wrong…so far 🤣 




ok yeah nobody’s perfect 😆 

 Convo last week:

Colleague 1: “You’re not one to give financial advice…you just buy Bitcoin.”

Me: “Bitcoin is going up forever.”

Colleague 2: “Yeah until it doesn’t!”

Me: “It’s going up forever…the dollar is trending to 0 over time.”

Colleagues: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 

 bros got a few diplomas on the wall so they’re obviously super duper smart about everything even if they have no idea what theyre talkin about 😂 

 There is absolutely no chance Mike loses this fight so when he goes down we’ll know it’s fixed. 

 yeah he def taking a fall 

 Assistant TO the regional manager. 

 Now 🌽bro…I’m allowed to be salty that I didn’t get tapped for the HHS gig as I also know the difference between chicks and dicks. 

That being said, I realize that I’m merely a humble EMR cash register aficionado/M.D.  and would definitely need to go get a JD and/or MBA to know anything about public health and healthcare in general. So it makes sense I wasn’t picked…sorta…I guess. 

That being said. Current folks in there suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 

 Nah. Prob not. Still funny to watch em squirm. 

 ffs ur right 
that’s where I fcked up 
😭 

 why does he look mad at you even without the head? 

 I agree with you. It was a honorable death, but his body language just seems like dude is giving you tude and behaving like a little bitch. 

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 tbh im a little insulted my phone hasn’t rang yet 

 until it’s real they can guardiandeez 

 I’ve sent Vanguard the Bitcoin Whitepaper at least 3 times, but those dumb assholes dont read good. 

 Betting on their founder going to jail? 
🤣💀 

 THE BEST!!! 

 Yup. 

 I hear it’s a mystical place where ALL the feelings frolic freely. 

 motivation 

nostr:note1j5cm6wpsc5s90xvslkean2nchqdhzkslw5dr3r9yyx7qc6hww9wspqcyzc 

 Spinning the wheel is probably like heroin for church ladies. 

 🤔 🛞 😃 

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 There is nothing inaccurate about this picture and how it reflects on me. 

 I practiced unsafe nsec. 

 Oh man. That’d be the dream. 

 58k? 

 Everyone here better not start calling me daddy. 

 shut up ma 

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 Yes. 

Sauce: “My colleague who I have been unsuccessful in orange pilling the last couple years asked me out to buy Doge today.”

Dude almost got a backhand 🤣 

 I made my displeasure apparent. 

 🖕 

 🍿 time for 🇺🇸 politics 

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 Ugh. Fine. You’re right. 

 Those poor faces! 

 Is it??? I mean….really????? THAT guy??? 

 lies!!  

…but eventually true 

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 SILENCE! We can never let her find out she’s waaaaaaaaay too good for me. 

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

 I anchor babied her so fast. 

 🤝 
Had to be done. 

 That’s true but she can NEVER know 

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 She lives with me. She knows. 

 Yeah @Marie. You’re a big deal on #nostr. A bonafide infloooooincer. Why you pick on poor little me? Punch up. Not down. 😢 

 Damnit Dan. We were having a nice broment & you shat the bed on it. 

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 ummm……

those are two dudes maam 

 HBD!! 

 Sincere thanks for everything you do. 
🫡🤙 🏴‍☠️ 

 infuriating 

 tbf we were also pretty drunk trying to keep warm during the cold winter of that long bear market 

 also true 

 🤝 🫂 🫡 

most of us docs are dumbshits about financial matters in general 🤣 

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 I’m so mad that none of my zaps are going through rn 

 i dunno primal on the fritz 

 but bros b4 upside down zapstastic degenerates right? Right??? 

 bad dog! 

 damn 🐶 using my year old notes against me 😭