I like big gift.
Why even lie?
When Walmart breaks out the decorations 
I get a twinkle in my eyes.
Don’t bother wrapping it
Just save us both some time 
Tape the receipt to it
So that I don’t have to deal with the pawn guy
Don’t let it hurt your feelings
You never knew what I liked
So be a good sport 
And tape a receipt to that bike. 

Cuz ya shoulda bought me bitcoin!
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