I'll help her out in exchange for testing my Minecraft mod

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Says the autist with the dinosaur pfp


I'm guy on the Internet asking you a question.


Are your kids prostitutes and do you tell all your friends and family how proud of them you are for it?


Kittens are so much fun :blobcatcomfjoy:


🍼 🔧 🍆 for good luck  :anko_pray:


Goddammit bot bot  :aa:


Ai sure is nifty  :agreed:


I will give for you  :blobcatderpy:


It didn't work  :sadcat:


ด้้้้้้๊ีีีีํััััััั่่่่


He has important things to scream  :airnom:


Nn

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:blobcatcomfy:

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:blobcatthinkOwO:

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I want to go home to fuzzland :cat_tired:

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Congratulations on your award peachy  :agreed:


:blobcateyes:

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First try making laab :blobcatblep:

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Why do feminists hate this :blobcatthinkOwO:


Make sure it's not your kitty  :sadcat:


She's over there :agreed:

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Perfect shot :blobcatjustright:


https://kiwifarms.net/

:soyHype1: :soyHype2: :soyHype3:


No u  :ablobcatneon:


I'm happy for you friend  :blobcatcomfjoy:


Kill yourself  :ablobcatbongo:


Yeah that was definitely some bullshit pr account or something


Black mousepads are a good place to store fuzz  :agreed:


nostr:npub1pnpez7cn4h04pxg07dmmklzyz7u7fm0w2ddrw220qh785rq3m42ql452zw I know you did this teach me how  :ablobcatneon:

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I like shoveling and listening to music better than construction and homeless people  :blobcatcomfthink:


Soon my tl will be nothing but kittyposts  :blobcatcomfjoy:


I can tell by his face that he is a nonsense kitty who never gets into mischief  :agreed:


*acerthorn noises*


Gn :blobcatsleep:

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such a satisfied expression  :blobcat:


reminds me of this  :AAA:

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He will make sure you look after yourself, I already know  :agreed:


then sleeb :blobcatfluffangry:


this warms my fuzzy heart  :ablobcatheartsqueeze:


Welcome to my world :ablobcatneon:

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Cc nostr:npub1xrmj2tt4cht9tse4f4287en9g9xjwa9le0adnek60afvapeu5pqs6pdncv


semper fi :blobcatsalute:

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You post weird things  :agreed:


I haven't seen anyone use the word "fatso" since she left :blobcatsadlife:


Gn :blobcatcomfslep:

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nigbot is on a tear  :acat_deranged:


what the fuck  :AAA:


Kitty attention time or breakfast? :airnom:


10/10 kot  :ablobcatreach:


POST KOT  :ablobcatbongo:


I do :blobcatsadpats:


Why did she leave? :blobcatsadlife:


I declare peachy winner of the retard war


Why is he sad I want to make him happy  :sadcat:


JUST IN TIME FOR CATURDAY  :acat_bop:


Tariq was right again smh


Post video  :ablobcatneon:


Does this game have KITTIES :wobble:


SO FUZZY :blobcataww:


I really hate trannies


POST NOW  :ablobcatbongo:


Onlyfuzz :wobble:


5⃣  :catto:


No, just a Catholic who was molested.


I'll settle for Kurt Russell  :agreed:


I don't have a cat named John  :acat_confused:


:AAA:


Kot update photo :ablobcatbongo:


Sweepy pink beans kitty :ablobcatcry:


:blobcatfluffowo:

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I only seem to get it from junk food slop like hot cheetos  :ablobcatneon:


Good taste :blobcatjustright:


I was worried she wouldn't like spicy 😿


I will give her extra treats today instead  :blobcatmoustache:


I didn't share :blobcatfluffangry:

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:agreed:


My helpers :wobble:

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Maine coon Siamese mix I think. She was a stray so I'm not quite sure :blobcatthinkOwO:


Feeling fuzzy :blobcatcomfaww:

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Comfy kitty nest :wobble:

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DONE


:blobcatjustright:


Gn :blobcatcomfslep:

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Why you have rosy cheeks are you drunk  :acat_confused:


But if you look closer at his face you can see he is more friendly than tasty  :ablobcatneon:


He's probably not very tasty. I bet he would make a very good friend though  :agreed:


I wonder how many times a day he gets this exact message lol


How much of the 41% is pooners though? I guess I always assumed it mostly to be men who chop their dicks off and kill themselves because cooming just ain't the same anymore.


On a related note, women who chop off their tits should get the death penalty


If he doesn't take time out of his day to answer a simple question you should call him a lazy nigger


Report back with your findings. Did you start a timer? ⏱ :blobcateyes:


Godspeed


Nah cause I'm Mr fuzzland so if I were a tranny I'd have to be a pooner right?  :blobcatprofit:


Ignore the 5 o'clock shadow

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Thanks youtube I'm glad you thought of me first when this one came down the chute

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They are as fancy and lovable as they are high maintenance :blobcatcomfjoy:

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It's like the 5th or 6th re-release where it becomes good, and the one after that is bad again so be careful  :ablobcatneon:


:blobcatmeltthumbsup:


Get your kitty companion, look to the future and be thankful you don't live in a poopy house :wobble:


Ngl I've been there, but animals never go ignored no matter how fucked in the head I get. There are no excuses for fuzzy critter neglect :blobcatsadlife:

Have you considered asking her if she wants you to care for one of her pets until she gets her shit together?


Yeah that was my first thought :cat_why:


Wtf that's pretty gay I'm sorry dude. You definitely need a kitty cat now  :sadcat:


Like leaving leaving?  :AAA:


DO IT :ablobcatbongo:


You won't do it you're scared :ablobcatneon:


Sloshy washy kitty time :blobcatmlem:

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How would you rate this profile? I'd give it a 6/10, no pronouns even. Kinda lacking imo.


Oh yeah that's probably more likely. I was thinking wheelchair tier disability faking

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I like when they have "disabled" in the profile.

Yes hello I'm a useless mentally ill twanny isnt that interesting? I bet you have so much sympathy for my plight.


1

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Good kittah :blobcatmeltthumbsup:


TASTING IMMINENT :blobcateyes:


Gm :blobcatmorningcoffee:

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Nn :blobcatcomfslep:

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Econjobrumors has some quality entertainment in the off topic board

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:agreed:

https://youtu.be/tI5_YuCWTMA?si=Z4KsUVxsO74KcIGX


🍔  :blobcateyes:


I just found out these exist I wanna know too  :blobcatthinkingglare:


So handsome :blobcataww:

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Would your dog eat a cat?  :blobcatthinkingglare:


Did he say no?  :aaaa:


What a cool thing to say  :acat_flabbergasted:


:blelelelel:


Sounds cool and goth 🤘


:wobble:


Is this him!?!


POST NOW :ablobcatbongo:


Kroner bestest janny


Komfy kot kave  :agreed:


US


Ty!


Looks like a good house for critters :wobble:


What about ethylene glycol


Thank you mr kroner :wobble: :wobble: :wobble:


But what if I miss them  :sadcat:


Ty friend  :blobcatcheer:


That looks so tasty  :blobcatmlem:


Maybe you had to cut them to size  :acat_flabbergasted:


Oh, I thought you were up to no good like packaging and labeling poos :airnom:


My sleepytime pal  :blobcatcheer:

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What are you doin with the poo smears and label printer and cutting board and USB sticks  :AAA:


I can't find my Terry Davis "niggers are the problem" clip


:blobcatcomfypeek:

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