I just love #Nostr 's quirkiness!
I just do things like 5 times cuz I can't figure out how to post right once!
😆 

 #nostr #art #artstr 

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 I just wish to regain my health because I'm running a node I understand nothing about and would love to learn about running relays one day! 

 I was able to nab and HODL the hubs.  I'm thinking, considering that my man is the manliest of men, with what today's pool has? I'd be the bitcoin in a sea of shitcoins.  I'd have to build humongous walls... yuuge beautiful fabulous walls around me... to keep all the soft d... ahem men away from me!

I don't kid.
My husband IS my TROPHY  🏆!!! 

 I could attest to that... if I only even knew what it is...!😆😆😆 

 Like freaking the hell out because you like...no...YOU LOVE your laser eyes, and f*cking corn 🌽  is about to hit 100k...
Why....WHY??????????????????
😭😭😭
(Mourns laser eyes, while asking "what we replacing laser eyes with???) 

 Still working on it,  unsure if the lightning symbol is right. Sky is actually purple grape.

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 Thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 

 Good Ol' Nick Coppola! 

 😄 🤣  

 A short auto-biography.... in reply to 
https://m.primal.net/MAIU.png 

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 did your meat get laundered by accident, and you're desiccating it with all that rice?
🤣🤣🤣  

 wrong.
#buybitcoin.
fall into the rabbit hole. 
run a node. 
acquaint yourself with a few plebs. 
conspire to like... organize somehow to talk about non-politically correct shit. 
hear about #nostr.
why is there a bee on the corner of my browser?
hate on all social media that doesn't allow zaps.
marry a trumper.
wait, you're already married to a trumper, u just didn't know it.
name your trumper baby  Dan, just cause... We're all DAN!
Get angry at YouTube.
Don't trust Rumble either.
Beat  @jack senseless to ask him why in the hell did he allow hisself near those Devil Worshippers? (I'm looking at you #Beyonce and The Jay guy whose name I suddenly forgot...
You're now a C-Anon...  (everyone else is antichrist worshipper.)
Learn about nostr #relays.
run a relay.
start distrusting your own relay cuz it makes funny noises. 
Get angry at Elon cuz he wants $8.00 or so to use Twatter.
Try find out how humanity will ever get privacy ever again.
Get angry at  @adam3us cuz ... WEN other form of internet?
Put out your Christmas tree Every March to celebrate judgement vs #Faketoshi, in May for Pizza Day, in whut...Halloween? for White Paper day... Year Round cuz, we'll find a #Bitcoin and/or a Nostr related milestone to celebrate!
Forget about your favorite color... it is orange. No. It's purple. It is orange again....
Piss everyone at the Thanksgiving table cuz...
"I TOLD Y'ALL BITCOIN WAS GOING TO THE MOON... Bitches!
and, suddenly, Thank the Lord there are no insane asylums, for your own blood relatives who are still melting down about how J-Lo and Beyonce didn't convince everyone to vote Kamala... will be wishing those men in white to drag you away... 
But not without a giant turkey drumstick first!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 And your name is ₿it ₿ees!
😁 

 Ah...it might just be how it is displayed on mine...
Interesting...🤓 

 I'll search me how to do that Text Replacement thingy!! 🤔 hmmmm 

 Ah!
I founds it!
On my phone it's called "text shortcut " 🤷‍♀️
It works!
But...
I think my ₿ is still not as pretty as yours...
*cries inconsolably* 

 Hey... can I haz yoor B thingy there?⬆️ 

 What the.... 😆😆😆 

 Love your taste!
That box looks so cool!!🤩 

 Will this revolution be televised? (Podcasted, YouTubed or Nostricised???) 

 hahhahahaa.... I'm so unaware, IDK who that is!
😆😆😆 

 Although, any chance we can beam Mike Pompeio out of the picture ..? Like, can we obliterate him, please? 

  @FRANCIS  @ODELL Interesting piece for a gal like me, who's not knowledgeable enough to know how #Bitcoin can be #sanction, #censure proof and remain #pseudonymous. #askNostr 

 https://www.therage.co/trump-2025-sanctions-are-good-for-bitcoin-2/ 

 I sure AM a racist, sexist, uneducated semi-nazi, and, must definitely, garbage... for not wanting war....  

 That gif is awesome!!!😆😆😆 

 Watching it now... nazis on meth???
🤣🤣🤣 

 😆😆😆🤣 

 This!!! 

 Welcome!!!🤗
Now GFY...

You have been officially christened. 
 

 What's absolutely mind-effing-blowing is what any of us are "getting"out of that debt!
Our health and quality of life continue to worsen.  We have zero,  zero ways that are effective, efficient or either...(!) for elder care and the disable. 
The black hole of debt is just to pony up and enrich the war profiteers, while the LEGALLY and lawful citizens and migrants get the shaft to cover expenses for the criminals who also just waltz right in... without even showing who they are. 
I'm so angry. 
☹️😪 

 Too many dickwads, so little bitcoin...
😭😭😭😭 

 Whut? 
 

 Shit, I couldn't get through the day at all without iodine. 
It's what comes once the medical establishment decided to almost kill me when they decided to put me through thyroid ablation... TWICE in less than 90 days. 
Then send me a letter asking if I was ok because they mistakenly dosed me I don't remember how many more times over the recommended dose of RAI. 
What sucks? 
I didn't even have cancer. 
Armour alone doesn't cut it one bit. 
I miss the me I was before all that.  

 Deal.
Uh..
Shoot.
I already do. 
So...
Nevermind...
😆 

 Yup. 

 Reality.

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 As an ex gvt agent with 20+ yrs in state, fed & County agencies,  I have always believed it to be malice. 
The few honestly inept folks I came across were kept  and promoted by those with the malice intending not to ever improve service levels. 
That's how they roll.  

 But... have you ever tried Birria Ramen...ever?
The Bitcoin of Ramen!
🤣 

 Reach out to @chiefmonkey 
I haven't gotten over this long covid thing,  I'd be updating my stuff!! 

 I haven't been active because I've been very sick while still not lose my job. 
So it's take it out of me.  @chiefmonkey had (maybe still has, I just haven't been visiting in the last few months...) a telegram group for both sellers and buyers. 
It works and it brings sales as long as you too are consistent with promoting your own work in #nostr and you have a presence in twitter. 
I had to abandon it until I can muster what it takes to clear out the massive brain fog and lethargy that comes from not being able to breathe deeply w/o coughing up a lung. 
People reach out to you via plebeian.market dms which are nostr powered, so you'd too see them in your own nostr client dms. 
Plebeian.market also sends you dms notifying you of your sales. 
I hope this helps you. 
Your work is fun to look at, quite enjoyable! 

 Translation:
ALL CAPS BITCHES ARE THE BEST BITCHES...
SAYS I!
🤣🤣🤣 

 hmmm...nicely????
Ayayayayayayayyyyyyyyyy.....
🤦‍♀️ 

 Have you also tried listing on plebeian.market???  

 Here, here!!
😄 
♫♪ -"T'is the season to be #bullish... 
Fa, la, la, la, la, fa, la, la la..."♪♫

↓ Me... just thinking about the upcoming #Bitcoin #Christmashttps://m.primal.net/MAQP.png  

 It's a tough one!
Though, maybe using nostr as an adjective for it instead? Like "Have yourself a very Nostr Christmas..?"