WARNING NUDE CONTENT 🔥
nostr:npub14yf4yasnqgpkzjrzhysshglf82e8nkp8r9sn5hzqu4n244k3avtshhwpyu
nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx
nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns
nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

Got nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg  to turn around, you’re welcome 🫡😜
Now you can study him better 😉
#nudestr
#babechain https://i.nostr.build/joXM.jpg


Well Marie. I can always count on you to escalate things 😂.  Good on you!


Now watch as I get banned from every relay on Nostr 😂


Nice. Just a hint of #sackstr


Your turn nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424


Good man Xiaolin! Good fun!


Tasteful 😂


What’s a little nekedness among frens 🫂


Nah, just plz nsfw hashtag next time or you start to get unfollowed 😂 Damus hides posts that hashtag automatically. Can’t have that stuff popping up (pun intended) with kids around so I have to mute or unfollow people who post nudity and don’t hashtag it.


In my defence I did have a massive warning ⛔ word! 😂


Fair but the full pic is visible in the feed despite the warning word. Not telling you what to post of course. Just saying, I’m able to follow nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx and don’t have to mute her because of that feature.


Yeah sorry then, but it’s just a joke and ensuring to #keepnostrweird
Guess I’m getting either a ‘mute’ or ‘unfollow’ from you 😭


I like this collaboration. I appreciate this content.


It’s a good thing I’m not on Nostr for followers, cause right now I’m certain everyone is unfollowing me 😂😂


Hahaha nah only if it became a regular thing. I’m not shy, but I have a 7 and 3 yr old so I have to be a little bit of a prude for their sake 😂😂


Ah, it’s fine. No one cares. I probably would have forgotten to add the hash tag too. We all know you. 💜🫂


#keepnostrweird


It’s a good reminder 😳😂


dude has good deltoids


As soon as I saw “nude content” I knew I was in the right place 🤷🏾♀


Ngl I laughed pretty hard (oops another pun) 🤣🤣


🤣🤣🤣 I’m not sure I know how to feel about that 🤣🤣🤣


Isn’t that a bit young to be on nostr?


Welcome to the club 🫡😂


Naw don’t apologize. There’s so many days I get on here and see men posting nude or semi nude photos of women or they ask women to post nude photos of themselves. If men feel uncomfortable then they can get over it just like we’re forced to 😅


Lol they’re not on nostr. I use Nostr and they live with me and are around me as I go about my day, as one’s kids tend to do 😂


Pretty much a mirror image of myself apart from the muscles etc.


And this is why I keep stating that we need a ‘men on Nostr’ calendar 😂


Ngl, that would be pretty funny 😁


It would be pretty good 😜 especially for the ladies, and I’m sure a few men here as well 🏳🌈


I’d spend a satoshi on that! 🤣

Men with their family, grilling meat, drinking beer, talking Bitcoin, and writing code! Whoa


It has a great body, but take away the eggplant haha. 😮💨


It’s opaque enough 🤣 just zoom in lol


Hell yeah! 😜


Oh my god I just realised the eggplant is translucent 👀😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Give a guy a warning before he clicks on this thread


‘The eggplant is translucent’ would have warned me 🥹😂🤣🙏🏽


Live view of all the appreciators here
https://media1.tenor.com/m/WdqBSbDy_vgAAAAC/thatsapenis-myfavoritething.gif


There’s a massive ‘warning’ sign ⛔


New mug incoming 😂


nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 for your collection 🥹🤣🫂🙏🏽💯


I thought it was a rare species if eggplant


Suuuuuureeeee 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Ummm nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 your collection? 🍆😂


I think now you will get promoted to something lol not banned😅, this is 🙌


Omg 👀😳 😱‼‼‼‼‼
I literally only just now zoomed omg‼‼‼‼ 🙌👏✨


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r did you zoom in? 🧐🤯🥵🙌 I don’t even know what to do with my day now 😅


Indeed I did, have a shot of tequila(that’s what I did) and I had a wonderful day afterwards 🤣🍆🔥


lol me too 😂 😻 now what lol 😂👀

After close examination, my professional opinion on this masterpiece… I have concluded that this image resembles a masterful work of art, unfolding its beauty layer by layer! The more time you invest in observing it (this is what we do as scientists 👩🔬), the more hidden treasures reveal themselves, each discovery enhancing its overall splendor 🤤. It's a visual journey where every glance uncovers something new, enriching the experience and deepening the appreciation of its intricate beauty. 🧞♀🧜♀🧝🏼♀👌


😅😂 actually, I think it is


lol 😂


Michelangelo would have been proud to paint this exquisite pic 🫡😜💜


I feel committed now 😅🤣


Ladies, brace yourselves for what might be the most challenging assignment in our scientific careers! 🧪🔍

Our task?  A thorough, INCH-by-INCH analysis of this specimen - I would say he is  a study worth every bit of our attention. There's a chance he might be an alien 👽, if he is, I volunteer us as the first to embark on an interstellar research trip. You know, for humanity's sake! 🚀😉 The DEEPER we delve, the more fascinating details we uncover.

So, put on your lab coats 👩🔬 and adjust those microscopes; we've got some 'serious' scrutinizing to do! 🧐💫🤓🙌


Haha the way you did it was 🙌👌‼ Men appreciate your dedication in the gym and us girls… yeah that too we also can appreciate the discipline you have in the gym (…and the transparent sticker)


Okay, one-time pass. 🙏
We all are learning the rules here - this was more like the school jock who ran across the field naked on a dare and he just happens to look like a Greek god, but he is for sure not advertising for Pornhub.

But side note, what does nsfw stand for?


Really? I almost never see anything nude here 🤷♀ sometimes I see nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx on my feed but that’s about it and I assumed it’s just because I follow her and I’ve commented on her photos?


lol kids 🫂✨ my friends kids do always ask to play games on my phone (even though I don’t have any games) and they some how always end up in my photos ☠😂


If I could follow you 10 times I would hahah 😂 I’m sticking around


It’s only gay if what he said turns you on 😂


Hahahahaha 😂😂 maybe from his #DateChain submissions


😂😂👌🙌👏🫂 omg hahahaha I’m dying!


100% I wonder how LONG it would have taken him to finish this masterpiece? 👨🎨👀😂🙌


After studying him I have decided I need work on my fitness and burn off some energy 😂 https://image.nostr.build/3af64956a018fe82f027d98955971082cd56584ed0b1eec92ac4f4c4046f1848.jpg


should we be zapping marie or xiaolin? 😂🤣😂🤣


™

🫶 https://i.nostrimg.com/2e486d311d464a33ecd5ec8b40902d1d115093ecd1b96cab84abd7af09c14180/file.png


Friends don’t lie, langely.
🤷🏻♂


🎚

I think a #mainvolume issued license is required to think. I think I am European, Swedish in fact. I think I am created by Sina for #mainvolume

Watch them get cute with ‘if the gay’

😉 https://i.nostrimg.com/e57c662515beea903f634030bdb1629619a7fc57bf7c6e84ec45a946bd7b927d/file.png


🕷 https://i.nostrimg.com/8305223697ea169f423cf187789a500fd93d671a01b8c7ad9590a7d5e81a2ecf/file.jpeg


Would kinda be like AIDS or something. nostr:npub1yw3snv0mr9dtqqj7gzyw6txk6cxhjp5ql04pwtqmmpre02y38xrs6kr2r2
🤔 https://i.nostrimg.com/9afd5e0eaa7617abc5a33ea86ef075cbb701742aaafc01b6da0018e702d4532e/file.jpeg


In the name of science 👩🏽🔬🔎🫡🔥


💌

To understand the revolution as well. https://i.nostrimg.com/404ed6156d1381293a6998f5c6f1e3e4e96b6e5f817974d65d093cb55f167228/file.jpeg


💌

🤷🏻♂ https://i.nostrimg.com/79ec6bb07d44df1e1959f956b1628576a5d1e04895208d57f361eb2d957f8c22/file.jpeg


And so let’s see who’s full house gonna get cracked to a straight flush.
💡 https://i.nostrimg.com/f4fc9a36ef0c9408d1988ccacfdb972d05f57dd94693eaccab7d6d08d962f436/file.png


Gotta adore Klaus anti system movement.

It’s cute https://i.nostrimg.com/31000d7fda6145267348ab8607fbcd807b8fbb3840406c11316c1a0fbfd9e492/file.jpeg


Darn interesting.
Exciting the way a hallmark movie isnt. https://i.nostrimg.com/6fb673bc534ee10c4a74084bf3705d1cb13dbf4ce0d72f49fe67d82d678a6552/file.jpeg


👊🏻
You can’t defend them.
That’s sick, Klaus


She means my mug collection but idk If I can handle this one in the morning 😂😂
https://image.nostr.build/52427f3792a968c31fe325e23425feeaae487f83dab39183dea70bf402bc8e86.jpg


Wait why did you do what you did??? 😂😂😂


Oh my dear lord idk about that 😅 i se mutliple problem mainly that the eggplant is translucent and he's in better shape then me 😅😅 also I'm not into male bodies sooooo.... 😅
nostr:npub1p82f73cgrsdqduz2lknznz8ry5ey02xfdsw5aup9m3mpnk7z89pq8qwweu I think this mug would be a hit with the ladies! 😂


It was supposed to be a joke but this one got out of hand very quickly 😂


Definitely nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg ⚡


Gay & Gayer

It’s dumb and dumber but gay.

https://youtu.be/bvWRMAU6V-c?si=amimwctxJQVAcFVo


Way too longggg 😜


Go on ladies! For science 🧬 thanks for taking one for the team!!


You don’t give a shit, but in their whore house of god, when needing the ‘gay’ like Milo or Bruno to come, how does that work for the straight up normie all going on Christians? https://i.nostrimg.com/1cfc40acaba43546e605e86da46fa1dca1dc13c0f81b845d94e9242a9a058eb1/file.jpeg


I mean, it’s super important work 😂


🫰🏻 https://i.nostrimg.com/b433af793c0112d6def52132439cdc0a1b63e5316379d98555c105124b33e3b6/file.jpeg


Yes and we must really take our time. Things like this can’t be rushed!


That’s why, but that’s not my problem.

🫶


😂😂😂😂😂 ok I already have some fun ideas for it 😄


🕷

Not a false cored social construct?
🤔


Ngl this design would go great on a pair of underwear 😂


Nostrpants.shop coming soon 🤣


Great you guys wear them and post pics for us 😂


So mean to those implored as deviant and strange time.


Funny how attacking you becomes a problem.

🍎
Fuck the system, rage against the machine.

💡 https://i.nostrimg.com/1f399785612348fcd15ff42be9fce98c0b525bd661442d363c9e8bd39ae77d34/file.jpeg


🤷🏻♂ https://i.nostrimg.com/cc176b874959a194c699f2fdb6aa6a9c2103959b05612ce3ed145b8aeff450b4/file.jpeg


NOO 😂😂
nostr:npub1p82f73cgrsdqduz2lknznz8ry5ey02xfdsw5aup9m3mpnk7z89pq8qwweu just make it panties only 😂


Oh yeas actually it would be 😅


Profile uppdaterad


nostr:npub1p82f73cgrsdqduz2lknznz8ry5ey02xfdsw5aup9m3mpnk7z89pq8qwweu 😂😂


Imagine bringing you date home and she has a bigger eggplant than you 😳


😂😂😂😂 omgggg 😂😂


😂😂😂 might be more common than you think these days 😅


Definitely not! What if you miss something 😂


Exactly


Please remember to let us have your findings and full report 🙏🏽😁😘


I did lol


I can only zap their page though


🫣 so far the report is that I can’t focus at the gym lol my brain at the moment 🤯🤯🤯


Wait what? 😅😂😂


People that transitioned or whatever it’s called like guys that are in the process of becoming a girl.


I was kind of just referring to the emoji on the panties 😅


This was beautiful 🥹💜 brilliant observations fellow scientist 🫡


Inspiration 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


Thank you 😊 teamwork hehe


Heat-responsive dissolving emoji?


It just seems like a responsible safety feature.. would hate to damage anything


Damn. What have I just seen 😑


After reading this I checked and yes it is translucent.  It appears he is wearing a purple (in support of Nostr) condom.  I think he is ready to purple pill you ladies.  😂🫡


WARNING NUDE CONTENT 🔥
nostr:npub14yf4yasnqgpkzjrzhysshglf82e8nkp8r9sn5hzqu4n244k3avtshhwpyu
nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx
nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns
nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

Got nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg  to turn around, you’re welcome 🫡😜
Now you can study him better 😉
#nudestr
#babechain https://i.nostr.build/joXM.jpg


Omg 😂😂😂 yes 🙌 this might be a very good way to PurplePill, with a purple condom 😹👏


That’s what she said 🤣🔥🙏🏽 please don’t mute me 🤣


Lol she better not say that 😂😂 mornings are critical


Dude 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤝🔥🫂💯


Yes, I need a nostr hat, shirt, oh and two boxes of nostr purple condoms please. ☝😂


I feel guilty, I’m the reason this whole thread derailed so spectacularly 😂


Don’t feel guilty! 🙏🏽 Had me laughing all morning 🔥🤣🫂


Whaha yes heat dissolving 🍆 but don't tell customers 😂😂


xiaolin deserves every sat❕😂


marie should get a cut though! 🙏😂

and in all seriousness, though, i really do love how xiaolin is such a positive force.  inspiring, fun, sincere…etc. etc. etc. ✨✨✨✨✨

🤗🖖


She definitely deserves a cut… or uncut 🤣🤣🤣


Awww nah thanks anyway!
I’m here for the fun of it all!
Xi was such a great sport and fun to do this with!


I didn’t realize how creepy this comment was until til after I posted. Will learn and adjust my behaviour.


🤣😂 I’m not offended or creeped out!
Takes more than that for me!


It was a really funny comment imo


I can’t believe the dick time is still ongoing. My eyes


Apparently you’ll be able to buy a mug and a tshirt with the photo on it and nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 is working on a trading card set! Just in time for Xmas!


💭✨🎄 jingle balls… 🤔


I will never un hear this now in the song 🎵 😂


Damn you are onto something! We need a song about it! This is really affecting my ego 🤣


Yeah she should and yes 100% he is super fun and positive 🫂🏆


What creepy? Maybe I’m creepy because I can’t see the creep in it, I thought it was funny given all previous context.


And that's why I post male nude content. Let's make everyone uncomfortable and keep the weird at max level.


I feel comfortable


True, but I don't think much could make a four armed blue goddess uncomfortable


😂😂😂 nope


Maybe 8 🍆, its one extra than there are holds or holes for.


You both get trophies


Should we take this to the DMs lol


You know you're a winner onyx.


Winner winner chicken dinner 🤣


You hit blackjack?


Awww hehe thanks