A situation came up where my friend had to have his other friend drop something off at my house. Dog barks. i answer the door. He comes in wearing American flag pants, windbreaker, kangol bucket hat, and toothless. Tells me he’s 54 within a minute.
I’m just wondering what else got neglected, besides his teeth, in his quest to enrich his identity crises.
Thinking you’re black is ALMOST as bad as thinking you’re a woman.
I remember a Rottweiler up north chewed on rocks all day and would fetch them. He brought me a potato sized rock. I was a kid that didn’t know better so I threw the rock straight up in the air and that dog followed it and took it right in the kisser. His teeth were dull but thank God I didn’t knock any of them out.
Yeah they never follow up with any enforcement. I just know shit guy crazy with lockdowns. That chic looking at me like that bitch used gave me flashbacks and it felt eerie because it seems so premature for the season. Might have to watch the news to see what the sheep are being fed.
Got breakfast from Taco Bell. Dyke was wearing a mask. I asked for breakfast salsa and she rolled her eyes as she put it in the bag. 99% of the Karen’s actually stopped bitching and literally took the mask off. I know some never unmasked but I got the creepy feeling like the attitude as well as the masks are making a comeback. Anybody else getting any shit about masks lately? I have a feeling things are about to take a sharp turn.
I feel like it has to be the instant cup but yes. I remember one time I had that combination at work after feeling gross from not pooping. I had a bad car accident so I was taking pain medicine that really bound me up.
Our funny friends that pop up here once in a great winter are somehow not funny on gab. There I said it.
Memes are 70% when posted on gab as opposed to fedi.
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