52427f3792a968c31fe325e23425feeaae487f83dab39183dea70bf402bc8e86.jpg 
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 Thatโ€™s what she said ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ please donโ€™t mute me ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Lol she better not say that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ mornings are critical  
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 Dude ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’ฏ 
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 I feel guilty, Iโ€™m the reason this whole thread derailed so spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Donโ€™t feel guilty! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ Had me laughing all morning ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜Ž 
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 ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Oh my dear lord idk about that ๐Ÿ˜… i se mutliple problem mainly that the eggplant is translucent and he's in better shape then me ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… also I'm not into male bodies sooooo.... ๐Ÿ˜…
@Landy I think this mug would be a hit with the ladies! ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 lol me too ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ป now what lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€ 

After close examination, my professional opinion on this masterpieceโ€ฆ I have concluded that this image resembles a masterful work of art, unfolding its beauty layer by layer! The more time you invest in observing it (this is what we do as scientists ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ), the more hidden treasures reveal themselves, each discovery enhancing its overall splendor ๐Ÿคค. It's a visual journey where every glance uncovers something new, enriching the experience and deepening the appreciation of its intricate beauty. ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ 
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 Michelangelo would have been proud to paint this exquisite pic ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’œ 
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 100% I wonder how LONG it would have taken him to finish this masterpiece? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 Way too longggg ๐Ÿ˜œ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 This was beautiful ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ brilliant observations fellow scientist ๐Ÿซก 
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 Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š teamwork hehe 
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 After reading this I checked and yes it is translucent.  It appears he is wearing a purple (in support of Nostr) condom.  I think he is ready to purple pill you ladies.  ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซก 
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 Omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yes ๐Ÿ™Œ this might be a very good way to PurplePill, with a purple condom ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Yes, I need a nostr hat, shirt, oh and two boxes of nostr purple condoms please. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ 
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 Live view of all the appreciators here
https://media1.tenor.com/m/WdqBSbDy_vgAAAAC/thatsapenis-myfavoritething.gif 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Ladies, brace yourselves for what might be the most challenging assignment in our scientific careers! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ” 

Our task?  A thorough, INCH-by-INCH analysis of this specimen - I would say he is  a study worth every bit of our attention. There's a chance he might be an alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ, if he is, I volunteer us as the first to embark on an interstellar research trip. You know, for humanity's sake! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‰ The DEEPER we delve, the more fascinating details we uncover. 

So, put on your lab coats ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ and adjust those microscopes; we've got some 'serious' scrutinizing to do! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 In the name of science ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ”ฅ 
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 Go on ladies! For science ๐Ÿงฌ thanks for taking one for the team!! 
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 ๐Ÿ˜… 
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 I mean, itโ€™s super important work ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Yes and we must really take our time. Things like this canโ€™t be rushed! 
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 Definitely not! What if you miss something ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Exactly 
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 Please remember to let us have your findings and full report ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ 
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 ๐Ÿซฃ so far the report is that I canโ€™t focus at the gym lol my brain at the moment ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 After studying him I have decided I need work on my fitness and burn off some energy ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://image.nostr.build/3af64956a018fe82f027d98955971082cd56584ed0b1eec92ac4f4c4046f1848.jpg  
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 should we be zapping marie or xiaolin? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Definitely @nobody โšก๏ธ 
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 I did lol 
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 xiaolin deserves every satโ•๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 marie should get a cut though! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚

and in all seriousness, though, i really do love how xiaolin is such a positive force.  inspiring, fun, sincereโ€ฆetc. etc. etc. โœจโœจโœจโœจโœจ

๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ–– 
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 She definitely deserves a cutโ€ฆ or uncut ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 I didnโ€™t realize how creepy this comment was until til after I posted. Will learn and adjust my behaviour. 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m not offended or creeped out!
Takes more than that for me! 
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 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™ 
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 I canโ€™t believe the dick time is still ongoing. My eyes 
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 Apparently youโ€™ll be able to buy a mug and a tshirt with the photo on it and @๐•พ๐–Š๐–— ๐•พ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Š๐–•๐–ž is working on a trading card set! Just in time for Xmas! 
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 ๐Ÿ’ญโœจ๐ŸŽ„ jingle ballsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค” 
 I will never un hear this now in the song ๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Damn you are onto something! We need a song about it! This is really affecting my ego ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 It was a really funny comment imo 
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 What creepy? Maybe Iโ€™m creepy because I canโ€™t see the creep in it, I thought it was funny given all previous context. 
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 Awww nah thanks anyway!
Iโ€™m here for the fun of it all!
Xi was such a great sport and fun to do this with! 
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 Yeah she should and yes 100% he is super fun and positive ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ† 
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 I can only zap their page though 
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 Inspiration ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ