One of my favorite "You're such a gross asshole" moments from my wife when she was being a brat and I responded by singing 

If I wanted your lip
I'd jiggle my zipper!
Now get a wiff of this
big ol' ripper 

And then damn near shit my pants farting. 

She was done being brat after that display of alpha manhood. 

 :pepe_nuke: 

 Sometimes it's the only option. 

 Like they’ll lay their head there for over an hour. 

Like you came to Yellowstone baby, don’t be surprised when the geyser goes off