POST NOW  :ablobcatbongo: 

 Onlyfuzz :wobble: 

 Sweepy pink beans kitty :ablobcatcry: 

 I only seem to get it from junk food slop like hot cheetos  :ablobcatneon: 

 Good taste :blobcatjustright: 

 I was worried she wouldn't like spicy 😿 

 I will give her extra treats today instead  :blobcatmoustache: 

 :agreed: 

 Maine coon Siamese mix I think. She was a stray so I'm not quite sure :blobcatthinkOwO: 

 DONE 

 Why you have rosy cheeks are you drunk  :acat_confused: 

 But if you look closer at his face you can see he is more friendly than tasty  :ablobcatneon: 

 He's probably not very tasty. I bet he would make a very good friend though  :agreed: 

 I wonder how many times a day he gets this exact message lol 

 How much of the 41% is pooners though? I guess I always assumed it mostly to be men who chop their dicks off and kill themselves because cooming just ain't the same anymore. 

 If he doesn't take time out of his day to answer a simple question you should call him a lazy nigger 

 Report back with your findings. Did you start a timer? ⏱️ :blobcateyes: 

 Godspeed 

 

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 On a related note, women who chop off their tits should get the death penalty 

 Nah cause I'm Mr fuzzland so if I were a tranny I'd have to be a pooner right?  :blobcatprofit: 

 Ignore the 5 o'clock shadow

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 :blobcatjustright: 

 They are as fancy and lovable as they are high maintenance :blobcatcomfjoy:

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 It's like the 5th or 6th re-release where it becomes good, and the one after that is bad again so be careful  :ablobcatneon: 

 :blobcatmeltthumbsup: 

 Get your kitty companion, look to the future and be thankful you don't live in a poopy house :wobble: 

 Yeah that was my first thought :cat_why: 

 Wtf that's pretty gay I'm sorry dude. You definitely need a kitty cat now  :sadcat: 

 Ngl I've been there, but animals never go ignored no matter how fucked in the head I get. There are no excuses for fuzzy critter neglect :blobcatsadlife: 

Have you considered asking her if she wants you to care for one of her pets until she gets her shit together? 

 Like leaving leaving?  :AAA: 

 DO IT :ablobcatbongo: 

 You won't do it you're scared :ablobcatneon: 

 How would you rate this profile? I'd give it a 6/10, no pronouns even. Kinda lacking imo. 

 Oh yeah that's probably more likely. I was thinking wheelchair tier disability faking

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 I like when they have "disabled" in the profile. 

Yes hello I'm a useless mentally ill twanny isnt that interesting? I bet you have so much sympathy for my plight. 

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 Good kittah :blobcatmeltthumbsup: 

 TASTING IMMINENT :blobcateyes: 

 Gm :blobcatmorningcoffee:

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 SO FUZZY :blobcataww: 

 Kot update photo :ablobcatbongo: 

 Does this game have KITTIES :wobble: 

 :AAA: 

 I'll settle for Kurt Russell  :agreed: 

 5️⃣  :catto: 

 I don't have a cat named John  :acat_confused: 

 No, just a Catholic who was molested.