Somebody didn't have a clean pinch this morning.

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 You'd think she steer far clear if that gay dude and that hair and those pants

:pepe_giggle: 

 Hey Doxie. I’m about to bet on niggers.

🐶 

 Somebody’s got theft insurance 😏 

 :brap: 🔥 :black_peoples_nemesis: 

 This war in Israel is really getting in my head and doing damage 

 You said “toot”

:pepe_giggle: 

 He was mixing for the baby 🙄

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 This is how I fight in my dreams 

 That was a good catch. No offense taken lol 

 We don’t have time for a hand job Bender 

 I’m betting it’s a cicada 

 4 easy payments of 1.25$ 

 Fucking faggot ass guardians 

 T 

 It activates (Bruno) Mars in (too cold) Scorpios 

 Thank you Dan the man!!! 

 Thanks owlet!!! 

Bwack bwack!!! :sloth_dance: 

 Thanks Matty!!! 

 Magic Johnson got AIDS when I was a kid. He owns a football team now. Will probably live into his 90’s

Muhdik 

 It’s ok. I buss in my sleep sometimes too 

 Karate chop in half? Or chainsaw?

(Prayers things get better🙏) 

 Holy shit dude. He’s like a man now. 

Probably ready to start really getting into shit lol 

 Morning Doobie.

I have a nigger dog and it’s the best dog I probably ever had.

How’s that kit? 

 Went to use THE creamer and there's nothing but air in the bottle

:brap: :kitty_pat: 

I can't believe I'm going to buy more of that. 
🎃🥧☕

:gm: 

 Some stay dry and others feel the pain 

 People might’ve thought it was a joke, but use the promo code “flash” to get 10% off your entire order. Can’t wait to wear my beanis wenis when it’s gets cold. I plan on getting a mug, and a hoodie that was designed by the magnificent @GorfCartLamborghini :verified_pink2:

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 You seriously made me Google that

jelqing is a manual manipulation of simultaneous squeezing and stroking the shaft from base to corona 

 I meant Queen

😏 

 Wut :jeb_smoke: 






Are you Q? 

 That and I guess getting shot while playing baseball… 

 Ehhhh I've seen scat videos before

😐 

 Steve Scalise picking up the keys to the house 

 I’m legit considering the carnivore diet 

 This is hilarious...
😂


Unless owl wrote it 😬 

 I discovered a Blackstone. Thin sliced ribeye. Something something cheese steak. 🐮 

 Ta me id luw lok a leprkawn 2 me 

 That’s a bad ass chink right there 

 I know where that pothole is nibba 

 Life has been good. Thanks ]smirk[!!! 

 Frozen chicken nuggets with a drop of hot sauce on each one before they go in the air fryer. 

 I normally just grill but had some cheesy smash burgers and hope to make these now. T bone on sale at Kroger's. Sounds jewish but I might have to wait until ribeye is on sale 😭 

 Just wait until debrinkett is settled in 

 Iphones are for fags 

 I won’t even ask because I know it’s real. 

 He thinks they're all "ladies"

🫣🤭 

 Thank you Judy! Glad you’re still here! 

 How to train your rabbi 

 Oh shit. Charging my earphones now!!! 

 Good morning golf cart tiddy!!!
🤭 :pepe_giggle: 

 Me neither…

Wait I thought I said malt liquor 

 So just water and that’s it right? 

 Hey Doxie! Thanks fren

:hug_apu: 

 My turd is crowning 

 Loved the show. Can’t wait to see more food! 

 Thank you broski!!! 

 Thanks brother!!! :apu_duck_hug: 

 You can putter?

💕🙃

I’m impressed 

 Dracula: dead and loving it​ 

 Year 5 for Stevie Y. 

Playoffs or bust imo 

 I didn’t know you had a son🤷 

 I have to use one for work.  :tyrone_craw: 

 Done fasting before. What’s liquid replacement?