When I see the word 'choir', for a searing second I witness the Uncanny Valley howling--a shrill pitch portal I can't spot or close--and then it's gone, though that 'o' in 'choir' hums a lingering laugh.
You see (a sane person will see), it was almost the word 'chair', but instead it's 'choir', and I'm uncultured (chromosome resistant) and not expecting that word