horrible idea:
1. find a list of notable people from wikipedia
2. train LLM to output a "singleness" score per wikipedia article given how likely they are to be single
3. run said model on all notable people with wikipedia articles
4. filter all persons above 0.8 or something
4. create a static site with js that selects one person from random above and redirects the page to that site
5. host on github pages for free and primed for virality
6. ?????
7. profit 

 @2f31d435 On a scale from Tesla to Franklin how bitchless are u