JESUS. These people need Jesus. 

 6, basically each sentence 

 each *phrase  

 One. r/ethereum  

 You gotta stake that shit bro 

 Extremely on brand for a robinhood user and eth “investor”

The rugging will continue until IQ improves. 

 Yes, the answer is yes 😬 

 I think it’s fine, it’s all going to be Ok for him.  

 Where is the bitcoin ETF feed so that I can laugh at the fools buying actual shares? 

 Did you tell them? 

 5. I count 5 red flags 

 1. r/ethereum
2. “Etherium”
3. “full share”
4. all in
5. full share again
6. Robinhood 
7. Leave it there
8. 10 to 15 years
9. Asking for advice on fucking r/Ethereum 

 Also, a meta red flag: posting the full content of the post as both the title and the body. 

 Stay humble, stack zaps 

 3b. Last night I decided 

 DOUBLE-SPACES GLARING 

 HA!!! HA!!!  Should buy some reemme coin too while your at it.  😄  

 how much time ya got buddy? 

 it's a scam, this guy Vitalik was spruiking the same crazy idea trying to trick people into giving away their BTC back in 2014 🤪  just ignore it lol 

 Imagine buying something that is infinity. 

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 https://image.nostr.build/dae06b38e386c44cf6be4707d6eac0267d724b456926691679c5bced21e1ef1a.png 

 you missed share   

 Sad 

 Poor guy 

 Yikes 😬 

 All of them 

 oof, rip bud  https://media.tenor.com/Et3lztIbkewAAAAC/yikes-shudder.gif 

 No. No worries at all. Have fun !! 🫡 

 "there" 🚩 

 no worries 😁