If you run a bitcoin business, plushies of Itty Bitty are available to be purchased in bulk at wholesale prices. At #BitcoinTokyo in September, 80% of our stock sold out in a day. Email hello@herecomesbitcoin.com for more info.
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We are still in the market for bitcoin wizards. If you know someone who considers themselves a bitcoin wizard, 1) you keep weird company, but 2) please send them our way: https://spiral.xyz/blog/spiral-is-hiring-bitcoin-wizards/
The official position of the Spiral team is that Satoshi is a cat:
1) Never around when people want them to be.
2) Impossible to find when they don’t want to be found.
3) Eats weird gross food.
4) Proficient in C++, which has the number of characters as “cat,” starts with a C, and has a character that looks like a lowercase T.
5) Keeps weird hours.
6) Prefers English spelling because all cats have British accents.
7) What are cypherpunks if not mysterious? What are cats if not mysterious?
8) Independent and unknowable.
9) Whiskers, probably.
10) Could be sitting next to you and you wouldn’t know it.
11) Could be sitting on you and you wouldn’t know it.
12) Knows how to use a keyboard.
13) Very popular online.
14) Known to “move on to other things.”
15) Satoshi Nakamoto is a Japanese name. You know who eats a lot of fish? The Japanese. You know who else?
They said being idiots who make bitcoin stickers for a living would never last. They say a lot of things.
Use these and all the dozens of others as gifs for whatever dumb stuff you’re up to by searching “herecomesbitcoin” on GIPHY. Or visit http://herecomesbitcoin.org to download them all for Signal and Telegram and spam your friends until they like you even less.
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New banner on bitcoindesign.org just dropped thanks to nature’s ultimate, organically grown interns, Abhijay Jain and Sushant Faujdar, who came to us and herecomesbitcoin.org via summerofbitcoin.org.
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You get two buying options and no excuses. The herecomesbitcoin.org plushie is now available at #Bitcoin2024’s official store, in addition to the one we share with our pals at booth B46 with our pals @SHAmory.https://m.primal.net/JfRK.jpg
Catnip also affects Bitcoins. That's why he looks like a talkative scarecrow just revealed the secrets of Stonehenge to him.https://m.primal.net/JZcg.jpg
Perhaps our best Spiral newsletter ever, this extremely late post covers all the bases: weather-induced spirituality, cosmic Jerome Powells, and, most importantly, the phrase “senior technical fungus.”
https://spiral.xyz/blog/spiral-quarterly-update-h1-2024/
We’ve got more herecomesbitcoin.org stickers, this time featuring @HRF, @jack, @ROCKSTAR, @jack mallers, @SN, @OpenSats, @BTCTokyo, and Brink.
Plus Black Ops Bitcoin, Girls Night Out 2, Ride the Lightning Bitcoin, and Old Charlie “Can O’ Beans” Bitcoin.
Will your brand 100% go under unless it gets its own anthropomorphic Bitcoin mascot? Weird problem, but relatable. https://m.primal.net/JGwO.jpg DMs are always open.
Bitcoin on a Ferris wheel. You can’t hear him because it’s a gif, but Bitcoin is doing Daenerys’ wheel monologue except it’s about the wheel of fiat currencies and how bitcoin eventually breaks it. https://m.primal.net/IjTu.gif
Brand guidelines aren’t very bitcoin, so we did a pseudo-quasi-semi brand guidelines, which isn’t very anything except dumb. Anyway, herecomesbitcoin.org https://m.primal.net/IEfr.png
They sound similar but ossification, being conservative with changes to bitcoin that could have unintended consequences, is very different from ostrichification, which is the reason you’re all reading this.
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The future of finance isn’t a seven hundred page securities contract prepared by a stadium’s worth of lawyers but a cartoon interpretation of digital currency that walks into a bandsaw every four years as dictated by an open-source protocol. https://m.primal.net/Hwnl.png
Doing what we said we’d never do and crossover posting between Twitter and Nostr to bring you guys the dumbest accounts on TikTok and YouTube Shorts, which is saying something. If there was ever a time to promote your most inane bitcoin content, it’s now:
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@herecomesbitcoin
YouTube Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/@herecomesbitcoin/shorts
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