I've had a rather stressful week at work, so of course my son and husband had to get in a big fight, and they're both trying to get me on their side, but I'm like, "I have no opinion on the best way to cook pork, please leave me out of this" so now I'm just thinking I should go drive around by myself and eat ice cream. 

 Yes, yes you should. They will have to figure out their pork-based dilemma on their own. 

 Once when my hobgoblin and my daughter were fighting, I drove and threw french fries to the grackles in the Walmart parking lot. A+++ 

 This wasn't about trichinella again, was it?