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 Forever... 
 ...Laura 
 You tell me. Who is he supposed to be? nostr:note1aqg69kvjfd0h2q0sh9ygc9665a5y6jkjm2uw5y5x9f6k3a5... 
 Likely a fake acct to scam folks.

He could get NIP05 verified.  Just add a nostr.json file with his npub to the /.well-known folder on his website 

Then he could rock tone@tonevays.com on his Nostr profile and everyone would know he's legit. 
 guilty pleasures:
- american cheese
- taylor swift 
 They're basically the same thing.   
 nostr:npub1fy03umfpvm942yg4vnkhzmvf6gqg6z3vk69kslk6emakquwgat6qyr9x2x hi!  Welcome to #nostr 
 Is it really him though? 
 They hate all forms of free speech.  Xbox and playstation already moderate vouce chat, i guess they decided Steam must follow suit 
 #asknostr #routers

I think i want to try to replace our Starlink gen 3 router with another route... 
 Getchu some mesh access points 
 Can open-wrt / DD-wrt / tomato, etc run a unified mesh network across multiple devices? 
 Gonna start #modernhorrors on #HiveTalk in 1 hour!  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors 
 I Love You nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc 

nostr:note17nf... 
 I love lamp.
nostr:nevent1qqs9vn7rdr3kqqdl6u53wn43fgqxs24y8lk0cecheht05gttak49v6gpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qlelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sxpqqqqqqzktlq0m 
 Is tea a consequence of globalism, if so, I am at odds? 
 Globalism is fantastic.  We are friends even though we live on different continents.   
 "Nazis and butthole pictures are NOT the same."  #overheardincornychat 
 Yall follow this woman her voice is sultry as an autumn night on the mississippi delta 
nostr:nprofile1qqsde68aje5jgsl444c3vre3jhdku659vkcumghj3a66m8pz6m76uscpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp09dc8jc 
 "We inadvertently pumped Bitcoin with pure racism."  #overheardincornychat 
 make love not war 
 Just be willing to date a woman who has a kid already  
 it's hard to sync aphex twin and eminem  
 omg don lemon fans on nostr are moving to bsky too 
 Lol @ "don lemon fans" 
 The Guardian coming to nostr only to be called a scammer and told "nip05 or GTFO" is peak internet.  I love you guys. 
 My neighbour asked if they should by dogecoin.  
 Tell him to go all in.  Take out a 2nd mortgage.    
 As part of our ongoing commitment to amplifying a range of perspectives, The Guardian is inviting... 
 Why arent you nip05 verified with your domain? 
 Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts! 
 Better yet, add a nostr.json to the ./well-known folder on theguardian.com with your npub in hex format, otherwise it could just be a compromised twitter/x acct! 
 Can we get on a zoom call?  Its tricky to explain over text, there are complicated hand motions and the lube application must be precise.   
 If Trump and Vance want to prove they're friends of the Corn they need to roll out the red carpet for Wallet of Satoshi, Samurai, and other easy-to-use, KYC free lightning wallets and mixing services to operate in the States.

But I wouldn't hold my breath on that.   
 If i follow you, you can get a NIP05 verification at nostrati.org/nip05 
 It looks like an email address, kajooziemaflingo@elites.nostrati.com - and proves my affiliation to or approval by nostrati.org 

Its a way to verify account ownership and quickly be able to identify imposter accounts.   
 Edit: forgot my own domain... 
 21 sats!  
 Just stick it in, select the domain, pay the invoice, wait, get it in there 
 Its just nostrati.org/nip05 
 Just bought a bar of tallow and lye soap for each of the men in my family from nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnjqqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxwwg9zp and paid in sats from my self hosted lightning wallet.  The cicular economy is happening now.  This is real life.  
 i miss sending zaps but can’t figure this shit out :/ 
someone pls show me how to zap w cashu b... 
 Whats the matter with Alby? 
 I drive a shitbox with a quarter million miles on it, but it runs and is paid off.  My friends can barely afford their car notes.  I could go buy my dream car if I wanted, and pay cash.

"You just got lucky" 
 The OTC desks never "run out" of corn they.   Just like consumer exchanges, there's always a seller if the price is right.  
 I miss buying corn @ 1700 sats per $ 
 I'm so happy Costco is recalling all of this butter to make sure we know that BUTTER HAS FUCKING ... 
 What's next?  Bread containing wheat?  Nuts containing nuts?!?   
 We're an open community.  We embrace sharing, and love new experiences.  Join us!
https://cdn.satellite.earth/44527bd3b7c68cd12b92fa05d8196ff9f49f50de4ea94950889143e436458b07.png #modernhorrors #cornychat  
 nostr:nprofile1qqsvcan8jjq2g5ztjcarszwt5c95tr4lq6xxyufky8w6jj6j0psyglgpramhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmndv9uxjmtpd35hxarn9ehkumrfdejsz9mhwden5te0vdex2ct5wghxummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9e3k76twdaeju6t0gwghl5 come on just do it 
 Get one. 
 This is where the #nostrati hang 
https://cornychat.com/nostrati 
 It's so hard watching this bull run after tragically losing my keys in a boating accident.   
 A friend at Nostrville said I'm kind of a bully on here.  It's true, I am.  I bullied one guy cause his drinking problem was making everyone uncomfortable.  I bullied another person who is an admitted Nazi until he stopped coming around.  I bully people who are taking bitcoin grants to work on projects none of us asked for.  And I bully anyone who supports the notion that Bitcoin needs to change to suit the desires of the very institutions we set out to destroy.  

Ima keep bullying.  👊💯 
 Oh Vitajex, what you doin' to me?
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 A Face in the Crowd.   Excellent film. 
 I doubt this is going to work again. Guess we’ll see. nostr:note1xkg23xdapw58yz3y5s04pf0qgq277u... 
 Terrorism is out, pandemics are out, all they have left is the alien invasion.  
 When is the next Nostr event? 
 #nostrbama 
 No #modernhorrors this week yall, too much work to catch up on.   
 nostr:nprofile1qqswwlk9jywnmedty8zahvl9fczseavrmxadqp7xznu75u7why0z9hcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgewaehxw309ac8junpd45kgtnxd9shg6npvchxxmmdqyf8wumn8ghj7am0wsh82arcduhx7mn9zyww87 nostr:nprofile1qqsdgvut0sesvjgulh65j9x3554cp2t9dp0hxcf3r6h9704078fr5kcprpmhxue69uhkummnv3exjan99eshqup0wfjkcctemgrnlp nostr:nprofile1qqswfa6gty7jn2k3ss2cs79y8hhdq38xymcw4g32edwuulxyt7jydmqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9ul5qpeu nostr:nprofile1qqsdk5r23xtlmhw20jp0qqmg77vm5pw5ay3lugt7ph3xuuhm47ccwccpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9usy7633 nostr:nprofile1qqsrkl7gyds37xh2af37uwlknvjm32ska3hgr5d0cwgzdqy0ux2r2ncppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wgknqv3w09skk6tgdahxuefwvdhk6tcfpgktr when #nostrbama ? 
 Also nostr:nprofile1qqsdv7ds7ny5ssc8wvqujgzgpjwj7tgje8ax6yp49cf5avwqsg56exspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny8azw0e and nostr:nprofile1qqswvecv67selg4kt6798430saw09y2mx7g93gdhm8cqzdzw8t6fr0cpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59utq2k7a sorry i left yall out 
 We gotta hang out! 
 I got sats on it, and will help with promotion.  
 nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx and I made it home safely y'all.  It was so rad getting to hang out with everyone.  GN! 
 This is the best cult I've ever been a member of 
 I'm not at liberty to say. 
 GM
Had an amazing time in Nashville for Nostrville. This is the coolest thing happening on the in... 
 Nostrbama 2025 
 Yeah but its a fuckin' sweet cult 
 Hello world.  At Nostrville. 
 Love your songs and great meeting you