Oddbean new post about login | logout The official position of the Spiral team is that Satoshi is a cat: 1) Never around when people want them to be. 2) Impossible to find when they don’t want to be found. 3) Eats weird gross food. 4) Proficient in C++, which has the number of characters as “cat,” starts with a C, and has a character that looks like a lowercase T. 5) Keeps weird hours. 6) Prefers English spelling because all cats have British accents. 7) What are cypherpunks if not mysterious? What are cats if not mysterious? 8) Independent and unknowable. 9) Whiskers, probably. 10) Could be sitting next to you and you wouldn’t know it. 11) Could be sitting on you and you wouldn’t know it. 12) Knows how to use a keyboard. 13) Very popular online. 14) Known to “move on to other things.” 15) Satoshi Nakamoto is a Japanese name. You know who eats a lot of fish? The Japanese. You know who else?
You may be on to something 😅
Actual footage of Catoshi creating Bitcoin: https://media1.tenor.com/m/ogsH7Ailje8AAAAd/cat-funny-cat.gif
“Sat rhymes with cat” is such an obvious miss on our behalf.
Sounds good.
Timeless art comes wanting you. I remember how it failed and crumbled into all fictional make believe too when the machine clapped hard. Remember that? 🤦 https://music.apple.com/de/album/in-for-the-kill-skreams-lets-get-ravey-remix/1446200073?i=1446200416&l=en-GB
Broken lockdowns 💌
Probably a typo because of his big paws
CATS are the best. Who doesn’t love pussy? https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/5f3503bdea5c2f94d22f04bcc875d90fd574993a742134e02b651b8247f8c38e.webp
As a cat (probably), I approve. https://image.nostr.build/74b916adf67defa1a142864c558868ce00d234e4cc37697c4227ded1245bc638.jpg
Hi Bitcoin kids, I know that it hurts if anyone said anything about bitcoin, you are so afraid to lose your assets, the same way the CIA are afraid that the Dollars will have a strong competitive, But guess what? Satoshi Nakamoto should be unveiled soon.
Must be one of the cats from the cat relay https://nostrrr.com/relay/catstrr.swarmstr.com
he was a little bit of a pussy wasnt he?
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16. Satoshi disappeared without warning. Cats are masters of the Irish goodbye. 17. Leaves cryptic messages that are impossible to interpret—just like cats knocking things off shelves for no apparent reason. 18. Both Satoshi and cats prefer to observe silently from the shadows, leaving us to wonder about their true intentions. 19. Communicates sparingly but effectively—often with just a look (or in Satoshi's case, a post). 20. Possibly immortal. Cats have nine lives, after all.
21. Cat rhymes with sat.
This is a much more convincing argument.
