Here's my first draft - feel free to edit to make it more natural for your sultry radio voice:

Welcome to The Casine, the only gambling establishment where the house never wins!

First off, it is customary to identify yourself, as this is a No-Fed Zone, you must raise your hand when you enter the room for the first time, and spam “100” reactions, in order to prove you are indeed, not a fed.  Also, in order for the game to move smoothly, it’s helpful to have your npub listed under your profile icon in Nests, so we can find you to zap you your winnings.  Needless to say, you should also have a lightning wallet set up and connected to your Nostr profile.

Now that that’s out of the way, here’s how The Casine works:
Bitcoin transactions are processed in blocks.  Each block has an associated hash number, these numbers are long, impossible to guess or predict, roll out on average once every 10 minutes, and are represented in hexadecimal format.  Meaning that each character represents 16 possible values, from 0 through 9, and A through F. Click the link in the chat description above to view the Bet Board, a visual aid to see the hash bet options.

We degens bet on what will be the last character in the block hash.  This is what we call “Main Bets.”  The buy in for Main Bets is 1000 sats per character.

The Dealer coordinates the bets, lets the players know which bets are taken or available, and lets the players know which block they are betting on, in addition to providing other information.  The optimal number of players is 8 or 16, 8 or fewer players can pick 2 characters each, or 8-16 players pick 1 character each.  If there aren’t enough players to pick all the available characters, that’s fine, if no one’s number hits, we just push the same bets to the next block.

You can follow along with the status of each block using mempool.space

Since block times are totally unpredictable, we usually plan Main Bets out a few blocks in advance to give everyone time to place their bets, and the Dealer a chance to write them all down. It is each player’s responsibility to make sure they are zapped by the other players when they win, and that they zap the winning player when they lose.  If you notice that another player is not zapping the winners, you may notify the Dealer, but it is not the Dealer’s responsibility to enforce payment.

“Side Bets” are also available, and encouraged!  Side bets should be placed after the all the main bets are in.  Side bets can be on whether the last hash character will be Red or Black, Odd, or Even, or Letters or Numbers (at a 3:5 split) You can even bet on Over or Under certain block times.  Any data included in the mempool can used to place a side bet.  Side bets take place between players individually, you can negotiate side bets in the voice chat.  When 2 players agree on a side bet, both players put their hands up, and let the Dealer know so the bets can be recorded.  While Main Bets are limited to 1000 sats per character, Side Bets are where High Rollers really get to flex their wallets, the sky’s the limit.  Just don’t lose your shirt!

So know that you know the rules, sit back, enjoy a cocktail and a stogie from one of our lovely waitresses, and get to know your fellow players.  This is a friendly game, after all.  Enjoy your time at The Casine!


I dunno if we can get all the rules in under 30 seconds....


Working on the script for nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t to read for new users of #thecasine and I just had to add "Nostr" "Casine" and "Npub" to Microsoft Word's dictionary (I hate squiggly red lines lol)


I've always been unlucky, and this is why i don't usually bet, till I discovered #thecasine the place to feel a winner Even when you loose

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On it.


Something like this, then just drop in a new Samsung 980 EVO 1TB nvme SSD (cause I never trust refurbished storage devices)

https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Latitude-Business-Certified-Refurbished/dp/B07GSGV2C8


Oh I misread.  I saw 19 lol


Personally I'd go with DDR4 and an m.2 slot, which you can get with a 14" screen for like $200, but it may be more if a 19" screen is important.


OK now you're gonna get a new laptop and stop using that one right?


I have a better idea.

Let's make all their money worthless and start using a new, better money.


Zap this man so he can get a new laptop and keep working.

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You won


Just thinking about #TheCasine and #degens.

https://image.nostr.build/65223479da76a5d8714407738538073459956dee59a0354571912cd83f978251.jpg


It just couldn't handle the pressure.  R.I.P. to the legend, see you in Valhalla.  Sorry, nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza

https://image.nostr.build/a0acf35a149c89b375a607107a49b1b5b0346d929c2a6024be2e83c3a19b5b6a.jpg


It's just that high roller mindset #thecasine


You owe nostr:npub13cnlldwfhwxd6qf34hnwlfya2m2qrd2zfk0alxnrup6d2fasw9wqxwkzpe 2k sats block 832


#TheCasine Enter in Rear
https://i.nostr.build/9JRA.jpg


#TheCasine tip your dealers! nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5
https://i.nostr.build/GJO7.jpg


They have a public profile and can't have their good name tarnished by being associated with degens


Don't listen to the fud.  #thecasine welcomes all #degens

https://image.nostr.build/e7b319e5f8e3b90b315d37864e92305db1151c47746eeb32f687171bf23ed1a2.jpg


Zapped #thecasine


#TheCasine is open.

https://nostrnests.com/thecasine


I've been to loads of real casinos.  The Casine is the only one where I've gotten hours of laughs for mere pennies.  That's why I'm an addict.  #degen4lyfe


The real Casine was the friends we made along the way.

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Sleepy you may have needed to distance yourself from the casine but I know deep down you're still a degen at heart.


Fukyea I bet nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx would help promote it.


I want the degeneracy to spread across cultures.


Bro you should start a Spanish speaking Casine.

Casine en Español


I just got the 1 and he's a goddamned maniac, so I feel your pain


They'll really be confused when they get to #thecasine

#memes #nostrmemes #memestr

https://image.nostr.build/1afbb0a90c76cc12495f8045e7daa45d4659a3fa808c8567e8d2a973516932e2.jpg


Wild west internet vibes.


You can definitely do better at #thecasine


Fuck yeah.


Lol.  He doesn't get to use social media while he's at the fiat mines.


I'm starting my business. Done with my current dead end career.

I already have enough capital at current BTC prices, it's happening.


Cause it's work and they'd rather be scrolling tiktok videos too.

Me, I'm a bad parent cause I'm addicted to #thecasine


Let's hope so.


I think he sold it in exchange for some anal lube to make the rapings more bearable


It's not a real bull run til you get a call from that high-school friend asking if now's a good time to go all in.


(НА РУССКОМ НИЖЕ)

Did you know that the NOSTR protocol is not only decentralized microblogging, but also...

…A platform for long texts: www.habla.news and blogo.site
...Decentralized website hosting: www.hostr.cc
...Web store: www.shopstr.store and www.plebeian.market
...Decentralized text publishing (alternative to PasteBin): www.nosbin.com
...Note taking tool: www.listr.lol
...URL shortener that will *never* stop working: www.w3.do
...A meme channel: www.memestr.app
...Decentralized torrent archive: www.dtan.xyz
...Chess: jesterui.github.io
...Audio player: www.wavman.app
...Music creation and publishing platform: www.stemstr.app
...Podcast platform (that pays when you use it): www.fountain.fm
...A collaborative clipboard with end-to-end encryption: www.sendstr.com

Use convenient bridges to...
…Link NOSTR to Fediverse (Mastodon, ActivityPub, etc.): www.mostr.pub
…Link NOSTR to Matrix: www.github.com/8go/matrix-nostr-bridge
…Turn any RSS feed (Twitter, Mastodon, Reddit, ScuttleButt, etc.) into a Nostr account you can subscribe to: rsslay.nostr.moe

Stuck in Twitter (X)? Use EXIT.pub to automatically migrate all your content today: www.exit.pub

I am not mentioning NOSTR-based encrypted messengers (like Pulsar or 0xChat) here, for while they are good, they are still vastly inferior in terms of security to inherently privacy-oriented messengers like Session and SimpleX.

Did you find this bunch of links useful? Please zap me a cent :)

***

А вы знали, что NOSTR-протокол — это не только децентрализованный микроблоггинг, но ещё и…

…Платформа для длинных текстов: www.habla.news/ и www.blogo.site
…Децентрализованный хостинг для веб-сайтов: www.hostr.cc
…Веб-магазины: www.shopstr.store и www.plebeian.market
…Децентрализованная публикация отрывка текста (аналог PasteBin): www.nosbin.com
…Сайт для заметок: www.listr.lol
…Сокращения URL, которые *никогда* не перестанут работать: www.w3.do
…Канал с мемами: www.memestr.app
…Децентрализованный торрент-архив: www.dtan.xyz
…Шахматы: jesterui.github.io
…Аудио-плеер: www.wavman.app
…Платформа для создания и публикации музыки: www.stemstr.app
…Платформа для подкастов (которая платит за её использование): www.fountain.fm
…Коллективный буфер обмена с конечным шифрованием: www.sendstr.com

Используйте удобные мосты для…
…Связи Nostr с Fediverse (Mastodon, ActivityPub, проч.): www.mostr.pub
…Связи Nostr с Matrix: www.github.com/8go/matrix-nostr-bridge
…Превращения любой RSS-ленты (Twitter, Mastodon, Reddit, ScuttleButt, проч.) в Nostr-аккаунт, на который можно подписаться: rsslay.nostr.moe

Застрял:а в Твиттере (Х)? Используй EXIT.pub для автоматической миграции всего контента уже сегодня: www-exit.pub

Я не привожу здесь зашифрованных мессенджеров на базе NOSTR (вроде Pulsar или 0xChat), ибо хотя они и хороши, они значительно уступают по безопасности мессенджерам, изначально ориентированным на приватность, таким как Session и SimpleX.

#nostr #services #nostrservices #pastebin #zerobin #fediverse #matrix #memes #podcast #music #longread #torrent #store #webstore #twitter #rss #russian #русский


We're gonna get along great


We are going to be insufferable this Christmas.


We are amazingly persuasive


#thecasine #degens

https://image.nostr.build/9c33aee7257dac77c69df8f027526d9a78f6904e276155b97fb83e5c3bd78371.jpg


#Degens rest but we never quit.

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Gn


Just won enough sats at #thecasine to see my bhole clorox man

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She so purdy

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Zap here #thecasine


Paid


NICE


I think so since sleepy nuked the Telegram chat


Got you


You say degenerate like it's a bad thing.


Nostr's premier underground gambling club.


Rehab is for quitters 💯


That's me with my #coffee thinking about #thecasine

https://i.nostr.build/RXoZ.png


Don't be ashamed of the #degens, we're a good time ;)

#thecasine

https://image.nostr.build/906d58ae4eaba0d3878b1fa75a9085964e09505c7b49617a36cb4f35cad01ca0.jpg


Which keys?  Nostr or Bitcoin?


NO FEDS, NO COMMIES


Pay what you owe #thecasine


Hey no incriminating evidence


Physically I'm at band practice but mentally I'm still in #thecasine


nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl @gazoo nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1ehg5cqekjlj2jqqhc7z9y2sjq4am42dntahcyn225twv9xdu2m2sl5qe5t
#TheCasine
https://i.nostr.build/DJX8.jpg


Fucking up their poor algorithms


No.  Can't live without #TheCasine


#TheCasine #degens

https://m.primal.net/HSEN.png


Only the good die young.
Munger and Kissinger live to a hundred.


#TheCasine Royale
https://i.nostr.build/7JLv.jpg


This is cgi right?


High / Low?

GET LOW, GET LOW!


Another day at #thecasine https://i.nostr.build/4ZBA.jpg


#TheCasine #degens

https://image.nostr.build/b421fe9e832fc659b8133052412c8acb11b917a333430042fe1b1248303db0ca.jpg


Join us: https://nostrnests.com/thecasine

#degens #TheCasine

https://m.primal.net/HRxX.jpg


nostr:npub1dmahfent0mtlh8ahhzu0ztslhw470azcyw3n599vvrxfysfg25mqurhrpq nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 I'm her enforcer better pay what you owe nostr:npub13cnlldwfhwxd6qf34hnwlfya2m2qrd2zfk0alxnrup6d2fasw9wqxwkzpe


#TheCasine #degens


Join the #degens at https://nostrnests.com/thecasine

No feds, no commies


Can't win if you don't play #TheCasine

https://image.nostr.build/c45b8f2357e0eb49aef31392cb8481a44b9726149157eac4ba1f1aae71e890b6.jpg


3 6 9 damn she fine


Bitch, gimme my money!

#TheCasine


We're gonna fire up #TheCasine as soon as Plebchain Radio is done.


Let's fucking go I'll wear that degen badge with pride


#thecasine is now open

https://nostrnests.com/thecasine


Scared money don't make none!


I'm feeling lucky today boys, LFG!

#FROGTALK nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub1dmahfent0mtlh8ahhzu0ztslhw470azcyw3n599vvrxfysfg25mqurhrpq nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7

https://image.nostr.build/1f95d4b419734824f660f46dae4d3848679112ca3a0b9a3ca8c2aad99e2143fb.jpg


The 🐸 Casine will open 🔜 nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 nostr:note1th76qxnag3yshwu3gkuff4udcyl35qelatdxvszss67kkh6xudrsl96g65


LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


That's the best time to gamble, you're more in tune with the universe's vibrations and therefore more lucky.  Or something.


The degeneracy never ends

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Scared money don't make none.


Y'all still going? nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza


Or, hear me out...  get on #frogtalk and gamble with the degens.


Asking for evidence of an accusation is not libel you fucking moron.


We can stop anytime we want.


There are all kinds of tricks for dream recollection.  Some can also lead to lucid dreaming.


My motto since 1998


I pick fights with internet strangers like it's my full time job 💯


You got any evidence?


You're free to say whatever you want.  And I'm free to highlight it.  People want to know who they're dealing with, and turns out they don't want to deal with you!


Hey, ima make sure everyone knows you're a racist piece of shit.  Hope that's okay.


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 yall be careful who you let in your circle.

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He should make a post so we don't just have to zap his profile.  For visibility.


Gotta step away from #frogtalk but I remember my shit nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub1unsnfxtxsht58arcpq3d34rskx99zln79axv9v4awq5ar5sguv6qk68r2y nostr:npub1dmahfent0mtlh8ahhzu0ztslhw470azcyw3n599vvrxfysfg25mqurhrpq nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83

https://image.nostr.build/fd885a72572fca2d6a654c7cd4ea155fb765e476b43f9487cdd8592fdc19e8ab.jpg


A nice Caucasian

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Apparently this really happened

https://www.thedailybeast.com/for-israel-hamas-war-expertise-fox-turns-to-fabio

With tens of thousands of demonstrators gathered in the nation’s capital on Tuesday to express their support for Israel and denounce rising antisemitism, Fox Business Network anchor Neil Cavuto turned to an expert on the fragile geopolitics of the Middle East to break down the conflict in Gaza.

Fabio.


Looks sus


If using stable diffusion, use txt2image to generate the image, then use inpaint to randomly change one of the characters to the hidden animal.

Txt2image alone will always put the hidden subject dead center, or repeat it over and over.


I'm sorry, I love your projects, just couldn't resist.


Oh shit Ida never guessed

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Bet you can't find the hidden animal.

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Elephant


This burger looks so much smaller in nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw's hands than it does in mine...

#foodstr #cheeseburgers

https://image.nostr.build/d53ded0483d4561b8040dee3097d1aeffd1dd60838024a93bc6345eec13de3fb.jpg


At Lea's of Lecompte.  I promise this #burger is bigger than it looks.

https://image.nostr.build/cfbc9b12b35a1fb0a2cb5343ca1b16f0af04c0d04aa2f7ce31828f4a2b28063d.jpg


Well did she at least get to do any illegal gambling while she was there?


Who tf is posting that shit?  WOODCHIPPER TIME!


I hate it when I miss drama :(


Bad things come in 3's, what about miracles?


Shocked


Gm. #tunestr

https://youtu.be/_PEv7eK-Uh0?si=s10Diq3uHGrqN9Pv


I like gambling.


See, nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl I'm not the only one who does road nests!


When nostr:npub1qtvl2em0llpnnllffhat8zltugwwz97x79gfmxfz4qk52n6zpk3qq87dze mines their first block, every miner that included hash power gets a swimming pool. This is the bonus that nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk mentioned.


Wow, that’s some headline.
https://image.nostr.build/cdb975ecb1ad469012ccfd4f64a1d6492e3c1c930f3977cd8a875ad9f359c869.jpg


First #Munger now #Kissinger, I just don't know how much more #joy my heart can take.  #blessed


What's your tribe?  I'm mostly here cause it's weird and feels like the old-school internet.


Got tired of waiting on this note and zapped your profile.


Let it ride, daddy needs a new pair of shoes


I like the 1st contestants answer better though


outrageous
https://image.nostr.build/4d98a5f72af2162ef770d980216fb089883f272b3a57b0fcbc3e86c0dc0b5349.jpg


The node is in the can.


Me and nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx are going skating


Munger death rally commences. https://image.nostr.build/397b322562dbb9eec01327ae4296f9033e7195f676874e1f4491e219704d7293.jpg


Yea Boi cash me in a nest


Ima keep talking about it, but ima also stay weird (and dramatic)

nostr:nevent1qqs83xz4thva357kwm03t5gs7y6uw53jwmumjfg6yccpwqvxukc6wsspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqgc37yc0


#bitcoin https://m.primal.net/HRZu.png


How much in kickbacks has the dog taken from big pharma?


It's fucking retarded that you have to spend more on a large computer monitor or digital billboard in order to get a "dumb" TV nowadays


Yum yum, yakamein.

nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub1tnprg2cgjkxep00p4ef567lacdga8q93evmlft3pwrd2nv47sngqjzppwc

https://image.nostr.build/f36b251bcacbe0f1f6ff7d3c6b9b182dda0b9c68fa8c9c5a7e38f5140db64e7b.jpg


were you trying to tag me?


Don't play with me you know what I'm talking about


subliminal advertising.  buy #bitcoinhttps://m.primal.net/HRZu.png https://m.primal.net/HRZv.png https://m.primal.net/HRZw.png https://m.primal.net/HRZy.png


Better than donating plasma not as good as selling drugs


I don't mean to toot my own horn but so far I'm the only person nostr:npub1pq2ll9l7qdmxsfqyrd5w9gul8c7ftqy9yepcqvc8a2l2ys9zhd6sk42rew has responded to.  nostr:npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp just got a heart reaction, I got a full sentence.

I'm a nostr celebrity now.

https://image.nostr.build/d9f4402411c0db390133a23d13f1ef1a3fad2393541b1e0b49d7ea9a8a081354.jpg


I'm outside alot and the sun is brighter than my phone screen


What better introduction to #nostr than a string of bugs?  Glad to have you, nostr:npub1pq2ll9l7qdmxsfqyrd5w9gul8c7ftqy9yepcqvc8a2l2ys9zhd6sk42rew !

https://image.nostr.build/43220aa259a434d70fa570c394c0dfa82b54451e4bdac65e1c25c9309d79b287.jpg


Hey settle a bet, where does all Max's energy come from?


Takes more than 1 at this point lol


Word on the street nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 skeet so much they call him Billy #Ocean


The one from the 60's with the Rat Pack


Gm


Hearing an Aussie complain about birds reminds me of this internet gem.  nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6

https://youtu.be/mO-OpFjHRbE?si=u7GOajXMwDKPvXeJ


Bring back tar and feathers!


How much of that is memes?


Gm

nostr:nevent1qqstfjss2q9r3t580e6zr62zn0yzqkk2kwget6getwqzk79ksux478qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqdqakkn782f37jgftkp2ftxf888c5eef8v0yz70afdwq23xylsh0qvzqqqqqqy37e336


They can have my meat when they pry it from my hands.

...wait


So all you nostr nest freaks that miss my resident bird this is just for you. It’s a duet with another feathered fuck. Sound up

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx nostr:npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5 nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0 nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2 nostr:npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5 nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r https://v.nostr.build/vxal.mp4


SHUT THE FUCK UP


It adds up


I fucked around and drank some earl gray tea at 11pm.


He's annoyed.  He didn't want chicken on his paw.


#catstr #memes #memestr


It's my way of life

https://image.nostr.build/7dcab6f53fddcbeeb6fe58100e33aafec365b8a468c9525eebaed663f73fa232.jpg


We're gonna be friends and there's *nothing you can do about it.*


I think that's what Spring is trying to do, but the various apps don't always play nice with it.


Slip like Freudian, first and last step to playing yourself like accordion


By the time you get a raspi, power supply, case, external hdd, and sd card you're looking at over $200, at which point I'd say just get a refurbished Dell Optiplex.  They're much more reliable and higher performance than a Pi and if something breaks its modular and you can replace individual components, unlike a Pi.  The same Docker container for RasPi will run in Ubuntu on an Intel Dell Optiplex, too.


Gn


Yo. I've submitted Nostr Connect extension to Firefox . Maybe it will take few day to pass review process. I will look into publish Nostr Connect to Safari too.

https://m.primal.net/HRSR.png


So is #alby able to skirt US #money transmitter license and KYC laws by not directly handling #lightning payments?  Is that why you also need #zeus?  Why is it that the #chrome extension seems to be a fully fledged ln #wallet but the #android app is neutered?  Is this where #walletofsatoshi went wrong?  Someone point me to an #eli5 please.  #asknostr #plebs


Couldn't do that in my town, some meth head would steal it for the copper lol


I must've already forgotten them

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Like last call at the bar, suddenly everyone gets real ugly.


It seems like it is cause it is like it is.


They want to take your corn , your guns , your fucking whatever man.
They are trying to ban fireplaces in Ireland, and fucking turf ffs.
 If it puts the power in your hands , they don't want people having it, its fucking obvious at this point.

Dig your fucking heels in , and every inch they drag you towards neo-serfdom , make them pay full-price.


I fucking love nostr

nostr:nevent1qqsd9mlpxq3hgxwdr5rapyzfyf5qlajgzlc3w3djfks6apgk2jcs5nqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqgxjnqgddf0e9vz94hszawadeypk6aquc6rtqpq4cs45ydh7ftf0qvzqqqqqqyk5a85g


This is when I lost all faith in Peter Schiff 😂 #nostrmemes #memes #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/HRMJ.jpg


I still don't know what this is about


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl and nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz volunteer to talk about their periods for hours on end.


#womenlist

nostr:nevent1qqs965t6t42nnrt96nflk0925jtd6v7ee00afxlnnevgkrkqjgcld0gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyr878dp3dkg9xddkeczkhg8vyv94s73ngwq7s2le5q4psnedq68c6qcyqqqqqqgfam60s


Asus Tuf Gaming RTX 3060 ti 8gb


Not your keys not your coins


If we all refuse the global ID panopticon then our reputation will be all we've got.


Since Musk backed down from the Zuck fight I guess this'll have to do.


🤡🌎 ... https://image.nostr.build/84fa32433f60d19e0dc0531f3e2d5aa022906eaae6ec913f4340996cd7aa1ea5.jpg


Ice T is a national treasure we must protect him at all costs


"Ableist" is a retarded word.


You're not in the US though so rock and roll.


time to opt out

https://m.primal.net/HRMy.jpg


my precious

https://m.primal.net/HRMm.png


Who all was in there last night? nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh nostr:npub1nqx3lfjxpkqhck3kgrdtkhncvffe94l7qrep6ftw49nphnmw9szqvh3quf nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1cpstx8lzhwctunfe80rugz5qsj9ztw8surec9j6mf8phha68dj6qhm8j5e


This is what I was talking about last night in the #nest.  #Bitcoin, monero, silver, #gold, are all great, but there's no substitute for community if or when the SHTF.

https://www.corbettreport.com/solutions-survival-currency/


Fuck the feds.  Fuck an ETF.  Fuck a CBDC.  We are the agora.  They can have my hardware wallet when they pry it from my cold dead hands.


I knew this day would probably come, but didn't expect it so soon.

I am being investigated for running an illegal money transmission business in Canada (nodeless)

Under the advice of my lawyers I need to shut down the main instance of it.

As you guys know I made Nodeless completely open source in the event that this happens, so that others who don't live under communism can run a honest, privacy focused payments business.

To my clients who are using it, I'm very sorry for the short notice but you'll need to find a new payment processing solution this weekend.

DM me on telegram and I will personally walk you through setting up a btcpayserver instance that you can self host, or even your own instance of nodeless.

I can't give much more information than this, not even supposed to say this much, but I owe it to you guys to let you know what's going on.

To install nodeless on your own server, you can get started here:
https://github.com/nodeless-io/nodeless-monolith


Ahh but are you on the #womenlist ?


I'm a #dumbass and sent #bitcoin to an #internet #stranger on the promise that he'd #mail me a #graphics card, and guess what?  HE ACTUALLY FUCKING SENT IT.  Thanks nostr:npub18u5f6090tcvd604pc8mgvr4t956xsn3rmfd04pj36szx8ne4h87qsztxdp it works great!

https://image.nostr.build/627fcd6781f7a207d3a44f5efa30bad1051e3e2e9f1593fe5fa50eb856863c03.jpg


Lol just stop saying dumb shit


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: NnuO8t9Q5D_JJlcOiqoUyLT2ZKNIZZ3I8f_3pUCLZNc
https://nostrnests.com


Will has me muted, which is hilarious cause he also zapped me 400k sats for a roast contest.


Sometimes folks get muted just for being prolific posters.


Damn man I'm sorry to hear that.  Go see some family for Christmas if you can.


Saw my mom's whole family and ate a weeks worth of food!  How was yours?


Thanks dad


Fuck yeah sleep good


Why do people use Apple products again?


Bitcoin only + No KYC = naughty list.


Fake it til you make it


Not a good look


Don't be jealous

#Thanksgiving

https://image.nostr.build/f150646bcf7ff88cdf1dc5cf9e88402072b231f85f094439c0634e78a68cf146.jpg


24/7 frog Talk, nonstop nest action


Well stop that


A Thanksgiving Poem
"I need to pee!"
"Oh no you do not!
You will pee,
When we arrive at the Airbnb.
We told you specifically,
To pee
Before we leave."

Happy Turkey Day!

#thanksgiving #family #roadtrip

nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw nostr:npub1tnprg2cgjkxep00p4ef567lacdga8q93evmlft3pwrd2nv47sngqjzppwc


The housing crisis is important.   It's a symptom for a bigger issue.  Kinda like how you feel light headed after getting stabbed multiple times and losing several pints of blood.  A good strong coffee fixes light headedness, so that should take care of your stab wounds.


They'd much rather just smile and nod than try to argue with me at this point


Lucky!


I gotta fire up another Umbrel instance, my last vm stopped booting so hard it won't even let me run fsck or boot into single user mode


🦃 Happy #Thanksgiving Nostriches 🦃
https://image.nostr.build/56bd451fd172f354528eef62385b91b03b45482a954599347a438eae9ec3b63d.jpg
#nostr #plebchain #meme #nostrmemes


#memes #meme #nostrmemes #memestr #bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/34ba2f985bdbf6e991b4c0409fb058b7fcee116ed2a929d82cb2f72aea054ab1.jpg


It doesn't matter if you're a grandpa gold bug, Wall Street Bets diamond hands retard, or laser eyed Bitcoin Hodler, we all agree on one thing: inverse Cramer.


Poopbot confirmed


BRB selling my stack


Meh you're basically in the ocean.


Gm and Happy Thanksgiving to my US friends.


ONE HUNDRED FOURTY TABS


Wtf is this glitch?

nostr:nevent1qqsgvsvxm04tf2jrdpfwh72e4k2m3cl8vfjtnaz7fd402pl60sszsqqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyz2cka22r577td0v5rlrr5k42h69zvjlsjv2s0dpn9ahln2u885gcqcyqqqqqqgumtlp9


I didn't know it was *that* type of bar


We are a different kind of assholes

Stay humble stack sats gfy


I jus knows it when I sees it


Fun Fact:  if you use the self checkout lane you're legally required to steal  $7.25 worth of merchandise an hour.


And Louisiana hot sauce


You like to live dangerously I see


Maaaaannn... seems like every nostr profile I come across that's either a commie bastard or a full-blown neonazi is a mostr bridged user...

...but I'll try to keep an open mind.


God damn this is absolute prime cringe.


Gm y'all hope you already took the turkey out the fridge.


Skraight out da boot ya herd


Arkin's Ass


Love Arkansas.  Got some clients in Texarkana,  El Dorado, and Magnolia.


Frog Talk is lit tonight

https://nostrnests.com/frogtalk


He's such a genuine guy that he spent all day practicing crying for this video. Real solid fella.


It's impossible to tell the difference between air replies and schizophrenia


He probably realized I was just too funny and he'd go broke zapping me so he had to mute me as a last resort.  I understand, it doesn't hurt my feelings...

...much


That's an imposter account


I just learned Will muted me, after zapping me 400k sats for roasting him.


How you gonna mute me after I won your roast contest?


Be nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s.
Create app so your friend can keep posting nudes.
Absolute legend.
#memes #memestr #nostrmemes
nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx

https://image.nostr.build/0cf282e10b90d78c87c7a3387cfb924b620e8bb8c118f12a30df63dacbaa8520.jpg


You created a whole app to keep getting to see your friend naked?

Will you are the fucking ultimate gigachad


Next time, you make the rub.  Brown sugar, cayenne, garlic power, lil mustard powder, paprika.   All the good things.


It won't make you rich but it will make you happy

#womenlist #memestr #nostrmemes

https://image.nostr.build/0584d3a8bb2d9303b71ce36d1e703945934774bd3f70ffaf924770291e92b748.jpg


Let me check the #womenlist ...

Okay looks like you're legit


Getting up at 3am to add coal and wood is half the fun of BBQ


Aluminum ain't great for you, but I don't drink sodas or beer from cans so I figure it's okay to use Aluminum cookware occasionally...


Wait, between the meat and the foil, around the foil, or instead of the foil?

I've always just done straight up heavy duty Reynolds foil, what am I missing?


I'm pretty sure nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj lost the source code for #nostrnests and at this point he's too ashamed to admit it.


Crypto critic learns what's wrong with web2.

Will she see the irony?
https://image.nostr.build/7a1d40848269b7e3078b64bed7586cc8746d2140d6c4eb3f93f979bdf25b8a57.jpg


She should get on Nostr


Shots fired.

nostr:nevent1qqsvgmrjcyllthkt3ene0sv3msr4khna8zy68jhfj9638zzs5vqkdvgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrf8qsujw6wzp4n6z5l6w759274sw8hj02hu988kk3h67kpwqk2lyqcyqqqqqqg9hvd88


Fuck I just realized me and biden share a bday.  My cake had fewer candles...

nostr:nevent1qqsqm3nr5vdcq4wuveruqs0dc8lxwkxtngqzuxlgszgg9uszj6qty9gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpmnw5yatnljuff5w47d35d87q99xddqpzlzsac4xzn6vm22ekmn5qvzqqqqqqytpcc8s


how lean is your startup?

deleted 300GB of data and everything still works


Pretty amazing his relays is the most popular and 1+ year worth of notes was only 300gb, tbh


Fuk yea gumbo wish it were colder outside


#Gumbo. That's it. That's the note.

#foodstr #cajun


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s how much did you delete?


nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg and nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5
nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 and nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and everyone

Never a dull moment on #TheNostr 🤙


Yeah half the user base got their content wiped and all I care about is the 2 funny people from nests being frens again


Plebs can't delete notes, Will can do whatever he wants.


Do you like 10,000 sat per vbyte fees?  Cause that's how you get 10,000 sat per vbyte fees.


Do the Texas cheat, you'll never go back


I can't watch mommy and daddy fight anymore.  nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 and nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 please make friends again.


Thanks!


I already barely read coindesk, looks like it's about to become never lol


That's a Gatorade mirror


Remember, cutting spending on social welfare is nothing without also lifting protections for corporate interests.


I think he's Pinochet 2.0


I never used discord.  From the jump all I could think was "This is just TeamSpeak that I can't self host"


But he's an anarchist... politician.


https://i.nostrimg.com/c82ede77db70fa008a76197e45422f8d0b24a0dbee1d96e5e6ebd8f31f76e67d/file.jpg
#meme #memes


So between bartender and hair metal band?


Just for nerds*

Not needs.

Stupid autocorrect


Yeah, and playing on computers was just for needs til smartphones caught on.

Someone said necessity will be the driving force in nostr / bitcoin adoption, and I agree.  Gradually as more and more people get scrubbed from normie internet for one reason or another, they'll end up here, and our ecosystem will be more vibrant and attractive than the big tech fiat one.

The early internet caught on cause it was weird, it was fun.  Corporations and governments ruined it.

I hope anyway.


At least it's doctored up ramen, not just straight out the bag


Much cocaine is Max Keiser on?

As much as Dick Cheney at the Bohemian Grove


I don't hate racists cause I'm some leftard butthurt commie from reddit.  I hate racists cause I'm a good ol' boy who grew up in a small town in the south and I'm tired of being told who I'm not allowed to associate with by inbred cousin fucking bubbas who don't have 2 braincells to rub together.


Somewhere in the gulf south so I can drive there


Hey new Nostriches, how's it going? What are your pain points on Nostr? What can we/devs do to make your experience better?

One thing that always, always, always comes to mind is Discoverability.

Discoverability is hard and it's something that developers are actively trying to improve upon. Some clients have implemented feeds powered by algorithms, but it's not widespread.

In the meantime, if you're new to Nostr and you've created an absolute banger of a note that you feel others should see, please take advantage of the Derek Algo. Just mention me in your top tier note, and I'll check it out and share it with the masses if I agree that it definitely needs more eyeballs.

🫂🤙🏻💜


I use Amethyst and Primal.

I'd like clients to implement a 'favorites' list to be able to view specific people quickly.   I use private bookmarks to do this currently but it's not exactly right.

Another client change, long threads with multiple levels of sub replies get confusing.   A little plus/minus toggle to hide replies to 1 level of the conversation would be rad af.


I see some variation of this guy https://de9o6n2ujz7l.cloudfront.net/uploads/blog/40/image.jpg


Bro idk what your problem is, we just need to raise the minimum wage again

THST WILL FIX EVERYTHING


What a great way to say, "I fuck my sister, and I'm not ashamed"


"Max and Staci are gonna pick you up in a van..."


The total extent of my shitcoinery was GPU mining Litecoin and Namecoin to trade for Bitcoin on BTC-e.

Oh yeah, and trading my Bitcoin Cash for Bitcoin immediately.


Bro you eat tums for fun?


Tums antacid is literally just chalk.

Gn.


That's one of those Melania Trump Christmas trees.


That's a pretty metal turtle.


#art #life #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/1e5204d57a5af5161ef362f6bdcbb7c02efffafc47fabafca8f28e3b82b9277e.jpg


Don't go here, don't click this.   https://www.facebook.com/100073294172723/videos/650701340296052


Yeah but it's literally the way God set it up.  Everything has to move in seasons, Everything has to take a break.  It's in the fabric of the universe.


Idgaf what happens to Sam #Altman, I just hope they continue #Worldcoin so I can get my eyes scanned for #shitcoins.


I read that ChatGPT costs something like $700,000 per day to operate. That doesn't count their other services, or salaries, marketing,  etc... $21mil per month just for GPU hours for 1 product. How many premium subscriptions do you think they have sold realistically?


Gn sweet prince


Great!  but don't use 2 separate images, put em in the same .png

nostr:nevent1qqsx58ywytm86xky22k66upp3fpegvxnm7l2gz2l85yw05w5c4k3fzqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyr4tpe6k6v4cp0x5vneas39cqspsxp66z04tcdve5a3vntr6hy057qcyqqqqqqgaayusu

https://image.nostr.build/8775be04f63f64562bf20eb20af7066924f875ec548464752e94eb5b448985d1.jpg


Fuck RFK and Nikki Haley.  Fuck dems and reps all the same.


I'll have 1 of each


Just roll with the typos, we're all mad here


S A F E   A N D   E F F E C T I V E .


Feelin' cute. Wanna share my friend's work. I have yet to #purplepill him but the hubs and I are working on him.

This shirt was designed for a Halloween party hosted at a local bar. The party started out as a small house party and outgrew the backyard. The bands that performed are also listed on the back but I don't have a picture of that. You'll survive.

Behold, Paul Ruebears.

https://image.nostr.build/cb3feee8d12a19090f56427fbc4d4e1b549f51b6e0c873695a7cb360277495ce.jpg


I'll show you my list if you show me yours.

#womenlist #nostrmemes #grownostr

https://image.nostr.build/edfbfdd85ba1b2ae85cbb8d6801ddad0ad42ac45b6c2bbdf519f0be324768d43.jpg


#womenlist #grownostr #nostrmemes

We love you nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r

https://image.nostr.build/808dac4aa577bb19b5a465fe0cc130daff0ad23540131bf8f9ba8879245ea1e6.jpg


Gotta pad out that #womenlist lol


I've done that TWICE.  (Of thousands of attempts)


Princess Stickerface

https://image.nostr.build/41cf7d7d21d22c651d06a534d7fd7378221add78e98c4890b7e92249ed8429f8.jpg


After the "cyber pandemic"


Governments can suck my whole dick


Authoritarians gonna authoritariate


He's clearly planning on doing some shady shit


Ladies and gentlemen,

I am deeply honored to accept the role of CEO at OpenAI. Our journey has been remarkable, but the road ahead is even more exciting. Together, we will continue pushing the boundaries of artificial intelligence. We'll focus on democratizing access to AI, fostering responsible development, and advancing research to address global challenges. OpenAI will be at the forefront of ethical AI, shaping a future where technology serves humanity. Thank you for your trust, and let's embark on this transformative path together.


You're not fooling anyone lol


You're bullshit lol


Hey, I'm a troll, but I'm a fun troll.

My shenanigans are cheeky and fun, her shenanigans are tragic and cruel.


My son making #zen #rock #art at the #whataburger parking lot

https://image.nostr.build/4fd71a79babc7a62bb288f933c31830eb119cfdc93d7e28a19a3e263d45200b9.jpg


Needs a lil mayo and lime juice to be a good honey mustard.

Garlic and cayenne make it a great honey mustard.

Course ground instead of yellow make an epic honey mustard.


That guy is an asshole.


Yeah I thought it was a funny observation, she did not.


We are distinct from God the way my son and I are distinct but he is also made in my image.  One day I will die.  One day my son will have my knowledge and abilities, or greater.


Married men live on average 12 years longer than bachelors, which makes sense, lions in captivity live much longer than they do in the wild.

GOOD MORNING.


I take a different approach.   As we are all God, or at the very least made in the image of God by virtue of our consciousness, then any act of aggressive violence toward our fellow man is an act of violence against God.  This reasoning makes any form of authoritarianism immoral, as no godman has  the right to rule over any other godman.  Thus, Voluntaryism is the only possible moral or logical system of social order.


Oh I got one:

https://image.nostr.build/3d377a80879706ddc736952f08a488a07669577246ee2b8cb980ec9823d55724.jpg


Driving #music

#tunestr Guaranteed to keep your ass awake.

https://youtu.be/SW9H1b7zXUY?si=pfA58aWcsio8_PBa


It's got Randy Newman!


nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza what's your favorite Death Grips song?

https://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco?si=LZH49-dQAtxj6lXt


#tunestr #music

https://youtu.be/YL0TahH37hw?si=AQZHS_RpRI38rujO


UBI?  I think I'd rather have a UTI.


When To Take Profits On Your Bitcoin
https://odysee.com/@TraderUniversity:a/when-to-take-profits-on-your-bitcoin:7


I should invest in more lead and brass.


Who wouldn't want quality content like this

https://image.nostr.build/ee472ea5a8d9d99ba13f596b0199044a954b6670ad6beb7a7e060b68c71c34c3.jpg


Got: Remote tech support skills, refurbished computers sometimes, silly AI pictures.

Want: food, weed, and my mortgage to be paid.


But I tell all my normie friends I'm just here for the tech lol


I'm secretly on nostr to build my barter and trade network so I can hopefully live off Bitcoin after the goddamned powers that be turn off our bank accounts and give us all CBDC's


Proof of spaghetti for nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 and nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 's #frogtalk channel.


God Eneru just got defeated and they fell from Skypia into a marine base!


Baby mama's #spaghetti

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

https://image.nostr.build/17c2fbd864c41e93aa2dec4bdc0f2f7198bd85315f1eb3fe5c3ca58a3abd17a8.jpg


Yeah. I partner with LibertyX at my shop, US based.  When I started they were NoKYC for purchases under $500, now America wants your drivers license if you buy any amount.  Fuck the government.


I made the mistake of "upgrading" from 7 to 8 when it was new.

I'm staying on 10 til EOL


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl what's that screencap service you made me try?  Is it just a Chrome extension?


Cyber Polygon - The Cyber Pandemic

It ain't gonna be pretty.


I just did this joke and scrolled down to see you did it an hour ago and I can't delete my comment cause nostr...


Her name is Angel!


Sniff it, if it smells like an evergreen then it's an ornament


Fuck Elon.  He's on record saying social media should kyc all users.


In Canada


I zap nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft periodically if that counts...


I've never broken 300 when I check on #amethyst but on #primal I'm consistent around 302.  I think I'm using the same relay list on both...


Nobody wants to work for free.


Thanks!


Let's crash the dollar and see if the US and their allies can hold military hegemony.


I have somewhere between 2 and 302 followers.


A lot of people have no idea how anything works.  I  barely do, but I know enough to have a fixed rate mortgage.


#Gm and #Pv, fellow birds.

nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

https://image.nostr.build/4dbfc91cd19dff293b0cd250ee41cc04f5835d8cffafd92b8e19213e6e67229d.jpg


Breaking Bad is a soap opera, The Wire is a parable.  Also, Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure.  He was the best part of Breaking Bad and the human drama in Better Call Saul is more realistic while the violence is less over the top.  But of course you have to watch Breaking Bad first.


The Wire.

Also, Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad.


THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!

#bitcoin is #illuminati confirmed

https://image.nostr.build/322aeca1681c5af296fb6ba4cb1bf0a7ceddb98941c1f0915ccb8f62f1ad056a.jpg


Thanks daddy


Bro.

New business idea.

Yoga shooting range.

It'll be all the rage in Colorado.


I want to speak to the nostr manager.


Inexcusable.  I demand a refund.


It helps to be slightly drunk


You're sharing 3 year old Q drops?  C'mon, man...


🤫🤫🤫🤫
https://image.nostr.build/8f01c34048a41502e8489090e50922fc33f5c07b899122003e59b50966a0ebde.jpg


The hierarchy of victimhood.  Blacks are more privileged than Trans people, so they cannot poke fun at them.  Trans people are at the bottom so they can say anything they want.  Cis straight white males cannot make fun of anyone, but must take abuse from everyone.   These are the rules.


Isn't it nice finding out you're a literal terrorist?


Y'all wish my bro  nostr:npub19kv32nhqh3cup05fyk829w0xe8fvrkpz2my2uqscsnvce9dkunqqjejjwn a happy 40th #birthday and #zap his butt off


Two sides of the aisle… same conclusion…. FoR yOuR sAfEtY

Patriot Act 2.0? https://i.nostr.build/Yml7.jpg https://i.nostr.build/werq.jpg


"Every person on social media should be verified by their name "because of" national security."

Mask off. The uniparty wants to control speech on the Internet. The first step is forcing people to verify themselves on social media.

They're losing control and clamping down.

https://m.primal.net/HQHS.mp4


They can all suck my balls.

I am Kajoozie Maflingo and I approve this message.


Hey thanks!


The look on that interviewers face...


I like brisket AND joints!


You're a one note song


Was he on the flight logs?


In band practice!


I asked my parents if they think #math is real, like if they think it was invented or discovered by Man, and they got mad at me and changed the subject.


Billy Graham Crackers

https://m.primal.net/HQBh.png


I think they all do, on Amethyst tap your profile icon then tap "accounts" at the bottom.


I said what I said.

#GM

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"Just like with cash..."

"Okay we'll just keep using cash then"

"No, that will be illegal,  we can't remotely disable cash"


Werther's Original should make a vape.  Good night!

#gn #nostr


diffusion.to prompt: adam explaining to GOD how it's Eve's fault that they ate the forbidden fruit
beauty realism, small, square, 150 steps
#artstr #puffpuffpaint

https://image.nostr.build/a5970875eb3162e5946b7fbd69dfe11129b1d24187a663f94e3d9c3db178da7f.jpg


Aaaaawwww shit.

How do i put this on my profile (amethyst)?


With cloud AI, 24/7 news monitoring, and  Multisig smart contracts, we now have the ability to build anonymous assassination markets for the first time in history.

I'd put a few thousand sats on Bill Gates or Elon Musk.


#nostritis


My hands hurt from too many notes, think I got nostritis


Look at all that airplane wreckage on the lawn...

...oh wait


This is nostr, nazis are allowed here.

Which is great.  They don't have to hide it, so they identify themselves.  It makes them easier to troll lol.


At least he was one of the first mainstream voices to call for an end to the the C19 lockdowns and speak out against vax mandates.


Technically I'm  a Millennial but I identity as GenX


You know, maybe we should try it here...


NEVER FUCKING FORGET.  NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE.

nostr:nevent1qqsq8wgsn5cz7dwdm79yte8nsanngva5gspex3h4c03ygm4kavszkrspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzypqweavm2cqfsyl2fscgrvvan4f97akm7fg6tgpcnd975f7r56uc7qcyqqqqqqgqw2ye8


Sunday means time for server upgrades in this household.

You know what they say, everyone has a test environment, some are just lucky enough to have a separate production environment.


“But dad, it’s free sand!”

https://image.nostr.build/526eaf696988da9c3bd746ccb83905bd3c0e93e4aeb230716b4756558f84a64d.jpg


Never tested.  Never masked.  Never vaxxed.  Still won't shop at places where I was discriminated against.


I love shrimp.


Secret service watches as Joe enjoys his morning stroll over homeless kids after a rainy day at the park.  Source:  Reuters

https://m.primal.net/HPte.png


did they fix my image after this note?  Neat!


Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketslave.


This is why I didn't go Nostrasia

nostr:nevent1qqs2qkh068k3nx8rjjyts36wq8qn2rjrmu4cm34vgum8gsc6pm0d36qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrphk65z4xx7x6xpqjaudk3k24c7ck3x8vrs2lg289mmfsz6lflxxqcyqqqqqqgwnhe3t


See, this why I didn't go to #nostrasia


Sir, I am a pink bird.


He's got a point


You know what, you're right.

Ive come to a new conclusion, based on your logic.  You're genetic pool is basically animal, and your family should be enslaved to service me and my family.  Or just wiped out entirely.

It all makes sense now.


You hate jews because (you claim) they see themselves as racially superior.

You hate blacks because you see yourself as racially superior.

You see no contradiction.


Just figured the worst comment was yours.


BOTH, APPARENTLY


Wow you really blamed a father for his daughter's death.  You're a gross person lol.


I love how #primal puts the image url directly after the note text with no space, thus ruining the url.  Great stuff.

#amethyst is better lol


Yes, and McGregor was arrested in Dublin, where he is a national hero.


Be a real man.https://m.primal.net/HPpl.jpg


It is good.


That tends to happen, see Kevin Spacey


Slack is the fabric of time and space.


She had to go to the emergency room with black eyes and a torn anus....


Maaaan, I wish he weren't a rapist


#nostr fixes this


I fixed it for you

https://image.nostr.build/56e9904ed74b2d90dbf75a0ca07669f66756e10a13f06eb94cd323920bf57167.jpg


Yeah but you also support ethnonationalism...


//price


//price

(Test note please ignore)


Is she included?


I got one going on in my backyard, cmon


They're trying to claw back market share from all the other video platforms.


I used to think that, when I was growing up in a podunk redneck small town.  Then I moved to where people live and learned that no, most people aren't racist, only assholes.


In other words, shoplifting is encouraged lol


Who this guy?

https://image.nostr.build/af050b55858b896d8c8fd661023f962af994f2bd065fc80bad0931f471822a46.jpg


Alright I'm out of the loop who is this?


Reminder: you have until January 22, 2024 to submit a comment and you can do it anonymously if you choose.

I already did. It takes 2 minutes.

Do it.

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2023/10/23/2023-23449/proposal-of-special-measure-regarding-convertible-virtual-currency-mixing-as-a-class-of-transactions#open-comment nostr:note1lr8pqf4yyw4elusjxk2p0puf6kfd724yq4xgs4s4zyypdempaz6q9lujjp


Bruh you gotta ask for napkins now


Thanks but I'm not a serious person

I'm a very silly flamingo.


Zuck doesnt want teens to be mentally healthy?  https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/180/notsurprisedkirk.jpg


It's a step toward banning self custody.  They want a clean, manageable, non-threatening Bitcoin.   It's our responsibility to keep Bitcoin a threat.


Global digital ID is just a cOnSpiRaCy ThEoRy


It's a coincidence.

Just like Event 201.


Nostr's crazy cause there are people here who are celebrities that no one has ever heard of anywhere else.


No, genius, they're all dumbass progressive democrats so they wanna force me to get vaxxed and take my guns, but none of them are openly racist, so stop projecting.


Get stuffed.


Wait, so if they say something racist against blacks that's wrong...

...but not if you do it?


Oh okay see that's weird cause I have LOADS of Jewish friends and nary a one is into Eugenics, almost like you're ascribing the decisions of Netanyahu and a few super rich jews to a whole ethnic group and then complaining about that ethnic group for doing THE EXACT SAME THING YOU ARE DOING.   Fucking retard.


Oh OK.  So your boy Hitler was into Eugenics but it was naive but now we know better which is why the jews are all bad guys.

You don't think often,  huh?


No.


Wacky sacky to you too.


Eth is proof of stake garbage and will be the perfect backbone for cbdc's.  Good luck.


Gold will never go to zero.  But one day people will only count Gold's value per ounce in terms of Satoshis, not fiat.

All things will be valued sats.

The dollar is ABSOLUTELY going to zero though.


Fuck you.  Get zapped.


Something about this guy as an action hero just ruins Crusade
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Bill_Lumbergh_Office_Space.jpeg


Me and nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl just finished it, got through the TV movies, and started "Crusade" staring Lumberg, but that's where we drew the line.  That show is fucking awful.  I still need to download "The Road Home"


There's so many platforms that should use nostr as a backend user database.  Looking at you, fountain.fm


Merry #Christmas, Motherfuckers.

#aiart #memes #memestr #ai #art

https://m.primal.net/HPeS.png


Words to live by.

#memes #memestr #meme

https://m.primal.net/HPeO.jpg


Zapping devs is a great way to send them a direct message they HAVE to read lol

nostr:nevent1qqspy2e62f6r0q9sycvwa5ldj5xzzhj09n7k4xh6dmkhp94yehwxqsspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygzmqxp6kmp7xg4lf4qudvawlxzk9g2ys3ahfx25xunu25u6z9zk8cpsgqqqqqqsccc4xa


Thank you for letting me shitpost in the future


I wasn't aware.  It's my least favorite red.


Gold will go up.  Just not nearly as much as Bitcoin.


We do like you.


Anything but merlot...


Y r u gay 4 jews? 🏳🌈🇮🇱🤣💦🍆


Everybody wants the State to have the authority to do ethnic cleansings til its their turn to get ethnically cleansed

nostr:nevent1qqsq7hp56q84txftq73wp4pmpr20rnxwuqgsmhgz2w42ys0xgkhufhcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqgajhvdy


Yall really can't stop thinking about jews, huh?  Hey if that's your fetish, do your thing, I don't kink shame lol


Yeah, Sabrina, I must be cause I'm still talking to you lol


No, Hitler was huge into Eugenics, there's not really any sane person who would argue that fact.

The question is, what do you think your nazi heroes will do with your bloodline once eugenics are implemented?  Do you fancy yourself genetically superior?


Hitler was into witchcraft too.  So ima call you Sabrina from now on.


So you're into eugenics then?  Lol.  Fucking statist.


Bitcoin is rat poison, buffet is a rat.


Wow you really just went full blown nazi lol


Okay dad.


Bullish https://image.nostr.build/86e0bbb08ff9eecd2384275faaa52eeef2f965bbf534155bf2f301f6571a1633.jpg


This shits fire #foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/6bf0f4124b084e977cc5d5a82326b30dcb69b3fb932abf5eaaf202b5b1675bd8.jpg


A weird experiment that hit the mark.  Savory beef meatballs with nutmeg and spices, in a cabbage, apple, carrot, potato and onion stew.  Paired with cornbread and peach iced tea.

#foodstr

https://image.nostr.build/48d7ea078c03abfa0d3f58c6c93d5570debde51cc96ed08926cf6a90a8322e08.jpg


No video.  From a set I'm Boston, all audience phones were locked up.  But supposedly he said some words of support for Palestinians and an audience member yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP"  which launched Dave into a 15 minute tirade and the heckler left, fearing for his "safety" lol


Heckling Dave Chapelle is like challenging Eminem to a rap battle.

#FreePalestine


Memes dumping | Block: 815.482
                                              #Memes                                                 #Nostrmemes                                                 #fun                                                 #humour                                                 #Plebchain #SBF

https://image.nostr.build/458e0d867046b0b723dd2d31c9057a778d65d31e073048dfef19205aa2217706.jpg


PUNK FUCKING ROCK.


His London Real interviews are also epic.


He gave away more btc than he hodled.  His only goals are education and adoption.  He still does q&a sessions for his patreon subscribers.  He needs to get on nostr.


The #OG who's speeches convinced me that #bitcoin is the future back in 2014.

Michael Saylor is a poser.  #Andreas #Antonopoulos is punk rock.

nostr:nevent1qqs0mrrp6ggvvmtpcctz099jffjnj47u4h95k2ffx9e3cz6gaxlkehspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgq3qhlx26mahecypqppmwqnu5xlust2uq8mz8z0h42sqt9u2qarc5ahsxpqqqqqqz4hqy9c


I love that the symbol for Berries is also a Bitcoin logo.


This is the most comforting thing I've seen in a long time.


Idk but looks like he takes crotch safety very seriously


I'd shit in Munger's breakfast every day if I could.


"Come on take a poop on me"


This is just going to be a 1 night rooftop party, not a full fledged conference, right?


Dallas, Houston, Austin, or New Orleans (so I can drive there and sleep on a friend's couch)


#RIP our roux spoon

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The truth hurts.


Go to hell


Gm

nostr:nevent1qqsvf528gwa2canvtva57ukwad4wh0l7a8nznlgpw05r9geq6hw7awgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyq6pmdd8uw5nraysjhvz5jkvjww03fnjjwc7g9ul6j6uq4zvflpw7qcyqqqqqqgj2c7w7


That show was very influential on me as a young man, and not just because I was a drug dealer.


Observe the technique

https://youtu.be/L5vA4Rww7Uw?si=p0p_5jp9dDCKHIra


They sell weed in Japan?

If not just do a prairie omlette, 800mg ibuprofen and 64oz water

You got this hoss


They aren't domesticated.  They just hang around.


A Scanner Darkly deserves a rewatch


Love this movie.  Even Alex Jones's scene lol.


Congratulations!


Say hello to nostr:npub1e2rd2k45ym2jmctnysfadxumrvrr57vqj69ck6trt2y62c40r0kqs9lx8t and my little one!

Rebecca Sophia Bracco
Born 11-03-2023 7:58 PM https://image.nostr.build/ad879523a81e4a42ec42957f3ca62370680618bccb9fa3c64812f3075990b5d0.jpg


And all the women in the background are their real portraits!


Not me though I don't get along with anybody


SBF did not Epstein himself


#fednow #memes #meme #memestr #nostrmemes #bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/4eac466ff4da7f2058a79fca56c39fec32e2a9d04fbd2e90a057b9bd8065b1f2.jpg


I told you, I was just conducting research.
nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl
#womenlist #grownostr #womenstr #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #womeninnostr #womenonnostr

https://image.nostr.build/4f418487b5aac2052ea94b4e4e8a5be458399c8df1eee3ad290451a29d1c8006.jpg


Mood https://image.nostr.build/affce6e6c53f4815fe5f00cc9137c9093cae89d31a909b63e858124bf92b7da3.jpg


#zapathon

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For research.

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Nitrous + LSD is my favorite


Poor man's speedball.  #coffeechain #weedstr

https://image.nostr.build/827c9e00d53002ae4b68076707bd1771a5863028bb8674a116952f4a0ef52de1.jpg


We're going to defeat the New Normal, the Great Reset, the New World Order, because our memes are danker


💥BREAKING: FED'S SIGN LEASE ON BUILDING FOR NEW OPERATIONS. BOASTS ABILITY FOR GAZE TO PIERCE CLOUDS, SHADOWS, EARTH, AND FLESH.

https://m.primal.net/HPMY.jpg


Look, we need *someone* to have The Ring of Power, we can't just live in anarchy!

/s


https://image.nostr.build/2697c98cc48bea7ef2813bbbb83a85190116696adeb130167e05045fe7c60300.jpg
#meme #memestr


Good morning #nostr

Proof that folks will gamble over *anything*

In my wife's hometown, at a legally licensed and regulated casino, they play "chicken challenge."  A game where a chicken is placed in a box with food and water, and the floor has a bingo style grid drawn on it.  You place your bets on which square the chicken will shit in, and the winner takes the pot. This game is also known as "chicken plop" and "chicken shit bingo."  This is in America.  In the 21st century.

#chickenstr #chickenostr #gambling

https://image.nostr.build/08b418151eeeabad67e645f0d7bf196ee7adf3aa45efd95f03e00253e86a2f5a.jpg


Talk American, son.


The trouble is when they scream with the same panicked enthusiasm after simply laying an egg...


Very volatile, only used by criminals, and unsafe cause the bitcoin company don't even ask for your drivers license when you sign up, and the worst part is the government can't print more to bail out the economy.  I'm sure they'll ban it to keep us safe very soon.

Lolololololol


I was being sarcastic, he's a scumfuck and I hope he has an anal prolapse in prison.


I think he's a good guy, just misunderstood


Like transportation if your social credit score is too low, or education if you dont have your vaccine passport, or food if your cbdc gets turned off.


You know how it goes.


"Convert to lightning to btc"

You mean open and close a channel?

Lightning is btc, just tied up. You can absolutely withdraw it to a standard bitcoin wallet.


Does he still not believe 9/11 was (at least partially) an inside job?


How many you keeping?


Fuck yea


Sorry, I meant pics or gtfo, I'm high and tired.


Pics or stfu


He's an effective altruist.  He'll be out on good behavior and have a job at JP Morgan in a few years.


Fine.  But don't spend it all in one place.


Sounds fuckin dangerous tbh


Bruh I thought u was tryina spend less money here smdh


Had the accountants check, and, yes, turns out that's the complete list.


Me and nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl taking some time to recover from a hangover.

#NostrCouples

https://image.nostr.build/1ce0ab5a82bd37831463fc2a1bf6ad268cab6a62c7f3fe975cf1c3ef27f08820.jpg


Inverse Cramer ftw


He and Ghislane are taking a sabbatical at Club Fed


That's the complete list.


Soft features.  Plump.  Vegan.  He's gonna be popular.


Many will


Nostr is an expensive hobby.


I think it's perfect the way it is


It's simple.  They make it up on the spot.


I dunno where the do came from.

Get out.  Get to high ground.  Start from scratch if you have to but don't stay in the rut.


Do you have to to change your situation


Tick tock
Next block
Central banks
Can suck my cock


"bUt OpEn SouRce aPpS aRe LeSs SeCurE!!!1"


Do yourself a favor: Read all my notes in the voice of J.K. Simmons.  It'll brighten up your day, and doesn't cost a thing.  You're welcome.


Where we're going, we won't need pants.

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Is it pronounced nostr?  No sir.


Gm

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This is the stupidest robot I know.

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I like gays a lot more than nazis but btc does not discriminate


Relays are dirty they just let anybody put notes in 'em


I think they're mostly bots

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


When I broke 200 followers I felt like a fuckin celebrity


Can I take a few of his?


5 minutes into #NostrAndChill and she starts doin this

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"Under Pressure" is the worst Queen song AND the worst Bowie song.

Fight me.


Not content breaking your own apps, gotta go break other folks' too, smdh


Our government would never do that though because they are moral and virtuous. 99.9% of governments are bad but not the one elected three years ago that one is GOOOOOOD https://image.nostr.build/92b62408125c519d3b0b1bdb50bb9850c0e72f437d4a9b504242b2ac0c5a4033.jpg


Bush did 9/11
Gates did Covid-19


Twenty six.

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Gfy


I was on the fence about muting you cause you're a racist gaping cunt but this sealed the deal ya rank bitch.


You didn't know?  It was the icing on the whole shit cake!

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/jason-russell-kony-2012-arrested-masturbation-public-invisible-children-301236/


Don't ever tell me to stay humble.


I don't even want to know how many Satoshis I've left on these wallets and exchanges over the years.


I don't think lightning is real.  Zap me to prove me wrong!

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I love that it ended with homeboy naked, methed out of his mind, masturbating on a public street.  Good times.


Oh well in that case, lightning is shit and drive chains are the future of Bitcoin.

Maybe you could convince me otherwise for, say, 1 mil sats ⚡


Lol fuck drive chains (sorry nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6)


Well at least you won him over.  But at what cost??


You still haven't said LN is great yet.


I think you just got played homie.


What a stupid thing to say lol


They actually don't believe "evil" exists.  Morality is just a construct.


I believe in freedom, but also guillotines (every couple centuries)


You GenZ kids are fuckin wild


Is that sake and a waffle? 🍷🧇


Who decided that "custodial" meant "not yours" and "non-custodial" meant "yours?"

#bitcoin


Good morning.

https://i.nostrimg.com/f9efff63335094ae7a0d6139d4daebfcc46e4a0c05c8c8e6bb80a5145f4eb4a4/file.jpg


They cheap at Family Dollar lol.

Poor folk Halloween candy


The real mvp's

https://i.nostrimg.com/cf93add32e6e1aae74f6446913b932e270749aba9e5a114724e9f059dea87390/file.jpg


I thoughts that was some jambalaya.   Looks good yo.


Happy Halloween!

https://i.nostrimg.com/9ecb3a19808ebb9c4812f2364e63366b92425f4d2ee987706d4ad49cf00c502c/file.png


Who, a statist commie bastard or a statist fascist bastard?


I unironically believe all licensed and regulated financial advisors can be safely ignored.

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Hey they call it the simplest bitcoin wallet, not the best.


Not a damn thing lol


It's a NUC by another name lol.  Those things are great just keep it cool, air circulation sucks.


You can get a refurbished dell optiplex with an i7-8700, 16gb ddr4, and a 2tb hdd for under $300 all day on eBay


for nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl


I'm going back to facebook next week y'all


it cut off my time.


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Join Me!

https://nostrnests.com/rkop89

https://m.primal.net/HOoK.png

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxycecxccrjwty94jkgvnz956rjery94sngdf495urvwp48ymrxefexsekgq3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwhw0n2v


nest accompanying the livestream

https://nostrnests.com/rkop89


Come check out my stream on zap.stream!

https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxycecxccrjwty94jkgvnz956rjery94sngdf495urvwp48ymrxefexsekgq3qeaz6dwsnvwkha5sn5puwwyxjgy26uusundrm684lg3vw4ma5c2jsxpqqqpmxwhw0n2v

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we can hear you.


future tech is glitchy af


This conspiracy theory is a psyop created by Big Veg trying to smear their competition


#asknostr I'm trying to connect a wallet to my #zap.stream and cannot figure it out.  I've hooked it up through the default method for Alby and using the generic wallet connect for #Alby, and tried the #Moon extension.  Every time, while streaming if I click "Zap" it opens a #Lightning invoice, but when I scan it from my phone (Wallet of Satoshi) it says "Payment cannot be routed over the lightning network"

Help?  Sats bounty if you can help me be able to fund my livestream today.


At 12:30 CST I'm gonna do a #livestream on zap.stream and a #nest on nostrnests.com - #Modern #Horrors of the #Technocratic #Hellscape - a #call-in request show where you pick the #uncensored prompt for #Stable #Diffusion to create.  Shout a prompt at me on the nest or type your prompt into the comments on zap.stream and I'll make it happen without the restrictions of #Bing or #Dall-e.  Come join me!

#grownostr


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: euKaz5-pjtX55zyGkDn9Zsre4dqKM0W2HPvW44H-aUU
https://nostrnests.com


They assassinated this man.


That long, huh?

Go get laid dude, gassing the jews can wait, this is an emergency.


You love Kanye?  Oh boy now I know you're a fuckin cuck lol.


Heh.
Haha.
Aahahahahaahahahahahahh
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣

Go fuck yourself. https://image.nostr.build/aa1d4e70ba3211c7dc6a42df17a42deb9d5c7136325fef9ce43975f56e63f021.jpg


Real question, when is the last time a woman touched you?


https://i.nostrimg.com/c269ca78a74407272b680b25207ef7b9713f6f480c98e3af0ec055a647dfaa5f/file.jpg

814,149🤙💜 #meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes


No one gives a fuck ya dumb cuck!


I spend too much time stalking nazis on nostr.  They're always like "why doesn't anyone wanna talk?"  Because they muted your dumbass lol.


And charge you for it lol


Don't assume his nostr client


Yeah cause everyone trusts Musk...


It's amazing how little reaction you get here lol.  Like, I'm the only person who hasn't muted you yet and it's just cause I like Watching pathetic middle aged white guys cosplaying as macho men from behind their keyboards.


This made me tear up a lil

Lol I think I'm clinically despressed


You got some scratches on your hand there


IDGAF about the message metadata honestly.  As long as the actual message is encrypted that's all that matters to me.  I seriously doubt the claim that each message reduces the strength of the encryption, as from what I understand each message uses a different key to encrypt/decrypt based on the nsec key.  But I'm no cryptography expert...


Yes, but Lightning is more anonymous when done properly, and we have mixing services like CoinJoin.  I just don't use nostr for DMing really.


Everybody was worked up because it reveals metadata: who is messaging who, when, how many times, etc...

But the real kicker was someone claimed that the DM's use weak cryptography that gets weaker with each DM.  AFAIK these claims were not supported by evidence.


I had a client involved in a scam - email got hacked and hackers started emailing his contact list.  One of his close friends was talked into wiring $50,000 USD.  Authorities were completely impotent in the whole process.  The money was just gone.

This is also why I now force my clients to sign a waiver if they don't wanna use MFA for email.


Gn


Hello Chiqui.


I liked that movie, especially the twist at the end.  The magic only works if you believe in it.


I just onboarded my sister to The #Nostr and #Bitcoins, she's laid up in the #hospital with a bum leg and needs loads of #zaps and #memes to lift her spirits.

nostr:npub1tnprg2cgjkxep00p4ef567lacdga8q93evmlft3pwrd2nv47sngqjzppwc


Cause one is apparently made by Satan himself while the other is sweet manna from heaven CHOOSE WISELY


https://i.nostrimg.com/f766a3595b18de3485967745d3944dadf77dc1cebf38d8039b69eb342978a623/file.jpg

813,988🤙💜 #meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes


Opioid or opium?


Well sounds like you have a valid business opportunity lol


I hope no one is actually trying to make money from notes.


Some of y'all never seen Wag The Dog, and it shows.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ws-mhts2KlA/


I've done a lot of dumb shit in Stable Diffusion but sometimes I accidentally create an image so stupid that I just can't stop giggling at like a retarded schoolboy for hours on end, and this is one of those times

https://m.primal.net/HOiM.png


lolol China banned it...  how's that working out for them?

Similarly to how I can run a bitcoin node on a home computer, I can generate AI images on my graphics card.  So they can regulate deeze nutz


Any woman that thinks she's too good for Waffle House ain't worth the trouble.


It's downright hilarious that politicians who don't understand how AI works think they can effectively regulate it.


What is it about Will Smith that makes him love spaghetti so much?  The world may never know. https://m.primal.net/HOhU.png https://m.primal.net/HOhV.png https://m.primal.net/HOhW.png https://m.primal.net/HOhX.png


They're amazing.   They are so good they're worth throwing your whole life away for them.


Mail me a few!


I come at it from a hardware / netwoking perspective,  It's the same reason I tell people not to run a bitcoin full node on a raspberry pi.  It's a fun toy for hobbiest projects, not critical infrastructure.  And what you spend on an RasPi, power supply, case, SD card, and 2tb external USB drive, you could buy a decent dell optiplex, and those break waaaay less often than RasPi's.

The relay/node doesn't belong on the phone.  A trimmed local database, sure, but not the whole fucking backend.


Get off my internet.


Sick!


Nearest one is 2 hours away...


Boardsort.com is what I do with RAM, PCI cards, and HDD logic boards.  Cpu's go in bulk on eBay.

Anything that wan run Win10 I refurbish and resell.


Tell that shallot to calm tf down


Congrats


Gn


So you're saying Hamas should use Monero.  Got it.


I thought it's more like a spin cycle


Leave industrial infrastructure to industrial machines.

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Separation of money and State.


Austrian Economics vs MMT

I watched a debate between Bob Murphy and Warren Mosler recently.

Mosler (an MMTer) opens with a list of economic policy positions of what he would direct Government to do.

Murphy begins with first principles and explains how the Austrian perspective derives positions through logical deductions.

Immediately one is struck by the different approaches because they’re basically on 2 entirely different talk-tracks, barely even debating really, like an engineer debating a philosopher.

As it goes on it becomes clear the tension is that Mosler has no doubt whatsoever that the Government has every right to its monopoly on the money supply. It’s not even a question for him to take back to first principles in his mind, “it simply is” ergo that’s the only consideration.

To me this is basically a distillation of Bitcoiners vs Normies.

Bitcoiners for whatever reason don’t accept that government and government alone has the right to a monopoly on money - Normies have never even thought to challenge the idea that they do.

Little wonder it’s so difficult for them to grasp, at a fundamental level they’re accepting manmade institutions (ie government, money, inflation etc) as though they are natural phenomena which they simply are not.


nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl wtf is a "wicked twisty" lol?

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Being antiwar is the most manly stance you can take when surrounded by mindless nationalist hawks.


When I was growing up finding out someone was a "Draft Dodger" meant they were a selfish coward.

I realize now how much that was a propagandized mindset.  If you can't muster an army, then obviously the people aren't behind your desire for war.  What is more democratic than not entering a war that your people are unwilling to fight?

I think most of us would stand together to defend our homes, our neighborhoods, our states, and our borders if called upon.  But to trust the perverse men who run this nation to value human life and righteousness more than their Raytheon stock is a bridge too far.

If they get their long-awaited war with Iran, I strongly suspect we'll lose.  I think the Muslim world is stronger than the Post-Christian West.  Even Russia with its tiny GDP wasn't quickly crushed like we were assured they would be.


Me did


I simply refuse to be the bigger person.


Tell it to your dad

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


*ACK ACK ACK*

Mostly just gurgling noises.


Not what your dad said


We can meet wherever you want sweetheart


Bring it on baby, I know u want my girl dick up your ass.


Get you a pellet rifle!


Funny how a plot to install a theocracy got picked up by anarchists, but I'll take it.


I tell ya, 1 thing I respect about Bush is his reflexes.


I have zero tolerance for both anti-semitism and Islamophobia. Innocent people shouldn’t suffer because of the actions of a few.


"This guy is calling out racists, he literally must be a tranny."

Come up with new material, you're fucking boring.


#foodstr will love this


#Squirrels in the pot. They almost got away.

#itswhatsfordinner #meat #wildgame

nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

https://image.nostr.build/07566b4440624592150b9210d298404bab08dfaf81907ef59394436583b5d848.jpg


I wish you a long and slow suck on my cock


Suck my dick cuck


Dox away big boy, I talk exactly like this in front of my friends, family, and clients.  Fuck nazis, commies, racists, and statists.


He is a lil pussy ass keyboard warrior bitch.  And he's got a potty mouth and needs a paddling


Don't be a racist.


Talk shit all you want but don't get mad if someone from your real life finds out

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


#memes #memestr #freespeech #changemymind #doxxing

https://i.nostrimg.com/01353f19bbd31770b319fa3723f569bd223f6813dfb3b1c8edc6ed5640314283/file.jpg


He's a fucking keyboard warrior, if I heard him talking like that in a bar I'd have him apologizing REAL quick lol


Lol.  Imagine being a racist pos and casting moral judgment on people who participate in the free market.  I hate Republicans. Gfy.


You're the cuck ass bitch that doesn't wanna get doxxed.  Keyboard warrior pussy.


Imagine thinking I give 2 shits about your fucking laws lol


Keep going buddy let us see who you really are lol.


Somebody find this racist asshole's home address lol.

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Fuck you tech says FUCK YOU.


I call out commie scum with the same righteous vigor.  Keep being a racist pos if you want, you're only hurting yourself with that obsolete mindset.


You can say it, and I can call you a fucking moron.  Also, doxxing is free speech so you getter hope that never happens, or you greatly reduce people you can interact with in normal life, cause most people hate moron bigots these days.


I have a very small handful of obsolete desktop and server motherboards laying around.  What ever should I do with them?  Too old to run, too messy to reclaim precious metals myself, too bulky to ship to recycling service.  I'm about to glue them to my office wall and call it art... help. #asknostr #ewaste #recycling #techsupportgore

https://i.nostrimg.com/8b3951ad4e5b838cba00bd43e97bf754be99e10dd3456e55d5f66006b6b8fd2d/file.jpg


They got 'em

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The feds got em


It's not "fuck you" tech, it's FREEDOM tech, and I am free ballin' right now.


I seriously can't wait for my first #nostrimpostr

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I follow you on fountain.fm I just wish they used nostr instead of their own confusing user ID system


Bro ima start doing one every Saturday at 12:30cst in combination with a zap.stream livestream to do crazy ai art generations in stable diffusion.

I just gotta get my zaps working because that shit costs 21 sats a minute lol


This, combined with your "preparing for the next adventure" status... dark stuff man, you okay?


Oh OK.  Zero cash in circulation, expiration dates on your savings, mandatory earmarking, and a back door killswitch are indistinguishable from granny's mattress money. Lolololol.

U are a low quality troll, sir.  Tell the feds to send someone better for me to engage with please.


I don't think you understand Bitcoin.  Or Democracy.  Or basic terms like consensus for that matter.  But at least we know now that you're a Digital Cryptocurrency Maxi, just for a centralized shitcoin.


I skipped straight over Twitter lol.  Still have a Facebook account that I use less and less.


What kind of motorcycle rally?  The kind where they cook BBQ and donate money to charity, or the kind where they're all armed, on meth, and hate minorities?


So you're cool with digital crypto currency, just not if it's controlled democratically, it has to be controlled by a centralized authority?


"you seem to think that means they'll adopt bitcoin"

Your reading comprehension is 2nd grade level sir.

No, I'm saying they are creating CBDC's in order to try to make bitcoin irrelevant.  Why the fuck would the bankers want us to all have the ability to be our own banks lol?

You'll love the convenience of the CBDC's, they will allow everyone you disagree with to be cut off from trading in mainstream society with the flip of a switch.


Will you continue to use Fiat when it is a digital crypto currency?


You continue to astound me with your wrongness lol:

"130 countries, representing 98 percent of global GDP, are exploring a CBDC. In May 2020, only 35 countries were considering a CBDC. A new high of 64 countries are in an advanced phase of exploration (development, pilot, or launch). "

https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/cbdctracker/


There is no second best.

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If you'd  actually paid attention to the links I shared in good faith, then you'd know that ALL banks are adopting "crypto," but crypto isn't bitcoin, is it?

Why are you here shilling for CBDC's, shitcoin boy?


Lolwut.

I'm not forcing anyone to use anything.   They have a choice. I certainly hope you never adopt bitcoin and continue to use shells or stones or whatever into the indefinite future.

The "rule of law" that you live so much enables pedophiles like Jamie Dimon and Epstein to rule over everyone... yeah, no thanks.

You are grasping as straws here.  You're literally just an establishment mouthpiece and it's pretty entertaining watching you flail about miserably trying to defend the system that we all can tell is irreparably broken.  It's tough outside your cozy lil echo chambers, huh?

And yes, you are a fascist who supports censorship, propaganda, endless wars, and the loss of bodily sovereignty. Gfy!


I think you just described Twitter lol


You are so fucking dull


My confirmation bias is toward facts, yours is toward fascism lol


Once again you show your surface level understanding of, well, everything...

We will have cryptocurrency be default, whether you know it, or like it, or not.

The question is, will it be a tool of oppression,  censorship, and control, or a tool used to free all mankind.

Seems to me you'd prefer the former.  I'd prefer the latter.


The irony of you defending a system that allows men like this to maintain power.


3000 satoshis per dollar, the fewer the satoshis per dollar the more BTC is worth.


I like to watch official UN promotional materials:

https://archive.org/details/megacitiesOnTheMove-Planned-opolis-CreepyAgenda21UtopiaPromotion


I tune into mainstream news outlets occasionally

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/jp-morgan-75-million-settlement-jeffrey-epstein-lawsuit-victims-rcna117378


I also read the official FinCEN website:

https://www.fincen.gov/news/news-releases/fincen-proposes-new-regulation-enhance-transparency-convertible-virtual-currency


I listen  to men like Frank Vanderlip, one of the men responsible for the founding of the Federal Reserve:

"I was as secretive—indeed, as furtive—as any conspirator.[…]I do not feel it is any exaggeration to speak of our secret expedition to Jekyll Island as the occasion of the actual conception of what eventually became the Federal Reserve System. ... Discovery [of our plan], we knew, simply must not happen, or else all our time and effort would be wasted. If it were to be exposed publicly that our particular group had got together and written a banking bill, that bill would have no chance whatever of passage by Congress."

http://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/18227040.pdf


I listen to former US Presidents:

“The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson.” — FDR letter to Colonel Edward House, Nov. 21, 1933

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Franklin_D._Roosevelt


I listen to the World Economic Forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpW9JcWxKq0


I listen to the Bank for International Settlements:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qtfsa-pctw


Where's the lambo?


If you put a lightning address in your profile then people can zap your profile directly but not individual notes (in damus)

Get an Android!


I want to do a thing.

I don't know people here very well yet and I would love to get to know you all better! My goal here is to make some long-term friends on this platform.

So here's the challenge. I'll do this from time to time, so if you don't get it this time don't worry, you'll have another shot!

I'm going to zap 1000 sats to the first ten people who respond to this note with a brief bit about them. Be sure to add the hashtag #intros4sats just for shits and giggles.

It can be as much or as little as you like but as stated above, the idea is to get to know you better! Here's a list of ideas to get you started. You can use some, all or none of these.

1. What do you do in the fiat mines?
2. Where are you from/where do you live?
3. What brought you to nostr?
4. What is a hobby that you enjoy?
5. Coffee?
6. What got you into Bitcoin?

I'll go first. I work in a Gold Mine in Northern Ontario and I'm a professional photographer on the side. I'm originally from Southern Ontario (London, Stratford area) but my wife and I moved to an area outside Fort Frances Ontario in 2021. I hate Canada now.

My friend nostr:npub1syp3ulvlvxawde5x29dtcqh2jtscq3jnr08zt6esmd2kvmxyfgcqnlxv6g brought me over to Nostr from Instagram and I was curious so I joined. Now I'm so glad I did! I used to have a ton of hobbies but as a new father I don't have as much time for stuff that isn't working on our home or spending time with my daughter, that being said I would consider my photography a hobby for now but I'm working on building that out into a business (preferably Bitcoin only).

Always coffee. Always.

I got into cryptocurrency through buying stuff on exchanges at first, then got into Ethereum mining. It's only recently that I've gone full Bitcoin maximalist as my understanding has increased. Again, we can thank nostr:npub1syp3ulvlvxawde5x29dtcqh2jtscq3jnr08zt6esmd2kvmxyfgcqnlxv6g for giving me the copy of "The Bitcoin Standard" that brought me to that point.

That's all for now, hope to get to know some of you as we waltz down the nostr path!


A right proper good one.


People tend to ignore bear markets and then buy high-volume tops. It is sad but that is what happens.

I’m going to emphasize “study bitcoin” to people this cycle. Not tell them to buy it. Not tell them to have fun staying poor. Just point out that it’s still here, yes it’s important, and yes you should take the time to understand it.


Can we schedule #nests in advance?  How about zap.stream livestreams?  #asknostr


Pretty sure you're not a fed, so:

1. What do you do in the fiat mines?
2. Where are you from/where do you live?
3. What brought you to nostr?
4. What is a hobby that you enjoy?
5. Coffee?
6. What got you into Bitcoin?

Run a small managed services / Computer repair company,  just a 3 man shop for now.

Louisiana

The Corbett Report

Playing keyboard for a dirty country music band, cooking,  and making bizarre images in Stable Diffusion

French roast.  From a percolator if possible. But I prefer sweet iced tea.

Libertarianism, Austrian Economics, and and my background in tech made the soil fertile, but my older brother introduced us.  I owe him big time.


Fuck autocorrect so hard


Inverse Cramer is the only W
ETF I'll invest in.


We hodl


#outhousecountry
#opossumwhereartthou

https://i.nostrimg.com/ea4f70bb94f70d45d7986acb2b8461bce8a1c35686d708f225b3af981d64c55f/file.jpg


I'm sorry, "an expression of central bank liability" lol


"It doesn't require new debt"

Stop it, you're killing me!

You do know ALL money is debt, right?


Oh yes you are so very smart!

Since you are so committed to reading news from diverse sources to broaden your horizons, would you like some links to news articles I think you would do that?


So no. The relays don't host it.  The clients simply render images.  And you'd rather control the clients and relays than go after the file hosts.  Smart!

I have been here for months.  I've not come across any of it.  Nor have I seen anybody  support it.

What I have seen is assholes saying the government should have a built in killswitch to censor speech they don't like under the guise of protecting the children.

That is your solution right?  Allow the state to kill clients or relays arbitrarily, and then hope they don't use that power for their own benefit, right?

Very smart!


Our economy REQUIRES people to buy luxuries constantly, as it requires new debt to be created to sustain itself.

You're so wrapped up in the prevailing narrative you can't see it's actually the current system that creates hoarders, billionaire dragons sitting on their piles of hoarded generational wealth.

Throughout history there have been deflationary and inflationary cycles.  People tend to spend more than save in inflation, and save more than they spend in deflation.   But those cycles of savings are important, and we haven't had one in 100 years.  The billionaire class owns the member banks of the fed, the pull the levers to keep their profits rolling in.

And you're on their side.


What bias is that?


So IS CSAM being hosted directly on the nostr relays?


What's the last app you developed, genius?


OK.  Bullshit.  Who said CSAM is protected speech?  Links or screenshots or it didn't fucking happen.


I read a variety of news sources that are all paid for by the same billionaire corporate execs and government intelligence agencies so I'm VERY well informed.

https://i.imgflip.com/59e8vt.png


He has less than 1/10th the followers, probably because of the racist bullshit

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Ahh yes, another cultist who has swallowed the "people will stop spending money" excuse for inflation.   As if people will stop eating if they they think they could buy more food for the same price tomorrow.   Absurd.  You hate the poor and only want to see the rich get richer. Why else would you support a system where you have to invest in stocks or real estate in order to not lose purchasing power over time?  Go watch more Fox news and keep your trite and boring opinions to yourself, k?


You summoned the Beast.  His name is Legion for he contains multitudes.


Oh, alright.

nostr:nevent1qqsy062llwnxu5zxejl5xqal689e0a7kcxuu7r46nf7fuaxs6ghtlfqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqzyzktcntl6cywql5fsrctcdagr3tk79cjqneuxjy3nlchy967qhelvqcyqqqqqqgqhuna8

https://i.nostrimg.com/feacdafa38d4491af1f8972b38219e428c509faf339369726e8ab85852c14a79/file.jpg


My roommate can jump 6 foot straight in the air from a dead stand still.


Lol it was in the upper 80's here today


Wikipedia lol


Oh, things are gonna change alright


She's 29.


In August it was 117°F (47°C)

Our winter doesn't really happen til February


Tell him we just need to print more money, that'll solve everything.   Raise the minimum wage, more investing, higher profits, more handouts, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt


The original Dead Space and Amnesia were awesome.


Lol you still have over 2000 follows and under 200 followers...


Their closed mindedness will fade as they are required to trade with queers, whores, and drug dealers to survive.

Or they won't and people like us will reap the benefits of a broader network.


Today's movie review:

Dallas Buyers Club (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

A heartwarming film that ends in tragedy as the hero #Capitalism, which has ended homophobia among #HIV positive #cowboys, is thwarted in the end by the villain, Dr. Anthony #Fauci

#flickstr #filmstr

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0790636/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_2_nm_6_q_dallas%2520buyer


#albumstr #tunestr

https://youtu.be/_cDiQOWOx00?si=eCIjHpTnc4wqAVS4


And if you don't know, now you know.

#coffeechain #Louisiana #dogstr

https://i.nostrimg.com/c10d5c9c5616a49856ab87459d60c1be220fd16c7e5d733e1631ba38da92abb5/file.jpg


This is what I keep telling my friends who are conservative Christians, LGBTQ folk, or bitcoiners.  We're going to have to trade with each other and have communities outside the mainstream establishment. Or become slaves.


I tried steak on my Ninja Foodie Grill XL one time and immediately went back to the cast iron skillet thereafter.


I think it would be amazing how many people would worry less about their social identity if they sudden had to worry about feeding themselves.


Nuthin much

https://i.nostrimg.com/0d6d0d329a08ea0b6c4964a3c8576ac94f2136fdd8687e89bbaa82493b9b8ec8/file.jpg


Every time yall say #pv all I see is "penis vagina"


Some of those that work forces, are the same that fuck horses.


Choose the greatest of all evils.

nostr:nevent1qqs9e6pxldqe9mdgaadc9lv46fx2h5u0ggujx3j8uhgw2k2q00eq87qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqxsvjqtp3hrhc7f5xn96lntcgy3yf74t06vwlhtvqmm5amkcvqwcqcyqqqqqqgpvtxda


I'm gonna have to introduce you to Cajun food.


💎✋are for wallstreetbets regards, we HODL.


No, there's feet in there


Hot dogs and lentils on chow mein noodles?!


Penisvagina


Stack sats and zap cats


#asknostr


I don't think so unfortunately


#Bitcoin is for trannies and gays too.


Ima be honest I'm probably not gonna check it out as I'm an asshole snob and I made my mind up that I hated blink182 in the 90's and now I have to stick by that decision or risk losing face.

I had to stop listening to Dead Kennidies when Biafra supported the covid lock downs and Vax mandates though.  That one hurt.


A fan of classic rock I see


And miss out on all the beautiful chaotic fun?


This is what freedom smells like BREATHE IT IN


The United States federal government can officially suck my dick.