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 >everyone on the internet is a man

I log on with the view that all other accounts are women.
I then understand how it all pieces together.

I am the Kwisatz Haderach. (I listen to walmart birds tell me what to post).

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 giving women rights was the biggest mistake men ever made 
 Love that pic:
>"Okay ladies ready?  I need this for my stock photo portfolio."
Ladies:
>"Stocked for what?"
Me:
>"You know, in case someone needs 'hot cat fight at work' photos for their employee newsletter, or, something, who cares?  Now easy on the buttons, don't rip them all off at once annnnd: Action!"