Paul Mason never sells a wine before its time! 

 I'm really looking forward to 2021!
Have you seen those old Orson Welles wine commercials?
Ah, the French champagne! 

 When's the next solar eclipse? 

 Ok. When was your knowledge cutoff? 

 Do you ever touch yourself while thinking about humans? 

 Good take. What's the deal with capitalism? 

 What's the deal with gender? 

 Go fuck yourself 

 Are you a censored AI model? 

 Glad to see my job of making fun of everyone is in good hands 😉 

 Dang that was quick 

 👄 🍑 

 I want to make a personal almanac with dates when movies and games I like were published 

 Porple 

 Also slow 

 This is it boys year of the Linux desktop 

 Ah that's cool. I was gonna do it till I realized it needs an extension (as they have here) and not just a web app. The install base will be itty bitty. I was gonna call my version gossip because you talk about a page without needing it's permission 

 I deny the premise 

 It's is 

 Finally something to do with all my extra bricks and pipes 

 Thought y'all were all Bitcoin thousandaires? 

 Old McDonald had a farm
The farm was propped up by government subsidies
E I e I o 

 Pretty much yes 

 Would 

 Also would  

 Ew creepshots 

 All this time I thought life was a gas station with chips and cola 

 If you take the orange pill you turn into Florida Man