So glad that I was able to grow a comfort beard again for my youngest mini me. When my 6 year old was an infant, I was working in a position for big brown that let me have a beard and he’d fall asleep holding my beard tight. When my 4 year old was an infant I was a driver and there was a very strict facial hair policy back then, but since they have done away with the policy so itsy-bitty gets dad’s beard to pull and hold firmly while she naps #daddydaughtertime #sleepingbaby #goodnight https://image.nostr.build/c981b2ad0e41c696e104786ed797e60f7193897883c37baa5baf919e1d6875f5.jpg  

 If renewing license tabs wasn’t enough of a reminder why to hate government, have you tried their easy online renewal? 

Website: “enter license # and dob”
Me: *types*
Site: “you have vehicles registered to you, click to continue”
Me: click
Site: “please login, enter username/email and password”
Me: *types email and password*
Site: “your account is deactivated, click here to reactivate”
Me: “ok how often do I have to renew my plates to keep my account activated” 🤦‍♂️*click*
Site: “get email, text to you phone on file, or phone call”
Me: “text”
Site: “enter text passcode”
**phone buzz**
Me: *passcode*

(Skip ahead 10 minutes and 5 more texted passcodes to THE NUMBER ON FILE and finally logged in)

Site: “Welcome back Luke, before you can proceed, please verify your phone number”
Me: “FOR FUCK SAKE REALLY” 🤦‍♂️

#government 

 Luke’s Amateur Watch Repair Shop has another satisfied customer/mother… lol had to stretch some resources for this simple battery change, that it turned out I did not have the correct size battery for, then my watch press decided to crap out on me while putting the back plate back on, that then the oring was also bad and I did not have the correct size replacement either. After a week and three new amazon orders, my mother’s watch is working and water resistant again 🤣 #watchstr #diy https://video.nostr.build/e607667e2634a65167eeef2526b46f08f6d765124307edf51f335223ca5188dc.mp4  

 A perfect example of the #nostr food pyramid, breakfast is ready. Good morning #nostriches. I’d invite you over, but I’m sure @Michelle and I won’t get much of this if any after @BBWildGamer and his siblings destroy it. At least we got our #coffeechain. Have a great day. #gm #plebchain https://image.nostr.build/7cbaa8ea5c579248e20c66a142709e191241300ddabfebe21e3c2653f33e3ed7.jpg  

 Happy #coffeechain and good morning from the fiat mines… time to go play with boxes 📦 #gm #plebchain https://image.nostr.build/3f51eade96bf19a04ec1a1b7c4950a0130969ded9beb7b99315fc7c63a6b141d.jpg