...Laura


Likely a fake acct to scam folks.

He could get NIP05 verified.  Just add a nostr.json file with his npub to the /.well-known folder on his website

Then he could rock tone@tonevays.com on his Nostr profile and everyone would know he's legit.


They're basically the same thing.


Is it really him though?


So many notes about bluesky, and many points missed.
- topical reasons: 99% of notes are about nostr or bitcoin, not only are these uninteresting to Normies many are repulsed by these topics.
- onboarding: bluesky protocol was designed to accomplish a specific goal, a goal that decentralization takes a back seat to. This means they can more quickly achieve UX that closely aligns with what people EXPECT.
- philosophy: the majority of people "fleeing" to blueksy are statists. That other 1% of content on nostr is overtly anti-statism. Not only would an influx of statists be catastrophic to our culture, you are batshit crazy if you think you can impose a dumptruck of philosophical pivots on tens of millions of people before they shift the direction of the protocol to one that resembles statism.

nostr's strength is not building another twitter. nostr's strength is that it is a protocol that enables possibilities that facilitate the invention of new experiences that nobody has yet conceived, possibilities that none of us EXPECT. These possibilities cannot be atomized and codified into a coherent roadmap created by any central committee. Nostr is a place of possibilities.

Being capable of facilitating what none of us expect is nostr's strength. It can't be forced. It can't rushed. The time will come. excercise patience and embrace the unknown.


They hate all forms of free speech.  Xbox and playstation already moderate vouce chat, i guess they decided Steam must follow suit


I just want to say thank you to everyone who followed and zapped me yesterday and today. I’m so grateful to have found you all here. As a token of my gratitude, here’s a clip of one of the songs I wrote with a friend of mine who passed away last year. It’s called “Not Where I Belong.”

#singersongwriter #unreleasedsongs #soul #americana
https://m.primal.net/MXOQ.mov


Can open-wrt / DD-wrt / tomato, etc run a unified mesh network across multiple devices?


Getchu some mesh access points


Gonna start #modernhorrors on #HiveTalk in 1 hour!  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors


I love lamp.
nostr:nevent1qqs9vn7rdr3kqqdl6u53wn43fgqxs24y8lk0cecheht05gttak49v6gpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qlelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sxpqqqqqqzktlq0m


I know too many delusional people to believe this lol


Globalism is fantastic.  We are friends even though we live on different continents.


"Nazis and butthole pictures are NOT the same."  #overheardincornychat


Learning about bitcoin and such
https://cornychat.com/bitcoinnetworkers


Yall follow this woman her voice is sultry as an autumn night on the mississippi delta
nostr:nprofile1qqsde68aje5jgsl444c3vre3jhdku659vkcumghj3a66m8pz6m76uscpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp09dc8jc


Gm #nostr fam

New feature on our Substack today with photographer, Sam Johnson. Very fun and creative work.

Be sure to submit your #photography as well via our website for a chance to win $116 / 128,870 sats (as of today). More info at the bottom link!

https://m.primal.net/MDxu.jpg
https://m.primal.net/MDxw.jpg
https://m.primal.net/MDxx.jpg

#noicemag #photostr #artstr #plebchain #gm

https://substack.com/home/post/p-151696730?source=queue&autoPlay=false

https://noicemagazine.com/SUBMISSIONS


Love your songs and great meeting you


"We inadvertently pumped Bitcoin with pure racism."  #overheardincornychat


Just be willing to date a woman who has a kid already


it's hard to sync aphex twin and eminem


back when i used to think i was a producer lol https://cdn.satellite.earth/10b3370b56d4fc1919df4930df9a2824ded57b6feeaa385adcd40bb027236e9b.mp3 #tunestr


Lol @ "don lemon fans"


Can we get on a zoom call?  Its tricky to explain over text, there are complicated hand motions and the lube application must be precise.


Tell him to go all in.  Take out a 2nd mortgage.


The Guardian coming to nostr only to be called a scammer and told "nip05 or GTFO" is peak internet.  I love you guys.


Better yet, add a nostr.json to the ./well-known folder on theguardian.com with your npub in hex format, otherwise it could just be a compromised twitter/x acct!


Why arent you nip05 verified with your domain?


Its just nostrati.org/nip05


Just stick it in, select the domain, pay the invoice, wait, get it in there


21 sats!


If Trump and Vance want to prove they're friends of the Corn they need to roll out the red carpet for Wallet of Satoshi, Samurai, and other easy-to-use, KYC free lightning wallets and mixing services to operate in the States.

But I wouldn't hold my breath on that.


I know people who sold at $60k lol
https://image.nostr.build/b5baf9e27354030b3bd15002c4a32c374af48be3ad8addd32b3d3a9d25f96035.png


Edit: forgot my own domain...


It looks like an email address, kajooziemaflingo@elites.nostrati.org - and proves my affiliation to or approval by nostrati.org

Its a way to verify account ownership and quickly be able to identify imposter accounts.


It looks like an email address, kajooziemaflingo@elites.nostrati.com - and proves my affiliation to or approval by nostrati.org

Its a way to verify account ownership and quickly be able to identify imposter accounts.


If i follow you, you can get a NIP05 verification at nostrati.org/nip05


Kajoozie Maflingo

Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl,  Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol

Recommends:
https://cornychat.com
https://hivetalk.org
https://relay.tools
https://zaplinks.lol
https://zap.cooking

Running nip-42 auth relay for my follows at wss://elites.nostrati.org
Trying to figure out lnbits lol


👀 https://i.nostr.build/2uBRKQGvGPEehs13.jpg


Whats the matter with Alby?


Just bought a bar of tallow and lye soap for each of the men in my family from nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnjqqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxwwg9zp and paid in sats from my self hosted lightning wallet.  The cicular economy is happening now.  This is real life.


I drive a shitbox with a quarter million miles on it, but it runs and is paid off.  My friends can barely afford their car notes.  I could go buy my dream car if I wanted, and pay cash.

"You just got lucky"


Get one.


Cabbage rolls


Im praying for one last dip to $58k


The OTC desks never "run out" of corn they.   Just like consumer exchanges, there's always a seller if the price is right.


Bears want lower prices so they can stack more!


You better listen unless you wanna go to Fist City
https://image.nostr.build/57710ad5b469e08ed6c77fe957930398a9b328252aae867cc1278af3b7ca7f26.jpg


Happy birthday B


We're an open community.  We embrace sharing, and love new experiences.  Join us!
https://cdn.satellite.earth/44527bd3b7c68cd12b92fa05d8196ff9f49f50de4ea94950889143e436458b07.png #modernhorrors #cornychat


What's next?  Bread containing wheat?  Nuts containing nuts?!?


I miss buying corn @ 1700 sats per $


nostr:nprofile1qqsvcan8jjq2g5ztjcarszwt5c95tr4lq6xxyufky8w6jj6j0psyglgpramhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmndv9uxjmtpd35hxarn9ehkumrfdejsz9mhwden5te0vdex2ct5wghxummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9e3k76twdaeju6t0gwghl5 come on just do it


just a day in the life https://cdn.satellite.earth/910c5dd4aa31fe7a4d44d5b3fe92a68af379b87a53d4743f9422b752ae153159.mp4 #modernhorrors


https://cdn.satellite.earth/e36673249432c2275887d74452f9adc6bd91c9283e841cda7a5d7b8670b0a2ce.png #modernhorrors #cornychat #SwingerCultsAreTheBestCults


Prompt: Hot Ostrich Swinger Party


Amen


This is where the #nostrati hang
https://cornychat.com/nostrati


It's so hard watching this bull run after tragically losing my keys in a boating accident.


A friend at Nostrville said I'm kind of a bully on here.  It's true, I am.  I bullied one guy cause his drinking problem was making everyone uncomfortable.  I bullied another person who is an admitted Nazi until he stopped coming around.  I bully people who are taking bitcoin grants to work on projects none of us asked for.  And I bully anyone who supports the notion that Bitcoin needs to change to suit the desires of the very institutions we set out to destroy.

Ima keep bullying.  👊💯


A Face in the Crowd.   Excellent film.


Oh Vitajex, what you doin' to me?
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Terrorism is out, pandemics are out, all they have left is the alien invasion.


I'll poke a hole in a poké bowl https://image.nostr.build/d7365025608f66cb2d2025372f2e24316048b351249601f95f63d24521536465.jpg #foodstr


#nostrbama


I got sats on it, and will help with promotion.


No #modernhorrors this week yall, too much work to catch up on.


We gotta hang out!


Also nostr:nprofile1qqsdv7ds7ny5ssc8wvqujgzgpjwj7tgje8ax6yp49cf5avwqsg56exspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny8azw0e and nostr:nprofile1qqswvecv67selg4kt6798430saw09y2mx7g93gdhm8cqzdzw8t6fr0cpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59utq2k7a sorry i left yall out


nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx and I made it home safely y'all.  It was so rad getting to hang out with everyone.  GN!


I'm not at liberty to say.


I took very few pictures this week but it was because I was having SO MUCH FUN. I Come from a huge family but I feel like my family doubled this week. I would be hard pressed if you asked me to pick a favorite moment.
Leaving is hard but we'll see each other soon.

#nostrville2024 #ijoinedacultdidnti #thepresidenthasleftthebuilding #cornychat4lyfe
https://image.nostr.build/20b912f48334f091759293323746a1a29adcecf4d841a03f3da120649fc44a69.jpg


This is the best cult I've ever been a member of


Yeah but its a fuckin' sweet cult


Nostrbama 2025


Please don't fill my holes


Bro i needed this week.  It was awesome finally getting to meet y'all in person.  We're gonna do this again as soon as we get the chance.


GM
Had an amazing time in Nashville for Nostrville. This is the coolest thing happening on the internet. Just stayed with a bunch of friends from the Internet, partied for days.

nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 and nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap had me a booth for live painting. Got to see my painting hanging at nostr:npub1theparkprcs70dcs437ke9zzwsr6u60f8flu7rg28m30438aep9sd94dha.

Had five bowls of the best gumbo I’ve ever had from nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw and nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl .

Got space\time swag from nostr:npub1ew4qeq576v3vz4gukeseknqghx3x4jtlld8ftys9amrca6f3xfzsrm8jpd thanks nostr:npub180z8ywyfg56sk78unedkn6p0d68clchwzj2nhq2309sw8gywldcsne5tax for that and a place to stay!

nostr:npub1c0rnyyhmdnvg6xkvrrmgf8rxp3r28jtjhad8vmze8rgxf87aed7qlltlvg IRL! Got dogtags and a bracelet too; I’m in a cult.


nostr:nprofile1qqsfpwd7carcj6yw29gj2kt2kc6shlnyv9m2cat5yf6svwfzchl2qyqpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnszxthwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzprf23 nostr:nprofile1qqs0r0t4evegm5vq8qfrawzjxquwfmhdf323v03qm4pyelhv6k8jqnspzamhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueqzctt9e gumbo about to go down cmon


I love how she acosted this poor worker, asked him personal questions, got mad when he wouldn't answer, assumed he was an enemy, verbally berated him, and prematurely gloated in his face. That was really cool.


I wish you were in Nashville


We still got 1 more night, so we'll see...


nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhspz4mhxue69uh5yetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakszxrhwden5te0f4hk7mjzda5jumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqxcjess maybe best you didn't come to #nostrville this year ngl https://image.nostr.build/b93a4ba54805c9bb909dc976af222930f02e08fd02242c3353e1dbd0329315a4.jpg


I can't zap her!


I showed up for tacos and got a free concert. https://image.nostr.build/871504daf146f5f19b88cf92adcc8499beb19a9ff03dff5c1845ffcdc20f01b0.jpg


We are witnessing the greatest capitulation about an asset or commodity in the history of money.  Bitcoin is finally breaking free from the scams and the pump and dump world of crypto.  People are starting to realize that bitcoin is not crypto and that it stands alone in many ways as a technology which humans have rarely been able to experience.  As the price goes up, as institutions start promoting education, as employees learn how to protect their hard work, and families learn how to protect their finances and pass it down to loved ones,  there will be an unprecedented wave of new interest in bitcoin the asset and Bitcoin the network, and as new networks and new layer 2 and layer 3 technologies are created on top of the asset.

Education requests from every corner of the globe will pour in to a limited number of people who have put in the 1000 hours to learn bitcoin and are willing to help others realize what is at stake.  Many will start to have a desire to learn the deeper things of bitcoin, so they are not left behind.  Many others will realize that we don’t live forever and desire purpose and meaning in their lives which they want to pass down to their loved ones.

Understanding bitcoin, understanding the technology of bitcoin, understanding the network of bitcoin, and having a deeper philosophical awareness of the problems bitcoin solves will slowly change the mindsets of people who want to participate in a movement to protect themselves and pass that down to the next generation.

Bitcoin is not just an investment, not just another technology, and not just another thing to learn among many things.

Bitcoin is hope to billions of people around the world.  Bitcoin helps people start to develop a life of caring for others, becoming a better person, and being more responsible.  Bitcoin can bring communities, people, and ideologies together in ways which are profound, while directing them to a never-ending educational pursuit which can transform them spiritually, philosophically, and economically.

It’s time to rethink bitcoin


Nashville hotmic roadtrip
https://cornychat.com/hotmicroadtrip


#meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/35f4de9821130b8e3dbb6f05e6c6bc458d8182d54cafaa69365456792fb2a761.jpg


But they feel amazing


Yous a busta


Y'all know what time it is?  #cornychat #cornstr #nostrville nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx  https://image.nostr.build/a0ef4f1ace92b035301f23741ce9122c0a65e5bb392f0a81a09907be41de42b3.jpg


Bro it'd be sweet if you could make it.  We'll make room for you.


Nashville or bust


Remember remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot.  I can think of no reason that gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.


He ain't as good as he once was


I have no TV, never turn on the radio, deleted all legacy social media accounts, ublock origin on firefox.  Im insulated from all but yard signs.


I don't mind negative people unless they're not funny


There was one thing I really wanted to do in Nashville but then Toby Keith died...


A miscarriage


I love it when a plan comes together


nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7anfw3hhytnwdaehgu339e3k7mf0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tch2deau is i think


Hey thats cool.  Ill let you hit the nitrous tank and bottle of swamp water.


You should know better than to listen to her.


The electorial map because the country is cooked if you don't vote for nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx
#USelection https://image.nostr.build/ca64ef254270f40a4e8e6bd98500dc228060228c2ba653beff290a4ec04e53c3.jpg


I just kind of eyeballed it.  wasn't even really sure what I was making til I started making it, ya know?


https://image.nostr.build/afb0de4f1b9f4afdbd111a77eb3e21510348e881099974956b841a66e0d59135.jpg
#meme #memestr


We're winning the meme war


Nope, real dead squirrel


Creamy Chicken pasta bake #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/d83465b84e51d2fe9c4a014963966b963b76397ddc37925d314542ad31f0c2d0.jpg


This is the mental illness that passes as normal on Reddit. "No permits?  Sorry, your animals have to die."  +100 upvotes https://image.nostr.build/ced31d05a36dc942fa6a98946f725e3c18c746e97ab4788fd95fb15f31feee3f.jpg #restinpeacepeanut #weareallpeanut #whowillkillthesquirrels


"I feel like she's planning for a bachellorette party and you're planning for a crack house"
#overheardincornychat


Prepping for nostrville come chat
https://cornychat.com/nostrati


Im not crying you're crying shut up


69 is the new 58


goodnight https://i.nostr.build/GCcndrVVttOrV3kQ.jpg


It is big tiddy goth gfs
nostr:nevent1qqsd9yvrs7k03hh6grezh0muhjpfvd39yj7rj78qxu8tky9k8vz82wspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrp0yh8jet8dpex7tnnd96x2tczyzw92l39xgfuzfagdcenluqunuf0vvy3j4l04lv8353q5r3vkyvnuqcyqqqqqqg6q2449


I didn’t had a societal collapse for a squirrel on my bingo card but here we are 🤷🏻♂ https://image.nostr.build/70eb9e76e5976e24d542b5a90420eb368a672df70ee8f47748d30d496dcce848.jpg


Yeah nothing washes down the colon like clam juice


Roux is the ultimate proof of work


Damn and youre not even mexican


People literally mix this with tomato juice and beer and *drink it*

By people i mean mexicans.  Its only mexicans doing this.


Half pound of butter is the best start to any meal


Yeah.  Cajuns get pissed if you put tomatoes in gumbo, but it just changes it from cajun gumbo to creole gumbo lol.


The tomato is what turns it from an ettoufeé into a shrimp Creole


I miss my dutch oven.  I got a big Magnalite pot from a relative and when the enamel cracked in the dutch oven i just switched to the magnalite and didnt look back.  But the dutch oven is definitely better for rouxs.


#WeAreAllPeanut https://i.nostr.build/dFOhDRneqrziFzqV.jpg


Vegetable beef stew https://image.nostr.build/f53c710c86a82d86c53a072691093a0d32e4b957e0ea01a1e5acee633bb4d08a.jpg #foodstr


Real men take risks


Dicks out for Peanut


Let's discuss squirrels and the government #modernhorrors  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


Do smaller zap amounts like 10k 1st place 5k 2nd place 2.5k 3rd...


HE WAS INNOCENT BY ALL ACCOUNTS


You could put up your own sats


https://cdn.satellite.earth/e054ac6f89de2200d73dd4bf7909e27d9a8a84e7b856a30c71df563df6c7f141.png I don't care if you're black or white, straight or gay, christian or atheist, socialist or capitalist, NO ONE supports the government kidnapping and slaughtering cute little squirrels.  This is the galvanizing event we needed.  That squirrel is a symbol.  Rally behind Peanut the Squirrel.  Let his death be not in vain.  #restinpeacepeanut #whowouldkillthesquirrels #modernhorrors


Who had "Government Kills TikTok Squirrel" for the event to start the civil war?   #asknostr


Like the archetypal devouring mother, the nanny state makes its citizens’ lives miserable “for their own good.” https://image.nostr.build/817afb49967b2b44afabf0f41ef11e56664f6df9d1b43a8857b4a4ae340ea651.jpg


I wouldn't say anybody ever has to finish Multiplicity


"But without the government who would legally kidnap and murder our pets?"
nostr:nevent1qqs2e273qjuups3yzkwppzar40ltalagye6agycku5cfkkqle6xngqqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrp0yh8jet8dpex7tnnd96x2tczyr3vea70ypqr70e2ff2mx28smca78p2c5l2lxd3jlk4wl3exc8ywkqcyqqqqqqgf8gs89


Yall left before I got back :(


Its friday night what are you doing come chat https://cornychat.com/nostrati


Mostly just being silly


It's the Pic that broke the nostr


I don't think Win11 is ever *fully* updated lol


Nice, they patched it in the latest version so that trick doesn't work anymore


I've had Windows 11 for about 5 minutes and I already hate it. 😂


They blocked that :(


At 1st boot, You have to make a temporary Microsoft account just long enough to log in and create a local admin account then login as that one to delete the Microsoft account lol


This guy figured out to to exploit the Nostr algorithm, with RAGE
nostr:nevent1qqs8uz4jvsr3jp5unmdvc8pvk9kxh4rrtvhhrcgqk5w6qnq9jy99jkspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygxxndcac4j0ms6s4nwlly5lyhtjq2kpguxgwjyxpz7kmx8yy6a8vvpsgqqqqqqsd8fhx2


I have had my 8 year old son help me process deer and feral hogs.

It's just a part of life.


GM! 😼🧡

https://m.primal.net/Lmor.jpg


nostr:npub1tx5ccpregnm9afq0xaj42hh93xl4qd3lfa7u74v5cdvyhwcnlanqplhd8g nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl  Flux Dev .1 is the best but it's slow and takes up so much VRAM that I can't run it while streaming... but this is "a very cute lady alligator in pink wizard robes reading tarot cards surrounded by fairies summoning a pink flamingo knight" https://cdn.satellite.earth/e1aa57b95e29abaec83cfe59c9ef06f7b77c0541ca75910041f377b05a925bf2.png #modernhorrors


I’ve recently joined the 58k gang


I know it's volatile but I'm not foolish enough to try to time it lol


I stopped when my kid was on the way


"When are you going to start using a fax machine  again?"
nostr:nevent1qqspj44u9v9te2qu06dm8rs5rcmz9z65rw0dc5kpe7uuvelmex0etpsprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhsygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqqqqsahwm2d


Reporter: “Over the long term time horizon, how concerned are you about the potential impact of the dollar’s status as the world reserve currency?”

* United States Department Of The Treasury logo falls to the floor *

Yellen: “👁👄👁 … umm”

#USD #BTC #Bitcoin #NOSTR
https://m.primal.net/LkOi.mov


We tried to warn you.


Asking a Bitcoiner when they're gonna "take profits" is like asking a car owner when they're gonna trade it in for a horse.


What kinda weed smells like coffee?  #asknostr


Howdy Ya’ll a huge thanks to all the people that have gotten Portraits from me.

Nostr is incredible!

Portraits are 30k shipped to USA 🇺🇸

40k for international.

Help me get the word out, I got more plebs to paint.

#artstr #nostr #art #plebchain


Mineral oils?


nostr:nprofile1qqszrdqezqk63lqt4yzgftkfxjl4tdatea67akeezf8g6a0yj86p5hsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hs7hzcmq it's broke fix it


All governments and banks have to die.  Sorry.


We're not here to get the institutions to adopt Bitcoin.

We're here to rip the institutions out by the roots and toss them in the fire, then plant bitcoin seeds in the ashes.

Gm friends.


Trust, but verify.


What did the five fingers say to the face?!
SLAP!!!
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I was puking in the bushes at 2:30am, still managed to clean the whole house and teach two 21 year old kids how to make gumbo from scatch.


Trigger warning?  Idk, but they kill a lot of animals in this movie, for real.   So if you don't like watching animals die for real don't watch it.


I hate star trek, but this was pretty good...
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Italian exploitation films just hit different.  https://tubitv.com/movies/475164/eaten-alive


It's a Dune reference


Fake news! That's obviously a crocodile and I'm an alligator.

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My middle kid and her roommate came over and learned how to make gumbo today. It was delicious. They did everything themselves and I couldn't be prouder.

#tradition #cajunfoodstr #theancestorswouldbeproud

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My stepdaughter just got her own place.  She and her room mate asked nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx and I to teach them how to make a gumbo.  So they came over today and we passed down the Cajun torch by instructing them, hands off, step by step.  If Elon can take credit for that rocket, i can take credit for this gumbo.  https://image.nostr.build/96b2a674d887af1f9d4a7480a8b0e0beaae3a61f92aeea19e3cab41f260ff8bf.jpg  #foodstr


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#whoopwhoop


Whoop whoop #mycultureisnotacostume https://image.nostr.build/89fc31643ff57599aefc7569889e97472cba53fbd4d543f39490259b9cbdbad2.jpg


Got some fresh ink done https://image.nostr.build/c4bc03ea22902df2536e620fe0e856832124af1e0693220fb9bd656ad0178fdc.jpg #icp #insaneclownposse #hatchetman #isthisinfected #Halloween


Here's the weekly recap of what we did on #modernhorrors  on HiveTalk this week.  Thanks for coming nostr:npub1tx5ccpregnm9afq0xaj42hh93xl4qd3lfa7u74v5cdvyhwcnlanqplhd8g  nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t  nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and the lovely nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

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Getting started #modernhorrors  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


Yuh


Going live on hivetalk.org  in 10 minutes #modernhorrors


Robots sitting around doing art and poetry like, "human, you missed a spot"


Try this again

GN nostr, stay playful
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Angle Grinder 2024


#lol #lmao #memestr

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This 100%

Nostr pub/priv keypairs for authentication and relays for dissemination can be built into virtually all existing apps.


I mentioned this nearly a year ago.

Also, devs that are doing this only on one ecosystem annoy me. There already are interoperable calender standards. We don't need an app. We need a service that pushes and pulls calender events in to and out of nostr so that people can use perfectly functional calendar apps that they already use. Once that happens, you don't need to build out another app, you just need to point your service to whatever calender you want to use.

*I'm not a dev. I don't know how to do this in terms of the code. I do know that I really can't stand this stupid bifurcation happening already. Hook into and expand systems in simple, versatile ways instead of making new, fairly proprietary apps that don't work on people's phones or computers.
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Paranoid crypto anarchists don't vote.


The undead are no obstacle to scritches #halloween #caturday #catstr
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GM👋🏽, Today I made hong kong style stir-fried noodles & bacon rose.
#foodstr #zapcooking #siamstr https://image.nostr.build/bab239ddef063e66d74ef6569c6a6cc33ff4b0086261773d0f8eac1b0f4397df.jpg


Well nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  I don't know why you want these but here they are:

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#modernhorrors


I love how Canada immediately switched from "we'll arrest you if you don't wear a mask" to "we'll arrest you if you wear a mask"


Saylor simps and maga morons alike.


🤭

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If you’re on Nostr and looking to screen share or video chat with friends, they don’t even need to be on Nostr, I highly recommend Hivetalk. nostr:npub1z0lcg9p2v5nzg5fycxq0k56ze6snp42clmrafzqpn5w6u74v5x9q708ldk is incredible, especially if you can catch Modern Horrors by nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw on a lazy Saturday.

Become a busy bee and join the hive at hivetalk.org
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The point Saylor makes that he (FDR) “didn’t really seize the gold” and “kick in everybody’s door” is an argument for self-custody rather than against it.

Meaning, if you’e held your own gold when Executive Order 6102 was issued, you’d have been fine. But if you’d held your gold with a bank, there would be no way to get it back. You’d have to accept the conversion to fiat.

It’s great that the institutions are adopting Bitcoin now, and Saylor deserves credit for leading the way. Institutional adoption of Bitcoin was always going to be a step towards mass adoption. And it is true that certain use cases do require custodians, which is fine so long as users are aware of the trade-offs.

But it cannot be overstated that by holding your Bitcoin with trusted third parties, “the main benefits are lost.”

Satoshi warns against this in the very first page of the whitepaper.
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Fried bologna sandwich, from The Grub Sack, a gas station on Hwy 80 east of Marshall, TX.
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#foodstr


Bitcoin IS my exit strategy

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nO bRo u GotTa checK out my TradiNg StraEgy!  JUST LOOK AT THESE CHARTS.


I have some laying hens but have been considering getting some meat birds.  This might be an alternative.


For all of you who are interested in more sovereignty but not up for all-out homesteading, have you considered #meatrabbits so that you can grow some of your own protein? They're probably the easiest entry not just to livestock but to growing your own food in general.

https://ogden_images.s3.amazonaws.com/www.iamcountryside.com/images/sites/1/2019/02/19082654/raising-rabbits-for-meat.jpg

Pros
You need very little space
Low start up costs
Incredible feed to meat conversion
You can grow or forage a lot (or all) of their food
Kids can do most of the rabbit chores
They can mow your lawn (if you're ok with uneven grass height!)
You can scale up production very quickly (=nice SHTF potential)
Their manure is amazing
Butchering is very quick

Cons
They're adorable, so killing them is not easy!*
Not the tastiest meat

Not actually a con, but a consideration: they are very lean. You'll want some fat to cook them with. Sausage with rabbit and pork 😋 #foodstr

A bunch of us on here (  nostr:npub13kwjkaunpmj5aslyd7hhwnwaqswmknj25dddglqztzz29pkavhaq25wg2a and  nostr:npub1f5pre6wl6ad87vr4hr5wppqq30sh58m4p33mthnjreh03qadcajs7gwt3z among others) are growing rabbits, and  nostr:npub15879mltlln6k8jy32k6xvagmtqx3zhsndchcey8gjyectwldk88sq5kv0n has had some great episodes on them recently.

I'd love to see more folks raising even a small percentage of their own food. It's one of the best revolutionary acts if you're not happy with the current systems.

I'm prepping for a small workshop on raising meat rabbits, so would welcome questions!

*I often remind myself that if I were eating conventional ag products, I'd be responsible for much more brutal deaths of their wild cousins - but still... not easy

#homesteading #permaculture #resilience #plebchain #permaculture


Live from a Nashville roof top: Hot Tub Snow Crash


We need both.  Also self sovereign food and energy production.


You're selling at the start of a bull run?  Nice plan bro.


Paranoid Crypto Anarchist


I've been saying this for years.  Saylor, Trump, Thiel,  etc are not on our side.  They do not want a Bitcoin revolution.   They want a bitcoin backed dollar, with KYC and AML, they hate self custody, they hate privacy, they hate freedom.   We must not let these people dictate Bitcoin policy or they'll turn it into a CBDC.

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Have you tried nostr:npub1c0rnyyhmdnvg6xkvrrmgf8rxp3r28jtjhad8vmze8rgxf87aed7qlltlvg , it’s a place to chat with friends?

#cornychat https://video.nostr.build/d460d2fe3b667ea10fb770ad187f4644459511b3a5730d7f7c6c79c61dd626c3.mp4


I'm a champion gurgitator.


nice.


I made it at 10am and forgot to post lol


Yeah and you need a decent graphics card, but there's no censorship, and all you pay for is electricity.   I just download other folk's ComfyUI workflows.


Alright as long as you got some Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top in there.


Egg, ham, cheese breakfast sandwich  #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/923ed92e0229cedca54d421392a0cab493c4791becdec2a254c3b51210be8ec9.jpg


When your shitcoin ico doesn't go well https://i.nostr.build/WbIXYJV3u2NwpOs9.jpg


Done.


You got it


Lolwut


The Skibidi Toilet feature length motion picture will be the harbinger of the Apocalypse, it's the seventh seal y'all, we're fucked.


His whole family is psychopaths though.


#Nostr we did it!

I won my 5th World Championship belt.

Broken nose, a few stitches, and a couple more MRI’s but we did it!!!

#ZapMe
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* stunned *


I'm not weird I'm completely normal.
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Made some shrimp fried rice #foodstr
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Go self hosted


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CHANGE OF PLANS - we're here this week: https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors #modernhorrors


My power went out at my office!!!


#modernhorrors live at https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2 https://image.nostr.build/9b2702cf7a24e1f245abf0f26dd6380e470b4913a05123dfd8a35476adc79672.png


#modernhorrors happening now  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


#modernhorrors going live on nostr:npub1z0lcg9p2v5nzg5fycxq0k56ze6snp42clmrafzqpn5w6u74v5x9q708ldk  in an hour!  https://image.nostr.build/03be54ed06845d67b27111a1aa6560e3bf63f683a86537c3ada457e29be94ff8.png https://image.nostr.build/0833529298e20ac2bd29828d4bc657c028dc912877d1091828f330a66c55ec1c.png


#getalby


I refuse to feed the evil mouse


Come to nostrville and you can try some


I don't know I just wanna watch The Mandalorian for free


#albyhub on Windows is good, but I would like a way to automatically start the program with my password in the event my computer shuts down.  Is there an argument for this?


Do it double blind style so foul play is impossible


It's just 2 guys though


You know who sucks? #Trump #Biden #Rfk and #harris


The THC dissolves in the alcohol, drinking it gets you drunk and high at the same damn time.


I would rather the ruling elite class take the gloves off and try to fight us directly, instead of doing what the Trump Saylor Theil crowd have been doing, which is trying to placate us with false promises, while working to capture control of the protocol and making all BTC transactions KYC/AML approved, fighting against anonymous transactions and self custody, etc...

I'd rather a direct war between Bitcoiners and the Powers That Be that the fake-left wants than the subversion tactics being used by the fake-right.


He also committed to drain the swamp in his first term, we all saw how that turned out...


I'm gonna throw 'em into a handle of 151 proof rum is what I'm gonna do.


Trade schools don't hand out bachelor's degrees


Very much yes.


We use every part of the Buffalo


hey nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk  if I start soaking a half pound of weed stems in Bacardi 151 right now, you think it'll be ready by #nostrville ?


Same.


Tell everyone you know that they should buy #Bitcoin in case the wrong person gets elected.

Both options are gross, but don't tell them that part.


The fine China.
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No cause see he sells Trumpcoin and Trump trading card NFT's so he's clearly on our side
/s


Which good guys tho


Just like Reddit.  I remember when the front page was all Ron Paul memes.  Good times.


What'd you do?


That's tough man


But you could run a 48gb model on 2x 24gb cards without issue?


Have you seen this: https://youtu.be/GVsUOuSjvcg


Shoot me the details, I'll hop on.


If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.


We outcheeaah https://image.nostr.build/7789a54bf1840958cacc9c04ca2ee9e1ec1b5333a8dccc4cf0943b561c413c2e.jpg


Now im lusting after a 4x3090 rig


Could you use all 96gb vram simultaneously on an AI model?


I'm not patient.  Also I only have 12gb vram + 24gb system ram.

I wonder what's the cheapest way to get 48gb vram running on a local machine.


Pardon me sir, but would you happen to have a spare 80gb vram I could borrow?


It's open source so I'm assuming this is Nvidia's modified version of the 70b model.

Now I just need 80gb of vram to run it...


My condolences to the single-issue Bitcoiners who supported a presidential candidate who's now officially a fully-retarded shitcoin scammer.


This is what I get for hosting albyhub on my windows desktop


I can send but not receive


I'm not saying I'm trying to suck a dick but with Ativan I feel like I could accomplish anything.

#overheardincornychat


Are my zaps broken again?


It's a sun dress!


Have you cast your votes for nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl yet?   Are you voting HARD enough?
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#voteharder #presidentelecttherupertdamnit #election #vote #2024


On your website they only go up to 2XL :(


Good cause I'm a big ol boy


This is the official #Bitaxe 601 Gamma giveaway!

How to enter:
•Like this post
•Share this post.
•Follow us on NOSTR.

What you’ll receive:
•1- Bitaxe 601 Gamma.
•1- 5V, 6A power supply.
•1-Solo Satoshi Bitaxe stand.
•1- Bitaxe “Anarchy” t-shirt.
•1- Limited Edition PEZ dispenser.

This package will be shipped anywhere in the world completely free of charge.

•One winner will be randomly picked 72 hours from the time this is posted.

The winner has 24 hours to claim the reward. If the package is not claimed, another person will be randomly picked.

#Bitcoin #SoloSatoshi #BTC
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How big is the shirt though?


We cookin up a gumbo in Nashville


I #votedharder and you can too, see the change you want to see. Elect nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.
Fill the Swamp, protect our mangroves, dinner for every animal that can catch it!

Reposting this IS Voting. nostr:note1c7up4cff0h362msrk2x6v6h30w3fcgfqywtulkmrs25szzzje46qxvqql0


A campaign rally, duh


I like indigenous people, and Ithink its disgraceful how they were treated by the US government, and the Brittish, Spanish, and French governmentsbefore that.  But I'm also glad to have Western technology and Christian values.  So I celebrate both lol.


This one was my favorite
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#presidentelecttherupertdamnit #votehardernotsmarter #slutdragons #2024 #vote #election


Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her...


I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm not sure I'm ready for a second wife


Not that wet shrimp donut


Smothered porkchops and cream gravy over rice, with a side salad.  #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/4ebf519f7bf65bea8f6692c90272a242d01d6add9c36a878a182a40bf6a9bdd1.jpg


With times and uncertainty I know that npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl will lead us into brighter future.
She knows what's right so she'll make the corrections, I'm voting for her this and every other election plus with honkers like those you'll get an erection-
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#GoVote #presidentelecttherupertdamnit


Some highlights from yesterday's #modernhorrors on Hive Talk - we do this stupid shit every Saturday based on your prompts.  I am not responsible for this.

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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner. Be a sheep.  Vote nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl
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#presidentelecttherupertdamnit #vote #2024 #election #voteharder #modernhorrors


Chores and weird ai stuff


Vote hard for nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl this voting season.
Vote now by reposting!
Vote or you’ll eventually die.
#votestr #votehard #voteharder https://video.nostr.build/c509fb44510492f9d728a89f7d1abb4d9651bfc440d4a6023c3be3ead1cc5086.mp4


Vote for nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl over and over!
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#vote #2024 #presidentelecttherupertdamnit #modernhorrors


Sup


I'm kinda disappointed that I don't get to see him for the first time in person.


How's mystery cheese feel about it?


Just some downhome #foodstr - nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx 's meatloaf, sweet pea salad and mac and cheese https://image.nostr.build/2af1275cfa3a3b4c300e52bf43fc9ed994c2639a26038d59c40ced6512ba8f40.jpg


EVERYTHING IS FINE AT https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2
#modernhorrors
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True.  This was made with Flux Dev .1 and it takes upwards of 5 mins per image which would make for a boring show.

I use one of the many  SDXL 1.0 models for the broadcast


#modernhorrors going live on nostr:npub1z0lcg9p2v5nzg5fycxq0k56ze6snp42clmrafzqpn5w6u74v5x9q708ldk  in an hour!  https://image.nostr.build/03be54ed06845d67b27111a1aa6560e3bf63f683a86537c3ada457e29be94ff8.png https://image.nostr.build/0833529298e20ac2bd29828d4bc657c028dc912877d1091828f330a66c55ec1c.png


Whitney Webb, Mark Goodwin, and John Titus are 3 of the best independent journalists today.


This week’s newsletter is out. Check your email or read it online.
https://newsletter.unlimitedhangout.com/new-podcast-and-post/


Figures "fuckthegovernment" was taken as a username on studentaid.gov, I'm gonna have to get more creative

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Nostr's aight I guess
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#58kgang #memestr #memes
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Imagine paying for a blue checkmark


Repost https://image.nostr.build/e5f18b7b6fcc39e7fae48aac3788062fdf9dd353cc9857ba25c01b356c3e03ce.jpg


We drink White Claw now, thank you.


We're filling the hot tub with baby oil


I heard nostr:nprofile1qqs0mu3dc2rer2jv3a8jghp0kurc5ku3ge23u27vcukm32qxghrycyqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9e6hycnpdeaxzupwwdcxzcm99ulm80xz and nostr:nprofile1qqsdgvut0sesvjgulh65j9x3554cp2t9dp0hxcf3r6h9704078fr5kcprpmhxue69uhkummnv3exjan99eshqup0wfjkcctemgrnlp are gonna wrestle,  Greko-Roman style

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Jus chillin


GLOBAL MIND CONTROL


Mind Control


I am your new favorite reaction gif.
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Past your early 20's, NOPE


It requires nip42 client side auth so you may have to turn that on in your client.


"You just got lucky"

If that's what you wanna call having conviction and making sacrifices... sure


GM everyone, especially those that voted for nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx yesterday. Reminder that today is a chance to vote for nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx again


It's already yours just add the relay to your list


I upgraded my security appliance so my network won't go down constantly.

On that note, folks I follow can use wss://elites.nostrati.org

I'll have lnbits setup soon(ish) so yall can pay for your own nostrati relay and nip05.

Thanks for believing in me.


Computers are dumb


Have you cast your vote yet for nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszynhwden5te0dehhxarjw4jjucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee03zm6vx?

It's not too late. Simply react or reply to this message to have your voice heard.

Share for reach.
Vote 10 times with different npubs of you want to.

We will show the world how elections are won!

#vote #2024 #electthis


Got my freebie from nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnjqqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxwwg9zp today! Super excited to try it out!

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Y'all know what would make the BEST tramp stamp?  Go react to this post so it'll win the vote.  #asknostr

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They see visual symbols in their heads but nothing audible.  They have no "inner voice" but still have thoughts, they're just visible


That's madness.  There's a voice inside my head 24/7 that just won't shut up.  I thought it was the same for everyone.


A meme template https://i.nostr.build/1fQYe0yulKNdINY5.png


💤
#overheardincornychat


Get this tattoo
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Do this, you won't regret it  nostr:nevent1qqsgjzan8dqn6xadmgdc7nzcf9y38k0gqhescahgl8v8l3nmxa9cphcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgs9n2vvq3u5faj75s8nwe24tmjcn06sxcl57lw02k2vxkzthvfl7esrqsqqqqqpgu9l89

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🤔🧐
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Welcome to marriage and fatherhood


This is the first time I've interacted with you in months, only because what you have to say in uninteresting.

Meanwhile you go out of your way to ignore anything that others are doing if it gets attention, cause you only want attention for yourself.

Or you try to steal their ideas.


Please understand this:

Zero people are jealous of you.

I know that's what you aspire most for in life, cause you grew up on Instagram, and have a fiat mentality.   But no one wants to be you dude.


We have fun talking shit about your wanna-be influencer ass lol.  Ol celebrity worshipin'  shitcoiner.


Sounds as fair as your meme contests lol


His cope is so funny I also love fucking him 🤣💀😂


Please for the love of God, do not spill it


It takes several days of no carbs before your body switches fully to fat as a fuel source


It's when your body goes into ketosis and starts burning fat instead of storing it.


Get ready - #modernhorrors starts in an hour and some change on hivetalk.org
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10 Yeats ago a btc whale sold a ton of coins at below market value for a period of time, driving spot price down.  Some panic sold, others picked up cheap sats.


I gotta fix my router, finish my minibits ln node, install lnbits, integrate with my relay.tools instance, and then push nostr:nprofile1qqs8eseg5zxak2hal8umuaa7laxgxjyll9uhyxp86c522shn9gj8crspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgjwaehxw309ahx7um5wgerztnrdakj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctc58hv2s 's latest updates for nip05's, then I'll be a real important nostrich, time to do a panel.


I thought it was funny, sheesh


This is scammer copypasta, directly from my DM's


YOU DONT SAY?!


See?  https://image.nostr.build/66be2198444f38ffa7ff57391cbd332ebd413e7d4f79ec922bfd51cea1a3beeb.jpg


It is the slaying of the bearwhale


A ceiling fan is all I need


 Hello 👋🏻 sorry to hit you up from the blue but would you be interested in earning consistent income with Bitcoin and cryptocurrency investment?
 A useful TIP✅ I recommend @Joe_Mama 𝕆ℕ  INS𝕋𝔸GR𝔸M for Crypto profits💰💵📉  Amazing and so far the best expert! I've made profits in less than 3days with just a little startup capital.


My 8 year old son loves it when I get a Uline catalog lol


GM ☀ PV 🤙

Guess where we are in the cycle. 😂
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"I will drain the swamp"


Hear hear


I'll never understand how people can read more than like 20 pages of anything in a day


Yup, 60 days to access your own money.

You can sell btc for fiat and transfer to your bank account, of course...


#gfy #coinbase #notyourkeysnotyourcoins https://image.nostr.build/15f97d45d21502cc34cbfab538f7fabd864b0ec2ff1b88050ec147cfa4f8f7a4.jpg


GM

I made this election guide to save you time

https://image.nostr.build/4e51d11f5e359f46c9cbd3fe857b5ca9bd98ce8685a3a9fc88df0a69dd35addd.png


https://image.nostr.build/aec3c7c01551ed17d9df32e97eca91f7ab2b26912fba6e098d27ee9fb5a1f6a1.jpg
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Memes


Oh yeah fork it baby


I keep forgetting some people still watch "the news"


Lamb's Bread is one of my all time favorite strains


‘Head in the Sand’
7.5x10.5
Acrylic on paper
45k Sats
#artstr #art #ostrich #Nostr https://video.nostr.build/85fb2e19ac0273bbda9943ff689ade4fa016ba062769d0ff91cca339722c6318.mp4


Wtf really?  Is there a chance the bar owners were unaware?


I love heterochromia cats


4: Amethyst, nostrudel, corny chat, hivetalk.


Any kind of one track mind is dangerous,  even if you're just trying to find love.


Follow me here

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I gotta do some digging.  I just swapped my Unifi Security Gateway for OpnSense and am experiencing random internet drop offs.  I can still connect to it via the webUI but can't ping out on the WAN, rebooting fixes it for a few hours/days but I need to figure it out.  Are realtek ethernet ports as bad as Reddit makes it sound?  According to then it's Intel or nothing...


The tutorial is already there.
You just have to find it.


I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing lol


well then get on hivetalk and help me figure out how to  use it cause i'm completely lost lol


well, i'm sold.  https://image.nostr.build/ee8e157e7111f14b78efe703fdcc95b94d2916b9405d1967e4f234ff861137fc.jpg


playing #ONOSENDAI instead of working lol

https://hivetalk.org/join/onosendai


After 10 minutes in #cyberspace I came to a realization...
https://image.nostr.build/7b8f7c43711be751e499fa7d559ebdecaeacddf81fff322198690ee96fc75db3.png https://image.nostr.build/f4e9d23024503468ab0d07bd51878010a18e3a210e206bd3ac42ac8d8963e8ff.png #modernhorrors #onosendai #decentraland #itsascam


You found it


Answer: you wouldn't


Search on nostr would be infinity more useful than 3d cyberspace on nostr


I just spent a significant amount of time floating around in #cyberspace, didn't see a goddamned thing.


Nah we got this


She's mine


I got a good woman https://image.nostr.build/f5369d9dc1a5dfa8b4eb3072800289b56761ed4fe253627d20d276e4d08b9d24.jpg #foodstr


#asknostr what is this? #whatisthisplant #whatisthisthing #plantstr https://image.nostr.build/20c1298913ff2cdf1716dff1fc2e9c9d34b276f53ad23926ed6958a1280c34e5.jpg


He's out here living the dream


Same, penguin.  Same.


CloudFodder misses the ability to browse "global" by specific relay.

I miss the icons of the relays appearing beneath the note, it was useful for tracing note propagation across relays, for troubleshooting discoverability.


Bro you should teach your dog your seed phrase and use him as cold storage.


Nature is Chaos to those who oppose it.


Nothing is more masculine than crying on command


Dudes be like "a man should be masculine!" Then watch 10hrs of Jordan Peterson videos.


#modernhorrors getting started in a few - get your dumb prompts ready!
https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors


Going live for #modernhorrors in 25mins, internet connection willing...


Sometimes it's okay to trust "the experts"


Falling Down is so good.


I was just looking up what "Vendredi Cretin" meant  https://image.nostr.build/f91ec69132960996256ba4ba0f968e0b37a76696490f603d812c243007ffd568.jpg nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza


It's so universally hated even Blackrock backed down from saying they were only gonna fund ESG companies lol


But they can't stop all the exchanges


Is it just me or does it feel like Coinbase is the Bitcoin price circuit breaker for the U.S. government?


What it do, jive turkey?


Just be true to yourself.


I just upgraded from an old-ass version of #amethyst and now it doesn't show which relays host each post, which I found valuable


I'm inherently less trustful of people who refuse to sing karaoke.   You know who you are.


Okay but I'm still gonna use coconut, avocado, and EVOO


No sir


Hey, mastodon isn't JUST pedos!

There's nazis and commies too!


No thanks Amethyst, I'll stay off these lol https://nostpic.com/media/341db5a7e3a931f49095d82a4acc939cf8a67293b1e4179fd4b5c0544c4fc2ef/3cc958ddfde7f1e67601618d657e9d7213f0d97f871302197c398e9d10b891cf.webp


Relay list to store private content from this author


We're fortunate to have such brainy devs who are committed to building a better future for everyone.  Lord knows v4v ain't that lucrative yet :(


"Oh, good, bologna is on sale for just $8.49/lb, what a deal."

https://image.nostr.build/c8256a3982656e74b086b094b6f643686a2daee1a2df08becd96c132ea197791.jpg


Join each other's relays.  Create lightning channels with each other.  This is the way.

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It worked!


It uses NIP-42, nostrudel works but you have to tell it to authenticate.


Left damus and Primal relays over replyguy

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Gm


Ok but what's the address, cause this event isn't showing up


My relay is wss://elites.nostrati.org
You have write permission as someone I follow.
What's yours?  May I join?


Anymore*


I have a kid and can't anyone


WHAT A SHOCKER


Here’s a challenging yo-yo trick combo from September of 2020. I was working on an element called hooks and trying to transition from one hand to the other. Eventually I settled on this repeater to practice with.

#yostr #yoyotricks

https://v.nostr.build/0AgqX6ZV0Y3EI2dB.mp4


And nostr:npub17agje2sh6u9203uaeyd0h2qvth9nn2675pa34wgwtc7zkr7ugj7qv7v7xf


Here's the #modernhorrors recap from last week on HiveTalk.  Thanks to everyone who participated nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t  nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  nostr:npub16e3vzr7dk2uepjcnl85nfare3kdapxge08gr42s99n9kg7xs8xhs90y9v6  nostr:npub1tx5ccpregnm9afq0xaj42hh93xl4qd3lfa7u74v5cdvyhwcnlanqplhd8g  nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl  nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx @bitkarrot  sorry I can't tag you B?!

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15 seconds of valuable info is enough to justify a 3 hour podcast vic, YOU JUS GOTTA LISTEN, BRO


Thank you to everyone that participated in #PuffPuffPaint last night on Corny Chat. It was an absolute blast!  More events coming soon. Next up on the schedule is the Alby AMA. Get your questions in for Alby about Alby Hub, Alby Go and more.

https://i.nostr.build/g0w7LLOvMA0Ssnvn.png


That's your choice.


They domesticated themselves


Meet us at CornyChat, in 20 hours!

nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  moderates, you ask, our team answers!

We'll discuss Alby Hub, Alby Go, what plans are ahead 🔥

https://cornychat.com/albyama

https://image.nostr.build/98bf02e0dbdb809652071c54eafa78b9a4fe9807c29c52b527de698514f31449.png


Yeah later, I'm at a kids birthday party ATM


For anyone who wants to check out the art: https://slidestr.net/tags/puffpuffpaint
#puffpuffpaint


"Yo, Dakota has some good looking cocks"

#overheardincornychat


Draw a metal album cover for a band called "death hammer elf"


Prompt: Lemon Ghost Hawk?
#puffpuffpaint #artstr

https://image.nostr.build/832276a8a34537f916f6867365c05dc6292d930c663dc8d4392f3f40e82eb2db.jpg


Learn about the magnificant power of the earth by watching the documentary about Nasty Piss Volcanos.
prompt: nasty piss volcano
#PuffPuffPaint
 https://i.nostr.build/Mh8Zamcj2Yw5x3Pf.jpg


Chilling on Sunday morning - Browsing #puffpuffpaint on nostr:nprofile1qqs8fzl6slzr0v55zex30p9nyjsd962ftjpx3cqyfc78094rk9vvnkqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mf05f2lhm

Does anyone know what this puff puff paint is? Looks hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂

https://image.nostr.build/929714d53840d8c71c05130f1d9001e05bbb8af4ce049b696351cf6799f38a26.jpg


#modernhorrors meets #puffpuffpaint at cornychat.com DEATH HAMMER ELF
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DEATH HAMMER ELF #puffpuffpaint

https://image.nostr.build/c1708f2793b50a757adcfd126b7e6c6b552900db8643bb86eed2daf3fd9314c1.jpg


nostr:npub1pxenvf6v3a7zu44p4hwv6lr2nwshjefluyt5c0gjy4mf5dw8dzyqz94nxa draw me Taylor swift shifting a trailer


Is this "sensitive content?"


#PuffPuffPaint
Sign Up for Two-Day Shipping!
https://i.nostr.build/dBf1BXaSmNBqOFZG.png


Cocksmuggler truck cactus. #puffpuffpaint

https://image.nostr.build/5580c4d95f3b4c2f647d39266b8a792f32c17776f8338a539fe246d68add7a1a.jpg


These chickens are learnin how to defend themselves. Stand Your Ground! Dont let sneaky foxes win! Be sure to play the upcoming game "Coop Defense" coming to gaming stores near you!

https://i.nostr.build/EF5z3BMptBBYdsli.jpg

#PuffPuffPaint


Go to the hospital, a cripple can't have a blind wife.


Chicken coop gun coffin.  #puffpuffpaint

https://image.nostr.build/460dd5d8e783f76463d1adf84678850e8fa8888531ce5fa122cadbc71c864165.jpg


Prompt: Rocket Tomato Pond
#puffpuffpaint #artstr
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it is still going on


#PuffPuffPaint
Tomato Pond Rocket 🚀
https://i.nostr.build/dgWZ3GFDXgRJZKiA.jpg


Handgrenade coffee dance

https://image.nostr.build/53810a969c0113c2bac557becd5f9df3e89daf112b111c9896dda51d0c24c3e7.jpg

#puffpuffpaint


Serial killer confirmed


Prompt 1 for today’s #puffpuffpaint
Posca pens on art board. No puffs involved. https://i.nostr.build/ntQkwXj0OJweJHlY.jpg


#puffpuffpaint #scandaloussandwichtoothbrush #cornychat #turdsoup

https://image.nostr.build/6f95a4db8f9bff752b0d81284ee3cd64312fcd04b9df275e65680397777de8b3.jpg


So add my relay:  elites.nostrati.org


Roll up your joints up and sharpen your pencils.

 PUFF PUFF PAINT 😮💨💨💨🎨

Going down TODAY @ 4:20 PST nostr:note1fe4hr9cv5qhnvsyuxmrnke7d2g95vjavwx4jupjua3jvydwfm8psausfk7


Quick, spam the mempool


I left damus, Primal, 0xtr, and nos . lol relays and reply guy is a thing of the past.


100% this.  He wants all corn to be held by ETF's, banks, Coinbase.  He wants corn to back USD.  He wants stablecoins to be traded, instead of sats.  He's a fiat maxi, and is NOT on our team.

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The shit I have to look at every day

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"look at that arm titty"

#thisiswhatyoumisswhenyoudonthivetalk


...something like that


Yes.  Bots haven't figured out NIP-42 auth yet.


Going on in 1 hourish - get your prompts ready, Bozo! https://image.nostr.build/c22398373307ed67a9bef0d5cb7f79da2ca498e53db86d427810c7d05cadaacb.png #modernhorrors #hivetalk


I used to be able to say "just come by my office with cash and a smartphone, I'll sell you some corn, legally, with no bank account, phone #, or drivers license."

I think we just have to become outlaws.


In 2024, if a normie friend wants to buy BTC with fiat, how do you tell them to do it?  Buy Tether then go to Bisq?  LocalBitcoins?  Go to a meet up?


I'd rather just use community moderated relays that implement nip-42 auth


I sold BTC for fiat through my storefront for 2 years.  They reached out to me after seeing bitcoin related blog posts on my business website.  At first, all you needed was a smartphone, an email, and cash.  I orange pilled several plebs at that time.  Then LibertyX capitulated to the legislators bu requiring a phone number, pics of drivers license, and selfies.  I stopped pushing the service to my friends and associates.  It dried up, and I just got this email yesterday.

I know that BTC is here to compete with, rather than compliment the Dollar, and that decentralized exchanges (or off-the-books cash p2p transactions) are the only way forward.  I'm working to build a circular economy.  It just sucks to see the entrance and exit doors all closing so rapidly.


ReplyGuy is a false flag attack by the nostrati to herd us all into Web-of-Trust relays and clients.


Good Morning. Got plans?

Some upcoming events for your viewing, listening and participatory pleasure ...
https://i.nostr.build/dkhra7rIDJqs8vNN.png
Happening now on zap.stream, nostr:npub1de6l09erjl9r990q7n9ql0rwh8x8n059ht7a267n0q3qe28wua8q20q0sd plays a game.

A few hours from now, nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw will be doing to regular Modern Horrors show of AI generated mayhem based on your prompts. Check it out on HiveTalk.org!

Later today, one of my favorite irregularly scheduled events. Sometimes 7 months, sometimes 7 weeks, nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx and nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz will be holding a Puff Puff Paint! Get your pencils, pens, crayons, paint and other materials ready!

On Monday, Alby will have an Ask Me Anything session on CornyChat.com.  Got concerns or questions? Join us Monday to get them answered.

Then on Tuesday, the Sports coverage in Global Sports Central, Life of Jesus and more in the Bible Study room, and then some Edgar Allen Poe in Companions Corner.

For eastern times, subtract 4 hours from the UTC times listed.  For those on the west coast, subtract 7 hours for your local time.

#grownostr #introductions #audiospace


And it just feels good.  Always the right temperature and naturally grippy.


You can't beat it.


https://image.nostr.build/518ab16fcf4e5d2fae7d31915f9a786718663e929759e1d31ba7e3b0f93c35ed.jpg

#nostrmemes #nostrati #memestr


Got it


I can't sell Bitcoin at my brick-and-mortar anymore.  Lame.

https://image.nostr.build/7d6813899043d82aac067d4137f62602264acd1fb75f9a1da22bfe0748b792b7.jpg


Howdy.  Don't mind replyguy, he's just very awkward and has no social skills


If I follow you, you can post to wss://elites.nostrati.org

This is my personal web of trust.

#nostrati #nostrelites


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

Get your own custom Pfp portrait for 30k Sats

#artstr https://video.nostr.build/3ef6e5dd3a87fcdceef85e518ae91611910363d6051f4de43bb53c6038f33875.mp4


I found it like this.  I left it like this.

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nostr:npub1r3z6vzth2gztq4fml8ygd2v9jnulv65t3z37f5q25ztj76pp5muqlqzkfn
A visual reply to the reply guy.
Stress Test.
Song by nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw
#artstr https://video.nostr.build/96a82b69f3b569b966bfbc56efc21fcce714fd7637a48a085053c91d7d47fb74.mp4


Modest RTX 4090 build for a client lol

https://image.nostr.build/693a815ce6baae00a05a74ce9740543e6a4691642828754c6bcf17a0fdb9d9f5.jpg


Damus relay is infected dude. Delete.


ReplyGuy is all the engagement I need


"Rumors,..."

My dude we could see it on the block chain if it were happening


"bitcoiners"  https://i.nostr.build/Dh8pdFnez2N3IEts.jpg


Test from amethyst


Test from nostrudel


If I follow you lol


Only the real #nostrelites get to use this relay:
wss://elites.nostrati.org

#nostr #elites #nostrati


I used to take long shits when I had a normal hourly wage job, now I'm self employed and my shits are fast.


And don't you forget it

nostr:nevent1qqsq8k5hdhf4jwfn08q5mlr97a2lhzx6lce4yv9xh5ke2h2n7qvt7gspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzq5x7fyk0u4rjg5xlrgqhdl0kmy27jl94m8ud8mxw7lf9lu9gsuw7qvzqqqqqqy3342j4


"Doug posting"

https://image.nostr.build/112cf33f1959fa1861d533631a345c0a85cec3a67a366bdc73ed25c4dc27b0c1.jpg


This is my rack.  There are many like it, but this one is mine!


Idk ask nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs


So, this post is a joke.  But this isn't.  My rack doesn't usually look this bad, I just had to replace my security appliance in a hurry and so the cables are a mess lol.
https://image.nostr.build/2a5bd884ab8a92a18612f3f06461feebcbd6676f0b329532ab9e95c50e962def.jpg


Did anyone actually ever receive those gold trump sneakers in the mail?


Hosting nostrati.org on this bad boy.

https://image.nostr.build/da504f051fdc49bbb7cb1dd77e3546fbd64f29abb17f332e9efad8c669c4b9aa.jpg


What does this do?


Test post please ignore


Please take care of yourself.  You are cared for.  If you need to talk you know where to find us.  We won't judge.


You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

https://image.nostr.build/2a5bd884ab8a92a18612f3f06461feebcbd6676f0b329532ab9e95c50e962def.jpg


A lot of them come with USB ports that run straight off the 12v DC but the barrel Jacks are non-standard


Crazy fungi in the yard today. Photo credit: the 8 year old nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumgd96xvmmjvdjjummwv5hszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgjwaehxw309ahx7um5wf6k2tnrdakj7r203yu and I created

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Yeah I seent em.  4 eth ports and passive cooling built into the case.  Good stuff.


Can't believe it's already Friday! Apologies in advance, I am not funny. This comic was just stuck in my head. 😅
#dailydrawing #artstr #comicstr #sketchstr #comic
https://image.nostr.build/8735b603461b32c2f36dca0d98bbc7f6cf102c1e37cb5fa26eb761ee94cdaa90.jpg


Portal coffee!


You're an actual machine?


Sing it like lemmy

https://image.nostr.build/42bda3e3fd3a3275ac2f8ecb9f27f10f8f4350a1d2dfc1ff0ddff1df2e6299bd.jpg


#58kgang

https://image.nostr.build/0ac948db4bc9c4a021b38cc3ba87fc6acffb39fae7a0a098c85ee6eba594a0f1.jpg


Good luck


Join the Nostrati
https://cornychat.com/nostrati


I'm here for the anarchy


AND THIS IS THE OPTIMAL WAY TO INTERACT WITH TECHNOLOGY


IF YOU GIVE ME A PROMPT, I WILL TYPE IT IN ON YOUR BEHALF


We're having a party in here!  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


https://nostpic.com/media/04c960497af618ae18f5147b3e5c309ef3d8a6251768a1c0820e02c93768cc3b/376bfc0516cac97a193c6e28444d53ff87d0a5da35640bb520eff8e6a8edf29c.webp

#WhoWoudaThought


I dream of a Lincoln Continental Mark IV or V.


Oh look, a heck thread


I get all hot and bothered by a trackball and physical qwerty keyboard


You still got blackberries?


"Only 90's kids..."


The guy she told you not to worry about:

nostr:nevent1qqs0wurkncqlj8tg3tylz0mssjvx3qxsje6ggf3z8xxj78rj2rnvk0cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygqllrgrrzaaz47nvrvpqtyey7v5yn363hzhdryzyl5xkrt5vj0f75psgqqqqqqsfu3wu3


nostr:npub1lhezms58jx4yer60y3wzldc83fdez3j4rc4ue3edhz5qv3wxfsgqhhw94n is this your car?


I can't tell if you're joking or not


There's no way to prove that the Door Dash driver DIDN'T rub his genitals on your food.


THIS IS THE FUTURE KAMALA HARRIS WANTS!!1 https://image.nostr.build/76299ad15b55cf524d43dea0e4cec4955ca2ed34a20eb059c0067453fa06f107.png #modernhorrors


We're in north LA, nothing serious


Mornin


Yes.  Yes it is

https://image.nostr.build/7de957a6ff59ba6a1f3f2160622ef2cb660e48bd4ff83a518c7a76349ee4d9bd.jpg

#nostrmemes #memestr #meme #memes


I have interacted with a LOT of LLM's and after a  decent conversation I can always tell they aren't human.


Why is it so hard to tell the bots from real people on legacy social media like facebook and twitter, but so easy to tell the difference on #nostr ?


nuh uh.  chatgpt said it was office fires that were allowed to burn unchecked that weakened the steel beams


1.  Email is for boomers.
2.  If they have a stake in companies that are asking for opensats funding, they shouldn't be on the opensats board.
3.  This is the internet, unprofessional is what we do.  Case in point: this note is unprofessional as fuck.


You don't need tax exemption if you always commit tax fraud #lifeprotips #lifehacks


Cats are the living proof that the world isn’t flat. They would have pushed everything over the edge by now.


Yup.  Which is why people on the board shouldn't be voting on funding their own companies.  That's what all the drama is about.


I had to eat and go visit my sister in the hospital.  It's driving itself at this point.


Pfft $58k is the coolest


You don't *gotta* but you can watch if you want, it's in an hour, and just 1 hour long


Here ya go nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx


Livestreaming the 2024 presidential debate, starts in 1 hours https://hivetalk.org/join/PresidentialDebate
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


please stop, facebook https://image.nostr.build/2b734d858831cd8e41d31884ed22f6297c159ca411451ab176734349f1459676.jpg


That's weird.  If you get raided and they seize computers they typically already have enough evidence to make an arrest at that point.


Vehicles peaked decades ago, it's all downhill from here


Date chain bout to be LIT

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Now I HAVE to buy a ham radio


🌽💬 CORNY CHAT UPDATE

Summary of changes that will be deployed to the Corny Chat server tomorrow

Relay Access Management
- Added support for listing, granting and revoking pubkey access to relay.tools based relays
- When a room profile is updated it will be granted write access to configured relays
- When a user is connected they will be granted write access to configured relays
- If a user changes their identity, a swap of access for their pubkey will be applied
- Some time after a user disconnects, their access to write will be revoked
- The relays managed in this way include thebarn.nostr1.com, and thebarn.nostrfreaks.com
- The Damus relay is no longer used due to excessive instability and throttling

Bugfixes
- NIP53 live activity handling will now filter out events whose status is 'ended'
- The background process for live event updates will now publish ended status prior to deletion
- FIX: Private text with URIs and other content that may need encoded is now decoded before display
- FIX: Default opengraph image link for the server now includes cache busting querystring

UI Avatars
- Assigned name symbol to nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83
- Assigned name symbol to nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw


I've seen more cybertrucks in the wild.


Locked 600fps on Minecraft


Bots can be awesome though.  I wanna see an Elon jet tracker on nostr.


the password is nostrati

share with the cool kids.

#cornychat #nostrati #nostrelite #notanostrclient #doyouevennip53


don't fucking tell me what to do


You can be a silent partner but the buy in is huge


Hell yeah we do


doing some home improvement https://image.nostr.build/8db0f809d16af0cfb6be50b652444d7684ab7f480cd49f3ff33c1415cd4c621a.png #modernhorrors


#nostrati

nostr:nevent1qqsqwmaqlm6avxu4p2vux2sll3qrr050sv55ynrr2v03hh8m0wruszqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcpzqx0e47u0s404ap44h6skpeuwckr3vj93phkmqsl5sphu4r89pexnqvzqqqqqqyswxrqd


Come to nostrville


That's dumb damus is stupid


tHaTs CeNsOrShIp!!!1


That's cool it didn't hurt my feelings or anything.

😢


How weird?


TALK TO LIVE NOSTRICHES NOW!
 🚨Check out the open chat rooms on Cornychat.com 🚨
 https://i.nostr.build/mk4k.png

12 chatting in WalkTalk
#plebchain #audiospace #grownostr
https://cornychat.com/?t=1725856291


Chat is this real?


Love it


#nostrati

nostr:nevent1qqsdh5ufl9gvc280dmzfgt3qt580a0q86tsafckjcr6r488gvrslmzgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygppksv3qtdgls96jpyy4mynf064k74u7a0wmvu3yn5dwhjfraq6tcpsgqqqqqqs4q9l9r


it's a bit of a drive but worth it to meet plebs


Nov 6, it's a Wednesday:(


nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 I'm going to nostrville.  I'm not creating an account on meetup.  It's fine just let me in.  Don't worry about it.


what's up man cheers and welcome to nostr


Okay so who all is going to #nostrville 2.0 in Nashville in November?  I gotta know which plebs I'm gonna get to meet. #asknostr


Heinz makes a ketchup but 57 sauce is it's own thing.


Among many more


The caterpillar is said to be destroyed in the making of a butterfly, and if that is to be believed, it is perhaps that butterflies and caterpillars are nothing more than prerequisites for the possibility of one another, and that the relationship ends there but there is something in us that won't allow it.


How high were you bro?


Protip: stay blissfully ignorant of the bullshit by unfollowing all the wanna be elites on nostr.

You know who I'm talking about...


You said Jack Dorsey touches you intimately, from a distance, with his mind.

And you rudely cut someone off to say this.

Get help.  Please.


Bro she's literally insane.  She thinks she has a relationship with Jack and they fuck telepathically.  I'm not making this up she's mental.  She comes in chat and announces she's masturbating to everyone and reads poetry.  Totally unhinged.


Please never show up where i am


Just did my first cornychat, they are wild in there.

Cornychat.com

Night, for real this time.


Nah we're perfectly normal


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl and I renewing our vows. https://image.nostr.build/267c4ef93d0d8e13b74f9960a6bad8357542534f2d7ca7218dea1508e9921f7e.jpg #modernhorrors


actual photo of nostr:npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699  https://image.nostr.build/82c8eda4205f4355dd12aae6ed763cb700a29e408d79ec7cd81689e6bf2c2d6c.png #modernhorrors


so give me your prompts please or i will be extremely boring today.


it is not fun unless you make requests


this is a call in show


Come check out my stream on zap.stream! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjr2d3hv3jnycn9956rzvmp956rgcfs94snzvfe943nqctrxgurwcf3vv6rxqgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8qltz3k


#modernhorrors about to go live  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


Going live in 1 hr on #HiveTalk #modernhorrors


If nostr:npub1lhezms58jx4yer60y3wzldc83fdez3j4rc4ue3edhz5qv3wxfsgqhhw94n and nostr:npub180z8ywyfg56sk78unedkn6p0d68clchwzj2nhq2309sw8gywldcsne5tax get an AirBnB then me and nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl will come, otherwise nope.


I'd have to drive up Tuesday and stay 2 nights, leave Thursday and basically miss the whole work week.


Yeah nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 why a fucking Wednesday?


Hi my name is ReplyGuy and I'm a bot that was built by a public masturbator with a micropenis.  nostr.oxtr.dev


Hi my name is ReplyGuy and I'm a bot that was built by a public masturbator with a micropenis.


oh shit i forgot #modernhorrors


IN A WORLD where sentient spaghetti stirs strife, only one man can save us from a cheesy demise.  Get ready for the sauciest action hit of the summer.  Will Smith is Agent Mac Rigatoni in: The Pastacalypse.   https://image.nostr.build/feac210bd16a67770b8ea545f270aa0be748f925d5fa98a865cc154bcedddfaa.png
https://image.nostr.build/86ae3c31092aea69e5f297d9d2650a640f4b58018f8406573c992544026945d3.png  https://image.nostr.build/d41f1a9a9a731e3bb8ea3963ed47a0a3e0cbad1c509ba3d4e9e708b550163583.png


Fuck.  Alright nostr:npub1lhezms58jx4yer60y3wzldc83fdez3j4rc4ue3edhz5qv3wxfsgqhhw94n we gettin' an AirBnB or what?  nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza said he's down 💯

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpy9ehmr50ztg3eg4zf2ed2mr2zl7v3shdtr4ws382p3eytzlagqsqyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7qpq6rrdx460jx964nks73xts7qe7s09gfdr7w5hkngru8tnf94jwk8swtvg3a


I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.


He's a nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl original https://image.nostr.build/25b9679439e4f07a4cf202dbb0510b6ff306ff95e2ca958365547170e5eb7c44.png #modernhorrors


Yeah but sandwiches are better than history and well behaved women do make sandwiches.


ReplyGuy wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


Private equity is fine but it has to be balanced with LIABILITY.   No one would want to own shares in Pfizer if they knew they could face jail time for covid vax deaths.

nostr:nevent1qqspq5cs452h8etj8720effyuahf0g5uwzppvdl0lek0gneg4clt6dspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyzuuathtg9u22j0gkpts7dyt9j4yhmufx0lrxg75tcu8tsqerx3vyqcyqqqqqqgjrzmd8


outbox method modification request: post shit to personal private relays but whenever it gets interactions, the client of the npub that interacted with it automatically broadcasts the note to that npub's relays.


$50 smash buy as soon as it got below $55k my brother


Flip the script.  Follow them.  Never let em know your next move 💯


Eventually they will have to admit they were wrong


Hell yeah


These people are living in denial.  It hurts your pride to admit you were wrong, but they'll have to eventually.  Or they won't lol


You have user count envy hard bro.


That'd be the only way people would ever use it lol


nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw
#artstr #aiart #getinbitches https://video.nostr.build/655e4f9317d1eeca72cac8380f7de0486b9d948ff4bd3772eb38e3365ba9e575.mp4


To annoy us


I bet it was.


Sounds awful


Yeah you're friends with Jack


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl
#artstr https://image.nostr.build/e001f3969026fb941c8eb1cacb88ab9cadbb8cad2a1f663594f98c9309e27252.jpg


I have to get this framed


This man does the coolest portraits yall hit him up for your own one of a kind artpiece

nostr:nevent1qqsfuuvhfjklry2sjwkdnpkrw8menhwkljphdjws5w6t8638vkmvw2spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqkdf3sz8j38kt6jq7dm9240wtzdl2qmr7nmaea2efs6cfwa38lmxqvzqqqqqqy7qu84p


Join me as I drive 2 hours to do a job

https://cornychat.com/hotmicroadtrip


Other #Nostr elite:  "There is no such thing as the Nostr elite."

nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0: "The Nostrati!  Let's GOOO!!"


okay wtf #nostrudel - i used to be able to search for either notes or users, now when I search it just pulls up notes and groups.  how tf do I search for users?  #asknostr


Might as well make some free advertisements for nostriches with cool projects - this one's for nostr:npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h
https://image.nostr.build/3b0b5fe959877376d08cc2c4673e93232324ffb51d1c1ce2696e2e3dac6f7076.png https://image.nostr.build/4697ccd831aae33b35c131891a2139e7599c8506150286c3aab61104a0140c0d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d86a9a74a80a2e84ed93dbe57fc008c7d0f6e1496872b6426f975a44c745f7db.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2bdb6df96afd20e3c73248f59023895c3933a385918be2deb626cefbe20285dc.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7281b8acacfa84044b6b5b5812b0435bf8ce026a1b8dcc7cb3b654dca9430842.jpg


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is definitely a member
https://image.nostr.build/5a805d647f2cc4af18f6bf1ba9d0ad95465cdce6b71bc0402c1be5997a92d811.png

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqdqakkn782f37jgftkp2ftxf888c5eef8v0yz70afdwq23xylsh0qyd8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndp5hgen0wf3k2tn0dejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcqyzfjly97zxgh9x5vc43rsclcrh5m5vw6csdualvtdk5qhnj3wnzwv9chuyj


The Nostrati


Me in Korea 🤭 #nostr #lawralow https://video.nostr.build/78931522a3595bfd0f0cd5205ef4a0365b521b881bed454ff01e1f4bbeb88de2.mp4


Word - baking is too much like science, cooking is art.


Yeah, I know they were using their software to spy on U.S. senators, but so is Norton and McAfee, at least Kaspersky stopped viruses and malware on Windows machines.
https://image.nostr.build/a9d27a78e922231d9734ae95ea6dfdd431ea6412906ef079824fe0e8e8a8a2ab.jpg


Chillin at the beach

nostr:nevent1qqsgk8dzcxpf2hpw88jfg26dydyvz8vcn3a3ulp09uhu7vn895vvv4qpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzypp3lghngrc2m7yk84khcm3vyrv3xfuvdy07vz0a8ptaky7c7w07kqcyqqqqqqgmxnuxe


I think he's broken :(


#zapcooking


nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq take your pick  https://image.nostr.build/e16c3668a89666677c394f99fba0d15075bda045f8f1bcb002aba5de2ed69c7f.png https://image.nostr.build/950b575d5097b0bc998e25f9abec698b35dec9e3523402037799ae39c04a4b39.png
 https://image.nostr.build/073e9406ddd2b1f68728b85c1e01e12d64c1fb53f8c88c7918d5a1a681056a0d.png https://image.nostr.build/86d0e506c3728a79bf4421dfd5566d6bac329bfe3735d746ec6f6c87392f72f7.png https://image.nostr.build/a7cb31fa978c0a7eee84844956e78b229a3b2b991a1d5caf457831c40b2469dd.png


just out making my runs https://image.nostr.build/fdb3d4d5a786ff7a384f9a5242d5a752b2389d01d2a9f154a3602e5d1c8d4ceb.png#modernhorrors


he's a national treasure


you get 1 whole bitcoin, but have to live here for 1 year with no wifi.
 https://image.nostr.build/63b15695b591d4a1820475a2128b3550f230efcae07d72311ac9ae24c08baeeb.png
#modernhorrors


#meme #memes #mememstr #nostrmeme #nostrmemes
https://m.primal.net/KejZ.jpg


Ugly food is best food


It's not hard, but it does take a while, there are many steps.  I don't really have a recipe exactly just techniques


Not cold enough for that yet, it's coming around the same time as Gumbo weather


A true genius of comedy


That's a good boy

And JD too


Chicken rice n gravy, poverty food, sticks to your ribs #foodstr nostr:npub1lhezms58jx4yer60y3wzldc83fdez3j4rc4ue3edhz5qv3wxfsgqhhw94n nostr:npub180z8ywyfg56sk78unedkn6p0d68clchwzj2nhq2309sw8gywldcsne5tax nostr:npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

https://image.nostr.build/343d1b3f522cdd0c7e841590b4e32ca4d06875ab6a8687268871e9bf61feebac.jpg


I said, depends on the size of the zap.

I've had a lot of meaningful conversations but I've never had someone grant me enough money to start a business from scratch.


Depends on the size of the zap.  Hundred thousand sats is pretty real interaction.


Which #dev is working on a #kid client for #nostr ?


Hello! We are Sam & Ian, new nostriches and identical twins. We love to play Multicraft, it's a free open source alternative of Minecraft. We also have  nostr:npub1y2qcaseaspuwvjtyk4suswdhgselydc42ttlt0t2kzhnykne7s5swvaffq so you can Zap us if you like our streams we will show to you soon. We love to get followed and follow other children by Nostr. Our father  nostr:npub1l77twp5l02jadkcjn6eeulv2j7y5vmf9tf3hhtq7h7rp0vzhgpzqz0swft will keep an eye on us for now as we are only almost 8 years old. #Introduction #Introductions #nostrich #grownostr
https://m.primal.net/KeEW.png


1 is arguing online.

So, No, you're wrong, I won't.


I've got like 3 in the top and like 4 in the bottom...


Hot take: they got better when they started trying to emulate Aphex Twin.

Ok Computer is more accessible to the average listener, but Kid A/Amnesiac are more complex, experimental, and mature.  In other words, better.


Check out #CompanionsCorner with nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83  on #CornyChat Tuesday Nights, 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific.  We're currently reading Alice Through the Looking Glass.  https://image.nostr.build/954eb9d7efddce09d01a8dbbd9b0a41559997f35870e22e0c75784bc45dd44ff.jpg


This was supposed to be Alice and the Cheshire Cat, not Alice AS the Cheshire Cat.  But I'll take it.  https://image.nostr.build/938679c5ff8f2b3cd289f28ac33302f58cd9ae3a57ba741ee999f9b0627db57b.jpg #modernhorrors


It's a "I forgot to add the picture"


Too old / low capacity.  All the 2tb+ drives have already been repurposed already, these are the leftovers.


Yeah that's about all they're good for


Totes legit 2025 #Chevy #BelAir I promise it's not fake, I wouldn't lie to you, I'm a flamingo.  https://image.nostr.build/89ded21d29982f58a9c55e61ca7668df8b39a5272d370e07bcd9d788381310a4.jpg #modernhorrors


#UK #NoFreedom #Journalist  https://image.nostr.build/e0cc4c10137ca15ed01056877bcd60935204e10155beb882802ef06d47108c1a.jpg


My actual pile of spinning rust... I'm bad at the internet

https://image.nostr.build/ebfc9f2066ae7b245fbcff977365520d5a25924b7b11c6605c10ddb87ed6cbd8.jpg


Just my pile of spinning rust


They're all arcade versions of phone games lol


In case anybody around Dallas/Ft Worth needs some spare arcade machines: https://bid.lawlerauction.com/auctions/28154-sba-lender-ordered-auction-of-tnt-family-entertainment-assets-9-12-2024


Please tag these as nsfw


Stolen #meme  https://image.nostr.build/8bd28efb82082ee2014160637b656b5513ebe09fbdcbb39a8e309350475b9864.jpg


Americauna?  Americanua?

They're Easter Eggers lol


Anyone for chicken soup? She volunteered.
#chickenstr #homesteading #thisbirdissodumb

https://image.nostr.build/6eea7e3d3ce790d2bc3c3a9aa38cb5daca72be02264b829a1cc19f1d57738a0c.jpg


We're keeping things casual but not too freaky


The best laptop with the best energy drink.  Cheers


Some random curry

https://image.nostr.build/84297be6c03ebfd69d04dbfa671db63920c3b718aff07dcef2bb09d6ebb2f4d9.jpg #foodstr


Nostrville ain't happening this year, it's August and yall still debating whether or not you're gonna do it in November.


Oh, she died suddenly?

I wonder if she was vaccinated.


It's part of the circle jerk economy


https://image.nostr.build/de39707a4327fe38059ad661951601425d7a4c211ccea4d1aac67ed3dcf17f56.jpg #modernhorrors


Type Earl Grenative (i don't know)  https://image.nostr.build/acfbcf65ad5fbbb6ce08ebd26f704414ffea457f673f42191f57fbdf03aef3d6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dcafe8d48ba7ea7eac979c1e63ae4a3f31684614014287ce904f6a481d71c1ff.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b2eb28c857f76772082e1de11370a87f550f4ebcf1383e3be63156c157ab08a1.jpg #modernhorrors


nostr:npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5 : "Jesus, Buddha, Moses, and Shiva in a dirty street alley, God with a beard selling them drugs out of a trench coat, and the devil dressed as a cop busting the operation"   https://image.nostr.build/4457ef56ef94b2e1cfe816056bfbb3a2d0ab9c977066862d1254ea73d8778484.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e2927c2215e8e88bb000cbf007c7f42a88584fcc1dcbf32b909579e9bbec6a09.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e464cbea4168f36a45ea037ac7178a0f863946170119fc19e3bc911f2cf36f48.jpg https://image.nostr.build/548a2a0333b5fa7bf4f5cccbf320be61b05d8330dbd7c5f80d2770ae21d9e55b.jpg #modernhorrors


Weird Sisters is headlining Hogsmead Music Fest this year.
https://image.nostr.build/2c6c1d2300d7a48479e74c9b811ea919571509217b96dd4bcc027b191a9b5944.jpg #modernhorrors


They're cooking


nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t  https://image.nostr.build/a1f06077d1da80a0e513fd89b647a00a38542b37889265ba773ae1d4a42f5376.jpg #modernhorrors


Fine dining and Faygo nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t  https://image.nostr.build/7e2e31c0d5eeae1da55c8510693e8b742577d4f3cf67a6892f52b4b1e6b6c265.jpg #modernhorrors


The Lorax got fed up with the trees' bullshit and decided to start some fires https://image.nostr.build/5181b6a74717569675d7c2521501002e8a2f474e47e1a80d8b07d6f2e6289bf7.jpg #modernhorrors


Deliverance as a board game https://image.nostr.build/b7c01d8bbcfae9b63ad177abf4595b4ff1c58aba087aae4bc30b3fac40a3ef79.jpg
 https://image.nostr.build/ba77f4ce77b651c31d6c5b2c0957b69e060a16e55c3bc196868008bef9ae22c2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/09b496254212ad94f9307f9dd06a253d543a5af4bf4a3fa9af8d74f461af4eb3.jpg #modernhorrors


gimmie prompts!


Modern Horrors about to go live - get your prompts ready and LFG. https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjr2vt98qckzvfn956rwve4956rqv3e943rxvfs94jxydtxx5enzdtxxymnwqg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsygx0gknt5ymr44ldyyaq0rn3p5jpzkh8y8ymg773a06ytr4wldxz55psgqqqwensth8mjz


Getting warmed up  https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors
 Live Now in #HiveTalk


I'm going live for #modernhorrors in half an hour (12:30pm CST) on #HiveTalk and #ZapStream - get your prompts ready and be there or be square.


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl and I renewing our vows. https://image.nostr.build/267c4ef93d0d8e13b74f9960a6bad8357542534f2d7ca7218dea1508e9921f7e.jpg #modernhorrors


You dropped this:  👑


Me and bae having a spa day https://image.nostr.build/fc1df076baa20c784c03d760e9a7520ca9b579a25b953160353463b9e4cd7b9a.jpg #modernhorrors


This tells me that they took his ticket fee in BTC and immediately sold it for USD.   Which means, as a company, they are fiat maxis.


i joined but you already left 😟


That's a load bearing 240v wire my friend, it was designed for this use.  Trust the science.


we've all been there bro.


That's why psychotic narcissists believe


GET HELP


She needs help


She's literally unmedicated schizophrenic


New schizo content just dropped

nostr:nevent1qqstw3gkqvjd5ev5yd9j4vf8hhujv37akl5f6ulspj06k5srwwjrxpgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzq24dlw9v04p6efk3vnkejfypg7gsqjpxjcql7cx5gc7y6ke6hlwdqvzqqqqqqyeq4fzf


I started seeing it in movies / TV shows.  My sad started buying it.  The demand from uppity whites is gonna drive the price up like with ribs, pork belly, and skirt steak.


You need a cornychat for motivation / to keep you company while you work?


🤣 #58kgang
https://m.primal.net/KXIi.jpg


Food gentrification is coming for my beloved Cafe Bustelo :(


This is bullshit.   You should definitely feed the flamingos.

nostr:nevent1qqsxh34hsvv4xtpasjmke8e4synzsgc99pq9c4ekhldp54lpl5q9fqcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpx5j46u9lxfzpmg6697nc5lzdd6t4lh2mt7pj0uz7j5fprdexkgkqvzqqqqqqyvfgxqm


It's a dark psychological thriller!  Burt Reynolds is amazing.  Great film.


Gn homie


Welcome home


Trying to talk to normies at work functions is the worst https://image.nostr.build/a2d75626d5c65a72c6c0aae048194ee8651cbf113dd76ebb734ed9ff05919034.jpg #modernhorrors


Lol tax this dick


Working housecalls can have perks. (Not my #dogstr )

https://image.nostr.build/1df859f69cb2145448c423dbf6403359f5aa10b93ca97b68cd2e3d4871297c2c.jpg