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 LFG Nostriches !! 💪🏼


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 I think I’ve cracked at y’all, I finally figured out who the real Satoshi Nakamoto is ! 
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 Smoked rabbit for game day 🦅 

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 Currently claimed Married/0 for my withholdings for my paycheck. 

Very tempted to max out my dependents, take that extra cash for BTC, then shave some off to pay tax bill early next year. 

On paper, seems like a win-win. I’ll prob have more Sats in the end. 🤔 
 One amazing thing I learned about (out of many) at the ecash conference

A router for sharing int... 
 Hey Alex, I’ve been tryna find that hoodie in your pfp, mind pointing me in the direction where I can grab one ? Thx 
 *Tips hat. 

Love it. That explains why I haven’t been able to find one ! Thanks anyway 
 To this day, I simply cannot believe that in the past I used the same machine to DL Torrents with, along with plugging in & managing my BTC wallet in Trezor Suite. 

Cannot fathom that I still have those coins LmAo 🫡 
 Me getting to stack cheap Sats before the market lets go of the slingshot. #Bitcoin 
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 Pour one out for wifey’s toe. RIP 

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 Two legends in the space. 🫡💯 
 Thank you all for helping me keep some sense of reality and that I’m not completely insane.

We... 
 Would live to hear more bout this convo LoL 
 Oh fuck yes. Oysters are life 
 Stupid question. 

Can anyone tell me why Primal requires an email addy to setup the in app wallet ? 
Tryna get my kid setup on here & running into issues. 
 Ahh. Gotcha. I assumed the npub was the backup 
 Ayyy are u in this year (Fantasy Football) ????

Me: What’s the cost ?

$150. 

Me: Roughly 258k Sats…. No thanks ! ✌🏼

I even won last year too, but fuck it. I’m locked in. 
 Tryna keep my 10 & 11yo’s sharp

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 Current vibes are quite similar to September 2016 and September 2020. 

Just an observation. I do... 
 Vibes, yes. 
But atleast these both times we were trending above the 22W MA 
 Yea, your wife is Italian. But is she Marinated Artichokes in the car in case of an emergency Italian ? 🫡
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 Oh cool ! Fence guys need to stop work now cuz the Extortionists (Township) got involved cuz one of my lovely neighbors can’t mind their own fuckin business. 

Now I need to get a permit to continue work & also need a variance approval to extend the fence beyond my garage. 

YOU TRULY DO NOT FUCKING OWN YOUR HOMES. 

I can’t even replace a fence without people shaking me down. Fuck this system. 
 What’s the best nostr client for iOS? 
 I first tried Damus, but it was too buggy for me, so I tried Primal & never looked back. The integrated LN wallet is tits ✌🏼 
 Confession:
I haven’t watched one full episode of The Office. 

Is it really worth watching ?? 
 Thinking of all the Sats I could’ve stacked instead of paying for this damn privacy fence. SMH. 

Even more of a kick in the nuts, is that I could’ve took the insurance $$ from last year, dumped it for BTC & would’ve been fully paid off with some Sats leftover. 

Lesson learned. 
 Honestly some of the most actionable and useful advice I've gotten online over the past year is  ... 
 I’ve been doing the same each morning for at least 10-20 mins. 

I noticed that my mood is better, & I get much better quality sleep. 

Amazing what that magical fireball in the sky can do. ✌🏼🫶🏼 
 What’s the news with Alby?! 
 It fuckin blows, that’s what 😂🤣 
 Is a Pig’s pussy Pork ? 🐷 🐖
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 Stream is down for me. Anyone have a working link ?? 
 Getting tired of this Alby/Blue wallet thing for BTCco rewards. MF I know what on-chain fees are atm. You wanna charge more than that for a LN tx ? 🖕🏼 

I’m integrating these rewards directly to my Primal wallet. Idk who’s at fault there but I hope that service dies a slow death. ✌🏼
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 Funny cuz all other apps/services auto deduct leaving no prompts, headaches, or mental math. 

Like I said, I’m not sure who needs to fix this on their end, but it needs to be fixed.  

I’ve tried dozens of times leaving 1% in the wallet but no dice. 

Again, I’m moving on from your service & Blue Wallet. ✌🏼 
 So hold up, I just realized Apple has M2/M3 chips in their iPads as well. 

Are they vulnerable to the Go Fetch exploit as well ? 🤔 
 Good thing everyone participated in the primary ! LoL  
The DNC runs shit & always has. 

Wake up. It’s all a farce. 
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 Man, we need a new way to share #npubs. 
Mostly everyone here comes from Twitter. Since I’m on mobile, I usually screenshot the profile pic, copy/paste the npub from Photos & search. 
Problem is, iOS is TERRIBLE at copying the exact text. It usually replaces zero with the letter O. This time it also replaced a lowercase L to a | (vertical bar) 

LmAo what a joke. 
 GM Plebs, hey if anyone could use a free 1 year subscription to Nunchuk’s Finney plan, lmk & I’ll send ya the offer code. 

I won it in their recent contest, but I don’t have any use for it atm. All it requires is a Nunchuk account. 
 Nunchuk is a Bitcoin only wallet. You can manage single-sig, multi-sig wallets by adding keys via NFC, air-gapped or their software. 

It’s a free app but they also offer paid  subs to help manage multi-sig wallets for different types of inheritance. Finney is their newest one. 
 Laughs wit Zaps on Nostr 🫡
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 Thank you for this Ser 🫡 
 Local guy posted on social media. Fam member sent to me. Perfect chance to orange pill someone. Any advice fellas ?
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 @LynAlden 
Hi Lyn, love your work & I just purchased your book & cannot wait to dive in. 
Quick question tho, are you really headed to Philly for this meet up with Bitcoin Jawn ?

It seems like a shady account. I joined their Telegram channel & it has zero messages & even following the link in their bio leads me to a 3rd party website called meetup which I still cannot find this event. 

Had to try for confirmation here cuz I’m sure you’re overwhelmed on X. 
Thanks in advance !

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 GM Plebs, anyone have recommendations on a card/service that gives Sats back for paying bills ? 
Currently using Fold/Paypal but now PayPal has removed 90% of my Payee’s. It’s now worthless 
 Holy shit I actually have this on my wall LoL 
 #ProofOfKeysDay,  #Bitcoin  is 15 years young !
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 I got mine on Amazon. 
 Ty Ser 🫡 
 Merry Christmas 🎁 🎄 to all you beautiful plebs !! ✌🏼🫶🏼 
 How much did you know about money before you really found out about #Bitcoin ? https://video.nostr.build/1638f8deafa897f8ff91132771387e54729f1081c40201a36d4d6f1ce1f98d1f.mp4  
 Does anyone have issues with searching for npubs here on Primal ? 
After I search it just sits there 
 Coming here to say this so I won’t be banned for saying it in X, 

Elizabeth Warren, you can go fuck yourself. We don’t need you or your constituents permission. You fuckin bubble headed cunt. ✌🏼 
 Gooooooood Morning everyone !! #GM ☕️ 
 🎯 ORDINALS DEGENS WILL PAY FOR MINING INFRASTRUCTURE IMPROVEMENTS UNTIL THEY RUN OUT OF MONEY 
 & I will capitalize by investing in mining companies 🫡💪🏼 
 Does anyone know if I can use a Tapsigner for a 1 of 5 as a multisig for a BIP85 seed ?

I know you can use the “child” seeds derived from the parent seed, but wasn’t sure about the Tapsigner as well. 
 nostr:note1a8sceh0dtxy5pj3qtrkemes6t7uncvrjh2j68ztnldx0glfpkylsnyrhp3

Tx ID: e2f5ba1dfbb8c96a29528372c856167391f6e9114d8f0735044ff260a8541181

I’ll send yas some Sats to cover extra fees. I can’t RBF with Muun wallet & this is a decent amount of BTC for me. 

@nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8for visibility or a hook up ? 
 Can a miner here help me out with confirming my transaction from 5 days ago ? I’m starting to get nervous. It’s a decent amount of BTC for me 
 Can anyone of you fine people here recommend somewhere I can accelerate my transaction ? Apparently I’m on a waitlist for Mempool, cannot do it from Muun wallet or Trezor Suite. Like my tx, I’m stuck 😂

It’s been stuck in the Mempool for 2 days now. My cheap ass didn’t wanna pay 70+sats/vB 🤣 
 Losing someone young, or losing an older person while you are young, is always hard.

When my fat... 
 Fuck Lyn. Idk if you post more of your heartfelt stuff here but if so, I’m glad you do & it makes me more grateful for Nostr. 
Thank you for this post. I lost someone dear to me & this just hit home. Thank u thank u thank u 🥹🫡 
 Mom makes the best damn pound cake. I usually don’t go for the one wit frosting but have to satisfy that sweet tooth today. 
Tomorrow will be the plain w/ that beautiful crusty top 🫶🏼 https://image.nostr.build/c1c8b594f8484d379051d97159e187451f5d9d284996fa147ed82ff3c9b03a6b.jpg  
 Works with Sparrow Wallet as well if you get an NFC scanner for your laptop! 
 It does ?!? Holy shit balls. I have to find one 
 Can any of you Plebs recommend the easiest way to buy BTC with gift cards ? 
 Paxful seems perfect. 

What u mean about converting it to cash iou ? Seems like I can buy BTC straight up w/ gift cards as long as I complete 3 successful trades 
 Paxful seems like the path of least resistance. Appreciate ya bro ! 
 If you can import the multsig wallet into another client like Sparrow you can sign in the Coldcar... 
 Been searching the interwebs for this. 
So I guess you can setup the same multisig wallet in Nunchuk mobile AND later on in Sparrow desktop ? 
Might have to get an NFC desktop reader cuz one of the keys will be a Tapsigner 
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 Thank you for all this info. I've been looking to set this up myself. Nunchuk mobile to learn the ropes of multisig & get comfy with it first, then the same multisig setup on a new desktop with Sparrow. 

Where can I buy this NFC reader for desktop ?