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Notes by Arturo, the oyster Barbie | export

 All in all, are you glad you moved or was it a mistake? 
 Overall, I'm glad. I own a house now (well, the bank still owns it,but they let me stay here for a reasonable rate). And, most of the community are reasonable. Just a lot of loudmouths on social media. 
 It's Friday and I'm not on call this weekend. (barring catastrophe, of course)

Just have to doing deep for a few more hours. 
 That nurse should look into becoming an oyster.

Also, you need a vacation, stat. And a foot mass... 
 Oysters have it hard, Caffs. So oppressed. 
 Once upon a time, there was a nurse who worked too much overtime. She said, "my community needs me!". One day, she dropped dead. And no one came to her funeral because she had no friends outside work, and all her work friends were working overtime that day.

The end. 
 Dang. Made two Spinsters cry.

It's OK, guys. I only worked 40 minutes of overtime today.

And, boss gave us pizza! I saw all the clerical and support staff sitting down in the boardroom with management, while I grabbed a couple of slices and took them back to the nurse's station. And no one told infection control I was eating at the desk!!

I feel positively giddy. 
 Wow...

I sometimes wonder how some people dress themselves or make sandwich. Or, do they just REEEEEEEEEE on Twitter all day? 
 Well, I'm probably going to get told today. Which, would be fine, if it was my fault.

Oh, well. Let's hope that's all that happens. 
 Not a long weekend. I'm teaching tomorrow. Followed by a staff meeting.... 
 EW! Staff meeting... 

Maybe having Monday off in lieu of Truth and Reconciliation Day is just a BC thing?

Figures. 
 Exactly. Should be a solid 3 by the end of the day tomorrow. 
 Long weekend too long? 
 Feeling very 7 at the moment. 
 Well, it is Sunday. 
 OMG, OMG, OMG... CBC is the unintentional comedy gift that keeps on giving! Apparently we're only hung up on this Nazis in Parliament thing because of partisan politics.

Working class Canadians are Nazis for having a protest, but parliamentarians are worker than woke for giving a WWII war criminala standing ovation. 
 I don't think the Leopards Eating People's Faces party will stick to just the bad people that I don't like.

If you think that they will stick to the bad people that you don't like, well, I wish you luck with that. 
 nostr:npub1vlrenrycf3rmw6tcy0t54y2m6apguaq9rhqynhewdarkv80vlp2sqy75xh nostr:npub17f8vp4xuksjrj99v... 
 Yep. But, with Chrystia Freeland and prime minister blackface, I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.

Also, the mess with India. 
 In all their glorious numptiness. 
 I've had differences of opinion with our fearless leadership before, I've cringed at hypocrisy, I've been deeply angry, but I've never been embarrassed to be a Canadian before.

🇨🇦🤡 
 Fucking Canadian parliament. 
 I'm really not sure, to tell you the truth. I just doesn't make sense that they are so ideologica... 
 WTF is up with the health associations and unions? I'm embarrassed that nursing orgs are confused about how babby is form 
 Oh, Spinster, I am in a truly vile mood. 
 So, the staffing office fucked up my hours. so badly. So very, very, very badly. They just... I can't... Why would anyone... It doesn't even make sense, and if we did it their way, we would have no nurses working every second Monday. And, then they get mad at us for working too much overtime, but, I'm like, dude, if your fucking rotation made any fucking sense, you fuckers! Just...

I can't even.

(the worst part is, they've overpaid me, but it's so stupid that it bugs me) 
 Yeah. The spice. Definitely the spice. Not the stressful week and stupid pork argument. 
 I just want to shake them both. Except, they're both bigger than I am. 
 Ok, but is one of them not cooking the ribs? 
 Oh, the ribs are done. They were too spicy and now my tummy hurts. Totally the spice, yeah... 
 Gordon will never know how they turned out, so why involve him? 
 Argument by authority 
 I have an asian friend who hates over-cooked pork and screams about how controlled the pork produ... 
 Good to know, but I don't think I'll mention it to them at this time...

Ah, the boy has retreated to the family room, and the mister has retreated to the ham radio shack. The Morse code sounds fast, inaccurate, and angry. Fortunately, the boy is gaming with headphones on, so I can only hear the occasional groan. 
 This wasn't about trichinella again, was it? 
 Not directly, no. But, apparently, Gordon Ramsey's name was invoked, so not much different. 
 Yes, yes you should. They will have to figure out their pork-based dilemma on their own. 
 It's so stupid, Caffs. I was still at work when this started. 
 I've had a rather stressful week at work, so of course my son and husband had to get in a big fight, and they're both trying to get me on their side, but I'm like, "I have no opinion on the best way to cook pork, please leave me out of this" so now I'm just thinking I should go drive around by myself and eat ice cream. 
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 I thought the Braden scale was developed in the UK?  I mean, pressure sores aren't always indicative of bad nurses, but they always indicate poor care.

(Sorry, but how are you not doing qshift Braden scale assessments on a quadriplegic? Are they that overworked?) 
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 What Feart said. 
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 Yes, actually, I did!! 🥳🎉 
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 They're like that.

Yes, all cats. 
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 It's still early here, though. I might still get enough sleep.

How're you? 
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 Me, neither! 
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 It's just wise to plan ahead. And, easier if he's diabetic. 
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 Well, the ultimate in movable goalposts!! 
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 Yep. Fedi is sketchy AF. 
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 Well, who doesn't? 
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 What could possibly go wrong?