My wife: “We’re going to make husband-changing money this year, right?!”

Me: “Absolutely! It’s going to get totally…wait…wut??” 

 Smart lady 🤣🤣 

 SILENCE! We can never let her find out she’s waaaaaaaaay too good for me. 

 Wait till I chat with her 

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

 Get back to work frog 

 The point of marriage is in part to front run this realization. 

 🤣🤣 

 I anchor babied her so fast. 

 Now I know why I felt connected lol 

 🤝 
Had to be done. 

 Guys win, ladies get good luck 

 Dude his wife certainly got bad luck with him 🤣🤣 

 That’s true but she can NEVER know 

 My true dream is that one day she truly finds out 🖕🤣🤣🤣 

 She lives with me. She knows. 

 He spawned mini vader 

 https://media4.giphy.com/media/Uu4WP50jNo1uZeor4t/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ak3byol914rvp5oxc02f01in9xu8jvmmm74va58w&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 Much better than his father 

 You know for a big inflooincer here you sure do pick on the little frog 

 Yeah @Marie. You’re a big deal on #nostr. A bonafide infloooooincer. Why you pick on poor little me? Punch up. Not down. 😢 

  https://i.nostr.build/nyTECkCr20r4MRW0.jpg  

 Oh I didn't say stop I really like it, I even try & chime in once in a while 

 Damnit Dan. We were having a nice broment & you shat the bed on it. 

 Bromance brewing 

 https://media0.giphy.com/media/bRvrsx60cNdeM/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9147slqv61ggmecaqxkiizhsjm4e8n9ag9ynkar9xy&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 Which one of you is the ….lady 🤣🤣 

 ummm……

those are two dudes maam 

 Yeah but which one plays the female..in bed 

 We do Marie. And that's all I will say 

 😉