I like big gift.
Why even lie?
When Walmart breaks out the decorations 
I get a twinkle in my eyes.
Don’t bother wrapping it
Just save us both some time 
Tape the receipt to it
So that I don’t have to deal with the pawn guy
Don’t let it hurt your feelings
You never knew what I liked
So be a good sport 
And tape a receipt to that bike. 

Cuz ya shoulda bought me bitcoin!
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 #zbd #zebedee	#xmas

How are you spending your holidays? https://media2.giphy.com/media/1iw7b1SpXPcTUnjVfG/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0yqetvzrvc73j7jxl8c1nadvwohg1udu098h3ilrd&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 #xmas #zbd # zebedee 

Once, long, long ago, probably not in this historical timeline, BUT!
There was a monkey that went for a walk along the river bank one winter day. Not far into his walk, he comes across a fish on the bank. With haste, the monkey was stricken with panic and began to move as quick as it little body can muster. Swooping up the nearly lifeless fish and scurrying up a nearby tree. The fish taken by surprise, began humming How to Save a Life by Coldplay. Alerted to the fishes sarcasm, the monkey scoffs and says, “No, my friend. This monkey is not saving you by running you up a tree. No, my new friend! You are the Missing star atop the tree! https://media0.giphy.com/media/X44MWfly66qu8S4pzH/200w.gif?cid=586b07f0qpl1prom6jik1g76dwgx4c2l0tgdpqkz83olly40&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 Merry Christmas all #ZBD #ZEEBEDEE #ZAP https://media4.giphy.com/media/YikETs2ry3heM/200w.gif?cid=586b07f054twsoflavgn9511qt03n42fsfofehkqz6i84rvu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g 

 Sending Christmas and holiday cheer to all, except Scientologists. #Youknowwhatyoudid https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUPOqI4muaZ43uOnhm/200w.gif?cid=586b07f051ajorwumx3fa2fge2z41covjw7aazjoy9i2glnw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g