Better yet, add a nostr.json to the ./well-known folder on theguardian.com with your npub in hex format, otherwise it could just be a compromised twitter/x acct! 

 Agreed! 

 Is there a cryptofascist-to-English translation for these instructions? I'm just the intern. 

 Can we get on a zoom call?  Its tricky to explain over text, there are complicated hand motions and the lube application must be precise.   

 Feel free to hop on zoom whenever you've collected your Gestapo outfit from the dry cleaners.