having your wife cup your balls while sleeping keeps them from covering your asshole which prevents snoring :hammer_corgi: 

 

https://i.poastcdn.org/90510e6eb971c800034869b1a030678dd7398d837bdd73997746b57cea9a4a29.gif 

 this is proven fact. try it with your wife some time. she'll thank me and you are welcome. 

 soaking has a similar effect 

 no that's morman shit. they're weird af 

 tfw no mormon gf to soak and keep my company 

 true love 

 Asians have sideways balls i thought they didn't roll as far back because of it 

 chopsticks have many uses, gwailo