Oddbean new post about login | logout I'll zap you 250-1000 sat if you post Christmas tree or Christmas related story or pic. (especially zbd user). Until my wallet is empty.
Once, long, long ago, probably not in this historical timeline, BUT! There was a monkey that went for a walk along the river bank one winter day. Not far into his walk, he comes across a fish on the bank. With haste, the monkey was stricken with panic and began to move as quick as it little body can muster. Swooping up the nearly lifeless fish and scurrying up a nearby tree. The fish taken by surprise, began humming How to Save a Life by Coldplay. Alerted to the fishes sarcasm, the monkey scoffs and says, “No, my friend. This monkey is not saving you by running you up a tree. No, my new friend! You are the Missing star atop the tree! https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6Mbp4HiIS2Zwi7n2/200w.gif?cid=586b07f02e0rorg9a5t79i3n5zb72pcs4jw1zvyjrfvfvmsb&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
Merry Christmas. I'd like to recommend a holiday episode of smiling friends. The season 1 finale, Charlie dies and doesn't come back. What about the tree you ask? Well Charlie goes with coworkers to cut one down. https://media2.giphy.com/media/nyzOkZCdZAC5y/200w.gif?cid=586b07f03nr69ac57upfajk239ycu80axil3s7ik08cswere&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
So.. we have this tradition of wrapping our tree with a skirt to keep needles at bay. Plus it looks great to put presents on, right? Well I saved a cat this year and it's crazy. It's the first xmas it has ever seen and it is obsessed with this skirt on the tree. At first he only got under it and attacked people putting presents down. Then we wake up to the silly guy having pulled the skirt up the tree, making a nest and perched with a single ribbon bow with him, waiting for anyone to come to close to these boxes and tree. It's a loving thing- merry xmas. https://media3.giphy.com/media/uQYyXjOzLctysdsng3/200w.gif?cid=586b07f09i36v0ksfk7wc9lcwe0m7r4s9dkbm72yvf0httm8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
Feliz navidad https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/RMxUjCvFNDTcoApuYJkX.jpg
Here with the Christmas tree 🎄🌟🎄 https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/47b9dd9b-1703498458745.jpeg
Rolling Merry Christmas GIF by The Home Depot https://media3.giphy.com/media/7ycQDDImTyyipAtrat/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952cd0nrxvgeoeryd8ilbeodtsebe7qu7ouaeguiszj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
