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 No don't!  :1613912156390: 
 @Xuya @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
fuk u 
am hungy 
 He is too cute, don't do. Just go to Jersey mike 
 @Xuya @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
Jersey Mike can suck my dick. 
 Gay  :gay_100: 
 @Xuya @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
My dick is actually a vagina so hetero 💯 
 If you have penis where your vagina is then you are probably gay 
 He's probably not very tasty. I bet he would make a very good friend though  :agreed: 
 @Mr. Fuzzland @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
He probably tastes like chicken and chicken is p good. 
 But if you look closer at his face you can see he is more friendly than tasty  :ablobcatneon: 
 @Mr. Fuzzland @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
When I look at his face I see rosy little cheeks.
Who else has rosy cheeks, you might ask.
That's right. It's me and I'm a fat retard. 
Would anyone really want to be friends with a person like that? 
 Why you have rosy cheeks are you drunk  :acat_confused: 
 WE DUH ONES WHO MAKE DUH SEESNIN TO PUT ON DIS HYEAH FOO HERETOFORE WE BE APPROXIMATIN HIS COOKIN NAWMEAN HE JUSS TAWT US WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW N WHAT HE STOLE FROM US NIGGA HE AIN'T TEACH US SHEIT :octussy: 
 @Mr. Fuzzland @:epstein: :hitler: Big :catnoearschew: Duck :mrqua... 
No I'm just White and have a really bad poker face.