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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta my cats were (thankfully) n... 
 @de659117
But after watching them intently, you signally failed to apply the lessons about falling and landing they had been striving to teach you? 
 It doesn't show as much as I expected but the kittens shredding my legs has spoilt my look in the nude nylons Mistress bought for me. Sadly the look didn't last long anyway as the Ann Summers product proved to be ridiculously flimsy. :unhappy: :unhappy: :unhappy:
#nylons
#crossdress 
#cd
#highheels

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 TechCrunch: Tech gifts you shouldn’t buy your family and friends for the holidays

https://techcrunch.com/2023/12/20/tech-to-avoid-holidays-security-privacy/
#privacy
#onlinesecurity 
 Adorable, bizarre and outright stunning: The 25 best Wildlife Photographer of the Year People's Choice images - BBC Science Focus Magazine

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/wpoty-peoples-choice-2023?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=sciencefocus%2Fmagazine%2FSCIENCEFOCUS.COM
#photography
#naturephotography 
 #NotMyCat (which I guess now is my cat) has done a very competent job with the four kittens so far. The vet suggested 'at least five' so there may be more to come but she does seem settled after the last one at 4 a.m.

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 The old #linux business seems to be going quite well.  The HP POS seems almost usable now that Win10 isn't perpetually running the CPU @ 100% and sucking up 95% of the available storage to the point where updates couldn't be installed.  The hardware is still shit and, IMHO, should never have been sold as a Windows machine.  I'm not going to be loading up #linux on my daily driver anytime soon but it has kept this particular piece of HP shit out of the recycling.

#electronicwaste
#LinuxMint 
 Just installed Linux Mint on an HP Piece of Shit; how much of a smug bastard will this turn me into? For the sake of argument, let's assume I'm not a smug bastard already. 
#LinuxMint
#Linux 
 Working on spine flexibility, whilst having a nap. I've tried that, never seems to work that well for me?

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 It's functional, it's incredibly useful, it's a product of rigourous scientific study, it's used daily by a huge number of people all over the world, it's scrupulously cleaned between each and every use.  It's a pear shaped boiling flask!! Anyone who thought otherwise needs to go and stand in the corner...and bend over. 

It Has Come To Our Attention That The Toyota Butt Plug Is Actually A Pear-Shaped Boiling Flask

https://jalopnik.com/it-has-come-to-our-attention-that-the-toyota-butt-plug-1850934380?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=user%2FJalopnik

#PearShapedBoilingFlask

#ButtPlug 
 Signal says there is no evidence rumored zero-day bug is real

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/signal-says-there-is-no-evidence-rumored-zero-day-bug-is-real/amp/
#Signal
#e2ee 
#OnlinePrivacy
#Messaging 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta you named that tune in one ... 
 @de659117 
No prize?! Can you possibly imagine the effort I put into that calculation?! 
 #electrical #plumbing #wiring #diy #tado #honeywell #CentralHeating 
 
tado⁰; Most of our customers install our systems themselves.

Me;

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 @a1b13273 That particular dress code was never mentioned for any of the meetings I attended; Smart/Sensual? 
 Tusky seems to be losing chunks of the timeline recently so I went looking for another client and found this one, Moshidon. It's a fork of the official Mastodon client, which I've never used but don't hear anything very good about, and it seems to be very slick. 
#moshidon 
#mastodon
#android 
 50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter | Bored Panda
https://www.boredpanda.com/science-basic-physics-memes/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=topic%2Fphysics
#physics
#maths
#science
#humour 
 @a1b13273 
Ooooh I want a pair of shoes like that so very much.😍 Ooooh I'm pretty sure I can't afford a pair of shoes like that. 😭 
 #NotMyCat
It's beginning to look like this little sweetie gets left to fend for herself on a fairly regular basis by the neighbours and now seems to be making herself at home here. She seems to want pets more than food but does seem skinny. Maybe we're just overfeeding our own cat? Not sure what's going to happen when the weather gets colder if things are still the same?

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 Armbinders seem to be either cheap PVC ones that won't last long or very expensive leather versio... 
 Is it a whine if it's a statement of fact? 
 I did some plumbing, I did some watertight plumbing. Fuckin' A.  A bit of snot on one of the solders but the other three were, surprisingly, spot on. I don't quite feel confident enough to tackle the rest of the crappy old pipework that goes away under the floor, partly because I can't pull a vacuum on the system and would have to drain down, but who knows...one day.

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 I like your hair.

Can I pull it from behind? 
 @8847b20e The only hair you'll find on me are eyebrows but, by all means, give it go! 
 Watch NASA's OSIRIS-REx asteroid probe approach Earth tonight | Space
https://www.space.com/osiris-rex-asteroid-sample-return-telescope-livestream?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=topic%2Fspace
#Telescope
#OsirisRex
#Astronomy
#Bennu
#VirtualTelescopeProject 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta hang on hang on let me work... 
 @6606d628 Great effort, very well done indeed. 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta oooh this is a new kink on me 
 @0eb69558 I just wish I'd be slightly more conscious! I'm not sure if the noughts and crosses was the most embarrassing thing about the evening, being wrecked after less than two pints of cider was a major failing in front the hard drinking team members. Dehydration can jump up and bite you in unexpected ways. 
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Let us hope so.

And let u... 
 @51e1683a 
Wouldn't it would be lovely if the 'fun bucks' simply fucked right off or even just reduced to a small coterie of circle jerkers? Not sure it's happening anytime soon though, even with the US playing hardball. 
 And in today's shocking (to absolutely no one) news...
95% of NFTs now totally worthless, say researchers β€’ The Register
https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/21/95_percent_nfts_worthless/?utm_source=daily&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_content=top-article
#NFT
#Blockchain
#Crypto
#Bubble 
 EFF: New Privacy Badger Prevents Google From Mangling More of Your Links and Invading Your Privacy
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/09/new-privacy-badger-prevents-google-mangling-more-your-links-and-invading-your
Google still jonesing for your data. 
#Google
#OnlinePrivacy
#Tracking 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta it's probably just a coinci... 
 @de659117 
You must be, as always, entirely correct. 
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 My cat sometimes watches me leave out of my front window. Not so she can wish me safe travels or ... 
 @de659117 
My presence is a matter of complete indifference to my cat always assuming, and this may be important, there is food readily available. 
 PCWorld: Severe vulnerability found in all browsers, and it's being attacked
https://www.pcworld.com/article/2068973/serious-vulnerability-found-time-to-update-browser.html
#Firefox
#Chrome
#Safari
#Opera 
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 Going to an un-air conditioned gym on a 30 degree day does make me question whether I am, in fact... 
 @99537271 
Embrace your sweatiness! It doesn't matter how long I work out for or how many calories the app says I've burnt, unless I get a decent sweat on it doesn't feel like I've achieved that much. 
 Lucire: Time to disconnect from X, the site formerly known as Twitter – Lucire
https://lucire.com/insider/20230905/time-to-disconnect-from-x-the-site-formerly-known-as-twitter/
I have no idea who Lucire are but #boom !! Love the #OnlyKlans moniker but it's a shame that they didn't include a shortcut to post the article to Mastodon?
#Lucire
#TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTwitter 
 @55b1c65c @df4399c3 
Or one of the Firefox forks, Waterfox or the one I use which is Librewolf on PC. It seems to work very well straight out the box and avoids having to delve into some of the Firefox settings to stiffen it up. 
 The Register: Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'
https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/06/mozilla_vehicle_data_privacy/
#privacy
#cars
#dataprotection 
 Share statistic
Have a look at this interesting statistic! https://statista.app/overview/ea5032bd-1c59-4cf3-a010-7011468cab98
#insulin 
#USHealthcare 
 Simplified Myers-Briggs test to split people into either β€˜Gullible Doormat’ or β€˜F**k Your Stupid Quiz’ personality types – NewsThump
https://newsthump.com/2023/09/04/simplified-myers-briggs-test-to-split-people-into-either-gullible-doormat-or-fk-your-stupid-quiz-personality-types/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=ThumpPublis4oli%2Fmagazine%2FNewsThump
#MyersBriggs 
 X (nΓ©e Twitter) wants to collect your biometric data and employment history | Ars Technica
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/x-nee-twitter-wants-to-collect-your-biometric-data-and-employment-history/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=user%2FArsTechnica
#musk
#twitter
#TheArtistFormallyKnownAsTwitter 
 Waiting for the slightest hint of an indication of the possibility of a thought that I might leave my chair because, obviously, if I do, what else could it be for other than to get her more food??

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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta Too late! 
 @8847b20e
It would seem so. 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta It’s based on Chrome. I u... 
 @03259163 
Well bollocks. The quick reviews I saw made it sound like something different, sufficiently different that I assumed (yes, I know) that it wasn't going to be based on Chrome. 
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 Ways to Measure Dicks:
* length
* width
* area
* mass
* volume
* count
* donut hanging capacity
*... 
 Doesn't look much does it?  It took a ridiculous amount of time!!  I can only ascribe it to a lack of talent(and a lack of knowledge of Krita).  Bits and pieces were spread across six layers and I wasn't very disciplined about managing them so when I was erasing, as I was frequently, thinking something was in an inactive layer, only to find it was in the active layer.  I also spent a lot of time zoomed in, tidying up curves, erasing, redrawing, only to find when I zoomed out again that I had a completely different curve.  I planned on doing much of this as vector lines and shapes; didn't happen.  The heel is the only vector shape I kept.  I guess this whole exercise is good for fine motor skills but I'm not sure it's doing a lot for my eyesight?  Needless to say, the heart motif was imported and tweaked a little for colour and transparency and to make it look intertwined around the heel.

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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I nuked a TV dinner. 
 @de659117 
I seem to remember being warned off those things by Messrs. Gibbons, Hill(RIP) & Beard. 
 @6fda6234 
If you insist?? 
 Earthquake as well; I'd be starting to take it personally. 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I'll be hiding in a classy ... 
 @de659117 
I would expect no less.  Has the forecast improved at all? 
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 nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta even if it's not a tropical... 
 @de659117 
Time for some dignified cowering then. 
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 @cf63d52f 
It looks to be working very well for you. Did you 3d print that one or is that the one you bought? 
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 @de659117 
Would it be the legendary big, fat doughnut hole perchance? Do I win the prize, what is the prize, there is a prize, right?? 
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 @03259163 
I'm waiting to try Arc on PC though I don't know what it's based on? 
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 @de659117 
Stop it, you're just being silly now, I can't spare time on my supercomputer for this sort of problem. 
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 @a1b13273 
It depends on the lips it's applied to; on you, absolutely, on me, not so much. :lipbite: 
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 @99537271
Oh my!! :lipbite: 
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 @4f086e7a 
Completely agree whilst having to admit that I was around to watch the original broadcast. 
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 @de659117 
What a lucky girl! 
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 @0eb69558 
Perhaps you sucked all his socialism into his cock, which still remains steadfastly leftist? 
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 @85cc2edc 
Mostly 'how long before this image finishes loading?!?' and shouting at the modem to shut the fuck up or maybe that was just me. 
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 @8847b20e "I believe in truth though I lie a lot". (I'm beginning to think I might be quite old?) 
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 @de659117 
And what's on the menu tonight?? 
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 @de659117 
Indulging in a bit of the good ol' unbauchery eh? 
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 @99537271 
Wish I could but no, sorry. I resisted spending about Β£70 on a pair of strappy sandals yesterday but I generally have to do that a couple of times a week. 
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 @cf63d52f
Can you say what you find different about the original? I looked at the original and, without having them both available to make a comparison, I couldn't spot any glaring differences between it and the cheap version? 
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 @4b779344 It might be unoriginal but black is usually my go to for anything I wear, kink or otherwise, but I'm prepared to make an exception for those white stilettos!! 
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 @f4ddb967 
With such forward thinking policies, I'm sure your second term is a forgone conclusion Madam President. 
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 @78423851
Sadly some people have time, access to a keyboard without the corresponding access to grey matter. I hope you keep doing what you're doing. 
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 @99537271 
An Amazon delivery arrived? (That's how it always seems to go for me.) 
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 @87a6e2f2 @87a6e2f2 
Do you prefer slow or quick? 
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 @8847b20e 
I haven't thought about or heard that song in many years; I hope you are not going to be responsible for it rattling around in my brain for the rest of the day?! 
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 @d5341116 @76263a33 
Whilst at the same time being cool and also cooool. 
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 @de7f5564 Would a pillion ride be acceptable? 
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 @0ffec0bd 
The absence of flood or fire was about all I was hoping for!! 
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 @0eb69558 
I've shaved my head for decades. Played a cricket match, didn't eat anything all afternoon, dehydrated and got shit faced very quickly down the pub and must have nodded off, head down on the table. When I woke up and rubbed my head, my hand came away covered in red, eventually I was informed that a couple of the WAGS had been playing noughts and crosses on my head using lipstick. Very amusing for them, somewhat arousing for me. 
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 @8847b20e 
James Dean Bradfield is such an underrated guitarist. He does a fabulous version of She Sells Sanctuary I just found down the rabbit hole you just sent me on. 
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 @de659117 
But how is your cat?! (Glad you're ok of course!)