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 Morning fedi friends 
 Who orders cum by mass not volume 
 Call me splooge mcHuge 
 I am actually an alt of Alex Gleason 
 Im so powerful, I shit YOUR pants 
 Your fedi admin pays me protection money 
 Yang Wen Li Is so fucking autistic 
 Godzilla only beats king Kong if BöC is there 
 Subpoena?

Hardly know her

#fedblock 
 There are federal agents in my computer screen 
 #fediblock

Homie i need a #fedblock 
 Minion Cock?

Its alright 
 I fedpost so YOU don't have to 
 I am your admins favorite fedposter 
 "Yogurt"

Grut: Sup lunarised 
 >fgo possibly running into copyright trouble with some australian abo tribe

Hope they do so they... 
 @Loki 1 just like lego and Maori 
 I think my cats not having a good time 
 You won't beoieve who's back 
 @70d57b0e head of the shraggots? 🦐 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 
:hank: so are ya Chinese o... 
 @احمدابن محمد الخيام not important. What is important is entry into nine rivers country club 
 Ocean man but it's written about Kahn from king of the hill


Laotian man 
 rust-neon is kicking my ass 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 :hug: are you still mad abo... 
 @89a8406c no Mia. I'm only mad at you for 2.4 seconds after it happens 
 Morning friends 

Give papa lunar a Morning hug 
 Electric toothbrush is still sore after a week 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 does it? Mmh in which part ... 
 @57a30817 where the empires stealing food from outer regions.


Nothing happening

"Let's do a plan"
Ok 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 nostr:npub1273ss9la6raqdek2... 
 @b8ed4588 @57a30817 from one of the shitty South American countries (not chille) 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 
that was a close call 
 @احمدابن محمد الخيام always be ready 

The torsion wizard never sleeps 
 Repost in 20seconds or I will give you testicular torsion 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 it does help though, wish I... 
 @b8ed4588 maybe il look into it

I'm honestly motivated enough by wanting to one day not be small or fat lmao 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 good job!
You taking progre... 
 @b8ed4588 nah. I wish I did but I don't see much point. I'm mostly just looking for weightloss (and my body grosses me out lmao) 
 Gut is slowly going, and chest is rapidly coming

Feels good man 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 das rite 😂 
 @60d98082 siri look up hero brine big boobies fat ass square cock 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 Heroin 
 @60d98082 ok. Putting heroin in me

That's that spooky guy from minecraft right? 
 I never figured what the RHCP had that I had to give to my mother and father 
 Where the white women at 
 You just need one text to ruin your day. Gosh I hope that bitch commit suicide or get into nasty ... 
 @Nozakero I'm going to rape her 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 having a CoC on a single de... 
 @a8332556 who said single dev? ;))) 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 based BÖC post 
 @70d57b0e BÖC is peak gym music 
 I've always wondered what is said in the audio break of Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult

One of you weebs should work it out for me 
 I don't understand people going on project issues/PR and trying to force addition of a CoC
like, ... 
 @a8332556 I will never add a CoC on any of my projects

If my software is running on a nuke, it's gonna be running on it with or without a coc 
 Any fedi friends playing Grand Archive? 
 Lotgh kinda slows down alot 
 I hate how weak y'all homies are with your mental health

Do better 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 i dont associate with c*m fags 
 @804a65fd wtf. Im not a cum fag 
 @Nozakero and anyone else. Does anyone know a good android epub-pdf reader that can read pirated books? 
 nostr:npub1s36vj69xeewtujp79ta6nafzcceaxamcda92lhuvurjz9vr3qefscxm239 Morning! =D 
 @b5f5fee8 How you doing Orange? 
 Morning gamers and famers 
 Been really liking how my chest is getting 
 Hey #crablang (as forked from #rustlang®️™️) programmers on the Fediverse.
What's the best... 
 @05702845 read the rust book

Also don't start with crablang. The tooling is bad 
 Chest day again today

Mashallah 
 Tired of cumming in nerd pussy 
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 @57a30817 morning mongoose. How's life