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 I like smart (intelligent) girls, am I fucked? 
 Quite the opposite 
 cupping your balls while taking a shit keeps them clean. 
 Asians have sideways balls i thought they didn't roll as far back because of it 
 >tfw no knife wielding gf

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 How do you live with yourself being so boring and pedantic there are ways out you know 
 We know you’re a faggot 
 You keep calling me a fag but you were the one wanting to put your arms around and roll around on the floor together, homo. 
 Do you know what a neck slam is?

That’s where I take your non existent chin, and slam you into... 
 I'm not interested in cuddling with you dude 
 Show me a picture of your mom 
 Easier for me to get selfie with your mom tbh 
 I am big smoke, you faggot 
 Lol eejit 
 Explain too everyone how gay you are 
 It's actually the best difference between a pub and a bar but keep enjoying your refugees welcome bar homo 
 Are you a gay jew? If so, quit being a faggot 
 Lol big smoke people 
 the name "pub" is short for public house. back in the days of bootlegging, a lot of irish people ... 
 It's far more likely for foreigner to walk into a pub and be and feel unwelcome than to do the same at a bar.