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 the name "pub" is short for public house. back in the days of bootlegging, a lot of irish people set these up for friends and family. you should know this, its your heritage 
 That's true. I usually have to work my way in. 

I have always experienced an initial negative feel in US bars. It takes a few weeks to feel comfortable 
 the waitress at the pub i always go to when im alone always makes me feel at home. tells me about her family life, shows interest in poast (she has a poast account) and talks to me about my life. you dont get that at a bar. she'll sit and talk to me for 20-30 mins at a time 
 After the apocalypse, there will be bars like this 
 because there'll be nobody left 
 There are now. 
 White people things 
 they're totally into you 
 Depends on you and the patrons. I've visited places and got the stink eye before and accepted by nightclose. Some even have intelligence folks who will interrogate you for a few minutes before a hardware to the locals. 
 so what's a publican then... 
 This is the same dynamic at work even today. The bar lights are low and everyone turns to see who just came in. The atmosphere is not usually cozy though. It's illegal betting and meth now. 
 If jews survive the apocalypse by pretending too care about goy problems, they will likely be the bar owners 
 You think one little apocalypse will make them give up money lending? 
 money will cease to exist in our lifetimes you dont need schizophrenia to know that

everything will be digital. money will be digits on a ledger stored on "someone elses computer"

its coming in your lifetime, it will be standard by your childs lifetime 
 Why don't you standardize yourself some bitches nigga 
 You’re wasting your breath. Nobody on here has ever seen a vagina in real life 
 can confirm have not. 

ate some two days ago, but didn't look closely 
 im looking at one while i type this reply 
 AFTER THE APOCALYPSE: She looks at you and says, I want some honey.

YOU (put on your bee suit): 



You fuckin simp 
 Frondeur is the best guy on here. 
 what about me 
 He said what he said. 
 im veleting beef right now so i can make buldak teriyaki beef and broccoli and paying off my gf's cellphone so when the iphone 15 comes out i can make her think im buying it for it but not actually 
 You would be doing a service to so many ears. 
 Frondeur is the guy that can take your weak joke and punch it up two notches 
 nigger all he did was 😆 react you 
 sometimes that's all it takes... 
 I look at this place as a pond where tadpoles turn into funny porn stars with sledgehammer dicks 
 

https://i.poastcdn.org/fea5ebea50d50b681b88c6764903cfb12a32788f3f840b484da0cd807267cb9b.png 
 Don’t jew me just too make instance owners happy 
 i was too afraid to search for pepe's with a big cock... 
 > i was too afraid to search for pepe's with a big cock...
And Graf retakes the lead... 
How will this race go? 
 Reading that 
I’ve decided I had enough internet for tonight. GN frens 
 once again the french literallly giving up without doing anything 
 Good night, Jean. 
 Wait, have you seen a Pepe with a big cock? 
 No 
 Get the fuck out of here, fag. You ain’t seeing my cock 
 I bid you good day then sir and I will take my leave.
:TipsFedora: 
 You got it backwards. When a frenchman says good night after people start to talk about frog dicks, you let him go. 
 i know that...but is it because they are hungry or horny... 
 You think I speak French? 
 

https://nightshift.social/media/bec6eeb298367933da3d40719cf2ca2b3d0168142d46609e887be50ffff6833e.jpeg 
 wtf its as big as his arm 
 Did you you just try too kill me? Because that almost happened.
I haven’t laughed that hard in months 
 Have you seen my tile floor? Imagine me dead in my kitchen 
 i mean...ill try...

scene: jonny fever...niche micro internet celebrity dead on the floor of his own kitchen...his last poast a video wherein he names his killer...the audio is so bad however no one can make it out...the only clue...written in blood "he did it" next to a white board where a pepe with a massive cock is scribbled poorly in faded green dry erase marker... 
 >i was too afraid to search for pepe's with a big cock...
imgflip meme generator -> pepe running

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bdf9ecdf6d8b49d67907ae5c66b2157be0c2a638e01e258242846043d95acd03.png 
 ahhh...yeah that one would've been perfect... 
 i even have that one saved now that i think about it... 
 This is going to be a theme, huh? 
 it was something jonny said...

>I look at this place as a pond where tadpoles turn into funny porn stars with sledgehammer dicks 
 Don't start that shit. AI art is the worst. 
 Don’t worry about the jews on here. I can put all of them in a headlock 
 I've only ever gotten two at once. 
 we need a fever bot 
 The economy of the future. You nailed it. Buy sell trade like a card game or a feminist novel gone Netflix. 
 That's why I'm learning servers. I think the main currency is data now. And holy shit it's valuable. 
 You think one little accounting change will make them give up money lending? 
 >You think one little accounting change will make them give up money lending?
Who needs money? They created carbon credits. I'll just grow trees. 

And Bill Gates wants to cut down trees... 😩 
 you have to buy them so he doesnt 
 It's far more likely for foreigner to walk into a pub and be and feel unwelcome than to do the same at a bar. 
 Are you a gay jew? If so, quit being a faggot 
 Lol big smoke people 
 I am big smoke, you faggot 
 Lol eejit 
 Show me a picture of your mom 
 Easier for me to get selfie with your mom tbh 
 You know you’re going too be murdered, right?

Probably 8 years from now. 
 Explain too everyone how gay you are 
 It's actually the best difference between a pub and a bar but keep enjoying your refugees welcome bar homo 
 Do you know what a neck slam is?

That’s where I take your non existent chin, and slam you into the ground. 
 I'm not interested in cuddling with you dude 
 We know you’re a faggot 
 You keep calling me a fag but you were the one wanting to put your arms around and roll around on the floor together, homo. 
 Jew it up, fag 
 How do you live with yourself being so boring and pedantic there are ways out you know 
 We all know you are a jew 
 Say some jew stuff 
 say some jew stuff. 
 I already know who’s going too be killed