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Corny News : Digest for ~5th of March to the 11th, 2024

Headline or summary of the news item discussed and where possible, a nostr link to the source!

🟠🟠🟠 Nostr, Lightning, Bitcoin 🟠🟠🟠

Bitcoin has reached a new intraday all time high of 72850.20 USDs. The 70s DISCO PARTY HAS BEGUN!!! 🎉🪩🥳

🟠 Bitcoin reached a new intraday all time high in US Dollar terms. As of this note the all time high is now at $72850.20, recorded on the 11th of March 2024. The 70s DISCO PARTY HAS BEGUN!!! 🎉🪩🥳

🟠 NEW1 shares an article that Arkham makes the claim that they've identified Tesla, SpaceX Bitcoin Wallets

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphc2akfdluqdflld5t6vmzxevlw9w664f9qqhy40hx9yrx4qdeh4qythwumn8ghj7um9v9exx6pwdehhxtn5dajxz7f0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehw6r9wfjjucm0d5hsqgp6hxhke4tye93kpajlmgf7rpmr35p8yguc37uzcydyt60ple99lc6ylfs4

🟠 hodlbod notes that he's opening up his calendar for anyone interested in white labeled coracle for their community or enterprise

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp978pfzrv6n9xhq5tvenl9e74pklmskh4xw6vxxyp3j8qkke3cezqyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhhxetpwf3kstnwdaejuar0v3shjtcqyr64vghzxwjh42t36mefxrlf09tewafwxxdhcttcvcefxfungsdl7spsx2e

🟠 Vic has published recent code changes for Corny Chat and mirrored to github. The update will be rolled out to the Corny Chat server this Wednesday to add support for scheduled events, user customized stickies, improvements to the slides on mobile, owner and moderator controls for room settings and more. 🌽💬

🟠 Derek Ross shares some info about the nostr plebs. They've had over 5000 new registrations since December making them one of the most successful nostr based businesses. 🎉

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq0mhp4ja8fmy48zuk5p6uy37vtk8tx9dqdwcxm32sy8nsaa8gkeyqyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qpq4qpatq4j256dlegss7kv4xak60apshwckjh82kyx0zfwqpznugvqhnlxkc

🟠 Kajoozie reports that there is a new Bitcoin meetup in Shreveport, LA set for post Halving.

https://www.flockstr.com/event/naddr1qqyrgvmzvcekgc3eqy8hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddaksygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqq0jes0q2yfp

🟠 Austin reports that Strike servers appear to be broken, down, purchases not available. As a follow up, Frank notes that Strike made a post about 3 hours ago on X, announcing Strike is now available in Hawaii.  By the end of the news segment, Strike was reported back up and operational by Austin.

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp382htsmu08k277ps40wqhnfm60st89h5pvjyutghq9cjasuh38qqyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhhxetpwf3kstnwdaejuar0v3shjtcqyqxgn2kd3mwffyrk375lq7hrzq2t093c4z0zcqdpkhv0m5wvnqug6d7vlu9

🟠 Frank reports Microstrategy bought more bitcoin bringing their total to over 205,000 BTC.  And Bitcoin has overtaken the Swiss franc to be the 13th largest currency in the world.

🟠 Puzzles and ChrisO note that as the price of Bitcoin goes up, the scams do to. Be very cautious about such offerings as super discounted Bitcoin miners. Buy from reputable and authorized dealers only. (avoid Antminertech. It is a scam company!!!)

🟠 Bevo makes note of the price rise for nostr.build last year and then the recent fiat price rise in Bitcoin. He reached out to nostr.build to ask some of the hard questions about what they will do. They were grateful for the feedback and was a good conversation. May want to wait on renewing subscription till they publish what any new account levels.

🟠 Frank says Canadian bitcoin miner named Bitfarms miner purchased 51908 more ASIC miners, expecting delivery this year of several S21s including hydros, to yield them around 3 percent of the processing capacity of the Bitcoin network

🟢🟢🟢 COOL STUFF 🟢🟢🟢

🟢 Eshara shared a useful spreadsheet on google where people can sort out what #tanelhasnt done and what they think tanel should do

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp93ydys2557lv6zw3cu0qfqswsxljy5t0mwxj6f2t0zlw38vrmtvqqsrkkuw7wp8jf7tgg9pusmaf7a5eeyj275v3njqkrehdk8nyede3as0mkpjl

🟢 Tanel greets everyone with a good morning, and good chance that he did smell the roses

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqhzs3s60tzrxa3e5r2h3pnq675hfyv4mn7zeeqgref0v724f80mcqyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qpqxu7amaydtgwn4msfg30uhhqp8gek4e6zlz6j5tccynsy977qx2ws6ryugl

🟢 Vic shares an article about a Leprechaun themed haunted house for St Patricks celebrations.  Also, Vic notes that he watched the Leprechaun movie for the first time. I bet #tanelhasnt

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqgd5rygzm28upw5sfp9wey6t74dh408htmkm8yfyart4ujglgxj7qyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsqgr6vhd0yetz2cjsg76panm5rsxer3gk60ts3rffrrgk95ykanc0yu6pz6r9

🟢 Vic shares an article from the Onion about Daylight Savings Time

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqgd5rygzm28upw5sfp9wey6t74dh408htmkm8yfyart4ujglgxj7qyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsqg9zejwe2v5nq7mu3a0kv77cyrmm9hnem05dam92g22nlsvuzreu5c25u65g

🟢 New1 shares a link about a new ballpark to be built in Vegas in place of the Tropicana.

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphc2akfdluqdflld5t6vmzxevlw9w664f9qqhy40hx9yrx4qdeh4qythwumn8ghj7um9v9exx6pwdehhxtn5dajxz7f0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehw6r9wfjjucm0d5hsqgx5dl8tae58u0k6eq034vsjak7xmd2xdzsc9w4fwfwzkz7x9eu63vexkrp7

🔵🔵🔵 TECH NEWS 🔵🔵🔵

🔵 lucas shares Neat infographic to help you conceptualize boot order of #Linux. Vic uploads a version to Nostr.Build available here https://v.nostr.build/7GBB3.mp4 for those that missed it on the original post

🔵 Frank makes note of a USB drive with different operating systems named Ventoy which is cool for testing out.  https://ventoy.net

🔵 Vic shares an article about a recent discovery in how to multiply large matrices faster by removing an inefficiency that may accelerate some AI models.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/03/matrix-multiplication-breakthrough-could-lead-to-faster-more-efficient-ai-models/

🔵 Brian Krebs reports on the Incognito Darknet Market performing an exit scam and extoring buyers and sellers to delete their data before dumping it in May.

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqxj6ckehnpx9udapr0y3gq56s8cz2vnw572se9r4mx3lyxjffj6kqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qqsv2f7jc4zp48rmxmlffp726g76r5e3gy5aqlmaq2s726gucnpy5sg2ytt93

🔵 New1 makes note of Reddit doing their IPO, and announced they'd give special access to top users on their platform. People need to be mindful of potential scams around announcements like this from entities that cannot be verified. Do not FOMO into "opportunities" like this unless you DYOR and know you're dealing with proper entities.

🔵 Frank reports that a website is making available a service that you can upload a picture, and have matching photos and information about them returned. This represents a privacy concern

🌎 As we transition to clown world, NEW1 shares an article about the US wanting to impose KYC on cloud services and AI training

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphc2akfdluqdflld5t6vmzxevlw9w664f9qqhy40hx9yrx4qdeh4qythwumn8ghj7um9v9exx6pwdehhxtn5dajxz7f0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehw6r9wfjjucm0d5hsqg9pte3vj84k92m5vqld8cdjq38fz3sah32n6nypkx2pdqx6a2g90uaxdl3j

🤡🤡🤡 GEOPOLITICS & CLOWN WORLD 🤡🤡🤡

🌎 Vic shares that Canadians will get a slight reprieve as the beer tax increase that was set for April 1 is capped at 2 percent

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqgd5rygzm28upw5sfp9wey6t74dh408htmkm8yfyart4ujglgxj7qyt8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetjv4kxz7fwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsqgr0lz39hjp2elvcmmcxsrr9vcp732x9fymzewteqrxfqdghqk0xsvnkust2

🌍 New1 shares an article from MSN regarding NY Community Bank, to receive a 1 Billion dollar investment

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphc2akfdluqdflld5t6vmzxevlw9w664f9qqhy40hx9yrx4qdeh4qythwumn8ghj7um9v9exx6pwdehhxtn5dajxz7f0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehw6r9wfjjucm0d5hsqg9mzszm5mp8zgrpqnmuhwmryq8av7apekfseqa3y8jfjzpx4eruj58pp7j9

Expecting to hear about more regional banks now that the Fed will stop issuing new loans for the Bank Term Funding Program as of today.

🌍 New1 shares an article from MSN that Sweden is officially joining NATO, ending decades of post WWII neutrality

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphc2akfdluqdflld5t6vmzxevlw9w664f9qqhy40hx9yrx4qdeh4qythwumn8ghj7um9v9exx6pwdehhxtn5dajxz7f0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehw6r9wfjjucm0d5hsqgyhwt9lhsa9ql2xl25ryq40qzmvd0r5s3fpqawx2zxtsyq2xa2kxvyvwe3z

🌎 Bevo shares information about a lawsuit NVIDIA is facing regarding copyright and AI

https://www.reuters.com/technology/nvidia-is-sued-by-authors-over-ai-use-copyrighted-works-2024-03-10/

🌎 Frank shares information about the Boeing whistleblower John Bennet who after 3rd day of depositions committed suicide.  Recently a wheel fell off one of the planes at SFO.  Bevo indicates there was pilot error for the crumpling landing gear.

🌎 Chriso makes note of recent ruling in Alabama district court that the Corporate Transparency Act is unconstitutional. The injunction granted is limited to the plaintiffs in that case.  This relates to newly established filing requirements by FinCen for Beneficial Ownership Information. Companies established prior to 2024 have until Jan 1 2025 to file initial BOI report. Those created in 2024 will have 90 calendar days to file. Those created on or after January 1, 2025 will have 30 days to file.

https://www.proskauer.com/blog/us-district-court-in-alabama-finds-the-corporate-transparency-act-unconstitutional

https://www.journalofaccountancy.com/news/2024/mar/federal-court-holds-corporate-transparency-act-unconstitutional.html

https://www.fincen.gov/boi-faqs

🌎 New1 notes the Facebook, Threads, Instagram (Meta as a whole) had problems last week with a several hours long outage that occurred on the US Super Tuesday voting day.  Meta has apologized for the outage but has not elaborated on what exactly caused the server outages.

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Join us weekly on Monday's at 8PM Eastern in Corny Chat to discuss the news!

Found something you think should be included in this list for the weekly news round up ? Tag your post with #cornynews so we can find it quickly!


Hey if y'all live in or around the Ark-La-Tex, we're having a meet up in Shreveport, LA - check it out!

naddr1qqyrgvmzvcekgc3eqgsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcrqsqqql9nevqy7k


Let's have a meet up!

With the recent Bitcoin price surge, Bitcoin is gaining attention, OG's are sitting pretty and newbies are asking questions. Shreveport-Bossier is ripe for Bitcoin adoption and development, and there are more than enough of us to support a proper local meet up.

Since this will be our first meet up it will be very informal. No-coiners are welcome to show up and ask questions in a friendly environment. If you have something to sell for Bitcoin feel free to bring it (no food or beverages please) or if your company accepts Bitcoin you can bring promotional materials.

Come to Marilynn's Place, Sat. April 27 at 6pm. Family friendly, pet friendly, order food or alcohol if you wish, free sodas will be provided, let's sit outside and talk Bitcoin!
Invite your friends who are on the fence. This may help them see the light!

Shreveport - Bossier City Bitcoin Meetup

Marilynn's Place, 4041 Fern Ave, Shreveport, LA 71105, USA


Got 2 messages from normie friends about buying corn today.  It's FOMO season.  Hope your bags are already full.


nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw  nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl😂 😂 😂 https://m.primal.net/HjdL.png


It’s happening. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8c695ee681f65ae2e07f5ac90a9f97d5bcdd70f74dee8004625979b2a7346941.png


2 more weeks®


BTC is $72k we can all quit our jobs now


#Bevonomics strikes again!!!

nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1jv3tmy30yrr0ek0fzdz5wfanh0pdp947fqgewyz44qndmg75ev9sz7lakg nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5


Bitcoin:  it's JUST money.


https://image.nostr.build/531f2202c9cf1d570600ab85ba96e0994a37062ae7d8bbc011e0dd8eb9ac17d3.jpg

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx  nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw  nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9  nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r

This is the hottest Mario I've ever seen....

#modernhorrors


Don't tell me what to do


Maybe but he's bigger and has shorter hair than other jack Russell terriers I know


What kind of dog is this? #dogstr

https://image.nostr.build/ac1d7554797379187786d347e130bac3e7f4f5988c6f6a89facadae7aa0b355e.jpg


for nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl  #modernhorrors
https://image.nostr.build/68f740cd5e23bf7aa423ea0710c722d7f52d4510e32ebef630d6ee5e09fd2a73.jpg


After the drag show this weekend went back to Mario's crib for some cocktails in his jacuzzi #modernhorrors

https://image.nostr.build/ecac439ab6b0a84430bce9414a9c08a47ca3bbc15fc08a68adaf4c3809f12e5c.jpg


#modernhorrors

https://image.nostr.build/61767b4a7345e9f413fdd0f6f18d66acb7e85d04fe928eb15f9624dadf56b952.jpg


More pics from this weekend #modernhorrors

https://image.nostr.build/f21bfbeb76c2ca785c17acb153da0ab7ffc579b8eb1d1c152a288f94bdb563c4.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/be681e2153a31bf47b2833bf0b54a52d1c207ba436298907be1fc5d889f8b77b.jpg


Before we start the weekly recap?


Anybody have anymore prompts?


Had fun at the drag show this weekend #modernhorrors
 https://image.nostr.build/912580d32eb15eef679e633eddadb924278b46f04e74822c179a8bedf20b475a.jpg


the fun never ends #modernhorrors https://image.nostr.build/a591dc8ec6b8007f97a86f01b887c361ee99a2f60665dc1e3808c495b3702c3c.jpg


cooking hash browns on a bitcoin asic miner!  #modernhorrors

 https://image.nostr.build/a41c9834d37ea22641ce66c2d106a02404697fd001446be127da0c6923039656.jpg


#modernhorrors

 https://image.nostr.build/d866de8a0aed56b43e4df78cadc50a2e9d0e9f7dded99900fef7fd4b4b2e9935.jpg

 https://image.nostr.build/8e41a1007b65ace3eb3c1bf76382301c592d31e45a48de240aa81dfbf27fce2e.jpg


Hey buddy, you lookin' to get your pipes cleared?

#modernhorrors

https://image.nostr.build/16d2f0dd63e0d247aa2a692cc9d640baad934a63becc4e10b0634278e592b22b.jpg


come help me make stupid ai pictures https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


Just look at this insanity:  https://nostrudel.ninja/#/u/npub1f9kn3a5cv4fsq2x86gfrznfuumtqtu6j3fkyqg9qvlymt0zflvfsn3v9fa/muted-by


I'm still searching for the nostrich with the longest "muted by" list.  So far the record is held by nostr:npub1f9kn3a5cv4fsq2x86gfrznfuumtqtu6j3fkyqg9qvlymt0zflvfsn3v9fa  - formerly known as "Main Volume"

nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t  your list is puny in comparison - you've got some catching up to do.


Frankie is an international treasure.  We must protect him at all costs.


Is Jack here with us in the room now?


We need the ability to create and deploy algorithms.


Meh, they're mostly bot accounts anyway.

I think that if less than 50% of the population turns out to vote then we should just have no president at all.


This is what they want ruling society:

https://image.nostr.build/5f4bf3f465a5b21f07289384096b5580f836a52d20de583bb6cafc2ffa555b06.png

 https://image.nostr.build/7ebdb8508129c986c469ee127555a9811d8cd5a694dcaab8cfb6683c5574d3f9.png


It's awful sus their sudden change of tune.


This was YouTube at its peak

https://archive.org/details/youtube-bTwkM7gpx5E


"Turn your bitcoin on, big boy, I need to warm up"


For all you married folks out there, got to love it when you get these texts. She keeps this up, she might just get an S19 for Mother’s Day😂😂😂😂
nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5 https://image.nostr.build/f6e76ce2a5607eae0db947ad59452f35467f59a6e0e3f86d27ab973ca83dc804.jpg


Fiat foods yo, seed oils and corn syrup are cheaper than water.


It is a cult, but some cults go mainstream


What format are proxmox VM's?

Possible to export to another hypervisor?

I've used VMWare and it supports many formats. Worth a shot.


Fiat maxies be like "The US Dollar will never be obsolete!"

https://image.nostr.build/e3a2358f39d74b15060ba7d73da17a50a96ef577618dcc06bbbf15d1b92acb81.png


You'd think he'd be happy about this


#Wordle 992 4/6

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⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
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Sometimes...

Just sometimes...

I don't feel like talking about Bitcoin.


Fellas: If she asks "do you wanna see my succulents?" Don't fall for it.  She's just talking about plants.


"Ages 4+" is my favorite part.  Try that with PayPal.


Some of my conversations with an UHNWI. At least I tried…

Study #bitcoin 🧡 https://image.nostr.build/841b0dbb174a8dd04922abaa0cb27d90fefacb159d6351ec4349c6bcc65c9f73.jpg


archive.org man, what a service to humanity.


You best believe they're coming for it.


I still think we won't see ATH til after the halvening


Sexy


https://image.nostr.build/e4815304024ab02023051a604986093c983a45858d05b75c94bd60e5a06feb74.jpg
#smashthestate #meme #memestr


Boosting this every day until someone else thinks it's funny

nostr:nevent1qqsrc5gmepd5xvcl5vkvcczergafjvlm4cw2rdcn9mdujt5wvp8fduqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqg0z6g9m


Cause the service is only down for plebs, not important people.


They told me not to buy eth


Funds are saifu


nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx 5% Pump Monday Morning bitches


Wacky sacky and punta vidya, pleeebs


Full grown men in “Cornychat” about to “meme battle”

Welcome to Nostr. 😂🫶🏻


And LightX


I was there.

https://image.nostr.build/56ac8242c36d49bf1ca276a208e75969a53c4f20e533fb3521cebba82acbc142.jpg


What, like Stephen King books?


You think Frank is sweet?!


Come chat with me

https://cornychat.com/mainchat


Forging documents is hard work, but it's honest work.

Best I could do, nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza

https://image.nostr.build/6829269dab72adce2df92cd339216735513ae60f6b8c67b8cdb75d77a9e75368.jpg


Giddyap!  nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza in the stands eatin' nachos and betting 10,000 sats he can't last 8 seconds.

https://image.nostr.build/73e2b3cbfc039d336ee817f50bc0fa42b98bbcbf06027a731d2e6396cd923307.jpg


The battle of the century rages on.

https://image.nostr.build/4764684d0dfadb208b415501f37708413e6841113fc0bad9acc45ede6a98b544.jpg


I got Puzzle's and Frank's pfp's


gimmie a prompt vic


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzdes8y6rqdp58qesygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwens229s66

nostr:naddr1qq9rzdes8y6rqdp58qesygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwens229s66


go to cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace to voice chat


howdy y'all


It sucks being in a position where all my peers in the MSP / IT Consulting industry use and sell products that I am morally opposed to.  I'm still trying to find the balance where I can offer good products and services to my clients while offering them an alternative to the closed source proprietary ecosystem that most businesses rely on.  I can certainly make more money reselling Microsoft 365 than setting up Mailcow and Nextcloud.  And it takes less maintenance.  But Microsoft is evil.  Is anyone else in the position?  Do y'all ever sit your clients down and explain the difference between industry standard tech and it's FOSS alternatives?  Help a brother out!  #asknostr


nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2's final words were, "Fuck you, nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx"


RIP in peace


Come chat

https://cornychat.com/mainchat


Called him a cunt then forgot his last name, damn man...


I love a meme with a happy ending


It's 8:00pm


NYK,NYC


Invite them to The Casine


The Casine is now closed.  Thank you for your patronage.  One complimentary buffet for all attendees.

nostr:nevent1qqsw3dn5hf24pq83xnvechhez6qknv6zxg98fgxyk458g7vd3jrt3rspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqgr4eefx


Never give it up.  Never let it go.


Disagree


You finna node it up?


What are you, Pennywise?


She had a lot of npubs, probably just fell into another


The Casine is now taking bets.
#lacasina #thecasine #369damnshefine #franksdirtyundies #addictedtogamble
https://cornychat.com/lacasina


Casine in 30ish minutes

#thecasine #lacasina

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


Damn you weren't specific enough


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl 's and my rings.

nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5

https://image.nostr.build/fc425b05b25be662852b2be0fe4fcdc8f353d3b01928e69caf10b721ebb50eee.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/6b80f0cf607cce5379cad088a0b2fb49b94384324bd647f75259876d2515b78a.jpg


It's a Ruger LC9

https://image.nostr.build/652639ae4828b01559170d2c728bc3a24d778f7808d89a43e9fb556b46e33138.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/5fab3fd4966e0e8c57355d36fc82d8a2c1ba64bb19e5a05c8b8a0c23bb0341ee.jpg


nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t I gots big hanz #gunstr

https://image.nostr.build/ed58ad444d74015f03406d3cd4ea3c44e8b5df4bd461f6f6fc195f89af85c44c.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/570d17a2440c2c2bc719a5b176cb6cbca2f365b653e7148424fe3c395f31e322.jpg


Found you nostr:npub15xrkclavxg8hum6n4snftu9a5q66as2jm677wzznvppkem986uvsxw0u3l


I’m not sure all ancaps would agree they are a political movement. Many would say they are antipolitical because their wish is to do away with the state, not co-opt its power. Maybe this is splitting hairs; regardless, the purpose is to do away with the state or make it irrelevant to yourself or your community, not necessarily through voting.

Attempting to get votes is meaningless if you don’t actually change a local critical mass of hearts and minds.
All efforts to remove a structure like the state fail if there aren’t parallel systems.
Most ancaps I know focus more on these two strategies, anyway, whether or not they touch political means.
Ones like me only see parties and politics as useful insofar as they get ideas in front of large amounts of people who are listening, like during election seasons. There’s no actual expectation that there will be enough votes to win an election, only that someone will hear and think.


Dang, how'd you piss off Adam Back?


ON NO!

Anyway


nostr:npub19kv32nhqh3cup05fyk829w0xe8fvrkpz2my2uqscsnvce9dkunqqjejjwn  has been through 3 separate cycles at this point, he oughta know better by now lol.


IDC who follows you.  Lemmie see those "Muted By" lists!
 https://image.nostr.build/7a214ab20ae745774207b76c7d1b1169b68e421dae169fd9a812ffe39ad85433.png


OOOOO!!!  NO DELET ON NOSTR!!!


Uh, by the quart?


For my business we run Libre Office, Mailcow, FreePBX, and a self hosted Wordpress site for visibility.  And I spend too much time keeping it all running.  They want turn-key solutions with very little maintenance.  And they don't mind giving money to an evil empire like Microsoft every month.  I do at least try to inform them of the benefits of running FOSS software, but very few want to make the switch.


Basically all small businesses still rely on email.  Hell, some still use fax machines...


I use Mailcow for email internally but I wouldn't resell it to customers because of all the integration features of O365


Nextcloud is great for file sharing but it doesn't have the email features of hosted exchange.


Give 'em hell, boys.


This was nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz 's approach with nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl waited til I was already hooked...

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqs8v7kd4vqycz04ycvypkxwe65jlwmdly5d95qufkjl2ylp6dwv0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcqyqw4rht3uqw0kdw3avmguhqgr5ky7kvlgr80u234t69m68uxsuzgx66h2aa


My business resells Microsoft Office 365 products (yeah, I know, but there are no FOSS systems with comparable feature sets for businesses...)

One problem we ran into a lot was that if a customer already had Office 365 through GoDaddy, we would have to basically delete their whole organization and manually import all users, emails, and settings from the GoDaddy managed O365 to ours.  The reason for this is that when a company buys MS O365 products through them, GoDaddy sets it up as a Federated domain.  This means that GoDaddy and GoDaddy alone gets to manage the MS O365 tenet, you cannot transfer it out, and if you cancel service with GoDaddy, they delete your account and all your data.

Then I found this guide: https://tminus365.com/defederating-godaddy-365/

I just used it to successfully de-federate my first GoDaddy account, retaining all my customer's emails, files, and Active Directory (ahem, Entra ID) information.

Screw you, GoDaddy!


It is Thursday my dudes.

#iykyk
#thecasine
#lacasina


Still waiting on that bcash pump lol


Bro btc is rising too fast, now we're $69k gang


We're proud to announce the long awaited whitepaper for our innovative TIDES payout system. This can be implemented by any pool and sets a new standard for transparency and fidelity for miners wishing to verify their rewards.

ocean.xyz/docs/tides


It's the rock that slew Goliath


Second best flea market find today.

#cornstr #cornychat

https://image.nostr.build/aec920cc0964ca6ae1b19ce9a7e1bfe655e80ff4a963d21eb507704ce358d4fc.jpg


Come and get your #corn at #cornychat

#cornstr nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza https://image.nostr.build/063b02a12b58b8f26ba8c590b848984b34eeb3fe78c6ba20d1fe11a6c962e552.jpg


Don't buy an Intel Arc GPU.  That's all.


Reddit is doing an IPO, in case anyone wants to lose a bunch of money lol
 https://image.nostr.build/0460b93608fc2190b049f028ed8884ba880d470060582c00abbb98f879cfb4f6.jpg


It's not a party til someone does a body shot off nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 's happy trail.


Well, to answer 2 of them: I don't believe he had a warrant.  But it looks like he is getting enough fiber in his diet.


Screw you taxpayer!

https://m.primal.net/HfzG.mp4


https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/14c0df513a96a315639df36e65fcda0520c090da1d9c6ff60485165c15add08f.mp4

#Bitcoin


...yikes


She's not a scammer, she's schizophrenic


Yeah I wonder what 2021 would have looked like without all the exchanges going under and the looming threat of Coronavirus in every news outlet.


This bull run is kicking off earlier than expected.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aIZrrqGuOFwAAAAd/hold-on-to-your-butts-jurrasic-park.gif


That Saiga is in .308


another Savage Whit account?


Word, I had no idea


Bro why tf did someone zap you 100k sats for quoting someone else's picture of a drink?  Don't they know you're a billionaire?  Smdh...


I wouldn't have derailed the dinner conversation but would have offered to explain it to her over coffee some time if she was genuinely curious.


Just rub it in poor puzzles' face then, geeze...


Go to cornychat.com for a good time, stay because nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza hacked your laptop and now that’s the only thing it does and it won’t turn off either or mute and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx will stop at nothing to antagonize nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is there for a laugh nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 is nowhere to be found nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83 will read you a story to calm the fuck down nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw will make you regret your AI prompt nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl will brb apparently nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 can’t be trusted (leprechaun) but you won’t regret trusting him if you know what I mean who else do I know nostr:npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5 did you do your homework? nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz just wants to talk about your node all the time nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a is a commie bastard nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex is never there nostr:npub16as8gepztj9tvyx6n9y4h3cv3gaytgpl3g32jhcxlj6mcss72uaqjwg2tf sup GM hru nostr:npub15dg963ct3r2mzgpdmnk4xtvyd82en9eq2t0v92fqvyve8jj6pesqleq7gf drinks salt water from the wrong ocean because she doesn’t know any better

And

This is my hellthread now guys, #welcometohellthread


## News Summary from Corny Chat for Week 9 of 2024 ##

===============
Nostr, Lightning, Bitcoin
===============

Ryan Breen, the developer of Nostore a nostr extension for iOS for Apple posted a note that he renewed his developer account to keep Nostore on the App Store for another year. He indicates he's not a heavy Nostr user and is looking for anyone interested in forking it at some point.

https://i.nostr.build/QZlv.png

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq2zafj39e03qnqe259dyh9p48wrh5tlxcwu5mms6fj9uxemsxpxmqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wfjkccte9e3k7mf0qqsdlmdaukqypsp4fjkhareag0x3uv2cjpy33ugjrh4j55t7txdw2yc8uaypg
ryan: nostr:npub19pw5egjuhcsfsv42zkjtjs6nhpm69lnv8w2dacdyez7rvacrqnds6xjtwk
nostore: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/nostore/id1666553677

---

After the conclusion of the reading of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland mid month, last week the group started Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and got through Chapter 2.  Join in this Tuesday in Companion's Corner on Corny Chat to pick up with Chapter 3.  We'll be assembling to start around 10 PM Eastern time!

https://i.nostr.build/Pv85.png

https://cornychat.com/companionscorner

companion: nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83

---

Calle shows off eNuts auto swapping to a default mint.

https://i.nostr.build/BMYD.png

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq5xeflpdskqvdq4swxj59793uvdzqzc9pzatjk3nhmcg2h0js8trqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wfjkccte9e3k7mf0qqsz2xr33sfmd6tp4q6xxpk6pyn70vj5yu6vl8ysktjtd4n02sstsxsr6078e

---

The Nostr Nests rewrite is off to a great start with the initial beta being made publicly available this month as anticipated. Nostr Nests is an application supporting audio spaces with similar featurs to Corny Chat.

kieran: nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49

---

NoGood sets up message board using zapthreads at https://nogood.studio/message-board

ZapThreads is a component for websites that allows for threaded comments for nostr comments on any nostr event. It has been integrated in long form sites like Habla.news, as well as zap.cooking, 21ideas.org and other sites. franzap the creator of zapThreads released initial prototypes last year and received an OpenSats grant in December.

Code repository: https://github.com/fr4nzap/zapthreads
franzap: nostr:npub1wf4pufsucer5va8g9p0rj5dnhvfeh6d8w0g6eayaep5dhps6rsgs43dgh9
NoGood: nostr:npub12hcytyr8fumy3axde8wgeced523gyp6v6zczqktwuqeaztfc2xzsz3rdp4

---

A new version of LNbits was released on the 21st as release 0.12.2.  It includes some fixes for the handling invoice expiry and showing installed extensions.  LNbits is a FOSS Lightning wallet and accounts python server that can be forward facing from a variety of funding sources (LND, Core Lightning, Eclair, Alby, ZBD and more)

https://github.com/lnbits/lnbits/releases

---

Various email correspondance with Satoshi were shared from links on nostr, and some made into memes. For the more serious that want to see some early insight, check out Martti Malmi's emails available at

https://mmalmi.github.io/satoshi/

martti malmi: nostr:npub1g53mukxnjkcmr94fhryzkqutdz2ukq4ks0gvy5af25rgmwsl4ngq43drvk

---

Calle posted a note about npub.cash by Egge over a week ago and it's gained traction as a custodial nuts wallet that is tied to your npub (e.g. yournpub@npub.cash).  Being custodial it allows for receiving zaps whil you are offline and you can redeem the nuts with your cashu wallet or to your preferred lightning wallet.  For 5000 sats, you can claim a username (e.g. username@npub.cash)

https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq5xeflpdskqvdq4swxj59793uvdzqzc9pzatjk3nhmcg2h0js8trqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3wamnwvaz7tmnv4shycmg9ehx7ueww3hkgcte9uqzqpfa4a9hgvzlu64re5qvlzw6v86yrr0qhgadfxrr3xa2a3mh72caqh04yw
calle: nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg
Egge: nostr:npub1mhcr4j594hsrnen594d7700n2t03n8gdx83zhxzculk6sh9nhwlq7uc226

---

The US Department of Energy is temporarily suspending the Bitcoin Mining Survey after a lawsuit filed on Friday the 22rd of February.  The Energy Information Administration (EIA) previously sent a survey to over 80 identified companies for a data collection demand in Form EIA-862.  Data collection is temporarily halted through March 22, so watch this space for more.

https://bitcoinist.com/us-bitcoin-miners-sue-biden-administration/
https://dailycoin.com/bitcoin-miners-sue-us-agency-over-invasive-data-demands/
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/eia-to-temporarily-suspend-bitcoin-miner-survey-after-lawsuit/

---

Want more out of nostr than the Bitcoin Bros and Lightning? How about some sports action!  Coffee with Global Sports Central is a sports fiend and helps fill us in on the biggest stories, latest news, analysis and highlights covering everything from football, basketball, cricket, rugby and beyond.

Shows are on Corny Chat in the Global Sports Central room on Tuesdays at 4PM Eastern. Join in with Coffee on the discussion!

https://cornychat.com/globalsportscentral
Global Sports Central: nostr:npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj
Coffee: nostr:npub17eruj45dp9vkuv3lm5q5fw8z7dd27hd2g0u7kkd4qt5emy85xees20kl63
Hashtag: #GSC360

---

Tatum Turnup was on a podcast with Walker and talked a little about people in African nations finding solutions to problems vs creating solutions to problems that dont exist.

The Bitcoin podcast - Bullish on Bitcoiners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdkTioy6f8s
tatum: nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
walker: nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u

---

Kajoozie uploaded a Buffalo Chicken Sandwich recipe to Zap.Cooking

https://image.nostr.build/8e0147d2a49828ff6ce05e1593cf07a1bbf7e7267ee19386df453d7338f44900.jpg

https://zap.cooking/recipe/naddr1qqdxyatxveskcmedvd5xjcmtv4hz6umpdej8w6trdpjhxq3qxswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsxpqqqp65waesa0z
kajoozie: nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

---

Corny Chat will transition from Frog News on Mondays to Corny News, same time, with a new room

===============
Humor
===============

- Lyn Alden shared an anecdotal story about her time a decade ago while waiting in her car at a stoplight and seeing some seagulls slowly ran over by an approaching car.
https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp64suatdx2uqhn2xfu7cgjuqgqcrqadp864uxkv6wckf43atj860qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wfjkccte9e3k7mf0qqsq2ma4j53ahm6ygkwjtsh5ymvpa7mqu6xuw4cv67p0rjhnr9m467g430gvs
lyn: nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a

- Stuffing fancy napkins up your top is good insulation on cold days ☺ (Esharastr)
https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp93ydys2557lv6zw3cu0qfqswsxljy5t0mwxj6f2t0zlw38vrmtvqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wfjkccte9e3k7mf0qqst7cgyuz7t2eta2txmgz9u2x3dcjhu8pkktlzcgt0az5a4vtc85tcymwpfs
esharastr: nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

- Wait…we aren’t just nutting all over nostr? Oh no….brb. (15Grepples)
https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqfvmrhwq6vfhetgj8490vnu8l7wm8q62ssuy8937tr32nty4dneeqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3wamnwvaz7tmnv4shycmg9ehx7ueww3hkgcte9uqzqnz8rtnvxspy5let798g8eu80ty9pg7u4jtmcvzpzd2remt5pwdacj9c29
15grepples: nostr:npub1ykd3mhqdxymu45fr6jhkf7rll8dnsd9ggwzrjcl93c4f4j2keuush05sw2

===============
Global Politics
===============

Jacob Rothschild died at age 87.

https://i.nostr.build/RGoq.jpg

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lord-jacob-rothschild-dead-dies-b2502502.html
noted by nostr:npub18zzzqjrw2kp466uamklmw7ds2d3urt6mr86z5zxx2ct6lqnyfl2qr2lmfc

---

Farmers Protest in Europe and Brussels is starting to boil over

https://i.nostr.build/lg6v.png

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-68402627
mentioned by nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t

===============
Degen Trades
===============

Puzzles asks ChatGPT to make the script for a trading bot that enters long at the open Sunday night into Monday, and exit at the end of day in response to Bevonomics "Monday Morning 5%" reference to Bitcoin being able to handedly out-perform Treasuries. Prolific Jointz provides his trading insights

https://i.nostr.build/ZjmQ.png

puzzles: nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx
bevo: nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6
prolific jointz: nostr:npub1jv3tmy30yrr0ek0fzdz5wfanh0pdp947fqgewyz44qndmg75ev9sz7lakg

===============
Technology
===============

Some vending machines at the University of Waterloo are being removed after it was uncovered that they may be performing facial recognition after an error implying such read "Invenda.Vending.FacialRecognition.App.exe -- Application error". The company claims that there is no facial recognition, but the faq states "only the final data, namely presence of a person, estimated age and estimated gender, is collected without any association with an individual"

https://i.nostr.build/Gk67.png

https://www.businessinsider.com/vending-machines-facial-recognition-technology-2024-2 noted by nostr:npub1294d6xdgvx30g2wvezpluueyx9ua22vzfryz04504l5z9e5hcq2qjmfjul


I had fun


Weekly Frog News in Frog Talk on Corny Chat

https://cornychat.com/frogtalk


My ATT phone has been crazy glitchy for data as well


Regional #Comcast / #Xfinity #internet #outage in N.W. #Louisiana yall

#asknostr #conspiracy #cyberpandemic


Yup.  The best art is underground.  Always has been.


It's embarrassing what passes for Country music nowadays.


wut


The things you say only make sense you. No one else.


I don't have time for you today.


Human brains and AI models have far fewer similarities than differences.

Also there's something (Spirit, Consciousness, Will, Mind, Animus, Daemon, call it what you will...) that humanity has, and in my opinion AI can never have.


I guess you gotta specify it was a generative deep learning model involved in the "decision"


Like, I met a retired C / C++ sr. dev who is a bitcoin early adopter and now owns a hotel in South America.  He has like 200 followers, but an unemployed 24 year old with nice tits is basically a celebrity here.  Makes no damn sense.


I got 10,000 sats on 2025

nostr:nevent1qqsfecdypqv0wr002dqna79q27kelfslh2xyjrjan3e97ffekl2wrygpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrxfjakevuy898yfqf7pzde5qwvl75gl036p2ca5ffd3lknmhpggkqcyqqqqqqgfh2c4s


Life's too short to read articles that were obviously written by AI


There's a hole deep inside me, and it can only be filled with 3 fried eggs


4 real
 https://image.nostr.build/130ed0dc88d1bf08ec9d5df7fb81e7915d0aeff910c00719010e6f3aa928c2e7.jpg


Yeah, well, we all thought it was going higher last cycle and got burned, so forgive us for not wanting to get our hearts broken.  Again.


There's so many fascinating people on nostr.

No, not those, they're boring.


Finally, geeze


My favorite thing is being silly


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx leg is looking good 💯👊


It's about time I come clean.  I'm actually Craig Wright.  And I started Nostr.  And I have a patent on the code, so you're all a bunch of lawbreakers using my platform without permission.  See you in court.


I am a Maflingo.  I hang out in my Kajoozie.


Is this a dream?

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nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5  nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

https://image.nostr.build/ac677ad460e2064b094353fdb381bf217ff6155a94d965e042b6e1de76acd5c8.jpg


cmon

https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


Yup.  This ain't my first rodeo.

Then you buy some more, and the next day it's down to $75k


Looks like nostr:npub1uu7s59s0vvdr3pwq8lj9yxe5mhk5ad76zc80ls6g3xvzssay5veq83w04u


Those lil guys are so adorable


nostr:npub17agje2sh6u9203uaeyd0h2qvth9nn2675pa34wgwtc7zkr7ugj7qv7v7xf and nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5 are having a sleepover


You should also make babies


A room for people who are tired of Vic's bullshit


Aww man you mean I can't just pop in and out at will?

https://image.nostr.build/f6c113158cf55f86e305841fa0d82281607b9dc5fb8b9cf8de1cfebf64bee2a7.png


Wild a.f.


Ohhhh


Join me if you're tired of Vic's bullshit

https://nostrnests.com/naddr1qqjxzwpevv6rvvpk95mxvdp3956x2drx94snjwrx95ckzdtyxf3x2dp5x5unjq3qxswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsxpqqqpmxwkcjwlw


IT humor

https://image.nostr.build/651e3c6e95276915d322c2e84fae89dac89313740e53397ce733dab4e7c5558f.jpg


Teenage pregnancy has plummeted in recent decades and that's probably a bad thing tbh


So hilarious, VPN's are literally the safest way to do remote access


30009:26d6a946675e603f8de4bf6f9cef442037b70c7eee170ff06ed7673fc34c98f1:Winner winner chicken dinner.


So many crazy people in the world.

Got a client (probably ex client now) who's a lawyer.  Started freaking out a few weeks ago cause one of his office worker's email account got hacked.  I had previously offered him managed security software, which he declined.  Well, now it's an emergency, he wants everything secured.  Wants it all done RIGHT NOW.  He's in a panic.

No problem, I got you bro...  I get endpoint security, remote management, and cloud backups all up and running on his office systems.  Good to go.

Then he calls me, absolutely furious, "HOW DARE YOU ACCESS MY SYSTEMS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!?  I DO NOT WANT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE TO GET INTO MY COMPUTERS, I DO NOT WANT MY FILES LEAVING MY NETWORK..."  And cusses me up and down on the phone for 15 minutes.

Okay buddy, I'll remove your antivirus and security software and turn off your backups...

Not good enough.  He calls a competitor to make sure I removed all the software from his systems.

This is why I cannot work in sales.  This guy is fucking unhinged and I am not gonna make any effort to keep his business because he's too much of a pain in the ass to deal with.

Anyone wanna do sales for an MSP in the Gulf South region?  LMK, I can pay in sats.


Time for a head cannon for the 80s-90s babies:

The guy that sang the Gummi Bears theme song is the same guy that did adult Simba's singing voice, is the lead singer of Toto, and is the son of composer John Williams.

Have a nice day!

#grownostr #holycrapimold


I always trust the advice of a fox in a trenchcoat


Humans are quite under-rated IMHO


This chat is a lie

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nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx I'm sorry I've been neglecting my Clash of Clans duties.


Yeah it was pretty high maintenance but the ride was so smooth, it just felt like I was gliding, ya know?


gm, y'all fuckin' truckin' HARD?

https://www.wavlake.com/track/8e92bd78-a110-4862-9135-7026cec1e249


I used to drive one of those, it was comfortable but the motor died


Imagine running Edge browser on Linux.  *shudder*


Come to Pattern's hotel.  He accepts ALL KINDS of payment.

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nostr:npub17agje2sh6u9203uaeyd0h2qvth9nn2675pa34wgwtc7zkr7ugj7qv7v7xf let's see that mirror


The Casine is now closed.  See you all next Thursday!

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Really cause I just DM'ed you about your trading strategy


It's just Bitcoin and conspiracy theories

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Not that's puttin' on the ritz


I zapped 607 for 612 sorry


The Casine is now open.

#thecasine #lacasina

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


A true gentleman

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Just do what nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza does, push it out, broken or not, then fix it in real time while in a voice chat.


Nests is what Corny Chat copied and improved on, now it's being rebuilt from scratch.  I'm ready to check it out.  It's where I really fell in love with nostr.


I'm ready to start a "Corny Chat Defectors" nest.  LFG.


Will has Vitor muted and I find that hilarious


YOU UNMUTED ME!  YAY!


Isn't this the Bluesky ethos?


4.5 hrs til CASINE


Okay I think we figured this out... Give it a listen and mute us if you hate it!

https://wavlake.com/album/a0a02158-1c32-4a4c-a0a7-84a2bbd02287


Hey y'all we're Opossum, Where Art Thou? and we're a dirty outlaw country band from Hocum, Louisiana.  We're excited to be here, gonna start uploading some tunes to nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg as soon as we can figger out how!

https://image.nostr.build/eefcbc88deea04c53138f949a213ac5e513e0620e6b1254e4329d38c60a7a5bc.jpg


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424  when is the new Nests going live?


It's Thursday.  IYKYK.

#lacasina #thecasine


I never have any idea what you are talking about.


Say it with me, "The Cyber Pandemic"

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Anyone else experiencing a cell outage today?  My wife and I are both on Cricket, (uses At&t) in US, Gulf South.  #asknostr #plebchain


The irony of a Fiat maxi calling Bitcoin coercion lol


gm

nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx

https://image.nostr.build/5f90686bb8188b70969de67b368d7a4fec2820b7727ea78a5b245ce9beb855f2.jpg


You're from Bluesky, aren't you?


What an oxymoron


Thanks this is USDA Prime Cringe


Please start using punctuation.


Please post screenshots, I love it so much when the offer of free money gets people big mad.


Hell yeah.  I'll be there.


Goodnight and wabi sabi, Nostr. 🫂🤙🏻💜 The moment that you've been waiting for over the past year is finally coming tomorrow. A fully built custom from the ground up Nostr client for live audio spaces. What a journey it's been from Nostr Plebs Spaces, to Nostr Nests using Jam Systems, to a custom built application. Hopes and dreams do come true. It's wild.


Activities will include: movies, beanbag chair, coffee, snoring, and nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza typing


Coming soon: 24hr Corny Chat Hot Mic Sleepover.  Just nod off and let loose


You're sick.


When the bond market collapses, the narrative the news will spin will be "It was Bitcoin's fault."

Which won't be true, because the dollar was in the process of collapsing for decades before Bitcoin was born.

But I will still embrace this narrative.  My little pet rock was the stone that slew Goliath.  Can't pretend it's powerless anymore as your hero lays motionless and bleeding.


This one was for the facebook normies:

https://image.nostr.build/7aaf70fab21011abb996e9b688271582b984d26198621390d680d19d877aa950.jpg


The dollar is dead https://image.nostr.build/8e78f8325da8c36c62fc661b8743dfd1a4a1ed8b5c611b2c7812b4268cfa77db.png


nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 how come you're not following me anymore?

Yeah, sure, blame it on a relay, cause you can't handle the dope ass memes from nostr's #1 influencer.


We got those Weapons of Mass Destruction
https://image.nostr.build/a5af3688aa8bbea91dd7c9f632f41eec0600c0849bc6cd88a5a4c9c6aae20bbf.png


LFG


I thought this was a Magic Eye at first

:(


All* charges


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl innocent on a charges


New plan: die.  Haunt a whale.  Steal seed phrase.  Spend sats on a new body and soul transplant.  With what's leftover, Lambo.


SERIOUS answers ONLY


The community needs to come to consensus on this before a hard fork is required

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Thats not even that bad you're just bein a lil pus


#footstr

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Just sneak up him, wait til he least expects it then dive in with the tweezers hot and fast


Give him a wooden spoon to bite down on


This is the culprit

https://image.nostr.build/d86df21c61bf0bd5809ad59242ca83560dbc4c05e5f38cfb4ef6cf0fb411faf2.jpg


Hey nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m when are we gonna catch you in a Corny Chat?


How much does nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 charge per rope?


Your memes are played out.  My content is for the thinkin' man.

Peepee poopoo butthole shakes.


(It's me.  Kajoozie Maflingo)


Apparently


Hey nostr:npub1mk6c63cawxh9epshcvz7y2k0w6f9qu2zeat5jw77aelaxx4y7jfqncawap why aren't you following the #1 influencer on nostr?


you have a problem


nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz 's fav drink
#foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/a9ebf0b903a1fd45f17569c6cc38d446004fc806f568760506e6767d1cb3f366.jpg


Guys will see this and just say "Hell yeah"

https://image.nostr.build/fda8df7bf066c91604498666ac049c7a9852e793ec630ca7dd42bfef3792b475.jpg


OF COURSE THEY DON'T MIND THOSE THINGS!


"Hey girl, I may be your last chance to get pregnant before your womb is old and barren.  You should lower your standards."


Most of what I see on tradsocmed is bullshit politics or either pro or anti wokeness.

We transcend this by being mostly Anarchists lol.


Stella in Forest changed her name cause she couldn't stand being the less popular Stella on nostr after Assange


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx YOUR FUCKING MIC IS OPEN


Why not?  His disciples carried the same weapons as the Roman military.

The difference is they knew to never use them offensively.


Are meme engineer influencers "orange pillers?"


You know our names...


You could also build your own mini PC with 2 ethernet ports (WAN and LAN) and a wifi antenna and run PF sense on it.

nostr:nevent1qqs0u6tvrdq0k73y8pda6z4fm7el59h8ma7udghkxjdnlx6fzsy2wqcpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcpzpl8hpfzul2qha25p8wd63gm46ufax95lfgnl8h9v84y3zt0k05m7qvzqqqqqqykeyptn


You could also build your own mini PC with 2 ethernet ports (WAN and LAN) and a wifi antenna and run PF sense on it.


#memestr #zapathon https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8199698979062101591708367429.webp


I think every town in the south has a "Bodacious BBQ" and none of them are affiliated.


Friendly reminder that FDR was a terrible president who locked up Japanese Americans (U.S. citizens) in interment camps with executive order 9066, confiscated American citizens’ gold with executive order 6102, and prolonged/worsened the Great Depression with the New Deal. https://i.nostr.build/wJqJ.png https://i.nostr.build/339l.jpg


Too big to conceal carry


Both sides want to end anonymity online.  Institute digital biometric ID. Social credit.  Vax passports.  Control everything we watch, hear, read.


I dunno, he allowed his disciples to carry swords while escorting him.


"Monopoly money"
"Cuck Bucks"
"The Ultimate Shitcoin"


What "trade?"


Well at least we don't have to worry about keeping Nostr weird...


I'd still rather be grounded than live in fairy tale land.  I'd rather speak and think in verifiable fact than magical wishy feeling


I do not have time for copy paste walls of text that dance around in circles.  Speak concisely please.


The Christians who support Trump really baffle me.

Love Joy Peace Patience Kindness Goodness Self-Control

These are the Fruit of the Spirit.  Which do they believe Trump embodies?


What are you a pawn to?


wut?


Bruh 90% of what you post is regurgitated MAGA crap


So please stop thinking like a child and come live in reality with the rest of us grown ups.  He have a future to build that doesn't involve appealing to imaginary authority figures.


Trump made bump stocks and silencers illegal.

He printed more cash than all other previous presidents combined.

He is responsible for Operation Warp Speed, the Vax wouldn't have been rolled out in unsafe time and made mandatory without his oversight.

He hates Bitcoin, and even minted his own shitcoin NFT's.

He's not a Conservative.   He's not your friend.


Why do these MAGA people always speak in veiled language and riddle?  Oh yeah, cause if they clearly stated what Trump did with his 4 years they couldn't defend his reelection.


I started a #Clash of #Clans #nostr #clan

#clashofclans #asknostr #Android #iPhone nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

https://link.clashofclans.com/en?action=OpenClanProfile&tag=2GU89Y0U9


## Chef's notes

This recipe focuses on the chicken and sauce, not the buns. So make sure to get quality buns, or make your own.  I like a brioche bun from my local bakery but choose whatever buns you like.  Toppings are optional but I like to use blue cheese crumbles and fresh kosher dill pickle slices.  You may prefer ranch dressing and lettuce, you're the Earl of this sandwich!

## Details

- ⏲ Prep time: 1 hour 30 minutes
- 🍳 Cook time: 30 mins

## Ingredients

- SAUCE:
- 1 cup Franks Red Hot or Louisiana style hot sauce
- 1 cup butter
- CHICKEN BREADING:
- 2 eggs
- 1/4 cup milk
- 2 cups flour
- 2 heaping tablespoons Tony's or other Cajun style seasoning
- CHICKEN BRINE:
- 4 cups pickle juice
- THE MAIN EVENT:
- 4 large chicken breasts
- Pan of frying oil of choice
- Sliced Kosher dills
- Blue cheese crumbles

## Directions

1. The day before you make your chicken sandwiches, brine the 4 chicken breasts in the 4 cups of pickle juice.  It'll be perfectly seasoned after an overnight soak.
2. Make your sauce by combining the butter and hot sauce over medium low heat until it just starts to simmer, then remove from heat and cover.  Traditionally, Frank's Red Hot is used, but you can use literally any sauce you like to combine with the butter.
3. Start heating your pan of oil on medium high heat until it is a good frying temperature.
4. While the oil is heating up, prep your breading station.  We will be doing wet-dry-wet-dry battering.  Remove the chicken breasts from the brine, and allow to briefly drip dry before tossing them in the flour and cajun seasoning mix.  Then dip them in the beaten egg and milk solution.  Toss in flour again, and set them on a rack until the breading is mostly dry.
5. When the oil comes to temp, lower the chicken breasts into it and cook roughly 7 minutes, or until the outside is a golden brown.  Use a food thermometer to make sure the internal temp is 165°F (74°C) if you're a sissy.
6. Allow the chicken breasts briefly while you toast the buns on a pan.
7. After the breasts have rested for a couple minutes, toss them in the still hot Buffalo sauce mixture.
8. Now you are ready to plate, serve the chicken breasts with crumbled blue cheese and pickle slices on an open faced bun.  You may prefer other dressings, but blue cheese and pickles is the way.


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx you better pay nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz or else


"You guys talk about Bitcoin too much"

Oh I'm sorry we aren't talking about more important things like Taylor Swift or Trump v. Biden 2024

/s


G'mornin


Use the force!


A black girl offered to put them in for free


This four and a half hour video may convince you otherwise
https://youtu.be/7AYnF5hOhuM?si=vEnkDFLEx8JxAaQQ


I rocked some cornrows for a while in between dreadlocks


Joe Biden selling America to the Chinese - a prompt https://image.nostr.build/b5a3a56c9a765d38f98b63d4e2a8f20a2d13550d37715c2f2384b6b6b873f86e.jpg by my dad's MAGA neighbor.


SQUATCH LIVES MATTER!

https://image.nostr.build/34860ff850de39358ac8b546988dbf73112915b23029a6943c2a81249b5a86a4.jpg


Pinhead from Hellraiser bobbing for apples at the State Fair
nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t https://image.nostr.build/611bc9f572b93e54a55901ac0156b15b8c81d38747b31e3e537d56fe26cdf556.jpg


TIPTOE THROUGH THE CORPSES
https://image.nostr.build/781f19b15f261f640850424dcdccd30b29fdb1f74205b2861cfce7dbc6210fd2.jpg


Aeon Flux in Rainbow Brite Land
nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

 https://image.nostr.build/384612b3e1ca5a6fe792349665c6cf50c9e2fe1f76e7edcfcc490d4b55596410.jpg


James Cameron's Titavitar

nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t
nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9
nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx

https://image.nostr.build/423cf57ab8c3d2e2783394f9bd4ed7f596ab48a592a4a9cb5f2fd78c03314247.jpg

 https://image.nostr.build/12c83751880cb9a9892161dbc9d752f32955cf28d452cb758b31e3c84d3bdc4d.jpg


Join me:  https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


Going live in 20ish minutes

https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzdes8qcnjve5xg6sygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwens5fcaau

nostr:naddr1qq9rzdes8qcnjve5xg6sygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwens5fcaau


You're not funny


If this note gets 20,000 sats , I will start another note to raise 20 Bitcoin to make :

T I T A V A T A R

nostr:nevent1qqs2ly42kh2ud5g8jwqyzyx3vrerumj8gcxd5wk534cywd9dyvvnqncpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsyg9djuuqxz4cfsz0ltkxf2ad6mxxst9n2qw3jwjl78y5hyrhpy24tqpsgqqqqqqs0lcq7v


 nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t
https://m.primal.net/HdPK.jpg


Not Pepe's pepe!


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx
It could've been worse, buddy! https://image.nostr.build/d45774d70e3ec10f3f5246239da62d31399c0a3b81ce1a36918c461398792b8e.jpg


Hot and Buttery


Women have this game they love to play: it's where you guess what they want to eat and they shoot down every recommendation. And they're in a bad mood til you guess correctly.   And they don't know what the right answer is until they hear it.  It's their favorite game.


For a moment anyway


I'm back on my bullshit #cornychat

https://cornychat.com/cheesychat


You are completely unhinged.


Unacceptable.


## Chef's notes

The first section of ingredients is for the crust, then the toppings, then the sauce.  Best to prep the sauce the day before and let it cool completely before topping the pizza.

Experiment with different toppings like diced pepperoni or black olives.  Feel free to substitute different sauces, but remember not to go too expensive with your ingredients or you risk ruining the authenticity of the school cafeteria lunch experience!

## Details

- ⏲ Prep time: 1 hr 30 min
- 🍳 Cook time: 25 min
- 🍽 Servings: 8

## Ingredients

- 2-2/3 cup flour
- 3/4 cup powdered milk
- 2 T sugar
- 1 package quick rise yeast
- 1 tsp salt
- 1-2/3 cup warm water (110-115)
- 2 T vegetable oil
- TOPPINGS
- 1/2 lb Italian sausage
- 1/2 lb ground chuck
- 1/2 tsp pepper
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1 (8oz) block mozzarella cheese (use imitiation cheese shreds for more authentic school cafeteria experience)
- SAUCE
- 1 (6oz) can tomato paste
- 1 1/2 cups water
- 1/3 cup olive oil
- 2 cloves garlic minced (use garlic powder for authenticity)
- 1 t salt
- 1 tsp pepper
- 1/2 T dried oregano
- 1/2 T dried basil
- 1/2 t dried rosemary

## Directions

1. Make Sauce the night before by combining ingredients in sauce pan, bringing to a low simmer, and removing from heat until cool.
2. Crust: Preheat oven to 475. Spray 18 x 13 sheet pan with Pam and lay parchment paper down. Add flour, powered milk, sugar, yeast, and salt to a large bowl. Whisk to blend. Add oil to warm water. Pour into flour mixture. Stir with a wooden spoon until batter forms. Don’t worry about lumps - you just want no dry spots. Spread dough onto sheet pan with fingertips until even. If the dough doesn’t want to cooperate then let it rest for 5 min and try again. Bake just the crust for 8 to 10 min. Remove from oven and set aside.
3. filling: Brown meats (add salt and pepper) until it resembles crumbles. Drain, set aside. Get out sauce.
4. To partially baked crust assemble: Spread sauce all over crust. Sprinkle meats. Sprinkle cheese. Bake at 475 for 8 to 10 min. Until cheese starts to brown. Let stand 5 min, cut into slices and serve.

School cafeteria lunch pizza.  We all remember it.  It came in rectangles.  It made us happy.  Those were simpler times.


Just to be honest, being self employed is hard as fuck.  You gotta know how to do something that everyone needs and either can't or won't do themselves, and then you gotta out compete everyone else who has your skillset.  I wouldn't go out on my own without a seriously well thought out business plan, and at least enough money in the bank to pay 6 months worth of all your expenses.  It's a cut throat world out there home boy.


Everyone gets into bitcoin at the price they deserve.


Fuck diplomacy.  We offered a life raft, they spat in our faces.  The flood is coming regardless, at least we tried, and there's still time for them to get onboard, but they gotta accept humility, and admit they were wrong about bitcoin.


Yeah although I gotta say, those mastodon losers can have fun staying poor.


I dunno man, you really think a vegan has a chance?


The world is divided. People are at war. Americans can't agree on what's important.

That's why I'm proud to announce I'm running for President of the United States in 2024! 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆

I will heal the divide. Here's how.

My platform is simple. I believe what America needs is exactly one thing. END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Guns. Immigration. Abortion. Taxes. These are things people vehemently disagree on. Who is right or wrong, I don't care. I want to do one thing. TO END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Year after year. Hour after hour. The world continues on. The vast majority of people believe daylight savings time is a bad thing. And yet NOTHING HAPPENS.

What is the point of politicians? What is the point of the entire system? If even when we overwhelmingly AGREE on an issue, nothing is done about it?

The government could actually help here. But they can't even do the MOST BASIC thing. They have tried numerous times and failed.

This to me is the greatest failure of our great nation. And I am going to drain the swamp. I am going to MAKE THE GOVERNMENT DO THE MOST BASIC THINGS AGAIN (that's my campaign slogan).

Remember, a vote for Alex Gleason is a vote AGAINST daylight savings time.

This message has been approved by Alex Gleason. Alex Gleason 2024.


I don't wanna go anywhere that Santa and Brad Pitt aren't allowed, but Drake and Kanye are.

Gn

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Gn


Bets are closed, hope you all had fùn.

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Casine is open yall


Better late than never.  The Casine is now open.

#thecasine #lacasina #369damnshefine #franksdirtyundies #cornychat

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


Top post in /r/bitcoin right now is numerology for nerds. 🙄

Moronic.
https://image.nostr.build/345775a537851b22aa22005634e28015d5a44c53c87e6ceadaad323c30ee71ba.jpg


This is 10,000 IQ shit right here


nostr:npub19kv32nhqh3cup05fyk829w0xe8fvrkpz2my2uqscsnvce9dkunqqjejjwn where the fuck have you been?  Why won't you answer my phone calls you sonofabitch?


You sound like someone who's not trending.


Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

https://image.nostr.build/ca271692a36991bb63018c0956417164dc6e1f856e1cb42e113d89446b73d87b.jpg


Screenshot without source or context is such twitter bullshit


HFSP normies


They gonna need needa ladder to get it down


It's the biggest one they sent!  Stop signs are fuckin huge.


As high as I could reach in Bossier City, LA. #voteforbettermoney #bitcoinrocks

https://image.nostr.build/7ba5469c8fb65812d0e58431245fb103442d7e75c968986ebcaceb0411cb02a3.jpg


What is a test flight?  Is it like sideloading an .apk?  I'm confused, can't yall just run any app on the hardware you bought?  No?  Then why tf did you buy it lolol?


They can share one meatball while I sit on my $5,000 bidet.


ok but ima build mine without caps lock on.


Casine tonight.

#thecasine #lacasina #franksdirtyundies #369damnshefine


I don't have a Twitter account but could spin one up.  Does it *have* to be nests or could I use Corny Chat?


Waffle House didn't start accepting credit/debit card payments until 2006.

Bitcoin still has plenty of time.


They're all in https://cornychat.com/valentinesdaylovefest


Back at it

https://cornychat.com/valentinesdaylovefest


Poor brad pitt and santa...

https://image.nostr.build/1cb131b898641a010a2a9fbd02733ba4f25fcefc8754697bae76aebb505eafe5.jpg


V-Day #cornychat anyone?

https://cornychat.com/valentinesdaylovefest


Unfollowed


Take That, Klaus Schwab!


gm.

The Powers That Be want to reduce the human population.  Do your part to fight their agenda.  Make a baby today.

Happy #Valentines Day!


🎵 "In the aaarrrms of an aaangelll..." 🎵


Whistling past the graveyard stepping on a crack
Me and mother hubbard Papa one-eyed Jack


GFY cyborg nobody asked you to add your 2 cents


They're good waffles yo.


gm from liminal space

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Fun fact:  If you stay at a hotel in Texas, there is a 98% chance that the continental breakfast will include a Texas shaped waffle maker.


I've never been able to get that technique to work


Hell yeah nostr:npub1c0cj4x59hm4yd6nrrj2k22shuqknhjlyw773wzf4pushupkzzvqsjelp5x and nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6

https://image.nostr.build/8788d644a51b609083a1e3de145da74c08deace19a5b4ca5eab87d3a22a12c87.jpg


1000 sats to the 1st person to guess what's about to happen here

https://image.nostr.build/38d6d60e6129f852f561c738d61b8e13dc8d025d9e7fd6997691715223fe0fbd.jpg


Modern architecture be like

https://image.nostr.build/9ce10ab67d136985ec77517fbf91a600ebefc15f39229a8ca88239a96123fc7b.jpg


Party like it's

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WAY U @?


I love you


#foodstr


King Cake Gorilla Bread for Mardi Gras!

#Louisiana #mardigras

https://image.nostr.build/6e91a4d95ec8510216bf152dad503253e63b09c1e691bb35642a3ee75af25747.jpg


My room is working

https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


With nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 let's go back to nests.  Shit.


Don't take pills on an empty stomach!


That's fuckin cheap for 4 bedrooms


It's Mardi Gras parade day!


😄
#starwars #meme https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8116165708387126701707608010.webp


WOOO!


No, I've only ever macrodosed


Gm

https://image.nostr.build/0670b7eb77f15b479fdfbf09fbe084bdf6e2996f1385b98d0579cb469eca8982.jpg


I haven't heard from nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83 for a few days.  What was in thar package you were dragging across the floor, nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza ?


Holy fucking shit

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FINE.


Yes.  Just take a breather and think about something else for a few days.


AI Call-In Live Stream - You Make The Rules!

Modern Horrors of the Technocratic Hellscape


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  Best I can do https://image.nostr.build/d80e2d95516a4c7884081c8ee0743e6c183273cdfdc84a2f464438b98d366fd1.jpg


models from civit.ai


sdxl 1.0 vs sd 1.5


wtf r u talkin bout?


Thanks!


I am still lerning fren


Where do I find zap stream widgets for OBS?


WHAT?


HELLO!


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzdesxu6nswfhxvuqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwensd9ecme

nostr:naddr1qq9rzdesxu6nswfhxvuqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwensd9ecme


Join me. nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx  nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza  nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


Voldemort


Add Docker in the mix and you'll pull your hair out for a whole day


Nazi memorabilia is fun though  <3


It's always fucking DNS


nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 any thoughts?


nostr:npub1lqz2yf2tvutrxwtfnlxtdt9vdam7lwkyk95kehavvm4gfm5rx7ws0p3ak9 nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub12zqf55l7l9vsg5f6ssx5pq4f9dzu6hcmnepkm8ftj25fecy379jqkq99h8   let's get creative


My brother in law went to an estate sale and bought a WWII  Nazi Swastika arm band.

Photo ideas?

(We are not nazis, btw)


(Just try not to get banned like nostr:npub16as8gepztj9tvyx6n9y4h3cv3gaytgpl3g32jhcxlj6mcss72uaqjwg2tf )


Wow, the "decentralized," "censorship resistant" social media app is giving more people permission to use it!  Amazing!


Why you startin' shit vic?


Casine


Enjoy your evening, I'm gambling


Hell yeah see you next week


nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a


The Casine is now open

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


A country music band.  The Lord's music.


Rock music sucks.  Guitar players are insufferable.   There, I said it.


You're more likely to hear the truth from comedians and athletes and lies from politicians and journalists


I self custody my cold storage, but trust GetAlby with my lightning wallet.  Use CashApp to top up, I just never keep much money on Alby or CashApp


Thanks!  Set up a lightning wallet address in your profile so I can zap you!


If you had a $300 budget for a GPU or any PCI-E coprocessor SPECIFICALLY FOR #AI / machine learning, no gaming, new or used, what would you buy?  My RTX 3060 ti with it's paltry 8gb vram just doesn't cut the mustard for Stable Diffusion / llama.cpp

#machinelearning #deeplearning #stablediffusion #llama #chatgpt


We are casining tonight, degens.


Yall are both clowns.


I have this one normie friend who facebook messages me every other week to tell me that Bitcoin can't be a currency and I'm just like "Mmmhmmm..."  while I keep zapping memes I like.


New whip

https://pfp.nostr.build/18ca46edaba8ce2a3a28fea5f8a55f91d6e31f7d9de7e2f794ec9211bee3150a.png


#fakenews #corbettreport

https://corbettreport.com/fakenews7/


I'll put on your theme music: Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine


CASINE2NITE!!!

#thecasine #franksdirtyundies #369damnshefine

only @ cornychat dot com slash lacasina

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GM

#Wordle 964 5/6

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🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


It shows <3


It's an owl!  His name is Hootie.


My chiro takes her job very seriously

https://image.nostr.build/0eac36b30ba0a37c5b0ddf3a2786111ee905d8290b34f8a980fdea861edb88d2.jpg


#Wordle 962 5/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5 I fixed the car bro ✊💯😎


Okay I'm done


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 be like

#tanelhasnt

https://i.nostrimg.com/de5ce03704e1f9467bc83f784131d9969229e26cf0267a68253b2ec3d3ffc07e/file.jpg


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 be like

#tanelhasnt

https://i.nostrimg.com/826830edf5d49303352f6444aaed9fe29037a6fb59eb1ad5e8098c15a8a60637/file.jpg


I got more


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 be like

#tanelhasnt

https://i.nostrimg.com/0d2d470f1b4f627c0687854207946f312db13f93edaceadaedbf364afe50be98/file.jpg


Raspis are fun toys, not enterprise grade machines.  The future of money deserves better.


Star Trek: The Next Generation is cross cultural.


This is how I know you're lying, everyone on earth has watched TNG


Tortillas are easy af to make from scratch


Naw dawg, ground beef or chicken + taco seasoning, some beans and rice and cheese, maybe some fresh avocados and salsa, wrapped up in Flatbread.  You got this.


Fake internet points


Make one yourself!


Now you're just making shit up


#tanelhasnt


Tanel has to be trolling us at this point.


Yeah if you're using Telegram you already dgaf about privacy.


Its about kids playing with sticks, riding around on other sticks, and fighting an evil snake man who you can't talk about.


Idk, reproduction is below replenishment rates in most industrialization countries


We already have SimpleX, Signal, Telegram, etc...

Nostr should play to its strengths.


No I dropped one of the alternator bolts while installing the new unit and now I gotta search for it 😭😭😭

But it's like 80% completed


They tryina reduce the population


This article is 100% propaganda


Don't tell me what to do


#Wordle 961 5/6

⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


I knew nostr was gonna make it as soon as I saw the Wordle posts start showing up.


If yall aren't following John Titus of Best Evidence, you should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0u5h579ZeU


She seemed fake.


Good


America is a fascist state.


Polluting my air, water, or soil violates the N.A.P.


I like Static-X

Also, Powerman 5000


https://m.primal.net/Hans.png

nostr:note177dfnqafc9tum0f39dex8wn86ztrdezqnsn7q5k6k4zjlht3pjdqkcl5w4


Fucking autocorrect. AnarchO


Who has better beards?


Hey nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z thanks for #amethyst its my favorite of all the clients.


Eastern European Soviet Era composers, Dvorak to Rachmaninoff then.

Or Waylon Jennings


I'm trying to stay awake at sunrise, so abrasive electronic music, Death Grips or Mindless Self Indulgence

Impossible to nod off to that shit.


Check it out

https://cornychat.com/conspiracydimensions


There's 1 wire for the AC compressor  nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl has to get


Proof of work.  Alternator replacement on a Honda Pilot.  Fuck a front wheel drive.

https://i.nostrimg.com/200ffd199dbd5dcc480fd06c3ad1528320c2d08731a55aec99978e363c6a442c/file.jpg

https://i.nostrimg.com/92db3a1dc4ab36ba9e8da927d94506e3509a1e617d97d4816e76caff58749a68/file.jpg


Take Musk's Brain Chip to Own the Libs! - #NewWorldNextWeek

https://corbettreport.substack.com/p/take-musks-brain-chip-to-own-the


Its like listening to a shitty podcast except you can pop in and argue.


Sorry! the computer should have asked for permission to use your mic, try again next time, one of us can maybe give some tech support


Cold rainy sleepy night.

Cornychat.com is active


GM PV STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS UR VIBE IS UR TRIBE


CONGRATULATIONS!


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzdesxcunsdf5xsmqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwensk7nrrx

nostr:naddr1qq9rzdesxcunsdf5xsmqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwensk7nrrx


HELLO!


See what Colonel Kernel is up to


Gonna get some niblets together


Morning cobb?


Gm I'm about to start on your dumb car


Those were all built on the dollar, so built to fail.  They would be dead without bitcoin. Bitcoin just gives us an exit strategy.


Fucking retarded.  Why can't they dump their worthless shit on a worthless chain like Eth?


Fuck racists.


I love stable diffusion + control net


A politician won't fix our problems, but better money will.
#bitcoin #voteforbettermoney
https://voteforbetter.money/img/nostr/meme-boyfriend-vote.png


Gn


Who doesn't wanna eat fresh baked cookies?


No.  Just create a new one.


you're in alpha


Absolutely nostr:npub1lvfkd274unyj4z54q7gmcuk4r00zjx5r24wt933f4yh7m4uqdzkqnmukxq  can get in - I was just too busy last night to get at it but next Thursday we gotta open #thecasine back up!


Yes.  Young Boys were conscripted into military service at a young age and would have sex with their commanding officers.  If you were a grown man who refused to fuck young boys you were considered weird.


Also, slavery


If you REALLY admire the Roman Empire, and want a return to that way of life,  then you must also accept grown men having sex with little boys as normal.


Good life advice. https://image.nostr.build/9829b242478c7b971d10dfb1d2026a920f00893401421895cdc93184030f46b1.jpg


Dude's whole family is on antidepressants, advocates giving amphetamines to kids, and has been to rehab for benzo addiction, then he has the audacity to tell me all I need to do is clean my room and pet a cat to be happy.


Oh hell yeah, I've gotten 5 stars and then evaded and lost em


Games are supposed to be a fun escape from reality, which is why the GTA series will be eternal, no escape like gunning down hundreds of police officers in cold blood.


Maybe, but maybe Netgear and Cisco just have shit security.


Oh shit I should learn to read, I saw "what I need" not "what I read"


You need a botnet?


#nsfw

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ChatGPT 3.5 vs. wizardlm-1.0-uncensored-llama2:  FIGHT!

https://image.nostr.build/e423e422b49b38e0b3df5f2b2a630ec6b77792ec96b0c821c8042fce359dba01.jpg


Tech support in a nutshell

https://i.nostrimg.com/aa8b823713b3131206e4f5ca097fbd483b01b0eb3a5c1420b005ede5eeb02579/file.jpg


And don't forget it

https://i.nostrimg.com/74648aa5d712a542edbda46a7d459a188be112887d40f940171777ad50379db8/file.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/11e3db8cd557f035d493bf18b0715aa29cfd231373ba723b96c0711bc1f7d2ca.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 828,400 🤙💜


GN 🦧 https://i.nostr.build/vqv4.jpg


Trump and odell with the all caps.


Sorry I can't keep up.


To be fair, I thought you already had me muted lol


Why do we need multiple implementations of Bitcoin?  All we need is Core.  And Linux, just Debian is fine.  Just 1 nostr client too, we can all use Snort and just shut up and be happy with it.

nostr:nevent1qqsw2jv0pvtp8wupcuku947hr8f5d2aeegkd6yzras96xgf8uzvu8ycpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqduwzspfzelx9k6x0lrez0j8cl8rtz0lxvqylk8z2ustnfy76jpzqcyqqqqqqgaf6jfz


Yes.  Exactly this.  Vic wanted to work on improving nests but semisol wouldn't allow it so cornychat was born.


There were features that weren't being implemented on Nests in a timely manner and there was community demand for a space built on Jam Systems that integrated NIP-07 nostr native logins and zaps.


Ben Shapiro supports the Israeli genocide of Palestinians, wants to end online anonymity, supports biometric digital ID, and encouraged his followers to take the Covid-19 vaccines.  #FACTS


I have a friend who looks at the animal control website each week to try to find homes for the dogs about to be euthanized.  Well, she divorced her abusive POS husband last year.  When he came by to pick up his stuff while she was at work, he also stole her dogs.  He had made threats and she had a restraining order against him, so she didn't press the issue out of fear.  This week, she found one of her old dogs was about to be put down, and had to go "adopt" it back.  The dog was happy to come home.
 https://image.nostr.build/8ef4c7d0fd615fab071ff170458d6b4d6a4194b30232c5115d5c1dd86265622b.jpg


Beautiful.  Me and nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl are gonna have to do one, as a fellow #Nostr Power Couple.


My memes.


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx  is this you?

nostr:nevent1qqstcawes06hwgug4jdwr55wlxucm4xc8awcfyrte52jqauwcs5h49spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyzqv4gen05ehvrhr245hyc90pgpc4e4g9ekskx2u0keu05pwkw2wuqcyqqqqqqgur8x25


A man's gotta eat


Medicine he can literally grow in his backyard for a minimal upfront investment.

Pimp his ass out.  If we wants a new iPhone he can suck some dicks for it.


"Get fucked, scrub"


How gracious of our employer to allow us to bring food from home!

https://i.nostrimg.com/7c4681eba66275ebbad0194f2ab869ba0fbea26eb547c179959ba32bb74be904/file.jpg


Umm... True.  I'm gonna go with True.


I legit thought the Ben Shapiro rap video was AI generated.  Jesus, send the plagues.


Stack sats like fat cats, Stay strapped or get clapped


Does this mean we finally get assassination markets?


You can't just hashtag hellthread lol you gotta actually tag erryone


Even though you don't get root on Android without jailbreaking it still let's you side load apps from sources other than the Play Store.


GIVE ME ROOT OR GIVE ME DEATH

nostr:nevent1qqsgdth2nrl2hwthhmcetges6llm7fdug7sju4v6t3w6z45xhkuyf2gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqklxg3423gcuzxemg5al3khunv6xlueg68aprg86q2s7v3sld2d3qvzqqqqqqy4zqhed


I started building when I was a kid.  Why wait?


Sunday afternoon budget #gaming #PC build for a friend #amd #ryzen #radeon

https://i.nostrimg.com/c506b84c35ef2f4a287699e7d18bb59d16a71974c2c781db7e9c0cfe00762400/file.jpg


nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83  well that settles it.

https://image.nostr.build/cb84b1619e261907d5b64df38d52beb094856947a338e9fa722eaae797458fbd.png


I accidentally clicked the block and ignore button on alby.... Anyone know how to undo or reset that for a given site?

#asknostr


You got to see monster trucks!


They're his, just for the mastodon mostr bridge


Running an email server is kinda bullshit though cause of all the SPF and DKIM DNS stuff,  DMARC reports you gotta keep up with, plus they gotta have static WAN IP, and will start with low reputation score so Gmail et al will filter messages until enough recipients tell them its not spam.

But if like a steep learning curve and lots of maintenance then go for it.  (I use mailcow dockerized in a VM on my local on prem server)


The hosting company will have to comply with legal orders.  Gonna have to self host on prem.


MailCow Dockerized works great for me


A remote kill switch could be remotely exploited.

A physical kill switch would work, but a hammer would serve the same purpose


Spooky romance!


In case you needed more evidence that Australia is completely unhinged.

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"Hey this horrific tragic event just happened, we should name it after a popular Christian holiday"


Aus is fuckin wild


Ima ask it about JFK and 9/11 and report back


The new thing in Louisiana is leaving your Christmas tree up and just redecorating it in purple and gold til Ash Wednesday.  Equal parts laziness and Mardi Gras spirit!


This is my passion.

nostr:nevent1qqsyjm3gwtjalnj9ezg964ls8tazssxhnjyp7hu2a0q54l9sfuw38qspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqgsaxvp4


There are uncensored llama2 models that will tell you how to do penetration testing, cook methamphetamine, synthesize c4 plastic explosives, forge fake ID'S and hot wire cars.  I love the future.


Once again, self hosted AI does what OpenAI won't.  This is the way.

https://image.nostr.build/e1b1a10ecf486243e2cb96ad8d832edbce2b0a81b46f2ac6c7d2d61028b53691.png


How do you create a community group on Amethyst?

#AskNostr


Or even llama.  Damn I'm dumb lolol


I know I said my next project would be getting a lightning node again, but I kinda really wanna play with LLAMDA


nostr:npub1lqz2yf2tvutrxwtfnlxtdt9vdam7lwkyk95kehavvm4gfm5rx7ws0p3ak9

https://image.nostr.build/e791e6c0b1853d3fc7cf7708c1ebf0cc54ba232e0278a9714f2fb04f1c21c748.jpg


strawberry shortcake in a post apocalyptic landscape, fighting for her life, against a horde of mutant freaks

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

https://image.nostr.build/6d40de5ddde7d1a5eb8361bfaad336ed003fc3199a1c61a1e3aed83869fc7ebf.jpg


Gross!  Let's make some AI with it!


True Love.  nostr:npub1lqz2yf2tvutrxwtfnlxtdt9vdam7lwkyk95kehavvm4gfm5rx7ws0p3ak9

https://image.nostr.build/25048d7a8e2a32b7df833bc88127f9e6675e65bd5d7704205fcd09671abeb087.jpg


you got a prompt?


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzdesxcenwde5xgeqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwenszju9ln

nostr:naddr1qq9rzdesxcenwde5xgeqygp5rk660cafx86fp9wc9f9veyuulzn89ya3ustel494cp2ycn7zaupsgqqqwenszju9ln


MORNIN


“In the name of the fiat dollar, I'll punish you Bitcoiners!”

https://image.nostr.build/6b9641031e1eef20f674208525dfbbfe43c5e2756cd0b17e5399c09c8292699a.jpg


Hey y'all I'm chattin'

https://cornychat.com/kajoozieshappyplace


Sorry nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m


"Well, he's dead, so..."


Anything with both softshell crab and cream cheese


THE KNIFE STAYS IN THE BOX


🎵 It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeear! 🎵

nostr:nevent1qqs04pzdfwyt2zmwl569kyhr7z5dl598pvfvksa4gptscalc04e5pfqpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvspzptuufzmn3kvfzeqtet8pjwl0ma8dsg6huy63j0ls23vw663l02h5qvzqqqqqqyn4pz9d


It says it on the box, shoulda covered it up lol


In some clients, yes.  It doesn't really do anything but you can press the button!


If you manually install the full driver package then you can use the Windows native scan client, I believe.  But the Windows scan app sucks ass.  They really want you to use the HP Smart App, which requires login.  The other option is to scan to a network shared folder, but that has to be initiated from the MFP.  Or scan to email, which also sucks.


I fuckin LOVE oversharing in the #CornyChat


This is my daily mantra


#cornstr

nostr:nevent1qqsr6mvecl2g6qpq5yv93jp80dj94xv9ql5alkajvla7m09l5cyr3uspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyr0s4mvjmlcq6nl7mgh5ekydje7u2a442j2qpwf2lwv2gxd2qmn02qcyqqqqqqgmcyz3c


Mother of all hellthreads lol


HP multi function printers will not allow you to use the scanner function without logging into the cloud portal with a valid email address.

KYC printers.  So fiat.


The normies on facebook are starting to get wise.  You're damn right I commented "#BITCOIN FIXES THIS!"

https://image.nostr.build/58fa620ea7ea30227281688c64aa013e3b82e30733d86c51838eb5d34eb17da5.png


Bitcoin is dead bro


China and Israel are kinda tite tho


Dementia is so painful to watch


Keep harassing him to do PT and keep his wound clean.  He'll get there.


Just made her scrambled eggs with sautéed mushrooms, spinach and tomatoes.


Oh fine


#Wordle 951 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I got lucky


#Zapathon
#Plebchain
#Truth https://image.nostr.build/ed74bf93be3431ed40596266b6c4372bbb6680ba779ebec073f72efdc629c362.jpg


Living in the future is weird.

The government still uses fax machines


Love and acceptance and tolerance as well.


nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

https://image.nostr.build/d8dda282268e4f451e215693ca34beb12a1ae60219691a6ad1c4eeab4bdde916.png


"But if you block ads, you aren't supporting the creator!"

No.  The creators get a fraction of a fraction of a penny for every ad.  Block 'em.  And if you wanna support the artist, do it by purchasing their merch.  Fuck the big tech giants who have gaslit us into believing that adblockers hurt the artists.


u guise gots any acerns?  I like acerns.

https://image.nostr.build/1565dbc6d79fc012820985be283635f02f3e73845e866b6b00c46ee2803d0d59.jpg


Things that make you say "Whaaaaaaa...?"


The Casine is now open.  #lacasina #thecasine

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


It's closer than you think.  #lacasina #thecasine #degens #dirtyundies #369damnshefine

https://i.nostrimg.com/e79ec4b9ae7386a2d725061e4bb5c572e2d21b7e59335892b3e7a47921e57a50/file.jpg

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


Yeah it sucks but I'm with TX. If you put out food for stray cats all you end up with is a lot more stray cats.


You're in her DM's.

She's renoting my memes.

We are not the same.


I support open borders, and the end of all taxation and taxpayer funded social welfare programs.


nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx will you be my valentines💐🌷🌹🌸🌻🌺🪻🪷
 🍪🍪🍪🍪

Fuck off nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz ❤


Quick #cornychat ?

https://cornychat.com/mainchat


I can't see a difference


I just look forward to the day when shares of companies are denominated only in sats.

nostr:nevent1qqsvawgaumxww2gqdnwu2h6vs3kyzqhp5vk32um6rewnjkz3pcp2fkcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvupzpyezhkfz7gxxlnv7jy69gunm8w7z6zttujq3jug9t2pxmk3afjctqvzqqqqqqyd32lhh


This guy fucks

nostr:nevent1qqsytwztp36n76yl0wv5ffe0tqhc5esmppcl02c89ulmexrcmfrqu7qpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygppksv3qtdgls96jpyy4mynf064k74u7a0wmvu3yn5dwhjfraq6tcpsgqqqqqqsujh3cj


I hate scam bots


Wasn't there a ruling that if CSW actually was Satoshi that he owed his former business partners half of the 1 million BTC?

nostr:nevent1qqs2dj3emg4csy905shh4a2xtaycgdxhl0np7sczaa70yr7q3whxxgcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dspzpths66ep9qnl8wsaucvfvylx6jpy7xql2ea3ypf88stgjh767zerqvzqqqqqqycd2q5k


CASINE TONIGHT, DEGENS. (8pm eastern)

#thecasine #lacasina #369damnshefine #franksdirtyundies

https://cornychat.com/lacasina


eat shit and die scammer


It would heal his leg, unfortunately he's lactose intolerant.


You talking about us picking a fight with Jamie dimon?


Spill wine on nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx and he can predict the probability of a dice roll.


The exact moment Bill Gates decided there are too many people on this planet.
https://video.nostr.build/62f4c313d507943d7f696ec7c74dd805bc29de01703118bfaa864247f7157cf2.mp4


Just sobriety?  Just regular boring ass sobriety


So far I haven't been very successful in orange pilling my friends.   Should I begin the conversation with, "Listen here you stupid motherfucker the economy is gonna burn!!!" Or take a softer approach?


I love it.  Hey nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m toss my boy nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza a couple mil in VC cash, with a ToS this legit, he's going places.


Hell yeah


On the outside I seem fine, but on the inside I'm fiending for #thecasine


nostr:npub1ve8qwrlztemdmnh62jffcr0y9m9dpqgqjdg8ufx7gc3qw5wdk74qyv9ka6 are you ready to rebuild your app on top of Nostr? you can build the best nostr experience for Bitcoiners, charge for it, and have the backend use nostr. you can build an experience where your users don't even know that they're using nostr. i don't see any part of your app that couldn't exist on nostr. if you truly believe that you're Bitcoin's social layer, then i believe it's time to follow Bitcoin's ethos and use decentralized and censorship resistant communication. otherwise, you're just another centralized point in a long list of centralized social entities.


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl Christin made this and its hanging in Amie's office


#artstr #crossstitch #needlepoint

https://i.nostrimg.com/2c83e5be05f3b686da52418b99241915007660b3170905880978895ebad7ee84/file.jpg


When you're muted you are free to speak your mind.

Nobody's gonna download damus on Android


Oh fuck, wasn't expecting a hell thread so early

G'mornin


G'mornin


"Now I know they're never gonna pay the bond. Or if they do, they're gonna pay it by issuing another one."

Our money is built on this ponzi scheme of bonds that requires new buyers to pay out the old buyers. It's no wonder our money is broken.

#America #USA #USD #Bitcoin
https://video.nostr.build/aa09114ca2a1da4554571bc41f093d7139deafb06cebc4aecfaf7aadcfbf6221.mp4


"Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme"

No bro that's literally the dollar lol


Scammers so retarded they <3 react being told to tongue the taint


Get fuck scammer


What's cooler than a pet rock?


#Wordle 949 6/6

⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Phew.


Gm.  RUN, JAMIE, RUN!

nostr:nevent1qqsp7g4dqa5gqr3gxvjgu2la9w5fdlwknwlnrhyurv7dktu4442xh6spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqdqakkn782f37jgftkp2ftxf888c5eef8v0yz70afdwq23xylsh0qvzqqqqqqy84gr6w


The base-raters and probabilistic modelers will beat you every time at day trading. You cannot have conviction in small things, and there is no point in competing on that front.

But long-term buy and hold of the right stock, the right commodity, the right monetary instrument being born will defeat all of them. Lose 100 times on the small stuff, it means nothing if you have the biggest trades correct.

Problem is conviction is rare, and it comes to you, not the other way around. You cannot summon or control it.

So if you get something big right due to conviction, people will come to you and ask you for the next big conviction. If you’re not careful, you will invent one and give them terrible advice.

You see this happening to people who predicted the 2008 crash. They’re anointed as seers, and continue to opine in order to play the role.

They’ll get their lunch eaten by the probabilistic modelers in the meantime. But the probabilistic modelers have gotten the biggest trade wrong — their entire framework for the world.

It’s better to wait as long as it takes until you have conviction, then act. Just get the biggest trade right.


Now I gotta wait for Alby to come back online...


I DRIVE A FIAT

(see what I did there?)


Is #alby down for everyone? #asknostr #getalby


Watch out for that #petrock Jamie D!

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl made this, I just stole it

#bitcoin #nostr #chase

https://image.nostr.build/424e58d7fc54e152f15b6dc5204808c5a2378e07607c9883563a4688e8f0d0ad.png


Come chat

nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2

@anyone

https://cornychat.com/mainchat


I'm corny and ready

https://cornychat.com/mainchat


You have like 300


It's so funny watching trad fi struggling to cope with Bitcoin.  They've always been able to obfuscate, to massage the numbers.  Make it look like they made more money than they did, or spent more, or hold more, etc...  but now we have a publicly available, independently verifiable blockchain.  The ETF's could prove via cryptographic signature that they bought and hold BTC in a 1:1 relationship to the dollars flowing in.  But they won't.  They continue to try to obfuscate and hide behind jargon and miles of spreadsheets wrapped in red tape that means whatever they want it to.

That's okay.  The next bull run, when all the ETF holders stampede to cash out, we'll see.  (And then bail them out with more tax dollars)


I still support a person's right to their bodily autonomy.  It's not my place to condemn sex workers or pornography users.  Just my opinion based on personal experience.


Oh no, the guy who's yacht got busted with TONS of PURE COCAINE is worried we might use bitcoins to break the law.


These laws are meant to force ALL users into big tech platforms, as they will be the only ones financial able to comply with these demands.  Self hosted services will effectively become illegal.


At least it's still not a crime to misgender someone...

...I mean, in America.  Canada and Europe can get fucked lol.