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 Foreskinwalker ranch is a perfectly fine thing to talk about during your first convo with a fella 
 Can a real gamer of color get they dang bingos binted 
 bitches really do be bein gay on the tl 
 @2f31d435 @ me ho 
 Choke me daddy. Vape in me cunt 
 N word 
 So Havana syndrome isn't crabs and food poisoning as it turns out 
 Oops all gay sex 
 Born racist forced to be a Republican



This is a joke. Voting is a farce 
 setting up sso for aws using azure for a google email 

alright whatever, this tracks for me 
 debugging after midnight is such a strange vibe. there's no activity around, you're fully absorbe... 
 @John Paul Grips it's a vibe. 0100-~0330 used to be my prime working hours 
 What they don't tell you is that nofap and gooning are just the light and dark mystic skill trees... 
 I'm willing to bet the labiality insurance on owning a gym is crazy 
 so called "immutable" ids when they are muted 
 warm mulligan 
 I'm looking at a wasp that I really think I could hit... desk pop time 
 channel the rat king 
 I was behind a bicyclist today and this sucker was so fast that I wasn't even that mad after a while. 
 30mph is faster than I would like to ride a bicycle personally 
 French person pronounce the name "bob" correctly challenge 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw what are learning king 
 look at me. Continuing to sit down at a designated time to learn new things. Like a fuckin schoolboy again 

When do I get ara'd gotdangit 
 John Wheezer, CEO of wheezer the band 
 I unkinked my asshole and fixed my mood.  


Lift heavy and shit multiple times a day 
 Gotta letcha black out sometimes playa 
 Team Rocket gets a solid "would" 


Even Meowth. fuck it. 
 Kids have no subtlety. 

Sounds like the memorial should start with a Hemingway quote and end with a nirvana song.

RE: https://bae.st/objects/61a8c1e9-e59e-44ab-a0ab-0d7b0c17adaa

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 I'm like barely hanging on to sanity today 

It's cool tho.  This is not an unusual situation for me. 
 H 
 You r cuck? 
 kamiles a boy's name! 
 Trucker does your hair 


I would rather not this situation ever happen to me 
 There's no cumming in baseball 
 hard indoors. Not a crime usually! 
 "no getting your back blown out is not a healthy form of validation" 
 horrible idea:
1. find a list of notable people from wikipedia
2. train LLM to output a "singlene... 
 @2f31d435 On a scale from Tesla to Franklin how bitchless are u 
 you can shoot coyotes but not from a moving vehicle?

literally 1984 
 every year hunters really do get busted for this where I grew up. 

hilldos are amazingly unsafe with firearms tbh 
 some emergency services dispatchers are so bad that would make me want to hang up and decide to go be part of the problem. 
 Hypothetically let's say you have an encrypted drive and there is actually nothing of interest on... 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) 

"yeah man just let the cops in" 

they do a little trolling and put 90gb of wild and zany chorn on your boring reports usb 
 the plan is simple. 


we jelq the batman to completion 
 A walnut (likely sent by the Jews) just dropped on da whip and left a dent. 


I can't have nice things and I've accepted it at this point 
 Grunted and grundled in 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw you should shoot my cz 
 @2f31d435 I agree with this statement 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw 1711s? 
 @49fa391f un-important fake 
 Open class guns are horrifically ugly but they shoot like airsoft guns basically

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/82157f28-8f0c-43ae-bc4e-32e5ac686220 
 American (CIA) involvement in Azerbaijan didn't really go according to keikaku tbh 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw Who remembers 1811s? 
 yeah okay no biking today my legs are on fire. Time to up the protein too I guess 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) active recovery brooo. Go for a short ride and you'll feel better I promise. 
 Why even buy 1911s when 2011s exist 
 Bro how many times do I have to ask you not to bring up esoterica around da hoes 
 Gotta keep that thaaang on ya bruh 


- Gandhi prolly 
 Hate crime: 2 begins shortly 
 The pre-work out is burning and I only did a half scoooooop 
 Homosexual deviants will be the end of me 
 ENOUGH.  

absolutely do not call it your Luigiussy 
 Would hit it.  Like the fist of an angry god. 
 It's fucked up how I get excited to eat the water bugs whenever I'm in Maine.  Truly an unnatural state 
 ✂️
🦀 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw his ass is NOT listening 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) local crab is not posting jams either 😩😩😩🦀 
 someone should poste some bangerz ​:catmusic906:​ 
 spiders and communists are very similar. 

Shoe beatings for all 
 peetah 
 "what's onedrive? 

is that the cloud?"