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 i'm so tired of hearing about these "little green men" they're just frogs with down syndrome leave them be

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 I am (in my armchair) ashamed, my fellow huWhite Americans.

Our oft-posh-in-film-depictions cousins, the English, are having irl Boston Tea Party throw downs.

We are over here debating whether we put up SunnyD or Kanifuckdis as our president.

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 My problem with Wheel of Time are some of the books are really good and then others absolutely su... 
 Malazan Book of the Fallen (from my outsider view) seems more like a vermuchmoredense Silmarillion--told in real time

That appeals to me
lol 
 Yes but I will warn you: It's fucking dense. 
 i've read my own effortposts i can read someone else's

:animu_laugh2: 
 Malazan Book of the Fallen is to Dragonlance what GURPS is to DnD: Strictly better. 
 do you promise me that?

:elmo_hell: 

i'm aware of the series, but have never taken the leap. 
 I take back what I said

I know I said I pretend--just as one pretends an audience is naked--I pretend that all other accounts are women (as opposed to the proverbial (and true) "Everyone on the internet is a man")

I have to take it back because, in my head,
this is a raccoon

:yotsuba_bow:

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 giving women rights was the biggest mistake men ever made 
 voting comes to mind

it has led to more "women"
(more behavior in men and women of a sickened, twisted femininity that should be societally rare, expected in the extreme of stray women but now seen in persons in general) 
and fewer women
(fewer women with femininity, fewer images of femininity, less remembrance of what it even is) 
 >everyone on the internet is a man

I log on with the view that all other accounts are women.
I then understand how it all pieces together.

I am the Kwisatz Haderach. (I listen to walmart birds tell me what to post).

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 Good Morning.

I love it when my mind persists in a state of hypothetical loops right when I wake... 
 gm EOA

🍳 

i hope the birds rest on your telephone line fate strings

:yotsuba_bow: 
 Gm Grumblesock

🦇 
 50 are people have been injured; 12 hospitalized -- 1 of which is reported to be in critical condition.

A Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner "stopped" mid-air by some reports. Others report it underwent "a strong movement."

The plane later landed at an airport in New Zealand.

The black box is being retreived (confiscated for hush now shhh).

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/3/11/50-people-injured-by-strong-movement-on-boeing-787-9-dreamliner

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that's all i ask 
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 I didn't have any Calvin and Hobbes until high school, but I loved Little Critter (in high school) 
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 >LotR roleplaying

Woah, that's cool
Is it a tabletop rpg--a LotR setting sprawling mechanics akin to D&D, Blades in the Dark, Pathfinder, and the like? 
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 When I see the word 'choir', for a searing second I witness the Uncanny Valley howling--a shrill pitch portal I can't spot or close--and then it's gone, though that 'o' in 'choir' hums a lingering laugh.
You see (a sane person will see), it was almost the word 'chair', but instead it's 'choir', and I'm uncultured (chromosome resistant) and not expecting that word