@6fda6234
It's a long time since I was at school (a really, really long time) but bullies didn't look like that otherwise I'd have been a far more willing victim.
Have Caffe Nero changed their roast or blend? It seems to be quite rough around the edges for the past month or so. A double shot always made for a strong latte but I always knew how much sugar I needed but now it seems to have quite a harsh bite to it.
Just out the shower, towel off, I can see the shorts I worked out in but where are the shorts I plan on wearing? Looked around for a good few seconds before discovering I've already put them on. I suppose it's better than thinking you've put them on when you haven't and going about your business?
I've never been put in a bit gag before, it's all been various ball gags and, at a push, cleave gags but this was lovely, much drooling ensued. Mistress enjoyed it whilst I was in it but I suspect she enjoyed it nearly as much when she told me, whilst we were at the pub, the the marks from the straps on my shaved head were barely visible... from 20 feet away.
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2nd attempt. All drawn freehand apart from the hint of the red sole which was done in a vector layer. Even after a fair amount of time spent making small adjustments, I still don't quite like the heel cup. I had been hoping to emphasise the shape of the arch with the text box but even though this is a shape within a vector layer, I can't seem to find a way to modify the shape and have the text follow it? I had been hoping to imply some shape to the toe by using shading but that's beyond me right now; something for future efforts.
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@de659117
You need to really commit, lean hard into the concept of 'joke' and then funny becomes almost irrelevant.
P.S. I don't recommend giving up your day job however.
@e647bf6e
I just use notifications and, it appears to me, that even if you miss the notification, mention of the post remains in a tab to check whenever you log in, at least that's how it seems in the Android apps I've used.
@dc58339e
You're really, really sure, only three? OK. Dire Straits, The Who, The Police. I know I didn't pick them but I can't believe there's no love here for the Manics?!
@cf63d52f
Great job with the #fufuclip but how do you keep your skin looking so good?! I end up a blotchy, pimply mess when I shave or use hair removal cream.
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