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 "what's onedrive? 

is that the cloud?" 
 @2f31d435 ask her to show u the top attack mode 
 despite one major flaw, africa is really really cool 
 Black or fat which is worse (the answer may surprise you, click here to find out) 
 Wym I can't call my moustache a womb broom 
 Shooting has started to feel like throwing shot and discus used to feel to me. 

Nice calming yet athletic activity.  I bet people feel this way about golf tbh 
 There's joy to be had in taking care of your body fellas.  Yes it is a man's body. No it's not gay.  

Lotion can be for more than hog scrobblin 
 Schmedium 
 @This fuckin sucks, man. @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) just don't send notifications for things you don't care about.  


I really like mine because Im not always in front of my computer and it reminds me about meetings and calls. 

Also controlling music while in the shower/hot tub/pool is cool.
Heart rate tracking is cool too.  Not sure it's useful tho 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw ps1 port thought that no ru... 
 @御shp :blobshp:  I find this anecdote humourous.  "console kids"  ..Some things never change 

The remaster of 2 is super cool too, but I'm sure you saw that. 
 ugly trait 
 there's no running in diablo 1 tho 
 ~/documents ~/downloads ~/gayPorn ~/racistMemes ~/memes ~/taxes 
 need me like 5 or 6 hoes rn 
 identity and asses management 
 I am going to cause myself a significant problem by using my github account to sign into anything MS I need.

Maybe. Maybe not. idk 
 I get so hateful when I have to pay for the basic being alive things like insurance (Jewish) and water (fluoridated (not really, but still expensive and even more turbojewish(somehow))) 
 belli 
 just a lil big guy 
 Oops Sent the Jews to Madagascar sounds like some plausibly watchable television 
 weird confession: for about two years i thought sh0eonhead and boxxy were the same person. 
 @71cfb0ca I'm still not convinced personally 
 go five seconds without mentally screaming the gamer word challenge 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY 
 @2f31d435 they were all over my house slippers in a flash. Lil baby spides 
 fuckin toxic holocausted my house bruh

Send me to dyklon b immediately 
 So I had a nightmare scenar happen just now

It was real bad man. stomped on a huge fuggin spider and it had egg saccs 2 the maxx 
 Over 300 confirmed shidding-pissings 
 I like scaffolding projects because they're like turbo retard bumpers to keep me on track instead of just like staring at the wall or looking up 7 different things 
 Hello and welcome to the organizational system overhaul/ great cleansing. 
 Cause myself many entirely optional problems throughout my whole life.  Very sad. Great tragedy. 
 Securen'tString 
 Alright fuck this shit.  Weekend nao 
 Sellin man hog 
 I'll be outside shouting slurs if u need me 
 I think I'm just at the point where I'm jaded towards all forms of collectives.  

Tricks and bamboozled abound 
 I'm ngl I do have a bit of a morbid fascination with like conspiracy/conservative boomer propagan... 
 @95af5c8b you mean, soccer moms shooting up targets isn't normal? 
 Ah man.  I really need to get tattooed soon


The itch the iiiiitch 
 Linux scripting experience isn't dev experience.  I will get the beating stick. 
 Windows increases net mental illness.  Well known fact 
 no you don't understand, there has to be some sort of background noise or I'll shit and die about it 
 gaussian ass niggery 
 just pay your bills early, pay them often enough that they don't change color. 

Trust me on this one 
 metals are wild. 

Humans. also wild 
 @binkle him look like one of them rug washing videos became a dude 
 Your randomly generated passphrase is: 

homosexual bedroom eyes 
 go ahead and take tomorrow off sport 
 really I'd just like to hook my brain's asslips up to the computer and use it that way so I don't have to move from comfortable positions to impose my will upon them 
 Few ground rules for tonight's activities. 

Please refrain from adding or subtracting from the population count. Just two rules really. 
 uwu soffboy vs maleman manass 


Choose your fighter. 
 I sure do mcfuckin hate printers. We need to finally move beyond the need for them as a species. 
 how do you make those AI images that disguise one thing as another thing i want to make a binkle one 
 @binkle gotta know a guy 
 New 2077 updates are very good so far.  Played a little last night.  

Very much like how the pop-ups windows are more readable. 
 Gundlefucking my will to live/carry on existing this morning. 


Cofe 
 Snickerdooler sounds criminal 
 I personally have a vandetta against anything that isn't a Glock 17 mag or a STANAG mag. 

I refuse to even acknowledge the existence of other sorts of magazines. 

Gross 
 nostr:npub18xytkg0prctw49de0dfzr680fk09tk7r0uu2wndfx20l3akgh0wqkmc6yw is there a war on mental il... 
 @Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 ( 7,600 / 28,000 ) I'm not helping and I refuse to start. 
 the war with mental illness is not lookin great apparently 
 hey look over there Jim. That grizzly bear is fuckin that guy in the ass. 

huh. Wonder how he learned that.

I mean he probably started with a dog or a deer maybe? idk 

the bear. I meant the bear. 
 you have to fight and kill any animal that attacks you. It's basically the law 
 Send me more pics like the racist buildings.  I'm proving a point 
 Man pissin 
 Philly is and has been planet of the apes for a good long while. 


Shithole like bmore 
 Stinky incel no coose for the stinky incel 
 @40cbca43 dang bruh. I didn't realize red wing had their own stores.  👌 
 Curl the same weight you normal use for reps but with a kettle bell. 


Fuck me right up 
 Physician, harden thyself 
 Post hardcore/country mix 


It makes sense u see